imago said:

Oh no you did'nt-!

PurpleJedi said:

Screw the 'Org Makeover' thread.

Why don't we focus on this here "PurpleJedi Makeover" thread instead???

Help this soon-to-be-divorced middle-aged Latin geek get ready for the dating scene.

Been getting no responses on Match.com (even after I had a 22-y.o. proofread my profile).

So what do I need to do to up my game (or actually GET a game)?

Stats:

- 40 years old (going on 75)

- 5'-7"

- 170lbs

Likes:

- spending time w/ my kids

- spending time on prince.org

- spending time between large breasts

Dislikes:

- smoking

- whoring

- being boring

Misc. facts

- no tats

- no piercings

- college degree

- decent paying job

- "artistic, nice guy" type

- kick ass on Trivia Pursuit

- fledgling gym rat

- booze & weed makes me sleepy

- Secretly want to be slapped around and choked by JustErin

OK...none of that is on Match.com, but you get the drift.

Here's a "cool" pic;

My Match.com profile pic;

So...what do you recommend?

Shave the beard?

Shave the head?

Scowl more?

Get contacts?

Get a few tattoos?

Get a prostitute and post the sex video?

Do offer me your "Makeover" advice.

...and yeah, this is a bit tongue-in-cheek so don't take it too seriously!

My advice.....make the switch! you'd sell well in gayville

All the best!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PurpleJedi said:

Screw the 'Org Makeover' thread.

Why don't we focus on this here "PurpleJedi Makeover" thread instead???

Help this soon-to-be-divorced middle-aged Latin geek get ready for the dating scene.

Been getting no responses on Match.com (even after I had a 22-y.o. proofread my profile).

So what do I need to do to up my game (or actually GET a game)?

Stats:

- 40 years old (going on 75)

- 5'-7"

- 170lbs

Likes:

- spending time w/ my kids

- spending time on prince.org

- spending time between large breasts

Dislikes:

- smoking

- whoring

- being boring

Misc. facts

- no tats

- no piercings

- college degree

- decent paying job

- "artistic, nice guy" type

- kick ass on Trivia Pursuit

- fledgling gym rat

- booze & weed makes me sleepy

- Secretly want to be slapped around and choked by JustErin

OK...none of that is on Match.com, but you get the drift.

Here's a "cool" pic;

My Match.com profile pic;

So...what do you recommend?

Shave the beard?

Shave the head?

Scowl more?

Get contacts?

Get a few tattoos?

Get a prostitute and post the sex video?

Do offer me your "Makeover" advice.

...and yeah, this is a bit tongue-in-cheek so don't take it too seriously!

My advice.....make the switch! you'd sell well in gayville

All the best!

Well...I'm quite popular with old Jewish ladies and gay Pakistani men.

Reading through this tread... I'm seeing that u have a great sense of humor, and personality... That's what women luv in a man. Confidence is very important 2... "Remember, any man can sweep any women off her feet.. u just need the right broom.".. So try 2 work on that confidence thang... other than that there is nothing else u should change...

Btw have you ever watched the movie Hitch??

sunflower7 said:

Reading through this tread... I'm seeing that u have a great sense of humor, and personality... That's what women luv in a man. Confidence is very important 2... "Remember, any man can sweep any women off her feet.. u just need the right broom.".. So try 2 work on that confidence thang... other than that there is nothing else u should change...

Btw have you ever watched the movie Hitch??

I appreciate that!

No I haven't seen "Hitch"...but I guess I should rent it.

That one and "Crazy, Stupid, Love."

PurpleJedi said:

sunflower7 said:

Reading through this tread... I'm seeing that u have a great sense of humor, and personality... That's what women luv in a man. Confidence is very important 2... "Remember, any man can sweep any women off her feet.. u just need the right broom.".. So try 2 work on that confidence thang... other than that there is nothing else u should change...

Btw have you ever watched the movie Hitch??

I appreciate that!

No I haven't seen "Hitch"...but I guess I should rent it.

That one and "Crazy, Stupid, Love."

Make it a Net- flix's night....and let me know if it helped...

See u on the 29th !!

sunflower7 said:

PurpleJedi said:

I appreciate that!

No I haven't seen "Hitch"...but I guess I should rent it.

That one and "Crazy, Stupid, Love."

Make it a Net- flix's night....and let me know if it helped...

See u on the 29th !!

I gotta buy tickets!!!!!

PurpleJedi said:

sunflower7 said:

Make it a Net- flix's night....and let me know if it helped...

See u on the 29th !!

I gotta buy tickets!!!!!

...

11:30 show.. hope 2 see there..

Purplejedi

You cannot change who you are, we are all perfect in our own way

I met my Wife on a dating site, strange thing is, we had been married for 3 years and I was like "what the **** you doing here?"

Joking aside, Love will find you in its own time, so don't rush. If you are the same as the person you are posting on here, then you will have no problems finding love, you are one of my favourite orgers, your posts that I have read are always so sincere and honest.

Good luck to you

itsnotallover said:

Purplejedi

You cannot change who you are, we are all perfect in our own way

I met my Wife on a dating site, strange thing is, we had been married for 3 years and I was like "what the **** you doing here?"

Joking aside, Love will find you in its own time, so don't rush. If you are the same as the person you are posting on here, then you will have no problems finding love, you are one of my favourite orgers, your posts that I have read are always so sincere and honest.

