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Steps In Overcoming Masturbation i found something to help us orgers
http://ldolphin.org/mormon.html
thats the link 4 those who like to read
here i the interesting bits....
A Guide to Self-Control
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I know the Bible says if your right eye offends thee, cut it out, or some similar shit.
Therefore, boys if you can't stop beating your meat...chop your dick off. Or your hand.
Just chop something off cuz you suck. "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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i just had an 9 minute shower
and there r mirrors in the bathroom
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yes i have mixed emotions
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So do I.
They're such beautiful, complex yet evil creatures, men are.
*realizes I just plagiarized Prince by accident; leaves it there anyway* "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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[Edited 8/10/11 1:01am] Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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It's okay when girls do it but when boys do it it's evil bad and wrong.
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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i may b confused.... but r u saying its ok 4 girls to do it, but not boys????
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This is horrifying!!! Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Yes.
I hate them. They think they're such big shit with their pheromones and testerone . Little do they know that scientists figured out how to make DNA in a lab and that they're officially been rendered obsolete.
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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i think every adult has the right to masturbate..... dont get me wrong, i 2 get into a man hating mood sometimes, but i cant deny them that right
4 some ppl their hand is the only action they ever get!!!
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The best way to stop masturbating is to rub one out | |
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That usually works best for me too | |
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I was once told by an offended lesbian; you were nothing but a wank until your mom sat on it.
So true | |
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But if you think about it... so was she | |
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i hope you have 3 sons. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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MacDaddy said:
That usually works best for me too | |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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When I'm elected President (and I will be), I'm going to make it an act of treason to have a penis. All the dudes will be round up and put in places called Cock Camps to work day in and day out for the rest of their lives, repaving roads and doing construction and shit. Except for the cute and/or well-endowed ones, who will be sent to Fuck Farms, where they'll be handcuffed to beds in a giant room with no windows 24/7 and regularly fed Viagra so they have perpetual hard-ons and the female population can come in and use them for physical pleasures whenever they're sick of other means. All these men will be sterilized and new life will be created in petri dishes without the use of human sperm which, again, is now OBSOLETE!
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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*runs away crying*
YOU HURTED MEEEEEE!!!!! "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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wear a chastity belt while you are having a wank - think of your mother watching:lol: your eye sight is gradually deteriorating your willy will get smaller the devil makes work for idle hands "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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Overcoming Masterbation...... .....I`ll b wanking my cock 4 as long as i live & if im ever on my death beb i want 2 go out covered in spunk...... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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...Oh, you're soooo behind the times . Google around a bit; they've actually figured out ways around this stuff. All joking aside. They've already figured out how to make DNA in a lab, and how to splice humans and animals together....there's cows or sheep out there that produce human breast milk, and pigs that produce human blood.
And no, this isn't conspiracy theorist shit. It's all stuff I've read in the past week or so, on legitimate news and science sites.
Like I said, a new day has come. Dudes are officially useless.
Praise Gawd. "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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Me Three | |
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And I bet it wont be your own!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Not unless u come 2 visit me... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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There's no such thing as overcoming. There's only too little toilet paper. | |
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