XxAxX said:

LadyCasanova said:

Even if I put rocks in the pillow?

scofflaw! pillow by definition means a soft object. a cushion. now grow up and get back on topic! fisting dead folks!

whoa. did i really just type that out loud?!

I am growing increasingly concerned about BlackAdder's whereabouts.

XxAxX said:

LadyCasanova said:

Even if I put rocks in the pillow?

scofflaw! pillow by definition means a soft object. a cushion. now grow up and get back on topic! fisting dead folks!

whoa. did i really just type that out loud?!

Fisting dead people is no fun, they don't fight back.

A fist, a fist
A smorgasbord at least
A brunch, a munch
Of cake, if just a piece

Spinlight said:

JustErin said:

Good lord.

I'm telling you, this place has changed.

That's what happens when a forum is left to fall into shambles.

Nope... same fuckery, different players.

round n round

U people syndrome, like everyone like her thinks the same?

someone posts nice shoes and she gets the blame.

somehow that makes her hate the gays.

FauxReal said:

The thing I love about this place is that a topic about sticking a dozen or so knuckles up someone's ass can turn into a discussion of respect, sensibilities, and netiquette.

It's like a Full House episode if it aired on HBO or something.

I actually think it was featured on a very special blossom. In this epsode Joey teached blossom's best friend the new way of pounding fists.

FauxReal said:

XxAxX said:

scofflaw! pillow by definition means a soft object. a cushion. now grow up and get back on topic! fisting dead folks!

whoa. did i really just type that out loud?!

I am growing increasingly concerned about BlackAdder's whereabouts.

i know. me too. a thread like this, he'd be allll over.

i guess he's out there somewhere, alive and well. i heard a while back he's enjoying something he calls 'real life' with his 'family' bah. what could be so important he doesn't have an hour or three a day to spend here with us????

Argumental thread of the year!! :d

.

Now, who wants fisting?!

LadyCasanova said:

XxAxX said:

scofflaw! pillow by definition means a soft object. a cushion. now grow up and get back on topic! fisting dead folks!

whoa. did i really just type that out loud?!

Fisting dead people is no fun, they don't fight back.

Clearly you've never had rigormortis set in when you were two joints deep...

Getting your arm back at that point is like landing a marlin.

LadyCasanova said:

XxAxX said:

scofflaw! pillow by definition means a soft object. a cushion. now grow up and get back on topic! fisting dead folks!

whoa. did i really just type that out loud?!

Fisting dead people is no fun, they don't fight back.

that post's more than a little bit spooky, hey. you know this for a fact? you've actually been to an ORG funeral....?

FauxReal said:

LadyCasanova said:

Fisting dead people is no fun, they don't fight back.

Clearly you've never had rigormortis set in when you were two joints deep...

Getting your arm back at that point is like landing a marlin.

oh. my. god. the 'fishing' channel

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

paintedlady said:

Spinlight said:

That's what happens when a forum is left to fall into shambles.

Nope... same fuckery, different players.

Not many that different, lol...

When the moderation dips and people are allowed to say whatever they want to each other with minimal recourse, this sort of thing happens.

It happened to alt.music.prince eventually. Took about 4 years to fully mature and then implode.

Prince.org will be the same.

If I have nightmares tonight about dead people's asses and fists caskets n such Imma be mad as hell!

:worried:

davetherave6767 said:

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

Aaaaaaand there is always one person taking things too far.

paintedlady said:

If I have nightmares tonight about dead people's asses and fists caskets n such Imma be mad as hell!

:worried:

Well the silver lining is that it'd make phimosis look like a blessing.

davetherave6767 said:

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

My friend once said

"How could anyone have sex with a dead body? I would just masturbate over them "

slimhustle said:

davetherave6767 said:

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

Aaaaaaand there is always one person taking things too far.

you can say that again

NDRU said:

davetherave6767 said:

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

My friend once said

"How could anyone have sex with a dead body? I would just masturbate over them "

may i ask? what was your reply...?

