Spinlight said:

armpit said:

That's the whole thing that's weird to me, because he looks fucking horrible in the movie, snatches a teenaged girl's baby brother and then tries to make her give herself to him.

I could see if it was "Let's Dance" that set everybody off, because he's hot and not borderline-pedo in that...

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He does not look horrible and the movie is GRAND, I tell you.

*turkey slaps you with a dildo*

Hush up. That movie is the worst I've ever seen him look, even worse than the Stardust era. They actually managed to take Bowie (who is actually hot) and make him look fugly as hell.

I will admit that I can see how kids would love that movie - if I'd known about it and seen it as a kid I probably would've thought it was awesome, it's similar to shit like Neverending Story and whatnot. But as far as Bowie himself goes, I would've been scared shitless of him after watching it.

armpit said:

Spinlight said:

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He does not look horrible and the movie is GRAND, I tell you.

*turkey slaps you with a dildo*

Hush up. That movie is the worst I've ever seen him look, even worse than the Stardust era. They actually managed to take Bowie (who is actually hot) and make him look fugly as hell.

I will admit that I can see how kids would love that movie - if I'd known about it and seen it as a kid I probably would've thought it was awesome, it's similar to shit like Neverending Story and whatnot. But as far as Bowie himself goes, I would've been scared shitless of him after watching it.

DAT CUZ YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE.

ZombieKitten said:

armpit said:

Ahh, the fuckity-fuck is up with Labyrinth?!! I have it paused in another tab right now...why is Bowie wearing Tina Turner's wig and long johns? Why is he tossing a baby up into the air like a soccerball? Why is he singing bad soul songs to what looks like a 14 year old girl?

I bet whoever played that baby grew up to be a serial killer.

We were joking that baby grew up into Leonardo di caprio

DiCaprio comes off too stable to be that kid - seriously. Did you see that sequence near the beginning where it was all those gremlin-things dancing and stuff and the baby is standing there in the center of them, crying his brains out? I'd bet a shitload of money I don't have that 30 years later that baby was lying on a shrink's couch blubbering about that. TRAUMA!

Spinlight said:

armpit said:

*turkey slaps you with a dildo*

Hush up. That movie is the worst I've ever seen him look, even worse than the Stardust era. They actually managed to take Bowie (who is actually hot) and make him look fugly as hell.

I will admit that I can see how kids would love that movie - if I'd known about it and seen it as a kid I probably would've thought it was awesome, it's similar to shit like Neverending Story and whatnot. But as far as Bowie himself goes, I would've been scared shitless of him after watching it.

DAT CUZ YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE.

No, I'm bisexual myself.

I just hate seeing hot dudes in really bad wigs, giving the 'fuck me' look to teenaged girls.

armpit said:

Yeah we had a big discussion about that very scene! We have a quit smoking ad on tv here we say the same thing about.

ZombieKitten said:

armpit said:

DiCaprio comes off too stable to be that kid - seriously. Did you see that sequence near the beginning where it was all those gremlin-things dancing and stuff and the baby is standing there in the center of them, crying his brains out? I'd bet a shitload of money I don't have that 30 years later that baby was lying on a shrink's couch blubbering about that. TRAUMA!

Yeah we had a big discussion about that very scene! We have a quit smoking ad on tv here we say the same thing about.

And then Bowie tossing him in the air and dangling and bouncing him around like Blanket Jackson on the balcony...

armpit said:

Spinlight said:

DAT CUZ YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE.

No, I'm bisexual myself.

I just hate seeing hot dudes in really bad wigs, giving the 'fuck me' look to teenaged girls.

Yes, yes, if you had read even 1/3 of the posts I've typed at you during the past 48 hours you would know I know that.

And here I thought you were paying attention.

Spinlight said:

armpit said:

No, I'm bisexual myself.

I just hate seeing hot dudes in really bad wigs, giving the 'fuck me' look to teenaged girls.

Yes, yes, if you had read even 1/3 of the posts I've typed at you during the past 48 hours you would know I know that.

And here I thought you were paying attention.

I tune out roughly half of the shit you write cuz you're always lecturing and nagging me.

It's like being married only I'm not getting any.

armpit said:

Spinlight said:

Yes, yes, if you had read even 1/3 of the posts I've typed at you during the past 48 hours you would know I know that.

And here I thought you were paying attention.

