I have countless pet peeves. So many that it's frustrating to try to think of them all, because they get all jumbled up in my head... But what made me think of this was reading someone say "am" instead of "I am/I'm" (ex, "Am going to the store.")

So how about you guys? What are your biggest pet peeves?

Most of mine have to do with things people say, like " I could care less." It's couldn't!

I can't really think of many right now but I know they'll come to me lol

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I must admit, it irks me when people are careless with "there, their & they're".

^That too! xD

When people pronounce shrimp as "skrimps". Just trifling.

missfee said:

When people pronounce shrimp as "skrimps". Just trifling.

Sorry...but if anyone did that in front of me, I'd get an ass whuppin' cuz I'd fall on the floor laughing at them!

PurpleJedi said:

missfee said:

When people pronounce shrimp as "skrimps". Just trifling.

Sorry...but if anyone did that in front of me, I'd get an ass whuppin' cuz I'd fall on the floor laughing at them!

What's even worse is people who do it on purpose because they think its cute. Umm no it's not. You look silly and dumb.

When people are picking their nose pull out a big chunky bogey then lick it from the tip of their finger

I can't stand it either when people say they are going to do something, don't do it...then the next time they see or talk to you, it's like nothing has ever happened. When you call them out on it, then they brush it off like its nothing.

When you live in an apartment builoding.... DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS FROM YOUR WINDOW if you live upstairs! Your neighbors do not need bread crumbs all on their window boxes/airconditioners/ windowsills.

paintedlady said:

When you live in an apartment builoding.... DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS FROM YOUR WINDOW if you live upstairs! Your neighbors do not need bread crumbs all on their window boxes/airconditioners/ windowsills.

Damn.

The next time a guy scratches his nasty sweatty ballssack in front of me Imma do the same, see how they like that.

I HATE crotch-scratchers! Nasty-asses! Wash your ass! If I can keep my crotch itch free you have NO excuse!!! And WTF are you smelling your fingers for??? YUCK!

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

When you live in an apartment builoding.... DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS FROM YOUR WINDOW if you live upstairs! Your neighbors do not need bread crumbs all on their window boxes/airconditioners/ windowsills.

Damn.

I politely asked that bitch to stop doing that shit you know what she said to me???

"Birds don't have stoves so we should give them bread"

I responded...

"Yeah but you also are tossing that bread in my window boxes and AC... so should I just send the bill to you when my AC blows out or should I just tell the landlord?"

bitch. You guys just reminded me I have to pour more babyoil on the stairs.....

I hate to see people biting their nails!!! I actually tremble a little, feel sick on the stomach and want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see this!! I know it's something psychological on my part. I need to see a shrink for that.......and a few other things

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paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Damn.

I politely asked that bitch to stop doing that shit you know what she said to me???

"Birds don't have stoves so we should give them bread"

I responded...

"Yeah but you also are tossing that bread in my window boxes and AC... so should I just send the bill to you when my AC blows out or should I just tell the landlord?"

bitch. You guys just reminded me I have to pour more babyoil on the stairs.....

No need to get evil now...all you gotta do is buy one of those loud airhorns they use in ballgames...as soon as she opens up the window to feed the birds...WAAAAAAAAAAANNKKKKKK-!

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Damn.

I politely asked that bitch to stop doing that shit you know what she said to me???

"Birds don't have stoves so we should give them bread"

I responded...

"Yeah but you also are tossing that bread in my window boxes and AC... so should I just send the bill to you when my AC blows out or should I just tell the landlord?"

bitch. You guys just reminded me I have to pour more babyoil on the stairs.....

LOL you rock auntie.

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

I politely asked that bitch to stop doing that shit you know what she said to me???

"Birds don't have stoves so we should give them bread"

I responded...

"Yeah but you also are tossing that bread in my window boxes and AC... so should I just send the bill to you when my AC blows out or should I just tell the landlord?"

bitch. You guys just reminded me I have to pour more babyoil on the stairs.....

No need to get evil now...all you gotta do is buy one of those loud airhorns they use in ballgames...as soon as she opens up the window to feed the birds...WAAAAAAAAAAANNKKKKKK-!

That means I have to work on HER schedule and wait on a bitch to open a widow?

I'd rather get a smile from random tumble sounds..

"AHHH!"- ...boomdadoopboomp. BOOM!.. "DAMN!"

yup, rip up those cheap ugly flipflops on the stairs... heffa!

Everyone knows birdseed is more nutritious for birds anyways!

My mom says I'm crazy because I have SO many pet peeves. I'll share a few.

1) I canNOT stand when someone uses folded paper (or a toothpick) to clean food or anything else out of their teeth ANYWHERE other than in the privacy of a bathroom. That is just gross!

2) I do not like when people bite their fingernails in my presence. Looking at their nubs is enough horror.

3) My head starts to spin when people smack on gum and/or candy. If they're in my truck I just roll down the window and tell them to spit it out! My daughter is use to this. I roll down the window, she looks at me, smiles, takes her gum out and tosses it out the window. Now, my mother is another story. She looks at me like I'm crazy and tell me I better roll that window back up.

3) It urks me when people use bobby pins to clean out their ears. I've seen this done so much in my lifetime that I do not buy bobby pins.

4) I canNOT stand to see women wearing panty hose with open toed pumps, or any kind of sandal. It is just wrong on so many levels!

