babybugz said:

Those white people in the audience did not want that scary black man (mark henry) to win that title not trying to bring race in it but that's what it look like when he won lmao. Mark has been there for a long time so cool he won.

Sorry, but I'm just not a Henry fan. After all these years of dumb gimmicks and start/stopped pushes, I just get bored with him. I mean, I guess it's cool a brotha won the title, but the fact that this happened just prvoes that the office doesn't care for my boy Christian one bit.

I remember when he lost the title the first time, and everyone was saying (including Christian and Orton themselves via Twitter) to hold out for the story over the long haul. Well, after all these months, the story says that Christian's weak and could never pin Orton. Their booking is shit!! The only thing the "long haul" served to do was turn Christian heel. Whooppedy doo.

Plus, they jobbed Phoenix in her own hometown?? There is NO way that anyone believes Kelly Kelly can beat her, let alone two PPVs in a row!! Beth tired all she could to make KK look credible in the ring, but it just didn't work.

Maybe they'll let her have it at the next PPV in TWO fuckin' weeks!! What the hell, WWE! I pity the fools that plunk down money on this shit every month!! They've got two PPVs in October, and then of course, Survivor Series in November. Y'all ain't big ballin' like that. Get a clue.

I'm not wasting anymore of my evening on this crap. I'll just download the rest and watch it later on tomorrow or something.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

babybugz said:

Those white people in the audience did not want that scary black man (mark henry) to win that title not trying to bring race in it but that's what it look like when he won lmao. Mark has been there for a long time so cool he won.

Sorry, but I'm just not a Henry fan. After all these years of dumb gimmicks and start/stopped pushes, I just get bored with him. I mean, I guess it's cool a brotha won the title, but the fact that this happened just prvoes that the office doesn't care for my boy Christian one bit.

I remember when he lost the title the first time, and everyone was saying (including Christian and Orton themselves via Twitter) to hold out for the story over the long haul. Well, after all these months, the story says that Christian's weak and could never pin Orton. Their booking is shit!! The only thing the "long haul" served to do was turn Christian heel. Whooppedy doo.

Plus, they jobbed Phoenix in her own hometown?? There is NO way that anyone believes Kelly Kelly can beat her, let alone two PPVs in a row!! Beth tired all she could to make KK look credible in the ring, but it just didn't work.

Maybe they'll let her have it at the next PPV in TWO fuckin' weeks!! What the hell, WWE! I pity the fools that plunk down money on this shit every month!! They've got two PPVs in October, and then of course, Survivor Series in November. Y'all ain't big ballin' like that. Get a clue.

I'm not wasting anymore of my evening on this crap. I'll just download the rest and watch it later on tomorrow or something.

I'm not a big henry fan either but he doesn't bother me so i'm fine with the outcome. It's not about him being a "brotha" for me I was just observing how the crowd reacted when he won I would have normally rooted for orton to win but it's nice at times to see other people hold the title unless it's shemus lmfao and I like Christian ..him and randy's storyline had potential but as always WWE drops the ball somewhere. And lol could care less about beth she is the "wrestler" out of all the divas I must say but funny i'm a girl and can care less about the female wresters so I guess i'm just whatever to it stop caring once chyna , Lita , trish and mickie were gone. Survivor series the main one I want to see. And lmfao you know how WWE is so no point in getting upset

And cena got the belt again anybody thinking del rio was going to hold it for a long time is a fool. So guess he going to hold it all the way till his match with the rock lmao.

babybugz said:

And cena got the belt again anybody thinking del rio was going to hold it for a long time is a fool. So guess he going to hold it all the way till his match with the rock lmao.

WHAT??!?!!! Gotdammit!!!!! I am so damn done with this company!!!! I thought for sure ADR was gonna keep it til at least SS!! I truly HATE Cena and his character!! Now, I'm not even sure if I'm gonna bother downloading that piece of crap! I do wanna see the Punk/HHH match and see Nash's inevitable interference. I guess I gotta keep out of this thread until I see it.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

babybugz said:

Those white people in the audience did not want that scary black man (mark henry) to win that title not trying to bring race in it but that's what it look like when he won lmao. Mark has been there for a long time so cool he won.

