babynoz said:

Miami Vice,

that movie was unwatchable. It was also kind of hilarious, but I still could not make it to the end even to laugh at it.

all of the batman movies except

'batman begins'

imago said:

The Crow 2

All the Star Wars Prequels

Alien3, Alien 4

Planet of the Apes (Tim Burton's movie)

The Happening

Disappearance on 7th

30 Days of Night

Matrix Revolutions (Matrix 3)

Indiana Jones 4

Queen of the Damned (Aliya was to fine to be in that stupid movie )

Elizabeth 2

Madagascar 2

Pandorum

On Golden Pond (I know it won awards, but I hated it)

Pet Cemetery

Jurassic Park 2 (the book was phenomenal)

Shrek 2

Alice in Wonderland (with Johnny Depp)

...to name but a few.

They looked good even though they sucked pig ass.

Alien 3

Superman 3

Both Aliens VS Predators

Hulk

Efan said:

Both Fantastic Four movies

Girl, Interrupted

Both Sex and the City movies

Big yes to that, I expeted much from the Fantastic Four movies, but especially the first one was so bad...I could hardly finish it: just let them all die!!

Aliens 4

Ok, so you found a way to create a hybrid/clone with Ripley and the Alien species and even though she's only 3 years old she manages to look 45? Then you make this monstrous looking albino alien with saggy tits and a tail who just happens to be lesbian and kills her own mother? GTFOHRN!!!!!!

HotGritz said:

imago said:

The Crow 2

All the Star Wars Prequels

Alien3, Alien 4

Planet of the Apes (Tim Burton's movie)

The Happening

Disappearance on 7th

30 Days of Night

Matrix Revolutions (Matrix 3)

Indiana Jones 4

Queen of the Damned (Aliya was to fine to be in that stupid movie )

Elizabeth 2

Madagascar 2

Pandorum

On Golden Pond (I know it won awards, but I hated it)

Pet Cemetery

Jurassic Park 2 (the book was phenomenal)

Shrek 2

Alice in Wonderland (with Johnny Depp)

...to name but a few.

They looked good even though they sucked pig ass.

yeah.

There were parts of Avatar that were astonishing

PurpleJedi said:

Star Wars Episode I

Star Wars Episode II

Star Wars Episode III

Absolutely.

HotGritz said:

Aliens 4

Ok, so you found a way to create a hybrid/clone with Ripley and the Alien species and even though she's only 3 years old she manages to look 45? Then you make this monstrous looking albino alien with saggy tits and a tail who just happens to be lesbian and kills her own mother? GTFOHRN!!!!!!

Blame Alien 3

PurpleJedi said:

Star Wars Episode I

Star Wars Episode II

Star Wars Episode III

Not that it sucks, but the more I watch it the more I think Return of the Jedi could've been much better than it was.

Superman 3, After Superman 1 and 2 being so good Superman 3 was such a let down.

PurpleJedi said:

Star Wars Episode I

Star Wars Episode II

Star Wars Episode III

Prequels kind of inherently suck, although these in particular were bad because really, you knew what was going to happen to all of the main characters.

Anakin eventually becomes Darth Vader

Palpatine is evil

Obi-Wan lives

Any proprietary Jedi characters will die eventually

There's no real tension because everyone's fate is sealed preemptively, and that sucks. Sure, a lot of movies are predictable, but in the prequel trilogy especially, there's no real room for any surprises.

I still think the best prequel of all time is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, because unless you're paying close attention it's honestly kind of hard to tell.

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Grashitty Bridge. Before it came out, it was hyped up to be the sequal to Purple Rain and the idea of a sequal could have been great but Prince had done lost his mind by then. If The Kid had claimed to be "Baby I'm A Star", then why was he not living the life of a star in Grashitty Bridge? The movie should have been about the life of The Kid being a star making albums, out on the road touring, partying, and sleeping with groupies. Well, I guess the "star" gave all that up to live in the basement of a club, ride around on a motorcyle in scenery that looks like an elementary school stage play, and have illusions of an angel.

babynoz said:

Miami Vice,

When the television series was out, the music in the show was just as entertaining as the script and the fashions on the show. Anything even remotely related to music or fashion should not be remade in the 2000s which are the worst times in music history.

vainandy said:

Grashitty Bridge. Before it came out, it was hyped up to be the sequal to Purple Rain and the idea of a sequal could have been great but Prince had done lost his mind by then. If The Kid had claimed to be "Baby I'm A Star", then why was he not living the life of a star in Grashitty Bridge? The movie should have been about the life of The Kid being a star making albums, out on the road touring, partying, and sleeping with groupies. Well, I guess the "star" gave all that up to live in the basement of a club, ride around on a motorcyle in scenery that looks like an elementary school stage play, and have illusions of an angel.