5) Or, when someone with bad allergies make a duck like noise, saying they're clearing out their sinuses. It's just not right. Take some medicine for goodness sake, or go to the doctor for another prescription if it's not working (or increased dosage). The quack sound is so disgusting!

6) I canNOT stand when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom and then want to touch you or go in the kitchen and cook.

There are so many things that cause me to but I will stop here.

missfee said:

When people pronounce shrimp as "skrimps". Just trifling.

Or skrawberry, skreet, dis, dem, dats, dey (they), and the list goes on and on. It is SO annoying! My niece asked for "skrawberry milk" and I told her I didn't have any. I replied, "I have some strawberry milk." She said, "well, my mom says skrawberry" and I told her I don't care what her mom says because it was wrong. (Then I mentally punched my brother for messing with just anybody). Now she will say skrawberry but quickly corrects herself.

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

No need to get evil now...all you gotta do is buy one of those loud airhorns they use in ballgames...as soon as she opens up the window to feed the birds...WAAAAAAAAAAANNKKKKKK-!

That means I have to work on HER schedule and wait on a bitch to open a widow?

I'd rather get a smile from random tumble sounds..

"AHHH!"- ...boomdadoopboomp. BOOM!.. "DAMN!"

yup, rip up those cheap ugly flipflops on the stairs... heffa!

Everyone knows birdseed is more nutritious for birds anyways!

"...oh Lord! Help me Lord! I'm falling...halfway down now...!"

People that get hung up on other's imperfections ...

Like YOU have nothing about you that has the potential to irritate others ... yeah right !

PurpleJedi said:

I must admit, it irks me when people are careless with "there, their & they're".

Their is no way you could be annoyed by that...

if I didn't like you i wouldn't try to mess with you.

Ol' skool. Men wearing hats indoors, it's tacky... bad form.

I believe this man wears hats inside-I do too-When I'm fly

^

Good for him.

Or, as my husband says, "young man we have a ceiling in our home." As I said, ol' skool, gentlement don't wear hats inside. There's nothing more common than seeing a man sittng in a restaurant with a hat on... or anywhere else with a ceiling.

TD3 said:

^

Good for him.

Or, as my husband says, "young man we have a ceiling in our home." As I said, ol' skool, gentlement don't wear hats inside. There's nothing more common than seeing a man sittng in a restaurant with a hat on... or anywhere else with a ceiling.

Just remember in the past t-shirts worn out in public was considered impolite. Till this man made it okay:

Things change for the better sometime.

kewlschool said:

TD3 said:

^

Good for him.

Or, as my husband says, "young man we have a ceiling in our home." As I said, ol' skool, gentlement don't wear hats inside. There's nothing more common than seeing a man sittng in a restaurant with a hat on... or anywhere else with a ceiling.

Just remember in the past t-shirts worn out in public was considered impolite. Till this man made it okay:

Things change for the better sometime.

BRANDO!!!!!

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

I must admit, it irks me when people are careless with "there, their & they're".

Their is no way you could be annoyed by that...

if I didn't like you i wouldn't try to mess with you.

Its fein, I no your fulling a round.

InspirationalOne said:

My mom says I'm crazy because I have SO many pet peeves. I'll share a few.

1) I canNOT stand when someone uses folded paper (or a toothpick) to clean food or anything else out of their teeth ANYWHERE other than in the privacy of a bathroom. That is just gross!

2) I do not like when people bite their fingernails in my presence. Looking at their nubs is enough horror.

3) My head starts to spin when people smack on gum and/or candy. If they're in my truck I just roll down the window and tell them to spit it out! My daughter is use to this. I roll down the window, she looks at me, smiles, takes her gum out and tosses it out the window. Now, my mother is another story. She looks at me like I'm crazy and tell me I better roll that window back up.

3) It urks me when people use bobby pins to clean out their ears. I've seen this done so much in my lifetime that I do not buy bobby pins.

4) I canNOT stand to see women wearing panty hose with open toed pumps, or any kind of sandal. It is just wrong on so many levels!

5) Or, when someone with bad allergies make a duck like noise, saying they're clearing out their sinuses. It's just not right. Take some medicine for goodness sake, or go to the doctor for another prescription if it's not working (or increased dosage). The quack sound is so disgusting!

6) I canNOT stand when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom and then want to touch you or go in the kitchen and cook.

There are so many things that cause me to but I will stop here.

i totally agree with all of this. except #3 because ive never witnessed that before o_O it sounds really weird to me, who would actually do that!? and about #1, i hate even more when people use their fingers to do it instead of a toothpick or whatever. god its so gross.

scandalousalan said:

When people are picking their nose pull out a big chunky bogey then lick it from the tip of their finger

That is soo groce. I hate that. And I know somebody who does that! Or, maybe he does it because he knows it horrifies me and I don't hide that....

dJJ said:

scandalousalan said:

When people are picking their nose pull out a big chunky bogey then lick it from the tip of their finger

That is soo groce. I hate that. And I know somebody who does that! Or, maybe he does it because he knows it horrifies me and I don't hide that....

that really is gross. ive only seen that once in my life, and that was when some girl did it in pre-school. i thought it was sick then lol ugh i cant imagine how people do that. picking your nose is gross enough, but putting it in your mouth? recycled boogies