Sorry, but I'm just not a Henry fan. After all these years of dumb gimmicks and start/stopped pushes, I just get bored with him. I mean, I guess it's cool a brotha won the title, but the fact that this happened just prvoes that the office doesn't care for my boy Christian one bit.

I remember when he lost the title the first time, and everyone was saying (including Christian and Orton themselves via Twitter) to hold out for the story over the long haul. Well, after all these months, the story says that Christian's weak and could never pin Orton. Their booking is shit!! The only thing the "long haul" served to do was turn Christian heel. Whooppedy doo.

Plus, they jobbed Phoenix in her own hometown?? There is NO way that anyone believes Kelly Kelly can beat her, let alone two PPVs in a row!! Beth tired all she could to make KK look credible in the ring, but it just didn't work.

Maybe they'll let her have it at the next PPV in TWO fuckin' weeks!! What the hell, WWE! I pity the fools that plunk down money on this shit every month!! They've got two PPVs in October, and then of course, Survivor Series in November. Y'all ain't big ballin' like that. Get a clue.

I'm not wasting anymore of my evening on this crap. I'll just download the rest and watch it later on tomorrow or something.

Skipped the PPV and watched the first season of a UK show called "Misfits"

a much better investment

ALL PPV's can go to hell.

[Edited 9/18/11 23:38pm]

[Edited 9/18/11 23:38pm]

Timmy84 said:

ALL PPV's can go to hell.

Especially going head to head with the NFL.

Just saw the end of the PPV from last night. At least I called that dumb shit right. We all knew Nash was coming back tonight, but in typical "We have no idea where the storyline's going" fashion, he attacks both of them, keeping Trips and Punk both as faces. We also knew that HHH would put himself over yet AGAIN, never mind that he hasn't wrestled in almost 6 months.

The only good thing about it was the Truth/Miz interference, but it made absolutely ZERO sense that Truth would interrupt Punk's count on Trips after they originally dragged Punk on top of HHH so the ref would count him as the winner. And where was Miz that whole time?

It was all just a huge clusterfuck, which is again par the course for WWE. Oh, and I guess they'll give ADR his title back when they do Raw from Mexico. *shrug*

LMAO. Triple H just fired Miz and RTruth. They both got thrown out the

arena by the other wrestlers. Somehow or another i think these guys

will be reinstated or be making their way to TNA.

phunkdaddy said:

LMAO. Triple H just fired Miz and RTruth. They both got thrown out the

arena by the other wrestlers. Somehow or another i think these guys

will be reinstated or be making their way to TNA.

Yeah, that was the dumbest shit I've seen on Raw since...since...well, since the 9:00 hour! I sure hope my boys don't still have to pay their $250,000 fine (what a ridiculous number; I bet Truth doesn't even make that in a year, and it's not like he's got T-shirt sales to help pad his pockets)!!

I see either John Laryngitis or Vince coming back (this would be the MUCH better option) to lead a "recently-fired" stable, consisting of Nash, Truth, and Miz. And they'll be gunning for Trips and to help whoever gain control of the company. I read that the WWE has applied for the copyright to the name "Mr. Future Endeavored", so I'm assuming this will be John's nickname very soon.

I tell you what though, if they're going to be off TV for a couple of weeks before coming back, there'll be no reason for me to watch this shit. They are the main ones I put up with WWE's shit for. Hell, they already completely butchered the whole Punk thing to where it's beyond salvageable! So, that for damn sure doesn't interest me anymore. Maybe ADR and Ricardo are good enough. They trip me out every time they're onscreen.

I just read that Matt Hardy has finally decided to go into an inpatient rehab treatment 90-day program. He's going on WWE's dime, and specifically thanked Vince McMahon, John Laurinaitis, and one other person whose name escapes me at the moment.

He said he plans to open a wrestling school once he successfully completes treatment. He said he tried to stop on his own before, but then he took something else to "even things out", so that's probably what happened with his last DUI. No alcohol but something else.

I'm hoping he's sincere about wanting to exorcise these demons, and it's about time he took advantage of Vince's open invitation to all former WWE talent for free rehab. I wish him all the luck in the world!