I tune out roughly half of the shit you write cuz you're always lecturing and nagging me.

It's like being married only I'm not getting any.

Yes, well, we've already established that you are frigid. Besides, just because all mammals are bisexual does NOT mean you can force your bisexuality on me!!!

Spinlight said:

armpit said:

I tune out roughly half of the shit you write cuz you're always lecturing and nagging me.

It's like being married only I'm not getting any.

Yes, well, we've already established that you are frigid. Besides, just because all mammals are bisexual does NOT mean you can force your bisexuality on me!!!

...Nah, you said I'm frigid just because I don't like the idea of anybody taking a piss on me.

Then I told you to go fuck yourself and you cried.

At least that's how I remember it.

one of my fav pics of him he looks so beautiful here

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look at his spider pin its badass

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armpit said:

Spinlight said:

blah blah blah!

bleh blah dee blah!!

Dawwww are my 2 lil cuties playing again?!

armpit said:

Spinlight said:

Yes, well, we've already established that you are frigid. Besides, just because all mammals are bisexual does NOT mean you can force your bisexuality on me!!!

...Nah, you said I'm frigid just because I don't like the idea of anybody taking a piss on me.

Then I told you to go fuck yourself and you cried.

At least that's how I remember it.

Well, darling, that is why you should spend more time reading replies. That's not how it happened a'tall.

insatiable3 said:

one of my fav pics of him he looks so beautiful here

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look at his spider pin its badass

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I'm trying to watch "The Man Who Fell to Earth" right now but I'm on Megavideo and it has to buffer constantly so I just said, "Fuck it", and stopped the movie to let it load. I may not even bother finishing it because it's boring the crap out of me so far...if I come back to it it'll only be to look at him because as I said I'd watch him do the most mundane shit.

He's gorgeous.

Spinlight said:

armpit said:

...Nah, you said I'm frigid just because I don't like the idea of anybody taking a piss on me.

Then I told you to go fuck yourself and you cried.

At least that's how I remember it.

Well, darling, that is why you should spend more time reading replies. That's not how it happened a'tall.

It happened how I said it happened because my word is law goddamnit. Now go in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

insatiable3 said:

LadyCasanova said:

I didn't give a shit about Bowie until I saw Labyrinth,

after that I wished he would come through my bedroom window.

Omg hell yeah I wished that too!! Except I wanted to lay a big smackaroo on him too

I wanted to do more than kiss him, and I was only 12

I was so pissed off when the girl decided not to be with him, I would have handed that baby

over and then dropped to my knees, bending over a stair, with no pants on and waited for him

to take his pleasure

I found his whole look in that movie sooo sexxxy, and still do!

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LadyCasanova said:

insatiable3 said:

LadyCasanova said: Omg hell yeah I wished that too!! Except I wanted to lay a big smackaroo on him too

I wanted to do more than kiss him, and I was only 12

I was so pissed off when the girl decided not to be with him, I would have handed that baby

over and then dropped to my knees, bending over a stair, with no pants on and waited for him

to take his pleasure

I found his whole look in that movie sooo sexxxy, and still do!

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omg i totally agree.. i think he is so sexy in the labyrinth... i dont know something about when a guy can wear makeup right he can just werk that shit...

totally mad that she didnt want to be with him either i thought to myself are you fucking stupid bitch look at him and hes ballroom dancing with you (i mean come on who doesnt love a man that can ballroom dance?) plus i was like look at the way hes looking at you serinading you and shit and that bitch didnt even try to go if for any tongue ... whatever they wrote that movie all wrong i think we should put our minds together and remake that shit to out liking ... wait one second thought i can only imagine how inapropriate it would be then.. oh well lol

LadyCasanova said:

insatiable3 said:

LadyCasanova said: Omg hell yeah I wished that too!! Except I wanted to lay a big smackaroo on him too

I wanted to do more than kiss him, and I was only 12

I was so pissed off when the girl decided not to be with him, I would have handed that baby

over and then dropped to my knees, bending over a stair, with no pants on and waited for him

to take his pleasure

I found his whole look in that movie sooo sexxxy, and still do!

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...This, seriously?!!

*blank stare*

armpit said:

LadyCasanova said:

I wanted to do more than kiss him, and I was only 12

I was so pissed off when the girl decided not to be with him, I would have handed that baby

over and then dropped to my knees, bending over a stair, with no pants on and waited for him

to take his pleasure

I found his whole look in that movie sooo sexxxy, and still do!