Good luck to you

Aww thanks!

Alright...finally got my new frames...big, black & bold...

I like 'em!

Never had black frames before...always looked for thin metal ones that you could "hardly notice" (in my mind). But I like these.

PurpleJedi said:

Alright...finally got my new frames...big, black & bold...

I like 'em!

Never had black frames before...always looked for thin metal ones that you could "hardly notice" (in my mind). But I like these.

They're the male version of my black RayBans and they look very sexy on you!!!!

They really update your look a bunch. I think you will get some serious from these very soon. Honestly, very smart/sexy!

Deadflow3r said:

PurpleJedi said:

Alright...finally got my new frames...

They're the male version of my black RayBans and they look very sexy on you!!!!

They really update your look a bunch. I think you will get some serious from these very soon. Honestly, very smart/sexy!

Thanks!

...and I hope so!

PurpleJedi said:

Deadflow3r said:

They're the male version of my black RayBans and they look very sexy on you!!!!

They really update your look a bunch. I think you will get some serious from these very soon. Honestly, very smart/sexy!

Thanks!

...and I hope so!

I am sure of it ; I think they may be just what you need to boost your confidence that your ex had shaken badly. Love the shirt and choker as well.

PurpleJedi said:

Alright...finally got my new frames...big, black & bold...

I like 'em!

Never had black frames before...always looked for thin metal ones that you could "hardly notice" (in my mind). But I like these.

NICE! The glasses aren't bad either.

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

Alright...finally got my new frames...big, black & bold...

NICE! The glasses aren't bad either.

I like those!

Your new frames look great on you !

frames???????????????????

luv the hair and slimmer trimmed beard!!!

plus u look thinner in the face..... have u lost weight????

PurpleJedi said:

Alright...finally got my new frames...big, black & bold...

I like 'em!

Never had black frames before...always looked for thin metal ones that you could "hardly notice" (in my mind). But I like these.

nice!

FuzzyWitch said:

frames???????????????????

luv the hair and slimmer trimmed beard!!!

plus u look thinner in the face..... have u lost weight????

Yeah I've gone down a few pant sizes.

...and found a new barber that gives me a haircut & trims the beard for $12!

GRACIAS everyone!

PurpleJedi said:

Screw the 'Org Makeover' thread.

Why don't we focus on this here "PurpleJedi Makeover" thread instead???

Help this soon-to-be-divorced middle-aged Latin geek get ready for the dating scene.

Been getting no responses on Match.com (even after I had a 22-y.o. proofread my profile).

So what do I need to do to up my game (or actually GET a game)?

Stats:

- 40 years old (going on 75)

- 5'-7"

- 170lbs

Likes:

- spending time w/ my kids

- spending time on prince.org

- spending time between large breasts

Dislikes:

- smoking

- whoring

- being boring

Misc. facts

- no tats

- no piercings

- college degree

- decent paying job

- "artistic, nice guy" type

- kick ass on Trivia Pursuit

- fledgling gym rat

- booze & weed makes me sleepy

- Secretly want to be slapped around and choked by JustErin

OK...none of that is on Match.com, but you get the drift.

Here's a "cool" pic;

My Match.com profile pic;

So...what do you recommend?

Shave the beard?

Shave the head?

Scowl more?

Get contacts?

Get a few tattoos?

Get a prostitute and post the sex video?

Do offer me your "Makeover" advice.

...and yeah, this is a bit tongue-in-cheek so don't take it too seriously!

Check out the new frames;

[Edited 10/1/11 20:06pm]

in the middle picture you are smiling, in the bottom pic, you are not. I think a smile is better received and shows how open and warm you are

Looking good, Ren.

It's always fun to update your look. Just be you though. Authenticity is incredibly attractive. Well, unless you are an ass (which you are not), then it is not so attractive.

Also people respond well to a polished look. I recently let my hair go grey and did some "research" along the way. Long grey hair pulled back in a ponytail is not attractive but those people who got a up to date cut that flattered their face and kept it up got possitive responses.

Treat yourself like an older car, it takes a little more effort than a brand new car to get it looking good, and as we get older I think it is O.K. to put that little extra time in. It isn't just vanity and our children don't need to be getting everything while we sit on the sidelines in worn shoes and clothes.

BlackAdder7 said:

in the middle picture you are smiling, in the bottom pic, you are not. I think a smile is better received and shows how open and warm you are

Thanks...though I positively hate the way I smile...my teeth are too small, and yellow.

Crest Whitening strips - here I come!

slimhustle said:

Looking good, Ren.

It's always fun to update your look. Just be you though. Authenticity is incredibly attractive. Well, unless you are an ass (which you are not), then it is not so attractive.

Thanks Robyn...although being 'me' gets me a plethora of FRIENDS but that's it.

Deadflow3r said:

It isn't just vanity and our children don't need to be getting everything while we sit on the sidelines in worn shoes and clothes.

I went to Kohl's yesterday to check out what's on Sale.

I walked out with about $100' worth of "Stuff"...and in all that stuff the only thing for ME was a $12 shirt. Kids just started school you know.

Lookin' good bro! I'm diggin' the frames and I love the neat trim too. You'll be getting some any day now!

babynoz said:

Lookin' good bro! I'm diggin' the frames and I love the neat trim too. You'll be getting some any day now!