[Edited 9/20/11 12:52pm]

i'm getting sick of HHH kissing cena's ass

that whole sin cara angle is STUPID

this whole angle of bringing in John larengytis is stupid too, i would rather it be stephanie

tired of them fucking over beth and natalya, it's like they MUST give the smucks that don't recognize real talent and not just eye candy legitimate chances

glad that henry has the belt and fucked up both king and JR

firing miz and the truth? in the immortal words of the miz ..REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

L4OATheOriginal said:

i'm getting sick of HHH kissing cena's ass

that whole sin cara angle is STUPID

this whole angle of bringing in John larengytis is stupid too, i would rather it be stephanie

tired of them fucking over beth and natalya, it's like they MUST give the smucks that don't recognize real talent and not just eye candy legitimate chances

glad that henry has the belt and fucked up both king and JR

firing miz and the truth? in the immortal words of the miz ..REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

I generally agree with almost everything you said here. Beth and Nattie look ridiculous trying to make KK or Eve look halfway credible in the ring. Hell, KK can't even run the fuckin' ropes! Any momentum the "Divas of Doom" had is all gone because they're made to look inferior. Is this what they were going to do with Kharma had she not got pregnant?? Now that's a scary thought!

Also, they're getting awfully close to turning Punk into SuperPunk. It's like no one can hurt him except for Trips or Cena. Must be that "Coke of Personality".

I do, however, disagree with you about the Sin Cara angle. I kinda like it. Where they're fuckin' it up is that they keep having them dress the same. It's like okay, we've seen them as identical now, let's get Mistico in that white outfit he had on at Money in the Bank. And let's finally get an explanation as to why he was copied. Who's gonna tell that on the mic? It damn sure can't be Mistico cuz he still can't speaka de english. I did like their little spot fest they had last night, though. I'm really rooting for Mistico to do great things in WWE, so I hope this helps him to get over more.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

L4OATheOriginal said:

i'm getting sick of HHH kissing cena's ass

that whole sin cara angle is STUPID

this whole angle of bringing in John larengytis is stupid too, i would rather it be stephanie

tired of them fucking over beth and natalya, it's like they MUST give the smucks that don't recognize real talent and not just eye candy legitimate chances

glad that henry has the belt and fucked up both king and JR

firing miz and the truth? in the immortal words of the miz ..REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

I generally agree with almost everything you said here. Beth and Nattie look ridiculous trying to make KK or Eve look halfway credible in the ring. Hell, KK can't even run the fuckin' ropes! Any momentum the "Divas of Doom" had is all gone because they're made to look inferior. Is this what they were going to do with Kharma had she not got pregnant?? Now that's a scary thought!

Also, they're getting awfully close to turning Punk into SuperPunk. It's like no one can hurt him except for Trips or Cena. Must be that "Coke of Personality".

I do, however, disagree with you about the Sin Cara angle. I kinda like it. Where they're fuckin' it up is that they keep having them dress the same. It's like okay, we've seen them as identical now, let's get Mistico in that white outfit he had on at Money in the Bank. And let's finally get an explanation as to why he was copied. Who's gonna tell that on the mic? It damn sure can't be Mistico cuz he still can't speaka de english. I did like their little spot fest they had last night, though. I'm really rooting for Mistico to do great things in WWE, so I hope this helps him to get over more.

kharma would have been like how they have done 4 years with female wrestles, brought into the spotlight 4 a hot minute then regulated 2 the back for the likes of "beauty queen". In recent years it does seem like the term "wrestling" is a taboo word in the WWE and it makes me wonder really why they even include the world wrestling in their brand name when they shun any real wrestlers. If they took the has beens from TNA and put them on WWE programming and vice versa then you would have a legitimate place 2 watch WRESTLING. The only thing i could see the likes of Kharma, Beth and Natalya doing in the WWE now is be like chyna and wrestle the men cause the women in that division are so sub par 2 their skills and talents.

as 4 the sin cara angle u make a valid point and it's time now 4 them 2 stop wearing the same colors and establish them as seperate. but 4 them 2 do the ear shots of applause is just silly

Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy announced on Monday that he's going to rehab, but it's been revealed today that he was arrested once again last week (9/14) after his home was raided and illegal drugs were found. Hardy, 36, has been charged with possessing a controlled substance with intent to sell or deliver, possessing a controlled substance, maintaining a drug dwelling and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia, according to a release today from the Moore County Sheriff's Office.The search at Hardy's home on Sept. 14 turned up 20 vials of anabolic steroids, the drug MDMA (Ecstasy) and $1,961 in cash, the release said.In case you are losing track of all Matt Hardy's arrests, this is the third time Matt Hardy has been arrested in less than a month. Hardy was released today on a written promise to appear in Moore County court on Thursday.

bboy87 said:

Matt Hardy Arrested Again On Drug Charges: Steroids & Ecstasy Found By Michael Bluth Sep 20, 2011 - 11:57:44 AM

Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy announced on Monday that he's going to rehab, but it's been revealed today that he was arrested once again last week (9/14) after his home was raided and illegal drugs were found. Hardy, 36, has been charged with possessing a controlled substance with intent to sell or deliver, possessing a controlled substance, maintaining a drug dwelling and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia, according to a release today from the Moore County Sheriff's Office.The search at Hardy's home on Sept. 14 turned up 20 vials of anabolic steroids, the drug MDMA (Ecstasy) and $1,961 in cash, the release said.In case you are losing track of all Matt Hardy's arrests, this is the third time Matt Hardy has been arrested in less than a month. Hardy was released today on a written promise to appear in Moore County court on Thursday.

bboy87 said:

Matt Hardy Arrested Again On Drug Charges: Steroids & Ecstasy Found By Michael Bluth Sep 20, 2011 - 11:57:44 AM

Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy announced on Monday that he's going to rehab, but it's been revealed today that he was arrested once again last week (9/14) after his home was raided and illegal drugs were found. Hardy, 36, has been charged with possessing a controlled substance with intent to sell or deliver, possessing a controlled substance, maintaining a drug dwelling and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia, according to a release today from the Moore County Sheriff's Office.The search at Hardy's home on Sept. 14 turned up 20 vials of anabolic steroids, the drug MDMA (Ecstasy) and $1,961 in cash, the release said.In case you are losing track of all Matt Hardy's arrests, this is the third time Matt Hardy has been arrested in less than a month. Hardy was released today on a written promise to appear in Moore County court on Thursday.

Ah, so this is why he had that sudden "epiphany" yesterday. His lawyer probably told him to get his ass in rehab IMMEDIATELY to try to counteract these charges. It wasn't because he was sick and tired of being sick and tired of his addiction. When you go for a simple reason like that, it just doesn't work. Hopefully, there's a part of him that's sincere and will take in whatever it is the rehab place tells/teaches him.

But, don't these charges sound almost identical to the ones his brother had and recently got sentenced for?

An addendum to the Matt Hardy news from earlier today...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/0...nkEI2EiiuI

Matt Hardy
Arrested AGAIN After Drug Raid,
Girlfriend Blew the Whistle

A week after he was arrested for DUI, Matt Hardy was thrown back in the slammer -- his third time in jail in a month -- and the search warrant makes it clear ... Matt has a major drug problem.

According to search warrant docs obtained by TMZ, it all started with a 911 call last Wednesday -- placed by Matt's model girlfriend, Reby Sky, who was worried Matt "was strung out on pills and needed help."

Police came and Matt's GF led them to a secret safe containing several prescription painkillers.

Police then obtained a search warrant -- and according to cops, when they raided his house they found 20 vials of anabolic steroids and some ecstasy.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Matt wasn't home at the time of the search so they couldn't arrest him on the spot ... he turned himself in yesterday.

Hardy -- who bailed out soon after his arrest -- posted an emotional YouTube video last night (below), saying he's enrolling in a 3-month rehab program paid for by the WWE, as part of its former talent rehabilitation assistance program.

It's about fuckin' time Reby did something about/to help him. If she supposedly loved him like she says, she would do anything to get him better, and it sounds like she's had enough. She completely dropped the dime on Matt. That's cold, girl, but necessary!

babybugz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Sorry, but I'm just not a Henry fan. After all these years of dumb gimmicks and start/stopped pushes, I just get bored with him. I mean, I guess it's cool a brotha won the title, but the fact that this happened just prvoes that the office doesn't care for my boy Christian one bit.

