alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

1. Agreed, Alex gets the smooth side eye for his sudden onset horse fetish

2. You's a heathen Bboy

3. Why I'm jammin' now?

I'm SORRY!! I don't know what came over me! It won't happen again!! The lisp made me moist for a second!

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

So true!

And don't forget she had to take Kenny to court just so she could get paid right. Plus he didn't marry her ass till she was bout ready to pop!

And he's broke so she didn't get bupkus, hence the food stamps. Spinderella done put him on blast for not paying child support too and it's a couple more baby mama out there, so Tami REALLY need to quit.

I forgot to respond to this but wasn't he kinda broke when they married?

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

And he's broke so she didn't get bupkus, hence the food stamps. Spinderella done put him on blast for not paying child support too and it's a couple more baby mama out there, so Tami REALLY need to quit.

I forgot to respond to this but wasn't he kinda broke when they married?

Nah, I think they were married while he was getting his big contracts. But by the end he had blown most of the $

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

I forgot to respond to this but wasn't he kinda broke when they married?

Nah, I think they were married while he was getting his big contracts. But by the end he had blown most of the $

You know, the more I think about that last episode and readin' y'alls posts, the more i just do not like Tami Hood Rat!! She's 15 goin' on 40, and it ain't cute. I mean, how you gonna diss another chick's husband who WON a championship - whether he scored 150 points or 3 points during the whole series - when yo' raggedy ass ex-nucca didn't win shit AND left you for broke???! "Come aboard the Failboat; they've been expecting you...."

Anyway, when's the LA show coming on?

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

Nah, I think they were married while he was getting his big contracts. But by the end he had blown most of the $

You know, the more I think about that last episode and readin' y'alls posts, the more i just do not like Tami Hood Rat!! She's 15 goin' on 40, and it ain't cute. I mean, how you gonna diss another chick's husband who WON a championship - whether he scored 150 points or 3 points during the whole series - when yo' raggedy ass ex-nucca didn't win shit AND left you for broke???! "Come aboard the Failboat; they've been expecting you...."

Anyway, when's the LA show coming on?

If she woulda kept her comments to Meeka it woulda been one thing, but going in on Speedy, immejetly after saying she don't talk about her husband, was just crazy considering her busta ex.

The madness begins on Monday. I can't wait to see Doug Christie's wife in living color. Jackie is CRA-ZAY!!!

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

You know, the more I think about that last episode and readin' y'alls posts, the more i just do not like Tami Hood Rat!! She's 15 goin' on 40, and it ain't cute. I mean, how you gonna diss another chick's husband who WON a championship - whether he scored 150 points or 3 points during the whole series - when yo' raggedy ass ex-nucca didn't win shit AND left you for broke???! "Come aboard the Failboat; they've been expecting you...."

Anyway, when's the LA show coming on?

If she woulda kept her comments to Meeka it woulda been one thing, but going in on Speedy, immejetly after saying she don't talk about her husband, was just crazy considering her busta ex.

The madness begins on Monday. I can't wait to see Doug Christie's wife in living color. Jackie is CRA-ZAY!!!

Yeah, that girl did NOT play when it came to her hubby! She would cut a bitch wit the quickness if she so much as breathed on him!! I also wanna see how they do Draya, and see how busted Laura is gonna be looking this season!! Matt got the better of that deal between the two sisters!! Eww. She used to be somewhat halfway all right, but I think she started fuckin' up her face with cosmetic surgery or something.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

If she woulda kept her comments to Meeka it woulda been one thing, but going in on Speedy, immejetly after saying she don't talk about her husband, was just crazy considering her busta ex.

The madness begins on Monday. I can't wait to see Doug Christie's wife in living color. Jackie is CRA-ZAY!!!

Yeah, that girl did NOT play when it came to her hubby! She would cut a bitch wit the quickness if she so much as breathed on him!! I also wanna see how they do Draya, and see how busted Laura is gonna be looking this season!! Matt got the better of that deal between the two sisters!! Eww. She used to be somewhat halfway all right, but I think she started fuckin' up her face with cosmetic surgery or something.