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

My friend once said

"How could anyone have sex with a dead body? I would just masturbate over them "

may i ask? what was your reply...?

something along these lines with a little

[Edited 8/15/11 17:19pm]

NDRU said:

XxAxX said:

may i ask? what was your reply...?

something along these lines with a little

[Edited 8/15/11 17:19pm]

i might be at a loss for words, there.

then again, this is the type of thread, right here, that prepares a person. strengthens them up and readies them for Life. anyone ever mention anything like that i'll have given it some thought by then. which is exactly why i love the ORG. thanks

XxAxX said:

slimhustle said:

Aaaaaaand there is always one person taking things too far.

you can say that again

Im was simply trying 2 bring alittle humour 2 this thread thats all.......but seriously u would wouldnt u??????Have a look....must b creepy daves idea of fun..

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

something along these lines with a little

[Edited 8/15/11 17:19pm]

i might be at a loss for words, there.

then again, this is the type of thread, right here, that prepares a person. strengthens them up and readies them for Life. anyone ever mention anything like that i'll have given it some thought by then. which is exactly why i love the ORG. thanks

davetherave6767 said:

XxAxX said:

you can say that again

Im was simply trying 2 bring alittle humour 2 this thread thats all.......but seriously u would wouldnt u??????Have a look....must b creepy daves idea of fun..

i'm only teasing! don';t be mad. as for the other....? if i had to declare myself i guess i'd say i'm just more comfortable with the idea of fisting dead people at the viewing, rather than at the mortuary.

FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

If I have nightmares tonight about dead people's asses and fists caskets n such Imma be mad as hell!

:worried:

Well the silver lining is that it'd make phimosis look like a blessing.

You know you could be right about that...

NDRU said:

davetherave6767 said:

If eye had worked 4 the mortuary firm that removed Anna Nicole Smiths Dead body eye would of done more than fist it.........id still have the pics 2

My friend once said

"How could anyone have sex with a dead body? I would just masturbate over them "

I almost spit my food out.

A thread about fisting is almost 12 pages long. Gotta love the org.

HotGritz said:

Tittypants said:

A couple of years ago, I first saw this video where a women had a whole outfit in her vagina [a blouse, skirt, bra, panty holes, & small purse]. I never forgot that video, but I never thought it was arrousing at all. I even saw [then sexy] Jayne Kennedy taking a fist up her cooch in a sextape. but it's just wierd to me. I don't really understand it's appeal [right along with anal fisting]. The only thing I can see a big vagina being good for is carrying illegal stuff on airplanes...other than that, where can fisting be arousing at all?

Boning a women who's into fisting would be like "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" imho....

So, does fisting turn you on, or off?

shit, that's like parking a smartcar in an empty superbowl lot.

shit, that's like putting one chair in a 7,000 sq, foot house

shit, that's like having one pimple on a 350 pound ass

shit, that's like throwing a coin into the Pacific

shit, that's like sticking your finger in the wind

In other words, that bitch was nasty and her cooter is probably dragging on the ground like one of those large plastic bags full of aluminum cans...she's ruined. As for the dudes gettin' fisted up the ass, well.....there's lots of shit on the ground these days and it aint just the dogs. I bet if a dude farts you'd smell it before he actually did it. Shittin' bricks? Nah...more like whale bones. I bet they could stick their hand up their ass and scratch their own throat. Yee-uuucckk!

JoeTyler said:

You must put the limit somewhere...

I'm a boobs/thighs man anyway...

Below the elbow, certainly.

Fauxie said:

JoeTyler said:

You must put the limit somewhere...

I'm a boobs/thighs man anyway...

Below the elbow, certainly.

Back when I was a member at Suicide Girls there was a couple of models who had matching tattoos on their forearms, just below the bend. They read...

Elbow Deep

.... I thought that was pretty damn hot.

Cerebus said:

Fauxie said:

Below the elbow, certainly.

Back when I was a member at Suicide Girls there was a couple of models who had matching tattoos on their forearms, just below the bend. They read...

Elbow Deep

.... I thought that was pretty damn hot.

That'll bring back some fond memories and be a nice talking point when they're 50+.