BobGeorge909 said:

I've never seen him loose his cool. Cool, calm, collected is Fauxie.

I visit P&R too often to avoid that.

Got none to lose.

NDRU said:

younger, thinner, grows a better beard, drier wit, Thai-er wife, bluer eyes, more ridiculous underwear photos, probably taller, better accent, more popular, better org name...this could go on

All the things that really matter.

Fauxie said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I've never seen him loose his cool. Cool, calm, collected is Fauxie.

I visit P&R too often to avoid that.

Got none to lose.

He has big ears and everyone knows big eared people are the best.

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formallypickles said:

He has big ears and everyone knows big eared people are the best.

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Is that true? If so, I may just be starting to buy into this 'Fauxie is better than you' thing. I've got pretty big ears. What do they say about ppl with big heads?

Fauxie said:

formallypickles said:

He has big ears and everyone knows big eared people are the best.

[Edited 8/9/11 21:09pm]

Is that true? If so, I may just be starting to buy into this 'Fauxie is better than you' thing. I've got pretty big ears. What do they say about ppl with big heads?

They can float?

They were a bitch to get out?

They often block your view when you're trying to see the hot person behind them?

LadyCasanova said:

Fauxie said:

Is that true? If so, I may just be starting to buy into this 'Fauxie is better than you' thing. I've got pretty big ears. What do they say about ppl with big heads?

They can float?

They were a bitch to get out?

They often block your view when you're trying to see the hot person behind them?

In that case I'll try to remain humble.

Fauxie said:

formallypickles said:

He has big ears and everyone knows big eared people are the best.

[Edited 8/9/11 21:09pm]

Is that true? If so, I may just be starting to buy into this 'Fauxie is better than you' thing. I've got pretty big ears. What do they say about ppl with big heads?

People with big heads have more fun.

Big headed people are always the life of the party.

Have you ever heard of an unpopular bigheaded person? Nope.. Case in point.

formallypickles said:

Fauxie said:

Is that true? If so, I may just be starting to buy into this 'Fauxie is better than you' thing. I've got pretty big ears. What do they say about ppl with big heads?

People with big heads have more fun.

Big headed people are always the life of the party.

Have you ever heard of an unpopular bigheaded person? Nope.. Case in point.

Prince?

Fauxie said:

formallypickles said:

People with big heads have more fun.

Big headed people are always the life of the party.

Have you ever heard of an unpopular bigheaded person? Nope.. Case in point.

Prince?

His head isn't big...its HUGE. I think you're safe.

he has great selective reading

The bigger the head, the more of that pretty face to look at.

Fauxie said:

formallypickles said:

People with big heads have more fun.

Big headed people are always the life of the party.

Have you ever heard of an unpopular bigheaded person? Nope.. Case in point.

Prince?

He's popular.

FuzzyWitch said:

he is taller than me and mayb skinnier, but i still think i have a better butt

oh yes and he has femanine hands, way nicer than mine

I challenge you to a butt-off!

Spinlight said:

The bigger the head, the more of that pretty face to look at.

Pretty? Do you mean me or Prince?

Don't get me wrong, I'll take 'pretty'.

Fauxie said:

FuzzyWitch said:

he is taller than me and mayb skinnier, but i still think i have a better butt

oh yes and he has femanine hands, way nicer than mine

I challenge you to a butt-off!

i dont trust u with any of my ass pics as i dont want to c prince's head popping out of my panties

so

u win

Fauxie said:

FuzzyWitch said:

he is taller than me and mayb skinnier, but i still think i have a better butt

oh yes and he has femanine hands, way nicer than mine

I challenge you to a butt-off!

FuzzyWitch said:

Fauxie said:

I challenge you to a butt-off!

i dont trust u with any of my ass pics as i dont want to c prince's head popping out of my panties

so

u win

So I have a better butt than you!

Plus big head people challenge peoples patience.

They make us better people.

Fauxie said:

Spinlight said:

The bigger the head, the more of that pretty face to look at.

Pretty? Do you mean me or Prince?

Don't get me wrong, I'll take 'pretty'.

Well, take pretty with you all the way to that Butt Off of yours and give FuzzyWitch a run for her money. Don't be shy!

He can grow facial hair better than I can.

An ode to Fauxie:

Fauxie trascends both time and space.

His incidentally esoteric ponderings and formidable pros wraps me in their warm embrace.

Fauxie inspires me by his angelic face.

And if we're reborn in another time and place,

I would like to shove that angelic face in my most moistest place.

By the way, by formidable pros, I mean his nappy dugout...you know the rest.

.

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Spinlight said:

Fauxie said:

Pretty? Do you mean me or Prince?

Don't get me wrong, I'll take 'pretty'.

Well, take pretty with you all the way to that Butt Off of yours and give FuzzyWitch a run for her money. Don't be shy!

But I already won without baring even so much as a slither of crack.

imago said:

An ode to Fauxie:

Fauxie trascends both time and space.

His incidentally esoteric ponderings and formidable pros wraps me in their warm embrace.

Fauxie inspires me by his angelic face.

And if we're reborn in another time and place,

I would like to shave that angelic face in my most moistest place.

By the way, by formidable pros, I mean his nappy dugout...you know the rest.

Your imagination + my spelling would make for poetry of the gods.

Handsome Fauxie, so damn fly

Makin the lady's vagina cry

Tears of sex and cool and smoove

In regards to 'fine', he does behoove

However this mistress has a hint

Her chocolate chip's a little too mint

Ah ha, Fauxie shrieked, in pale fright

Tis no Thai beauty, but a mere Spinlight

Come on, its cool, don't be a wussy

Tell ur darkest secrets to my generous boypussy

extra butterier

Spinlight said:

Handsome Fauxie, so damn fly

Makin the lady's vagina cry

Tears of sex and cool and smoove

In regards to 'fine', he does behoove

However this mistress has a hint

Her chocolate chip's a little too mint

Ah ha, Fauxie shrieked, in pale fright

Tis no Thai beauty, but a mere Spinlight

Come on, its cool, don't be a wussy

Tell ur darkest secrets to my generous boypussy

You could totally pay to have that put in a book of poetry alongside the work of several hundred complete strangers.

This. Cerebus can't compete with this. NOBODY can compete with this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!