Jackie would cut a bitch AND jump on the court to fight a player. She really fucked his shit up with his teams. And Laura is starting to look like the cat lady

HotGritz said:

I'm still trippin' off Eric throwing that drink smack in Jen's face and telling her she got 3 years before she turns 40 and she's nothing and her show is ended blah blah blah. That mofo is hateful and he is just mad that she's not falling for his BS anymore. All anyone need do is look at Shaunie and Shaq and you know women have options. They can stay and put up with your nonsense or they can bounce and take half your shit with them. Jen, however, is messy for even caring about whether he signs the papers. The longer he delays, the longer they are married and the more time is invested and the more money she can potentially get.

Her man on that show was looking rrriiiggghhhtttt!!!! hmm! I wasn't feelin' his face but that body is

Eric is one ugly dude, but elephant ears jen deserved that drink thrown in her face.

Is anybody watching The Ultimate Merger 2 w/Toccara on TVOne? I think it's only 3 episodes in so far, but I was just wondering if anybody else's checkin' this shit out. There are some corny ass nuccas up in there!!!

I didn't even finish watching the first season with Omarosa, mainly because I didn't give a shit about her, and I didn't find her attractive. I couldn't even finish watching it to see how much of an ass my boy Al B. Sure was going to make or himself! If I was in that group of guys, I would've walked right outta that suite and checked the fuck out as soon as she passed the threshold (they didn't even know who they were going to be competing for until she came saunterin' in the room).

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Is anybody watching The Ultimate Merger 2 w/Toccara on TVOne? I think it's only 3 episodes in so far, but I was just wondering if anybody else's checkin' this shit out. There are some corny ass nuccas up in there!!!

I didn't even finish watching the first season with Omarosa, mainly because I didn't give a shit about her, and I didn't find her attractive. I couldn't even finish watching it to see how much of an ass my boy Al B. Sure was going to make or himself! If I was in that group of guys, I would've walked right outta that suite and checked the fuck out as soon as she passed the threshold (they didn't even know who they were going to be competing for until she came saunterin' in the room).

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Is anybody watching The Ultimate Merger 2 w/Toccara on TVOne? I think it's only 3 episodes in so far, but I was just wondering if anybody else's checkin' this shit out. There are some corny ass nuccas up in there!!!

I didn't even finish watching the first season with Omarosa, mainly because I didn't give a shit about her, and I didn't find her attractive. I couldn't even finish watching it to see how much of an ass my boy Al B. Sure was going to make or himself! If I was in that group of guys, I would've walked right outta that suite and checked the fuck out as soon as she passed the threshold (they didn't even know who they were going to be competing for until she came saunterin' in the room).

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Dish doesn't have tvone

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Dish doesn't have tvone

check online. you gotsta see it

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Is anybody watching The Ultimate Merger 2 w/Toccara on TVOne? I think it's only 3 episodes in so far, but I was just wondering if anybody else's checkin' this shit out. There are some corny ass nuccas up in there!!!

I didn't even finish watching the first season with Omarosa, mainly because I didn't give a shit about her, and I didn't find her attractive. I couldn't even finish watching it to see how much of an ass my boy Al B. Sure was going to make or himself! If I was in that group of guys, I would've walked right outta that suite and checked the fuck out as soon as she passed the threshold (they didn't even know who they were going to be competing for until she came saunterin' in the room).

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Tocarra BEEN fine!

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Is anybody watching The Ultimate Merger 2 w/Toccara on TVOne? I think it's only 3 episodes in so far, but I was just wondering if anybody else's checkin' this shit out. There are some corny ass nuccas up in there!!!

I didn't even finish watching the first season with Omarosa, mainly because I didn't give a shit about her, and I didn't find her attractive. I couldn't even finish watching it to see how much of an ass my boy Al B. Sure was going to make or himself! If I was in that group of guys, I would've walked right outta that suite and checked the fuck out as soon as she passed the threshold (they didn't even know who they were going to be competing for until she came saunterin' in the room).

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Like Bboy said, she been hot like that. In fact, she's was even hotter than that before she lost all that weight, but that's just my preference.

Oh yeah, my boy's definitely Cedric. Just seems like a cool, funny ass dude. There's something about him that reminds me of Terence Howard's character in "The Best Man", though. I'm expecting him to bust out an acoustic guitar solo on his shoulder at any minute!

There's something about Elijah's forehead that's bugging the shit outta me. It's...oddly shaped, and he looks like he thinks he's the coolest MFer on the planet when he looks like shit.

