davetherave6767 said:

SexLovely said:

And I bet it wont be your own!!

Not unless u come 2 visit me...

I will my friend, I will. And on your death bed, this be you --> - as I pour 30 YEARS worth of spunk over your body from a cement mixer!

.

For you it'll a scary, drowning version of Noel's Gunk Tank.

What a way 2 go:omfg:

FauxReal said:

There's no such thing as overcoming. There's only too little toilet paper.

armpit said:

...Oh, you're soooo behind the times . Google around a bit; they've actually figured out ways around this stuff. All joking aside. They've already figured out how to make DNA in a lab, and how to splice humans and animals together....there's cows or sheep out there that produce human breast milk, and pigs that produce human blood.

And no, this isn't conspiracy theorist shit. It's all stuff I've read in the past week or so, on legitimate news and science sites.

Like I said, a new day has come. Dudes are officially useless.

Praise Gawd.

goodness. im in a guy hating mood a lot.. toward those that are pervs anyway.. and even im not that bad.

Remember this.........women were made using a mans rib......O yeh.....Eve the stupid bitch was a woman

davetherave6767 said:

Remember this.........women were made using a mans rib......O yeh.....Eve the stupid bitch was a woman

And let us not forget, that in religious terms it is not sexist to say that WOMEN (Eve) are responsible for all the worlds problems!!!

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Cuz U is some greedy bitcha and ate an apple.......fucking selfish fucktard!!!

davetherave6767 said:

Remember this.........women were made using a mans rib......O yeh.....Eve the stupid bitch was a woman

Women r fucked up.....and when eye read women/men haters slagging men off it pisses me off.....There would b any women if it wasnt 4 my rib.......Eve represents all women....greedy/devious/selfish/evil....After saying that it wont stop me wanking over Hitomi later..

davetherave6767 said:

Women r fucked up.....and when eye read women/men haters slagging men off it pisses me off.....There would b any women if it wasnt 4 my rib.......Eve represents all women....greedy/devious/selfish/evil....After saying that it wont stop me wanking over Hitomi later..

If I could I would pull one of my ribs out and use it to stab you to death...so symbolic.

LadyCasanova said:

davetherave6767 said:

Women r fucked up.....and when eye read women/men haters slagging men off it pisses me off.....There would b any women if it wasnt 4 my rib.......Eve represents all women....greedy/devious/selfish/evil....After saying that it wont stop me wanking over Hitomi later..

If I could I would pull one of my ribs out and use it to stab you to death...so symbolic.

O ladyCasanova thats so funny...

LadyCasanova said:

davetherave6767 said:

Women r fucked up.....and when eye read women/men haters slagging men off it pisses me off.....There would b any women if it wasnt 4 my rib.......Eve represents all women....greedy/devious/selfish/evil....After saying that it wont stop me wanking over Hitomi later..

If I could I would pull one of my ribs out and use it to stab you to death...so symbolic.

Oh the irony!! Thats so good!! Stop it, please....my ribs hurt!!!....

.

....you see, cuz like, my sides are spltting.....

SexLovely said:

LadyCasanova said:

If I could I would pull one of my ribs out and use it to stab you to death...so symbolic.

Oh the irony!! Thats so good!! Stop it, please....my ribs hurt!!!....

.

....you see, cuz like, my sides are spltting.....

I want to test this rib thing out. How about this, I will rip all of your ribs out and lay them

neatly side by side and wait for God to do his thing. If it works, I'll name all the women after

you, if it doesn't...well you just die.

Sometimes I think my penis wishes I would leave it alone.

LadyCasanova said:

SexLovely said:

Oh the irony!! Thats so good!! Stop it, please....my ribs hurt!!!....

.

....you see, cuz like, my sides are spltting.....

I want to test this rib thing out. How about this, I will rip all of your ribs out and lay them

neatly side by side and wait for God to do his thing. If it works, I'll name all the women after

you, if it doesn't...well you just die.

