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Thread started 08/10/11 12:09am

FuzzyWitch

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Steps In Overcoming Masturbation

i found something to help us orgers smile

http://ldolphin.org/mormon.html

thats the link 4 those who like to read

here i the interesting bits....

A Guide to Self-Control

  1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

  2. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, you must break off their friendship. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken out of your mind for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

  3. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress and then get out of the bathroom into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

  4. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

  5. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, get out of bed and go into the kitchen and fix yourself a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you get your mind on something else. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

  6. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

  7. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethren. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

  8. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, but keep the problem out of your mind by not mentioning it ever -- not in conversation with others, not in your prayers. keep it out of your mind!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Reply #1 posted 08/10/11 12:38am

armpit

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I know the Bible says if your right eye offends thee, cut it out, or some similar shit.

Therefore, boys if you can't stop beating your meat...chop your dick off. Or your hand.

Just chop something off cuz you suck.

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #2 posted 08/10/11 12:40am

FuzzyWitch

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i just had an 9 minute shower lol

and there r mirrors in the bathroom mushy

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Reply #3 posted 08/10/11 12:42am

FuzzyWitch

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armpit said:

I know the Bible says if your right eye offends thee, cut it out, or some similar shit.

Therefore, boys if you can't stop beating your meat...chop your dick off. Or your hand.

Just chop something off cuz you suck.

eek

lol

yes i have mixed emotions smile

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Reply #4 posted 08/10/11 12:48am

armpit

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FuzzyWitch said:

armpit said:

I know the Bible says if your right eye offends thee, cut it out, or some similar shit.

Therefore, boys if you can't stop beating your meat...chop your dick off. Or your hand.

Just chop something off cuz you suck.

eek

lol

yes i have mixed emotions smile

So do I.

They're such beautiful, complex yet evil creatures, men are.

*realizes I just plagiarized Prince by accident; leaves it there anyway*

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #5 posted 08/10/11 12:51am

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FuzzyWitch said:

i just had an 9 minute shower lol

and there r mirrors in the bathroom mushy

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Reply #6 posted 08/10/11 12:56am

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RenHoek said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i just had an 9 minute shower lol

and there r mirrors in the bathroom mushy

headbang

[Edited 8/10/11 1:01am]

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Reply #7 posted 08/10/11 12:59am

armpit

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It's okay when girls do it but when boys do it it's evil bad and wrong.

mad

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Reply #8 posted 08/10/11 1:02am

FuzzyWitch

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armpit said:

It's okay when girls do it but when boys do it it's evil bad and wrong.

mad

i may b confused.... but r u saying its ok 4 girls to do it, but not boys????

nuts

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Reply #9 posted 08/10/11 1:08am

MarySharon

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omfg This is horrifying!!!

Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #10 posted 08/10/11 1:10am

armpit

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FuzzyWitch said:

armpit said:

It's okay when girls do it but when boys do it it's evil bad and wrong.

mad

i may b confused.... but r u saying its ok 4 girls to do it, but not boys????

nuts

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #11 posted 08/10/11 1:24am

FuzzyWitch

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armpit said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i may b confused.... but r u saying its ok 4 girls to do it, but not boys????

nuts

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

i think every adult has the right to masturbate..... dont get me wrong, i 2 get into a man hating mood sometimes, but i cant deny them that right nod

4 some ppl their hand is the only action they ever get!!!

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Reply #12 posted 08/10/11 1:59am

ZombieKitten

The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out
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Reply #13 posted 08/10/11 2:24am

MacDaddy

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The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out

That usually works best for me too

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Reply #14 posted 08/10/11 2:27am

MacDaddy

I was once told by an offended lesbian; you were nothing but a wank until your mom sat on it.

lol

So true

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Reply #15 posted 08/10/11 3:01am

HermesReborn

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I was once told by an offended lesbian; you were nothing but a wank until your mom sat on it.

lol

So true

But if you think about it...

so was she

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Reply #16 posted 08/10/11 3:35am

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armpit said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i may b confused.... but r u saying its ok 4 girls to do it, but not boys????

nuts

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

i hope you have 3 sons.

everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #17 posted 08/10/11 3:40am

ZombieKitten

MacDaddy said:



ZombieKitten said:


The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out


That usually works best for me too


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Reply #18 posted 08/10/11 3:43am

FuzzyWitch

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whistle said:

armpit said:

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

i hope you have 3 sons.

spit

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Reply #19 posted 08/10/11 3:43am

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ZombieKitten said:

The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out

lol

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Reply #20 posted 08/10/11 10:36am

armpit

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FuzzyWitch said:

armpit said:

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

i think every adult has the right to masturbate..... dont get me wrong, i 2 get into a man hating mood sometimes, but i cant deny them that right nod

4 some ppl their hand is the only action they ever get!!!

When I'm elected President (and I will be), I'm going to make it an act of treason to have a penis. All the dudes will be round up and put in places called Cock Camps to work day in and day out for the rest of their lives, repaving roads and doing construction and shit. Except for the cute and/or well-endowed ones, who will be sent to Fuck Farms, where they'll be handcuffed to beds in a giant room with no windows 24/7 and regularly fed Viagra so they have perpetual hard-ons and the female population can come in and use them for physical pleasures whenever they're sick of other means. All these men will be sterilized and new life will be created in petri dishes without the use of human sperm which, again, is now OBSOLETE!

mad

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #21 posted 08/10/11 10:37am

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whistle said:

armpit said:

Yes.

I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone pout . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.

i hope you have 3 sons.

*runs away crying*

YOU HURTED MEEEEEE!!!!!

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #22 posted 08/10/11 11:56am

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Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #23 posted 08/10/11 12:08pm

blueblossom

wear a chastity belt

while you are having a wank - think of your mother watching:lol:

your eye sight is gradually deteriorating

your willy will get smaller

the devil makes work for idle hands lol lol lol lol

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Reply #24 posted 08/10/11 12:38pm

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Overcoming Masterbation......omfg .....I`ll b wanking my cock 4 as long as i live & if im ever on my death beb i want 2 go out covered in spunk......evillol

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #25 posted 08/10/11 1:50pm

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MarySharon said:

...Oh, you're soooo behind the times lol . Google around a bit; they've actually figured out ways around this stuff. All joking aside. They've already figured out how to make DNA in a lab, and how to splice humans and animals together....there's cows or sheep out there that produce human breast milk, and pigs that produce human blood.

And no, this isn't conspiracy theorist shit. It's all stuff I've read in the past week or so, on legitimate news and science sites.

Like I said, a new day has come. Dudes are officially useless.

Praise Gawd.

"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day
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Reply #26 posted 08/10/11 2:34pm

Machaela

MacDaddy said:

ZombieKitten said:

The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out

That usually works best for me too

Me Three nod

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Reply #27 posted 08/10/11 2:41pm

SexLovely

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davetherave6767 said:

Overcoming Masterbation......omfg .....I`ll b wanking my cock 4 as long as i live & if im ever on my death beb i want 2 go out covered in spunk......evillol

And I bet it wont be your own!! biggrin

"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real."
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Reply #28 posted 08/10/11 2:45pm

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SexLovely said:

davetherave6767 said:

Overcoming Masterbation......omfg .....I`ll b wanking my cock 4 as long as i live & if im ever on my death beb i want 2 go out covered in spunk......evillol

And I bet it wont be your own!! biggrin

Not unless u come 2 visit me...lol

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #29 posted 08/10/11 5:13pm

FauxReal

There's no such thing as overcoming. There's only too little toilet paper.

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