X-Men 3: The Last Stand

kpowers said:

Superman 3, After Superman 1 and 2 being so good Superman 3 was such a let down.

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

THIS^ piece of shit was far worse than Superman 3.

purplemonster04 said:

Indiana Jones 4

Batman and Robin

The Matrix Revolutions

THIS poster sucked equally as bad as THAT^ piece of shit film!:

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Batman_%26_robin_poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

TonyVanDam said:

purplemonster04 said:

Indiana Jones 4

Batman and Robin

The Matrix Revolutions

THIS poster sucked equally as bad as THAT^ piece of shit film!:

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Batman_%26_robin_poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

I tracked George Clooney down after that movie and kicked his ass

Die Another Day

Jurassic Park III

The whole Spider-Man trilogy

Wolverine: Origins

Hulk

Alien 3 (utterly unnecessary to begin with)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Plastic Neon Skull full of harmless/dull cannibals

Half of The Godfather Pt.III

Sin City (I personally think it was awful)

All the Tarantino (directed and/or produced) movies after Pulp Fiction (yeah, I said it)

Match Point and Vicky Cristina Barcelona (just meh, very average, "been there done that")

Dirty Harry V

T-3 (overall, a disappoinment) and Salvation ()

Windtalkers

Pearl Harbor

Almost any 00s zombie/vampire movie

I Am Legend

Lethal Weapon 4 (it could have been the best LW sequel)

Troy (ruined by Pitt)

Alexander the Great (omg, what a disappoinment!!! you have the opportunity to make an epic film about the greatest ancient warrior of all time, which was also a complex, proudly bisexual, contradictory, both cruel and merciful, unsettling and misterious young man, but instead you hire a crazyass irishman, you bleach his hair and you force him to act like a whinny, bi-curious little prick in Babylon?? omg...)

and I don't get the hate against the SW prequels, my only complains are Jar-Jar, the bad/forced jokes of C-3PO in Episode II and the corny love scenes of Anakin/Padme. Predictable? well, the prequels were about HOW/WHY it happened. You don't care for the WHAT happened. You already know that Palpatine is evil and that there's something wrong about Anakin, but that's not the point: you just wanna know HOW did he manage to get the absolute control of the gov/military/galaxy?...and why did the mighty/wise Jedi fall?

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Harlepolis said:

Sex & The City 2

I've seen some sewage mess better than that movie. Not even Samantha Jones could make it up,,,,

Mark Kermode's review of that movie amused the hell out of me - particularly when recalling it prompts him to involuntarily burst into a chorus of The Internationale.

TonyVanDam said:

purplemonster04 said:

Indiana Jones 4

Batman and Robin

The Matrix Revolutions

THIS poster sucked equally as bad as THAT^ piece of shit film!:

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Batman_%26_robin_poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

Yep. When you use green, red, blue and pink colors in a Batman poster, you know you're in trouble

TonyVanDam said:

kpowers said:

Superman 3, After Superman 1 and 2 being so good Superman 3 was such a let down.

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

THIS^ piece of shit was far worse than Superman 3.

I kinda like Superman 4 better than 3 (which isn't saying much), bad casting putting Richard Pryor as Superman's rival (don't get me wrong love Richard Pryor but this movie was not for him) he seemed so out of place (which he was) .

JoeTyler said:

Die Another Day

Jurassic Park III

The whole Spider-Man trilogy

Wolverine: Origins

Hulk

Alien 3 (utterly unnecessary to begin with)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Plastic Neon Skull full of harmless/dull cannibals

Half of The Godfather Pt.III

Sin City (I personally think it was awful)

All the Tarantino (directed and/or produced) movies after Pulp Fiction (yeah, I said it)

Match Point and Vicky Cristina Barcelona (just meh, very average, "been there done that")

Dirty Harry V

T-3 (overall, a disappoinment) and Salvation ()

Windtalkers

Pearl Harbor

Almost any 00s zombie/vampire movie

I Am Legend

Lethal Weapon 4 (it could have been the best LW sequel)

Troy (ruined by Pitt)

Alexander the Great (omg, what a disappoinment!!! you have the opportunity to make an epic film about the greatest ancient warrior of all time, which was also a complex, proudly bisexual, contradictory, both cruel and merciful, unsettling and misterious young man, but instead you hire a crazyass irishman, you bleach his hair and you force him to act like a whinny, bi-curious little prick in Babylon?? omg...)

and I don't get the hate against the SW prequels, my only complains are Jar-Jar, the bad/forced jokes of C-3PO in Episode II and the corny love scenes of Anakin/Padme. Predictable? well, the prequels were about HOW/WHY it happened. You don't care for the WHAT happened. You already know that Palpatine is evil and that there's something wrong about Anakin, but that's not the point: you just wanna know HOW did he manage to get the absolute control of the gov/military/galaxy?...and why did the mighty/wise Jedi fall?