I'm also not liking Evander Holyfield's doppelganger, "King" Kevin Casey. Nucca, get the hell outta here with that. I'm glad Harvey chopped his ass down when they first met. He's a "foreign diplomat" to their little government. Somebody needs to declare war on his country and exterminate 'em all!

I don't get why Toccara eliminated the one guy for telling her he was a Pisces (a dumbass move) and not the second one (an even more dumbass move).

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Dish doesn't have tvone

check online. you gotsta see it

Yeah, it's definitely downloadable. I don't have TVOne either, so that's how I'm watching it. God, I love torrents!! If you're cool with using torrents, SCNDLS, let me know, and I can point you in the right direction!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Like Bboy said, she been hot like that. In fact, she's was even hotter than that before she lost all that weight, but that's just my preference.

Oh yeah, my boy's definitely Cedric. Just seems like a cool, funny ass dude. There's something about him that reminds me of Terence Howard's character in "The Best Man", though. I'm expecting him to bust out an acoustic guitar solo on his shoulder at any minute!

There's something about Elijah's forehead that's bugging the shit outta me. It's...oddly shaped, and he looks like he thinks he's the coolest MFer on the planet when he looks like shit.

I'm also not liking Evander Holyfield's doppelganger, "King" Kevin Casey. Nucca, get the hell outta here with that. I'm glad Harvey chopped his ass down when they first met. He's a "foreign diplomat" to their little government. Somebody needs to declare war on his country and exterminate 'em all!

I don't get why Toccara eliminated the one guy for telling her he was a Pisces (a dumbass move) and not the second one (an even more dumbass move).

and

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

check online. you gotsta see it

Yeah, it's definitely downloadable. I don't have TVOne either, so that's how I'm watching it. God, I love torrents!! If you're cool with using torrents, SCNDLS, let me know, and I can point you in the right direction!

C'mon with the c'mon!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

YES YES YES!!!!!

I just started watching. Recorded 3 eps and man oh man some of them dudes is looking kinda thug fine and Toccara....man oh man...when did she get fine?

Toccara looks good every single time. Harvey look like her daddy tho.

My fav dude so far is Cedric

Elijah come off kinda gay

That one dude is a writer/lawyer is bonafide

Like Bboy said, she been hot like that. In fact, she's was even hotter than that before she lost all that weight, but that's just my preference.

Oh yeah, my boy's definitely Cedric. Just seems like a cool, funny ass dude. There's something about him that reminds me of Terence Howard's character in "The Best Man", though. I'm expecting him to bust out an acoustic guitar solo on his shoulder at any minute!

There's something about Elijah's forehead that's bugging the shit outta me. It's...oddly shaped, and he looks like he thinks he's the coolest MFer on the planet when he looks like shit.

I'm also not liking Evander Holyfield's doppelganger, "King" Kevin Casey. Nucca, get the hell outta here with that. I'm glad Harvey chopped his ass down when they first met. He's a "foreign diplomat" to their little government. Somebody needs to declare war on his country and exterminate 'em all!

I don't get why Toccara eliminated the one guy for telling her he was a Pisces (a dumbass move) and not the second one (an even more dumbass move).

OMG I kept wondering "who dis nucca look like....i seent dat face b4" and boom kat ya checked his ass for being Evander's parasitic twin.

Personally, I think he is a tad illiterate but whateva....still drunk fuckable.

Speaking of doppelgangers...Elijah sho nuff look like Musiq Soulchild...8-head and all. But he was out of pocket when he told Toccarra it was "her loss" for giving him the boot.

Now um....that one dude that turned out to be a skrippa! Lawd Ida kept his ass. Ooh wee he had the package.

Toccara is so beautiful these days. I know you boys like her more curvy but this is a great look for her.

I'm glad they kept this dating show alive.

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Like Bboy said, she been hot like that. In fact, she's was even hotter than that before she lost all that weight, but that's just my preference.

Oh yeah, my boy's definitely Cedric. Just seems like a cool, funny ass dude. There's something about him that reminds me of Terence Howard's character in "The Best Man", though. I'm expecting him to bust out an acoustic guitar solo on his shoulder at any minute!

There's something about Elijah's forehead that's bugging the shit outta me. It's...oddly shaped, and he looks like he thinks he's the coolest MFer on the planet when he looks like shit.

I'm also not liking Evander Holyfield's doppelganger, "King" Kevin Casey. Nucca, get the hell outta here with that. I'm glad Harvey chopped his ass down when they first met. He's a "foreign diplomat" to their little government. Somebody needs to declare war on his country and exterminate 'em all!