No, cuz U see sweetheart, the damage (that u caused) is already done. When that gluttonous, sweet-toothed bitch scoffed the apple like it was a donut, God got pissed and thought, "fuck it, cant be arsed to do anymore rib-related, surgical reproduction, I'll just fill his balls up with sperm....let them inbreed....right im off to another galaxy to fuck around...."

My penis hates me always playing with it.......but what the hell...

SexLovely said:

LadyCasanova said:

I want to test this rib thing out. How about this, I will rip all of your ribs out and lay them

neatly side by side and wait for God to do his thing. If it works, I'll name all the women after

you, if it doesn't...well you just die.

No, cuz U see sweetheart, the damage (that u caused) is already done. When that gluttonous, sweet-toothed bitch scoffed the apple like it was a donut, God got pissed and thought, "fuck it, cant be arsed to do anymore rib-related, surgical reproduction, I'll just fill his balls up with sperm....let them inbreed....right im off to another galaxy to fuck around...."

God was just mad because she wasn't scoffin his apples, you men are such cry baby bitches.

LadyCasanova said:

SexLovely said:

No, cuz U see sweetheart, the damage (that u caused) is already done. When that gluttonous, sweet-toothed bitch scoffed the apple like it was a donut, God got pissed and thought, "fuck it, cant be arsed to do anymore rib-related, surgical reproduction, I'll just fill his balls up with sperm....let them inbreed....right im off to another galaxy to fuck around...."

God was just mad because she wasn't scoffin his apples, you men are such cry baby bitches.

Oh come one, if God was a man, man-like, masculine, whatever....he'd have tore out all of Adam's ribs, created a harem of bitches for him bugger through and they'd have sat under the Tree of Knwoledge (of Buggery) every afternoon having gang sex with his creations.

SexLovely said:

LadyCasanova said:

God was just mad because she wasn't scoffin his apples, you men are such cry baby bitches.

Oh come one, if God was a man, man-like, masculine, whatever....he'd have tore out all of Adam's ribs, created a harem of bitches for him bugger through and they'd have sat under the Tree of Knwoledge (of Buggery) every afternoon having gang sex with his creations.

SexLovely said:

LadyCasanova said:

God was just mad because she wasn't scoffin his apples, you men are such cry baby bitches.

Oh come one, if God was a man, man-like, masculine, whatever....he'd have tore out all of Adam's ribs, created a harem of bitches for him bugger through and they'd have sat under the Tree of Knwoledge (of Buggery) every afternoon having gang sex with his creations.

Masturbating 5 times a day every other day is not good or something?

-I like it.

-God knows I do it.

MyJobIz2beCute said:

Masturbating 5 times a day every other day is not good or something?

-I like it.

-God knows I do it.

U wank away all u like.......good 4u...

davetherave6767 said:

MyJobIz2beCute said:

Masturbating 5 times a day every other day is not good or something?

-I like it.

-God knows I do it.

U wank away all u like.......good 4u...

FACT:

Sometimes our own bodies may say "NO" but they really mean "Sure, go ahead."

I amaze myself sometimes in how much masturbation I can stand. I can't believe it sometimes but it feels good.

Im an old man i came 6 times in 2 1/2 hours a couple of days ago ........thought id lost my mojo.......but ive still got it.....Life can b so nice..

davetherave6767 said:

Im an old man i came 6 times in 2 1/2 hours a couple of days ago ........thought id lost my mojo.......but ive still got it.....Life can b so nice..

^-

Mine come in strong that my butt cheeks ache:lol:

-But I still go at it in a half an hour again!

LadyCasanova said:

davetherave6767 said:

Women r fucked up.....and when eye read women/men haters slagging men off it pisses me off.....There would b any women if it wasnt 4 my rib.......Eve represents all women....greedy/devious/selfish/evil....After saying that it wont stop me wanking over Hitomi later..

If I could I would pull one of my ribs out and use it to stab you to death...so symbolic.

Thanks for that

johnart said:

Sometimes I think my penis wishes I would leave it alone.

my lady parts would say the same

what a buch of wankers we r

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Vote to change the title thread to

-"This is how you do it!!"

i never treat it as something i have to overcome. it does no harm to anything or anybody, why stop?