[Edited 8/29/11 4:23am]

I agree with all you said about the Star War Prequels. I enjoyed them but they had some problems like you said.Phathom Meanance was the weakiest of all 6 movies. Number one reason is Jar-Jar, Lucas let the CGI people who made Jar-Jar have way to much control, they just had fun making Jar-Jar. On the dvd the people who made Jar-Jar describe the scene where Jar-Jar was sitting at the table. They went on to say how hard it was to just have Jar-Jar sitting at the table doing nothing (if they could I bet they wanted Jar-Jar poke is eye out with a fork......mmmm maybe that might not be a bad thing) Also "the race" went on way to long, pretty obvious there was gonna be a video game of the race. Lastly young Anakin "accidently" getting into a fighter and joining the fight at the end, very corny and forced.

kpowers said:

JoeTyler said:

Die Another Day

Jurassic Park III

The whole Spider-Man trilogy

Wolverine: Origins

Hulk

Alien 3 (utterly unnecessary to begin with)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Plastic Neon Skull full of harmless/dull cannibals

Half of The Godfather Pt.III

Sin City (I personally think it was awful)

All the Tarantino (directed and/or produced) movies after Pulp Fiction (yeah, I said it)

Match Point and Vicky Cristina Barcelona (just meh, very average, "been there done that")

Dirty Harry V

T-3 (overall, a disappoinment) and Salvation ()

Windtalkers

Pearl Harbor

Almost any 00s zombie/vampire movie

I Am Legend

Lethal Weapon 4 (it could have been the best LW sequel)

Troy (ruined by Pitt)

Alexander the Great (omg, what a disappoinment!!! you have the opportunity to make an epic film about the greatest ancient warrior of all time, which was also a complex, proudly bisexual, contradictory, both cruel and merciful, unsettling and misterious young man, but instead you hire a crazyass irishman, you bleach his hair and you force him to act like a whinny, bi-curious little prick in Babylon?? omg...)

and I don't get the hate against the SW prequels, my only complains are Jar-Jar, the bad/forced jokes of C-3PO in Episode II and the corny love scenes of Anakin/Padme. Predictable? well, the prequels were about HOW/WHY it happened. You don't care for the WHAT happened. You already know that Palpatine is evil and that there's something wrong about Anakin, but that's not the point: you just wanna know HOW did he manage to get the absolute control of the gov/military/galaxy?...and why did the mighty/wise Jedi fall?

[Edited 8/29/11 4:23am]

I agree with all you said about the Star War Prequels. I enjoyed them but they had some problems like you said.Phathom Meanance was the weakiest of all 6 movies. Number one reason is Jar-Jar, Lucas let the CGI people who made Jar-Jar have way to much control, they just had fun making Jar-Jar. On the dvd the people who made Jar-Jar describe the scene where Jar-Jar was sitting at the table. They went on to say how hard it was to just have Jar-Jar sitting at the table doing nothing (if they could I bet they wanted Jar-Jar poke is eye out with a fork......mmmm maybe that might not be a bad thing) Also "the race" went on way to long, pretty obvious there was gonna be a video game of the race. Lastly young Anakin "accidently" getting into a fighter and joining the fight at the end, very corny and forced.

he is force sensitive. Darth Vader already kicked some major ass when he was only a child!

but I'm glad that you can enjoy the prequels

No Country For Old Men.

It was great until they took a 100-foot cliff dive into the Lagoon of Stupid Judgement and killed off the hero off-screen.

After that, it was just one ridiculous scene after another.

formallypickles said:

Pretty Much everything on Neflix Instant play List.

Finding a solid movie on Neflix is like trying to find the cheesiest nachos in a Doritos family bag.

Rarely do you find that chip with favoring on both sides

You got that right!

Also, the Grand Champion for this thread has to be "The Expendables".

Stallone

Schwarzenegger

Lundgren

Austin

The Indian guy from "Predator"

Every other bad mofo ever

And yet, the movie wasn't just bad, it was epically bad.

NDRU said:

babynoz said:

Miami Vice,

that movie was unwatchable. It was also kind of hilarious, but I still could not make it to the end even to laugh at it.

It was so bad that we walked out even though my son was an extra in the movie,

vainandy said:

babynoz said:

Miami Vice,

When the television series was out, the music in the show was just as entertaining as the script and the fashions on the show. Anything even remotely related to music or fashion should not be remade in the 2000s which are the worst times in music history.

Ive deliberately fogotten everything about that movie...even the music.