I don't get why Toccara eliminated the one guy for telling her he was a Pisces (a dumbass move) and not the second one (an even more dumbass move).

OMG I kept wondering "who dis nucca look like....i seent dat face b4" and boom kat ya checked his ass for being Evander's parasitic twin.

Personally, I think he is a tad illiterate but whateva....still drunk fuckable.

Speaking of doppelgangers...Elijah sho nuff look like Musiq Soulchild...8-head and all. But he was out of pocket when he told Toccarra it was "her loss" for giving him the boot.

Now um....that one dude that turned out to be a skrippa! Lawd Ida kept his ass. Ooh wee he had the package.

Toccara is so beautiful these days. I know you boys like her more curvy but this is a great look for her.

I'm glad they kept this dating show alive.

Skrippa, huh? I haven't finished watching all three eps yet (still going through the 2nd one), so I wonder which one it is. It wasn't Daymon, was it? I was surprised she didn't personally toss his ass out that room when he said he was star struck at Elise Neal. She was lookin' RIGHT that night!!!!! But c'mon, dawg! Did you think it wasn't gonna get back to her, from either Elise herself or from one of those bitch ass nuccas in the pool witchya?!

And you're right about Elijah/Musiq. You could show a marathon of IMAX movies on his forehead. Damn!

I finally watched RHONJ last night and I'ma say it AGAIN: I fucking hate Ashley and I wish Jaq would quit crying and whining and knuckle up on that lil heffa.

Here's part of Jay's blog

http://www.bravotv.com/th...y?page=0,0

One part of the conversation that I did understand was when Mr. Smarty McCollege pants said, “We came up short $260,000, you still owe that.” Teresa immediately says in her interview, “In reality, we really did win the case.” Say what? Teresa, we all just watched a lawyer crush you and your husband’s nuts under his shoe. Don’t try and trick the viewers into thinking they saw something different than what they just watched. I freaking LOVE Teresa, but lately she really seems to be unraveling. How can I believe anything she says? The other Housewives may complain that Teresa has lied to them, but Teresa just lied to ME. The judge said, “You lose,” and Teresa says, “We won.”

In a very, very strange aside, Teresa mentions that her Jewish friends would have divorced Joe. I’m not sure why she brought this up. I wonder what Teresa’s Japanese, black, and Canadian friends would have done with Joe. I didn’t realize that Teresa’s Rolodex was such a Benetton ad.

Back at Kathy’s goddess party, the gang trickles in. Caroline, Jacqueline, Lauren, and Melissa come inside the house and get ready for a feast. Everything looks SO GOOD. I swear, if I was at the Wakile house, I would eat every damn thing in sight. Then Melissa says, “When Kathy cooks, she makes love to the food.” On second thought, I’m not hungry anymore. After a brief discussion between Melissa and Kathy about Teresa, Kathy does her best cuckoo clock impression. It is probably the third or fourth best cuckoo clock impression I have seen this week. I definitely think Kathy sometimes makes some “adult” brownies along with her regular brownies.

Caroline tells Jacqueline that if Lauren ever spoke to her the way Ashley speaks to Jacqueline, Lauren would be holding ice to her lips. Sounds scary, Momma Manzo, but last week we all saw how you punch. The only way Lauren holds ice to her lip is if she bumps her head on a cabinet.

Teresa shows up fashionably late to Kathy’s house. She tells the gang about a storm in the area and warns everybody that, “ A Norwegian is coming.” Kathy then says in her interview, “I guess intelligence is a different language to Teresa.” I am now so confused by this group. Kathy invites Teresa to her house for an “embrace your inner goddess party,” and then takes a huge shot at her. Caroline keeps telling Jacqueline to punch Ashley in the face. Melissa is nice to Teresa, but then says that holy water would make her melt. Kathy makes love to her food. Even by Housewives standards this is getting nutty.

Teresa spends the next ten minutes complaining about everything. When I say everything, I mean everything. Teresa STARTS by complaining that there aren’t any naked men serving the ladies the food. (Didn’t I say we needed more Greg?) The more everyone gets along, the crazier it makes Teresa. When Caroline compliments Kathy’s food, Teresa turns into Kristen Wiig’s Penelope character and blurts out, “We’re opening a restaurant!” Really, Teresa? How did the Bravo cameras miss you and Joe planning that? For crying out loud, they have footage of your daughter vomiting, I’m pretty sure they would have picked up on you and Joe planning a grand opening of a restaurant.

