PurpleJedi said:

HotGritz said:

BUT FOR REAL! Don't these dating sites take time? I mean people probably, if they have any sense, take their time perusing many profiles before deciding to reply to one. Its like when you go to the club...you don't dance with the first dude that says hi and you don't offer to buy a drink for the first hoochie to bend over and show her skittles. You've got to check things out thoroughly.

I wonder how much money is in those dating sites.

...uhm...you DON'T?

What ELSE do I need to know before hitting the clubs? Are cumberbuns still in style?

those kinds of chicks will either take your money and run OR they got skank pussy nobody wants OR they got a crazy bum boyfriend at home and are just at the club tryna make him jealous.

cumberbuns are still in style at the old folks clubs. I've heard those clubs exist on boats or at 2 hotels

HotGritz said:

PurpleJedi said:

...uhm...you DON'T?

What ELSE do I need to know before hitting the clubs? Are cumberbuns still in style?

those kinds of chicks will either take your money and run OR they got skank pussy nobody wants OR they got a crazy bum boyfriend at home and are just at the club tryna make him jealous.

cumberbuns are still in style at the old folks clubs. I've heard those clubs exist on boats or at 2 hotels

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

I think your look is fine - with the exception of your shoes. Ditch the sneakers (except when working out) and get yourself some "grown man" shoes. There are styles galore these days that are comfortable, yet polished.

Yeah...I agree. Those ARE actually my workout sneakers!

Actually...I took that pic in Florida, and only after I was miles away from home did I remember that my bag of shoes/sneakers were sitting in my living room.

Ordinarily I wear black Converse for everyday.

I guess I should crop that pic if I decide to post...

CONVERSE

Ottensen said:

PurpleJedi said:

Yeah...I agree. Those ARE actually my workout sneakers!

Actually...I took that pic in Florida, and only after I was miles away from home did I remember that my bag of shoes/sneakers were sitting in my living room.

Ordinarily I wear black Converse for everyday.

I guess I should crop that pic if I decide to post...

CONVERSE

Wearing them right now as a matter of fact!

Boy...you wear this...

And you'll get'em all. Girls dig badass gangsters too..

I'll even give you a one glove strip-tease..

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Boy...you wear this...

And you'll get'em all. Girls dig badass gangsters too..

I'll even give you a one glove strip-tease..

That's like, Cuban mafia style!

..but uhmm...I'll wear it for the strip-tease...

PurpleJedi said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Boy...you wear this...

And you'll get'em all. Girls dig badass gangsters too..

I'll even give you a one glove strip-tease..

That's like, Cuban mafia style!

..but uhmm...I'll wear it for the strip-tease...

You crazy...I was goin' for Al Capone...

*begins removing one glove...slowly*

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

PurpleJedi said:

That's like, Cuban mafia style!

..but uhmm...I'll wear it for the strip-tease...

You crazy...I was goin' for Al Capone...

*begins removing one glove...slowly*

formallypickles said:

PurpleJedi said:

Skydiving!?!?

I'm not ready for that yet.

But I am still threatening to buy a mountainbike and hit some trails with a buddy of mine.

In fact I just installed a hitch on my car so that I can buy a bike rack.

That scores me some "dude" points, no?

What if your lady friend wanted to see you in action? You're gonna look like a poser

Purp, it doesnt have to be super extreme like skydiving. Maybe you should try scuba diving..Maybe sailing? Bitches love men with boats. It doesnt have to be a big boat either.

Haaaayyyy!!!

sailing rules and you don't even have to OWN a boat. Skippers are ALWAYS looking for crew and railmeat... always!!

then when you invite her to come along for a race or something you can see shit like this!!!

.

[Edited 8/20/11 14:52pm]

RenHoek said:

formallypickles said:

Maybe sailing? Bitches love men with boats. It doesnt have to be a big boat either.

Haaaayyyy!!!

sailing rules and you don't even have to OWN a boat. Skippers are ALWAYS looking for crew and railmeat... always!!

then when you invite her to come along for a race or something you can see shit like this!!!

.

[Edited 8/20/11 14:52pm]

watching that video made my body tremble from adreneline! I love sailing, however, at rough weather, I think it's scarier than skydiving.

