why u want 2 know 4???

have u ran out of ideas???

FuzzyWitch said:

i hear there r more sheep than ppl in newzealand

i told a gal I had a tatto that grows...it worked.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

i told a gal I had a tatto that grows...it worked.

so whats one of your best ones then?????

I could never imagine delivering a pickup line. I wouldn't even want a girl that would entertain that sort of silliness.

lust said:

Failed: Wanna go halves on a bastard?

To girl on payphone in mall: "When are you gonna be off the phone?" (worked)

Here's one you all will recognize: "I wanna fuck you so bad it hurts." (worked)

These were years ago, though. I don't chat up girls anymore. Not in this town. I'd get maced.

breese said:

I could never imagine delivering a pickup line. I wouldn't even want a girl that would entertain that sort of silliness.

Nice, The ironic reverse psycology approach. I like it.

Did it work?

FuzzyWitch said:

i hear there r more sheep than ppl in newzealand

That's true. Impressive knowledge.

Anyway, yes we are outnumbered by about 20 to one but I assure you I like my lamb in a kebab, not a spit roast.

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My little brother (early twenties, so 15 years younger than me) always jokes around with throwing pick-up lines at me. And it works!

Well, not that I want to have sex with him. But it works in the way that's needed for little brother - older sister relation. So, I'll walk to the kitchen to make him coffee and I'll do his homework for him.

When we were walking on the beach in the evening and I said to him, look at how beautiful that moon is! He'll reply 'not as beautiful as your eyes'.

He's got loads of those cheesy ones up on his sleeve. And it works every time. I crack up, however I make his homework and coffee, because I think he's soooooooo sweet.

dJJ said:

purpledoveuk said:

In my teens there was a really hot girl all my good looking mates were talking about and had been hitting on but failed...when I finally bumped into her at a houseparty/sleepover i genuinely thought I recognised her from somewhere and so said to her "please don't think I'm chatting you up but have we met before?" she assured me we hadn't - I thought no more if it until we all settled down to sleep and she came and lay next to me and just said "so are you going to kis me or what?". We went out for a week or so until so e jealous 'friends' sabotaged it by telling her I only wanted her for sex (which wasn't the case as I was still wet behind the ears in that dept) - I phoned her to assure her it wasn't true....but that just made me look mental and we split up. So yeah - shit and unintentional chat up worked

I don't get how that would make you look mental? Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

lust said:

breese said:

I could never imagine delivering a pickup line. I wouldn't even want a girl that would entertain that sort of silliness.

Nice, The ironic reverse psycology approach. I like it.

Did it work?

Married her 13 years ago

ConsciousContact said:

"Hello" is all you need.

slimhustle said:

"Hello" is all you need.

Hello.

lust said:

slimhustle said:

"Hello" is all you need.

Hello.

Haha.

I already have a non chat-lining guy in my life tho.

slimhustle said:

lust said:

Hello.

Haha.

I already have a non chat-lining guy in my life tho.

Then I am doomed to love you from afar.

Never used them.

But when my wife finally decided to take our relationship a step further after years of friendship, she had her guard up big time to avoid getting hurt. We would make out and everything but she was very nonchalant about it all, like she didnt care. She actually told me she wasn't expecting anything "real" from me...just fun. Trying to convince her that she wasnt just another conquest for me and that I really wanted to be with her, I turned to Purple Rain. Getting out of her car after a night of heavy petting and smooching, frustrated at her "whatever" attitude, I said...

"I'm gonna make you love me."

Years later I asked..."When did you know it was real?"

She said..."Remember when you told me you were gonna make me love you?"

Thanks, Morris.

StonedImmaculate said:

Never used them.

But when my wife finally decided to take our relationship a step further after years of friendship, she had her guard up big time to avoid getting hurt. We would make out and everything but she was very nonchalant about it all, like she didnt care. She actually told me she wasn't expecting anything "real" from me...just fun. Trying to convince her that she wasnt just another conquest for me and that I really wanted to be with her, I turned to Purple Rain. Getting out of her car after a night of heavy petting and smooching, frustrated at her "whatever" attitude, I said...

"I'm gonna make you love me."

Years later I asked..."When did you know it was real?"

She said..."Remember when you told me you were gonna make me love you?"

Thanks, Morris.

Wicked Did you take her home to a brass water bed and an italian chef named sestagagrachi or something like that?