I’m starting to get worried for Teresa. I would love to sit down with her for one of my “Real Housewives Therapy” sessions. Good luck on opening your new restaurant, Tre. Nothing ensures a great grand opening more than a $260,000 debt.

The next day at Jacqueline’s house everyone is tucked back into their closets. Ashley sits down with Chris and her mom to talk about her upcoming move to California. When Chris asks her for some details about moving to California, Ashley says it was all Jacqueline’s idea in the first place, and then calls her mother a bitch to her face. She does all this while texting. It begs the question, why doesn’t someone smash that freaking phone out of her hands? Toward the end of the episode Ashley is giving her interview wearing a blue shirt with a purple oven mitt on her head. Blue and purple, Ashley? C’mon, girl, not even Luther Vandross could pull those two colors together. The show ends with Chris telling Ashley, “Get your stuff and get out!” That sound you heard tonight outside your window was America applauding.

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Like Bboy said, she been hot like that. In fact, she's was even hotter than that before she lost all that weight, but that's just my preference.

Oh yeah, my boy's definitely Cedric. Just seems like a cool, funny ass dude. There's something about him that reminds me of Terence Howard's character in "The Best Man", though. I'm expecting him to bust out an acoustic guitar solo on his shoulder at any minute!

There's something about Elijah's forehead that's bugging the shit outta me. It's...oddly shaped, and he looks like he thinks he's the coolest MFer on the planet when he looks like shit.

I'm also not liking Evander Holyfield's doppelganger, "King" Kevin Casey. Nucca, get the hell outta here with that. I'm glad Harvey chopped his ass down when they first met. He's a "foreign diplomat" to their little government. Somebody needs to declare war on his country and exterminate 'em all!

I don't get why Toccara eliminated the one guy for telling her he was a Pisces (a dumbass move) and not the second one (an even more dumbass move).

OMG I kept wondering "who dis nucca look like....i seent dat face b4" and boom kat ya checked his ass for being Evander's parasitic twin.

Personally, I think he is a tad illiterate but whateva....still drunk fuckable.

Speaking of doppelgangers...Elijah sho nuff look like Musiq Soulchild...8-head and all. But he was out of pocket when he told Toccarra it was "her loss" for giving him the boot.

Now um....that one dude that turned out to be a skrippa! Lawd Ida kept his ass. Ooh wee he had the package.

Toccara is so beautiful these days. I know you boys like her more curvy but this is a great look for her.

I'm glad they kept this dating show alive.

All right, HG! I just finished watching the rest of the episodes. That nucca Elijah think he's really some hot shit, don't he?? If he wanted her, he could've gotten her, but fightin' for her isn't his swag????!! He's used to picking his lady up in his (automatic, apparently) Benz and going out to eat (prolly to Red Lobster)?? Negro, PUH-LEEZE!!!!! That was a cornball outfit he had on, too. I like how he would say he opened for all these artists, leaving it open for interpretation that he regularly opens for those singers. At least Toccara called him on it, and made him clarify that he's only there to warm the mic up for the real singers.

And, Ron's ass should've gone home in ep 2. I was afraid they were gonna let him stick around even after the 3rd one, because he's skrait up crazy! He couldn't even give his exit speech to the camera right!! And he ain't got no real job! Even he doesn't know what in the hell he really does for a living! All he could say was he was "self employed". Whateva!

And you know what? I like Jason, too. He cracks me the hell up, though he fucked up coming in there talking about how they kissed. You NEVER kiss and tell, especially to a group of bitch ass nuccas!! That's Playa 101, and I'm surprised so many cats these days that swear up and down they got "swagga" don't know/heed this. But other than that, he's def got the most personality, save for my boy Cedric, out of the bunch.

SCNDLS said:

I finally watched RHONJ last night and I'ma say it AGAIN: I fucking hate Ashley and I wish Jaq would quit crying and whining and knuckle up on that lil heffa.

