FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

Yeah I don't even know if it makes sense my damn self. I just type and send sometimes.

Maybe one of these can help?

There you have it. Putting shit on a graph makes it five times more official than mere print.

Fauxie said:

FauxReal said:

Yeah I don't even know if it makes sense my damn self. I just type and send sometimes.

Maybe one of these can help?

armpit said:

just1lousydime said:

I find that some guys get scared of girls who are even slightly bitchy because they're intimidated. I don't think there's any reason to be. On the other hand, total bitches are too angry or so easily irritated that nobody wants to be around them. Pushovers tend to soothe their friends' egos at their own expense. I think the good is somewhere in between being a total bitch and being a total pushover.

It's not okay for women to act like total bitches all the time, and it's not okay for guys to act like dicks all the time.

Should they act according to what pleases other people?

I'd rather see someone being bitchy and true to themselves than someone being fake-nice all the time trying constantly to please and win people over. Fuck what anyone else has to say about them.

And I actually like my friends to have a little 'bitch' in them, so... .

Of course not, you can never please everybody. What I'm saying is that women who are bitches all the time tend to have a lot of repressed anger that eats away at the personal relationships they hold with other people. As a result, they aren't very pleasant to be around.

I tend to think that nobody is angry all the time and nobody is happy all the time. People who appear that way puzzle me.

Most of my friends are the same way. But I can't be around someone who is always bitchy, or someone who is always happy. Both of the two extremes get old.

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

i work with men

they r the biggest bitches ever and they dont even have their monthly cycle as an excuse

they r dirty rotten bad ass bitches

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

1. Nah that's just paying it forward.

2. Nope. Being a bitch requires more aggressive means. That's very passive. If they don't touch it, they don't get fucked up.

3. Jury is still out.

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

Yes to that one. You're supposed to be the better person, but that's being the better bitch.

according to my husband all women who drive are stupid bitches, and then he wonders why I don't want to drive (with him in the car).

FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

1. Nah that's just paying it forward.

2. Nope. Being a bitch requires more aggressive means. That's very passive. If they don't touch it, they don't get fucked up.

3. Jury is still out.

1.

2. old lady on the 2nd floor got the poison ivy the 1st time... replanted some more to find out who's the culprit.

3. well... it was fun to hear them fall. <-- box o' shame.

Fauxie said:

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

Yes to that one. You're supposed to be the better person, but that's being the better bitch.

I should actually feel bad about doing that... I need Jesus.

ZombieKitten said:

according to my husband all women who drive are stupid bitches, and then he wonders why I don't want to drive (with him in the car).

paintedlady said:

Fauxie said:

Yes to that one. You're supposed to be the better person, but that's being the better bitch.

I should actually feel bad about doing that... I need Jesus.

Yeah as a general rule of thumb, if you start talking loss of life or limb as payback for some less than lethal shit...might be heading into bitch territory.

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

!

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

You know what's funny? After I read that story of yours....a couple days later I had the tv on and an upcoming story was about a woman who stole some kid's bike that she thought was her kids....at gunpoint!

You best believe I waiting to see what the woman looked like and I was like, "Awwww, it's not Painted".

paintedlady said:

Fauxie said:

Yes to that one. You're supposed to be the better person, but that's being the better bitch.

I should actually feel bad about doing that... I need Jesus.

If you take time out of your day to do some shit in hopes of causing bodily harm to someone cause they're an asshole you don't need Jesus.

Anger managment or therapy maybe.

JustErin said:

paintedlady said:

Now see I am a master of lemon-aid... so bitching ain't a speacialty.... but I guess I am a bitch if

someone steals my kids bike and I take one back from a kid that stole one

I plant poison ivy in a windowbox so kids stop fucking with my flowers

I pour babyoil on the steps when it rains for my neighbors upstairs... because they are assholes

so um yeah...

You know what's funny? After I read that story of yours....a couple days later I had the tv on and an upcoming story was about a woman who stole some kid's bike that she thought was her kids....at gunpoint!

You best believe I waiting to see what the woman looked like and I was like, "Awwww, it's not Painted".

!!!!

I didn't need a gun... I just talked the kid into giving it to me. Damn, she had a gun?

wow.... ya'll are crazy up in Canada!

paintedlady said:

JustErin said:

You know what's funny? After I read that story of yours....a couple days later I had the tv on and an upcoming story was about a woman who stole some kid's bike that she thought was her kids....at gunpoint!

You best believe I waiting to see what the woman looked like and I was like, "Awwww, it's not Painted".

!!!!

I didn't need a gun... I just talked the kid into giving it to me. Damn, she had a gun?

wow.... ya'll are crazy up in Canada!

No, no...this was in the US!

http://www.wwlp.com/dpp/n...t-gunpoint

johnart said:

paintedlady said:

I should actually feel bad about doing that... I need Jesus.

If you take time out of your day to do some shit in hopes of causing bodily harm to someone cause they're an asshole you don't need Jesus.

Anger managment or therapy maybe.

Ol' school heffas like me use church for anger management... that's why the Latino Pentecostal church exists! You ever see how the worship so passionately? You get a workout everytime you go to worship...yelling and crying out ... all sweaty... folks passing out n shit....

Wait... muthafukka you calling me crazy???

I completely eschew bitchhood. But I will cut a motha* when necessary.

Ottensen said:

I completely eschew bitchhood. But I will cut a motha* when necessary.

I'd cut my mother for cashews too.

Fauxie said:

Ottensen said:

I completely eschew bitchhood. But I will cut a motha* when necessary.

I'd cut my mother for cashews too.

johnart said:

I'm kind of a bitch, or so I've been told.

If people equate outspokenness (that's a word right?) and assertiveness for bitchiness then fuck it, yeah, I guess I am.

John, you turn me on.

orger said:

Bitch I use it almost exclusively as a term of endearment

You my favorite bitch.

Ottensen said:

I completely eschew bitchhood. But I will cut a motha* when necessary.

The evolved bitch's credo: Don't start none, won't be none

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

And it's all kindsa bitches. Some bad, some good.

Now I can't tolerate a dumb bitch, a broke bitch, an ugly bitch, a silly bitch, an insecure bitch, OR a bitchass ho.

Oooh honey that's like some demonic trinity right there.

those are the kinds of bitches that make a boss bitch wanna cry (whilst whuppin ass)

Boss Bitch = A woman who has herself together financially, spiritually and mentally and has little tolerance for women who are bitchy just for the hell of it. Don't play the game if you don't know the fuckin' rules.

[Edited 8/10/11 15:40pm]

Yeah, I like boss bitches. Another unacceptable bitch is a punk ass bitch (male or female)

All bitches are bad, that's about the long and short of it i reckon

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Bitch" is a matter of perspective.

Ottensen said:

I completely eschew bitchhood. But I will cut a motha* when necessary.

I love you Ottie!