Purple, you don't come across as such an adrenaline junkie, so, are you sure you want to attract a partner that assumes you want to do all these adrenaline evoking sports with you? And then after 2 years finds out that you only did that to look interesting in the beginning?

I don't know, still think it's better to stick with who you are, in stead of changing yourself to make yourself look like someone you'r essentially not.

dJJ said:

RenHoek said:

Haaaayyyy!!!

sailing rules and you don't even have to OWN a boat. Skippers are ALWAYS looking for crew and railmeat... always!!

then when you invite her to come along for a race or something you can see shit like this!!!

.

[Edited 8/20/11 14:52pm]

watching that video made my body tremble from adreneline! I love sailing, however, at rough weather, I think it's scarier than skydiving.

what does this vid make you do?? (don't turn your speakers to 11!!)

RenHoek said:

dJJ said:

watching that video made my body tremble from adreneline! I love sailing, however, at rough weather, I think it's scarier than skydiving.

what does this vid make you do?? (don't turn your speakers to 11!!)

That horn made my cat jump up and looking very angry at me for disturbing his relaxed sleepy state....

I feel a thread sailing by..........

dJJ said:

Purple, you don't come across as such an adrenaline junkie, so, are you sure you want to attract a partner that assumes you want to do all these adrenaline evoking sports with you? And then after 2 years finds out that you only did that to look interesting in the beginning?

I don't know, still think it's better to stick with who you are, in stead of changing yourself to make yourself look like someone you'r essentially not.

I am not, but I am open to new experiences.

No, I prob won't be sailing on a real sailboat anytime soon (very good suggention Ren!) but I can go for learning basic sailing skills and renting a 20-foot boat to go pleasure boating!

PurpleJedi said:

InternationalLover82 said:

You seem fun!! I personally LOVE the beard. Don't change yourself, be yourself and have fun . You really smoke?

I tried it (finally) when my ordeal first began, in lieu of Xanax. Didn't really do what I expected. Just wound up dwelling on all the shit swirling in my head until the break of dawn.

Then I have done it (allegedly) a few times "recreationally" but I wind up getting sleepy. Not much fun.

U need to try Sativa...Indica is a downer...Sativa is a "daytime" smoke.

benjaminira said:

PurpleJedi said:

I tried it (finally) when my ordeal first began, in lieu of Xanax. Didn't really do what I expected. Just wound up dwelling on all the shit swirling in my head until the break of dawn.

Then I have done it (allegedly) a few times "recreationally" but I wind up getting sleepy. Not much fun.

U need to try Sativa...Indica is a downer...Sativa is a "daytime" smoke.

uhm...there's 2 kinds?

imago said:

Now I don't have to imagine what a bad rug would look like on me if I ever go bald.

...or if I ever went shopping at Forever 21 stores...

PurpleJedi said:

benjaminira said:

U need to try Sativa...Indica is a downer...Sativa is a "daytime" smoke.

uhm...there's 2 kinds?

Smokers will tell you "this one is a clear high" or whatever but the strength was the only difference I ever felt, and I smoked acres of the stuff

I think just does not agree with every personality

NDRU said:

PurpleJedi said:

uhm...there's 2 kinds?

Smokers will tell you "this one is a clear high" or whatever but the strength was the only difference I ever felt, and I smoked acres of the stuff

I think just does not agree with every personality

So which is the type that will help you get laid?

PurpleJedi said:

NDRU said:

Smokers will tell you "this one is a clear high" or whatever but the strength was the only difference I ever felt, and I smoked acres of the stuff

I think just does not agree with every personality

So which is the type that will help you get laid?

well, like alcohol, it's whatever type THEY consume

NDRU said:

PurpleJedi said:

So which is the type that will help you get laid?

well, like alcohol, it's whatever type THEY consume

imago said:

x 1,000

I am the Poodle Man! Hear me roar!

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

x 1,000

I am the Poodle Man! Hear me roar!

looks like you have some kind of encephalitis

NDRU said:

PurpleJedi said:

x 1,000

I am the Poodle Man! Hear me roar!

looks like you have some kind of encephalitis

Encephalitis...Rhinitis...Tinnitus...you name it and this pic is oozing with it.

imago said:

x 1,000,000,000

This means WAR.

Purple Bruce Jedi Jenner?

imago said:

Purple Bruce Jedi Jenner?

That's just plain wrong man.

x 1,000