I remember when he lost the title the first time, and everyone was saying (including Christian and Orton themselves via Twitter) to hold out for the story over the long haul. Well, after all these months, the story says that Christian's weak and could never pin Orton. Their booking is shit!! The only thing the "long haul" served to do was turn Christian heel. Whooppedy doo.

Plus, they jobbed Phoenix in her own hometown?? There is NO way that anyone believes Kelly Kelly can beat her, let alone two PPVs in a row!! Beth tired all she could to make KK look credible in the ring, but it just didn't work.

Maybe they'll let her have it at the next PPV in TWO fuckin' weeks!! What the hell, WWE! I pity the fools that plunk down money on this shit every month!! They've got two PPVs in October, and then of course, Survivor Series in November. Y'all ain't big ballin' like that. Get a clue.

I'm not wasting anymore of my evening on this crap. I'll just download the rest and watch it later on tomorrow or something.

I'm not a big henry fan either but he doesn't bother me so i'm fine with the outcome. It's not about him being a "brotha" for me I was just observing how the crowd reacted when he won I would have normally rooted for orton to win but it's nice at times to see other people hold the title unless it's shemus lmfao and I like Christian ..him and randy's storyline had potential but as always WWE drops the ball somewhere. And lol could care less about beth she is the "wrestler" out of all the divas I must say but funny i'm a girl and can care less about the female wresters so I guess i'm just whatever to it stop caring once chyna , Lita , trish and mickie were gone. Survivor series the main one I want to see. And lmfao you know how WWE is so no point in getting upset

Did you see the look on that one girl's face after MH won? She was PISSED

bboy87 said:

babybugz said:

I'm not a big henry fan either but he doesn't bother me so i'm fine with the outcome. It's not about him being a "brotha" for me I was just observing how the crowd reacted when he won I would have normally rooted for orton to win but it's nice at times to see other people hold the title unless it's shemus lmfao and I like Christian ..him and randy's storyline had potential but as always WWE drops the ball somewhere. And lol could care less about beth she is the "wrestler" out of all the divas I must say but funny i'm a girl and can care less about the female wresters so I guess i'm just whatever to it stop caring once chyna , Lita , trish and mickie were gone. Survivor series the main one I want to see. And lmfao you know how WWE is so no point in getting upset

Did you see the look on that one girl's face after MH won? She was PISSED

Shit, there were a couple of girls who had that gas face after he won! It was like their world got ROCKED!

Love that a Brother finally got the belt and left everyone shocked as a result.

bboy87 said:

babybugz said:

I'm not a big henry fan either but he doesn't bother me so i'm fine with the outcome. It's not about him being a "brotha" for me I was just observing how the crowd reacted when he won I would have normally rooted for orton to win but it's nice at times to see other people hold the title unless it's shemus lmfao and I like Christian ..him and randy's storyline had potential but as always WWE drops the ball somewhere. And lol could care less about beth she is the "wrestler" out of all the divas I must say but funny i'm a girl and can care less about the female wresters so I guess i'm just whatever to it stop caring once chyna , Lita , trish and mickie were gone. Survivor series the main one I want to see. And lmfao you know how WWE is so no point in getting upset

Did you see the look on that one girl's face after MH won? She was PISSED

Now this is some funny shit. From the rumor mill:

TSM Forum from DVDVR

"WWE Diva Natalya helped foil an audacious attempt by ex Diva Melina to involve herself in last nights Divas tag match in Cleveland. On Monday afternoon Natalya recieved a text message from Melina claiming she was in Cleveland, had a ticket for the Raw show and asking "If I jump KK (Kelly Kelly), you will play ball right?"

Natalya presumed this was a joke, but showed it to the Divas' liaison who after alerting WWE security then asked her to ring Melina to find out exactly what she had planned. The conversation, which Natalya put on loud-speaker with several members of the lockeroom present included a rambling and possibly under the influence Melina suggesting that attacking Kelly live on Raw would get her a job back as a Diva as "Vince loves reality angles"

Sure enough Melina was spotted in the queue for the show with a ticket. Unlike what she may have witnessed on WWE television, she was to find out that WWE are actually allowed to turn people away whether they have a ticket to the show or not. A humiliated Melina was warned that the next time she tries something like this the police will be involved.

Not for the first time Melina's on-off boyfriend John Morrison bore the brunt of her misadventure. He was asked to "keep his woman under control" and his in-ring appearance was that 30 second squash defeat to Alberto Del Rio."

Oh God! Get fuckin' grip, Vince!!

http://www.wrestlinginc.c...e-mcmahon/

By Ryan Clark | September 21, 2011

They're REALLY tryin' to keep this kayfabe going. Putting a fake article on their website (which they've been doing lately) to advance what's already a ridiculous angle. We all know Vince or Johnny Ace or somebody will bring Nash, Miz, and Truth back. Miz's folks now get involved???! *yawn*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/...-to-firing

CLEVELAND — When WWE COO Triple H fired The Miz and his associate, R-Truth, the entire Quicken Loans Arena crowd was stunned. While many cheered, two native Ohioans were particularly aghast: Mr. and Mrs. Mizanin – The Miz’s parents, who were in attendance Monday night and witnessed their son’s shocking live termination.

“I didn’t expect this at all tonight,” Miz’s distraught father told WWE.com. “I really don’t understand why he got fired and for this to happen here in Cleveland, it’s unbelievable.”

Holding a wilted poster made for the “awesome” former WWE Champion, Mrs. Mizanin echoed her husband’s sentiments in the middle of an emptied arena.

“I think it’s horrible. In front of his hometown, he got fired,” Miz’s mother said. “I was very shocked. My mouth was like ‘wow.’ It’s a horrible, horrible day.”

The Ohio couple argued that the self-proclaimed “most must-see” champion in history must be seen again WWE.

“[WWE COO] Triple H should let bygones be bygones. WWE absolutely needs to reconsider and rehire my son,” Mr. Mizanin explained. “Mike [Miz] draws the people – especially the WWE fans here tonight. I just hope it will be straightened out.”

http://www.wrestlinginc.c...evin-nash/

By Ryan Clark | September 21, 2011

Can someone explain to me the need to have Karen Angle/Jarrett on TNA? She's one of the most annoying personalities that company has had

Smackdown Taping Results (to be aired 09/23):

*The entire roster is assembled and Johnny Ace cuts a promo about Triple H's job as COO then introduces the new World Heavyweight champion, Mark Henry. Henry cuts a promo and says it took him 15 years to win the title and he won't lose it for 15 more years. HHH comes out but before he can speak, Christian jumps in and says that as a former three time champion, he's a leader and should get a title shot. HHH makes Christian vs. Henry in a Lumberjack Match as the main event tonight with the entire roster as Lumberjacks. The winner will face Randy Orton at the PPV.

*Sheamus defeated Heath Slater with the Brogue Kick.

*Christian ties to talk to Great Khali and get him to help him during the match when he's a Lumberjack tonight.

*Wade Barrett pinned Justin Gabriel.

*Matt Striker interviews Randy Orton, who said that he was either getting his title back or going to Hell.

*Christian tried to get Ezekiel Jackson on his side in the main event.

*Beth Phoenix and Natalya defeated AJ & Kaitlyn.

*WWE Intercontinental champion Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton by DQ. After the match, Orton continues to beat Cody with the mask and hits him with the timekeeper's bell, then a chair. Rhodes is a bloody mess. A trainer comes down and cleans off the blood. Orton grabs Cody and gives him an RKO on the announcing table. Orton leaves and returns, then gives him another one. There's blood everywhere.

*Christian talks to Sheamus and gives him a potato as a peace offering, since Irish people love them. He asks Sheamus for help. Sheamus says no problem and bites the potato, then spits it on Christian. He says potatoes are from Idaho, not Ireland.

*Great Khali defeated Jinder Mahal.

*Sin Cara defeated Daniel Bryan. The other Cara came out and nailed the Cara that started the match, then took his place and won.

*WWE Tag Team champions Air Boom defeated the Usos.

*Christian tries to get Zack Ryder's help. Ryder gets a phone call from Hugh Jackman and walks off, ignoring Christian.

*World champion Mark Henry pinned Christian in a Lumberjack Match.

R-Truth discusses his WWE firing with the Miz on SiriusXM Fantasy Sports Radio:

http://siriusxmsports.pos...-on-1st-aw

The above link has the audio for this segment! Funny line: "If you spit on my butt, don't tell me it's raining."