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...This, seriously?!!

*blank stare*

First, I want him to piss on me.

Then, I want him to sit on my face so that I can give him a rim job...mmmmmm yummy

insatiable3 said:

LadyCasanova said:

I wanted to do more than kiss him, and I was only 12

I was so pissed off when the girl decided not to be with him, I would have handed that baby

over and then dropped to my knees, bending over a stair, with no pants on and waited for him

to take his pleasure

I found his whole look in that movie sooo sexxxy, and still do!

[Edited 8/13/11 22:31pm]

omg i totally agree.. i think he is so sexy in the labyrinth... i dont know something about when a guy can wear makeup right he can just werk that shit...

totally mad that she didnt want to be with him either i thought to myself are you fucking stupid bitch look at him and hes ballroom dancing with you (i mean come on who doesnt love a man that can ballroom dance?) plus i was like look at the way hes looking at you serinading you and shit and that bitch didnt even try to go if for any tongue ... whatever they wrote that movie all wrong i think we should put our minds together and remake that shit to out liking ... wait one second thought i can only imagine how inapropriate it would be then.. oh well lol

Not going to lie, I would remake it as a porn.

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LadyCasanova said:

armpit said:

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...This, seriously?!!

*blank stare*

First, I want him to piss on me.

Then, I want him to sit on my face so that I can give him a rim job...mmmmmm yummy

Oh my god.

LadyCasanova said:

armpit said:

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...This, seriously?!!

*blank stare*

First, I want him to piss on me.

Then, I want him to sit on my face so that I can give him a rim job...mmmmmm yummy

I don't give a fuck who it is or how attractive I find them, if they piss on me they're getting punched in the guts.

armpit said:

LadyCasanova said:

First, I want him to piss on me.

Then, I want him to sit on my face so that I can give him a rim job...mmmmmm yummy

I don't give a fuck who it is or how attractive I find them, if they piss on me they're getting punched in the guts.

....sooo, you're cool with the rim job then right? Cuz we have a club...

LadyCasanova said:

armpit said:

I don't give a fuck who it is or how attractive I find them, if they piss on me they're getting punched in the guts.

....sooo, you're cool with the rim job then right? Cuz we have a club...

I figured it was pretty self-explanatory that if I have a problem with viewing my body as someone else's personal toilet, that I might have a problem with the idea of putting my mouth anywhere near where their feces exits their body.

But maybe I wasn't specific enough, so I'll say it outright - rim jobs aren't my thing, either.

That's one club I'll take a pass on.

armpit said:

LadyCasanova said:

....sooo, you're cool with the rim job then right? Cuz we have a club...

I figured it was pretty self-explanatory that if I have a problem with viewing my body as someone else's personal toilet, that I might have a problem with the idea of putting my mouth anywhere near where their feces exits their body.

But maybe I wasn't specific enough, so I'll say it outright - rim jobs aren't my thing, either.

That's one club I'll take a piss on.

Thats hot, group pissing

one of my fav bowie songs

insatiable3 said:

I love this.

LadyCasanova said:

armpit said:

I figured it was pretty self-explanatory that if I have a problem with viewing my body as someone else's personal toilet, that I might have a problem with the idea of putting my mouth anywhere near where their feces exits their body.

But maybe I wasn't specific enough, so I'll say it outright - rim jobs aren't my thing, either.

That's one club I'll take a piss on.

Thats hot, group pissing

You try too hard.

...And what for, exactly? What, do you think Spinlight needs you to come and defend his honor? He doesn't. I've seen him do just fine on that front on his own. Notice that he isn't really doing so now because he understands the obvious here which apparently went right over your head - which is that, I'm joking. We razz each other, that's what we do.

And if you want to get into some kinda catty competition you should know that's pointless too because I'm not interested in him like that so you're wasting time on me that you could be spending trying to get into his pants, if that's your ultimate wish.

But if it's just about you being bored and wanting to argue with someone, you should pretty much just go find someone else to do it with because nothing you say impresses me, intimidates me, or provokes me enough to be willing to go back and forth with you like you want.

Sorry.

Last words to you.

insatiable3 said:

one of my fav bowie songs

Out of all Bowie's music, the only stuff I can really listen to without either wanting to fall asleep or wishing for hearing loss, is "Let's Dance", "China Girl" and "Cat People".