Here's part of Jay's blog

http://www.bravotv.com/th...y?page=0,0

One part of the conversation that I did understand was when Mr. Smarty McCollege pants said, “We came up short $260,000, you still owe that.” Teresa immediately says in her interview, “In reality, we really did win the case.” Say what? Teresa, we all just watched a lawyer crush you and your husband’s nuts under his shoe. Don’t try and trick the viewers into thinking they saw something different than what they just watched. I freaking LOVE Teresa, but lately she really seems to be unraveling. How can I believe anything she says? The other Housewives may complain that Teresa has lied to them, but Teresa just lied to ME. The judge said, “You lose,” and Teresa says, “We won.”

In a very, very strange aside, Teresa mentions that her Jewish friends would have divorced Joe. I’m not sure why she brought this up. I wonder what Teresa’s Japanese, black, and Canadian friends would have done with Joe. I didn’t realize that Teresa’s Rolodex was such a Benetton ad.

Back at Kathy’s goddess party, the gang trickles in. Caroline, Jacqueline, Lauren, and Melissa come inside the house and get ready for a feast. Everything looks SO GOOD. I swear, if I was at the Wakile house, I would eat every damn thing in sight. Then Melissa says, “When Kathy cooks, she makes love to the food.” On second thought, I’m not hungry anymore. After a brief discussion between Melissa and Kathy about Teresa, Kathy does her best cuckoo clock impression. It is probably the third or fourth best cuckoo clock impression I have seen this week. I definitely think Kathy sometimes makes some “adult” brownies along with her regular brownies.

Caroline tells Jacqueline that if Lauren ever spoke to her the way Ashley speaks to Jacqueline, Lauren would be holding ice to her lips. Sounds scary, Momma Manzo, but last week we all saw how you punch. The only way Lauren holds ice to her lip is if she bumps her head on a cabinet.

Teresa shows up fashionably late to Kathy’s house. She tells the gang about a storm in the area and warns everybody that, “ A Norwegian is coming.” Kathy then says in her interview, “I guess intelligence is a different language to Teresa.” I am now so confused by this group. Kathy invites Teresa to her house for an “embrace your inner goddess party,” and then takes a huge shot at her. Caroline keeps telling Jacqueline to punch Ashley in the face. Melissa is nice to Teresa, but then says that holy water would make her melt. Kathy makes love to her food. Even by Housewives standards this is getting nutty.

Teresa spends the next ten minutes complaining about everything. When I say everything, I mean everything. Teresa STARTS by complaining that there aren’t any naked men serving the ladies the food. (Didn’t I say we needed more Greg?) The more everyone gets along, the crazier it makes Teresa. When Caroline compliments Kathy’s food, Teresa turns into Kristen Wiig’s Penelope character and blurts out, “We’re opening a restaurant!” Really, Teresa? How did the Bravo cameras miss you and Joe planning that? For crying out loud, they have footage of your daughter vomiting, I’m pretty sure they would have picked up on you and Joe planning a grand opening of a restaurant.

I’m starting to get worried for Teresa. I would love to sit down with her for one of my “Real Housewives Therapy” sessions. Good luck on opening your new restaurant, Tre. Nothing ensures a great grand opening more than a $260,000 debt.

The next day at Jacqueline’s house everyone is tucked back into their closets. Ashley sits down with Chris and her mom to talk about her upcoming move to California. When Chris asks her for some details about moving to California, Ashley says it was all Jacqueline’s idea in the first place, and then calls her mother a bitch to her face. She does all this while texting. It begs the question, why doesn’t someone smash that freaking phone out of her hands? Toward the end of the episode Ashley is giving her interview wearing a blue shirt with a purple oven mitt on her head. Blue and purple, Ashley? C’mon, girl, not even Luther Vandross could pull those two colors together. The show ends with Chris telling Ashley, “Get your stuff and get out!” That sound you heard tonight outside your window was America applauding.

.....and hellz yeah to all that..Ashley just irks me the fuck outta me. She may very well be the most hated 20 year old in America right now. If she isn't....she should be.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

OMG I kept wondering "who dis nucca look like....i seent dat face b4" and boom kat ya checked his ass for being Evander's parasitic twin.

Personally, I think he is a tad illiterate but whateva....still drunk fuckable.

Speaking of doppelgangers...Elijah sho nuff look like Musiq Soulchild...8-head and all. But he was out of pocket when he told Toccarra it was "her loss" for giving him the boot.

Now um....that one dude that turned out to be a skrippa! Lawd Ida kept his ass. Ooh wee he had the package.

Toccara is so beautiful these days. I know you boys like her more curvy but this is a great look for her.

I'm glad they kept this dating show alive.

All right, HG! I just finished watching the rest of the episodes. That nucca Elijah think he's really some hot shit, don't he?? If he wanted her, he could've gotten her, but fightin' for her isn't his swag????!! He's used to picking his lady up in his (automatic, apparently) Benz and going out to eat (prolly to Red Lobster)?? Negro, PUH-LEEZE!!!!! That was a cornball outfit he had on, too. I like how he would say he opened for all these artists, leaving it open for interpretation that he regularly opens for those singers. At least Toccara called him on it, and made him clarify that he's only there to warm the mic up for the real singers.

And, Ron's ass should've gone home in ep 2. I was afraid they were gonna let him stick around even after the 3rd one, because he's skrait up crazy! He couldn't even give his exit speech to the camera right!! And he ain't got no real job! Even he doesn't know what in the hell he really does for a living! All he could say was he was "self employed". Whateva!

And you know what? I like Jason, too. He cracks me the hell up, though he fucked up coming in there talking about how they kissed. You NEVER kiss and tell, especially to a group of bitch ass nuccas!! That's Playa 101, and I'm surprised so many cats these days that swear up and down they got "swagga" don't know/heed this. But other than that, he's def got the most personality, save for my boy Cedric, out of the bunch.

I just can't wait till the next ep. I actually want to see another fight tho.

Did you see the preview when Toccara is modeling and that one dude (forget his name) who's a truck driver or something, said "SHE WILL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT!" He was staring hard and looked like he was ready to drool.

I was rolling! She surely looked a dime piece tho.

Lol! MTO's sayin' that Matt Barnes just dumped Gloria from BB Wives LA. I'm not sure if I 100% believe it or not, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least!!

August 25, 2011. MediaTakeOut.com just received some BLOCKBUSTER information. According to a ROCK SOLID SNITCH . . . Basketball Wives LA star GLORIA GOVAN is officially SINGLE.

Our insider tells us that her fiance, Matt Barnes has DUMPED HER. What happened? Well word is that Matt got tired of her "reckless talk" and left.

Well . . . that's probably for the best. With her RECKLESS MOUTH and his RECKLESS FISTS . . . there was bound to be trouble.

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

All right, HG! I just finished watching the rest of the episodes. That nucca Elijah think he's really some hot shit, don't he?? If he wanted her, he could've gotten her, but fightin' for her isn't his swag????!! He's used to picking his lady up in his (automatic, apparently) Benz and going out to eat (prolly to Red Lobster)?? Negro, PUH-LEEZE!!!!! That was a cornball outfit he had on, too. I like how he would say he opened for all these artists, leaving it open for interpretation that he regularly opens for those singers. At least Toccara called him on it, and made him clarify that he's only there to warm the mic up for the real singers.

And, Ron's ass should've gone home in ep 2. I was afraid they were gonna let him stick around even after the 3rd one, because he's skrait up crazy! He couldn't even give his exit speech to the camera right!! And he ain't got no real job! Even he doesn't know what in the hell he really does for a living! All he could say was he was "self employed". Whateva!

And you know what? I like Jason, too. He cracks me the hell up, though he fucked up coming in there talking about how they kissed. You NEVER kiss and tell, especially to a group of bitch ass nuccas!! That's Playa 101, and I'm surprised so many cats these days that swear up and down they got "swagga" don't know/heed this. But other than that, he's def got the most personality, save for my boy Cedric, out of the bunch.

I just can't wait till the next ep. I actually want to see another fight tho.

Did you see the preview when Toccara is modeling and that one dude (forget his name) who's a truck driver or something, said "SHE WILL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT!" He was staring hard and looked like he was ready to drool.

I was rolling! She surely looked a dime piece tho.

Yeah, I saw that preview. I'm betting he does something stupid that finally gets his ass in the hot seat in this next ep. He prolly said that cuz he got 4 kids of his own and he's super fertile!

I wanna see Casey and Jason finally get their frustrations out!! I guess that wouldn't be fair to Jason, considering Casey's an MMA fighter, but still. Get knocked the fuck out for your lady, bruh! I got yo' back! I also wanna see somebody get so angry and frustrated at Harvey that try to get in his face and yellin' and shit. I would LOVE to see what Harvey would do then!

And I must say, