just1lousydime said:

TonyVanDam said:

They also condone selling out. Case in point, most young fans have no idea that Elmo is black.

Of course Elmo is black! That's why he never hangs out on The Street with everybody else, he has to live in his own world and rarely leaves the house.

Elmo is suppose to be only 3 years old. That why he probably doesnt hang out on the street..

ZombieKitten said:

Ernie will never marry Bert because Bert is EVIL

That's because he's trying so hard to overcome masturbation...

MarySharon said:

ZombieKitten said:

Ernie will never marry Bert because Bert is EVIL

That's because he's trying so hard to overcome masturbation...

someone just needs to tell poor Bert to rub one out and then he will feel better!!!

formallypickles said:

FuzzyWitch said:

BigBird has no penis he could never satisfy anyone

suck it up bigbird

Big bird has a penis. But its really small.

No ones knows who started the rumor of him having no penis. but there is a quote from Oscar book Oscar :Behind the trash can lies a solitary man.

"Big Bird was Big Bird but his ego was even bigger. No one could leave set before big bird and his diva attitude made work a living hell. He's was over compensating for something and i think well all know what it is."

Like an idiot, I thought this was an actual book and I googled it to try to find it for purchase

thekidsgirl said:

formallypickles said:

Big bird has a penis. But its really small.

No ones knows who started the rumor of him having no penis. but there is a quote from Oscar book Oscar :Behind the trash can lies a solitary man.

"Big Bird was Big Bird but his ego was even bigger. No one could leave set before big bird and his diva attitude made work a living hell. He's was over compensating for something and i think well all know what it is."

Like an idiot, I thought this was an actual book and I googled it to try to find it for purchase

it is not idiotic to wish a good book to existance. I too have been disappointed numerous times

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Iwan!!!!!!!

MacDaddy said:

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Mac.....

I'm convinced in every relationship, either gay or straight, one is Bert and the other is Ernie.

MacDaddy said:

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hahahahahaha

MacDaddy said:

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There you have it. The proof is in the fudge.....er....um.....puddin'. (as they say here in America)

You can't marry your brother. It's illegal and downright nasty.

@ this thread!!!

Personally, I've always had my doubts about Beaker...

PurpleJedi said:

@ this thread!!!

Personally, I've always had my doubts about Beaker...

Beaker is into some hard core S&M shit, but he has to be to pay for his meth addiction.

thekidsgirl said:

formallypickles said:

Big bird has a penis. But its really small.

No ones knows who started the rumor of him having no penis. but there is a quote from Oscar book Oscar :Behind the trash can lies a solitary man.

"Big Bird was Big Bird but his ego was even bigger. No one could leave set before big bird and his diva attitude made work a living hell. He's was over compensating for something and i think well all know what it is."

Like an idiot, I thought this was an actual book and I googled it to try to find it for purchase

HotGritz said:

You can't marry your brother. It's illegal and downright nasty.

They aren't brothers, they don't look ANYthing alike.

Even so, in some parts of the country, relations do have relations ( ) it's not necessarily acceptable behavior but hey... it's tolerated.

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TD3 said:

HotGritz said:

You can't marry your brother. It's illegal and downright nasty.

They aren't brothers, they don't look ANYthing alike.

They're fraternal twins.

HotGritz said:

TD3 said:

They aren't brothers, they don't look ANYthing alike.

They're fraternal twins.

Ah shit, I'm through... with you.

Two male/puppets living in a 4 room apartment/house for damn near 40 years... ain't never seen either have a female company over to "their home". Come on now!

Besides Macdaddy posted the photo! PROOF.

There's more proof

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TD3 said:

HotGritz said:

They're fraternal twins.

Ah shit, I'm through... with you.

Two male/puppets living in a 4 room apartment/house for damn near 40 years... ain't never seen either have a female company over to "their home". Come on now!

Besides Macdaddy posted the photo! PROOF.

Two brothers sitting down posing for a family pic.

Nobody understands Bert and Ernie. They were once called Bertinie on the count of them being born conjoined. Doctors didn't think they would live since they shared a stomach and a rib but oh the wonders of modern medicine and faith healing.

When they were separated at age 13, they had to learn how to adjust and do things like go to the toilet on their own or cook fried rice and play Mortal Kombat at the same time. There were women from time to time but when you have the Cookie Monster as your next door neighbor and Count Von Count as your landlord, well....girls aren't likely to give up the pussy that easy. It is afterall, the ghetto. Things happen. Terrible things.

MacDaddy said:

There's more proof

[img:$uid]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy281/iwanigor/BurtErnie01.jpg[/img:$uid]

^^^^^^^^^^^

SEE! Thank you MacDaddy, for providing MORE proof.

May I add....

Bert and Ernie have been sharing a bedroom for damn near 40 years.

TD3 said:

MacDaddy said:

There's more proof

[img:$uid]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy281/iwanigor/BurtErnie01.jpg[/img:$uid]

^^^^^^^^^^^

SEE! Thank you MacDaddy, for providing MORE proof.

May I add....

Bert and Ernie have been sharing a bedroom for damn near 40 years.

Its a game room tyvm. It has tvs, stereos, xboxes, WIIs and a juice bar. Everyone is welcom in there, even Big Bird.

HotGritz said:

TD3 said:

Ah shit, I'm through... with you.

Two male/puppets living in a 4 room apartment/house for damn near 40 years... ain't never seen either have a female company over to "their home". Come on now!

Besides Macdaddy posted the photo! PROOF.

Two brothers sitting down posing for a family pic.

Nobody understands Bert and Ernie. They were once called Bertinie on the count of them being born conjoined. Doctors didn't think they would live since they shared a stomach and a rib but oh the wonders of modern medicine and faith healing.

When they were separated at age 13, they had to learn how to adjust and do things like go to the toilet on their own or cook fried rice and play Mortal Kombat at the same time. There were women from time to time but when you have the Cookie Monster as your next door neighbor and Count Von Count as your landlord, well....girls aren't likely to give up the pussy that easy. It is afterall, the ghetto. Things happen. Terrible things.

you uh fool.

i think Sesame Street can do with a few more girl characters ... it's rather Smurfie

how the hell r we supposed to get the 2 mums on there

formallypickles said:

just1lousydime said:

Of course Elmo is black! That's why he never hangs out on The Street with everybody else, he has to live in his own world and rarely leaves the house.

Elmo is suppose to be only 3 years old. That why he probably doesnt hang out on the street..

If he's 3 years old, where are his parents? I don't know many 3 year olds that remember to feed their fish everyday.

Actually, I don't know any 3 year olds at all.

Where the hell did snufflupagus come from?

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Or at least have like 3-way Night. I bet the Count could help them count to 3.

the count is hot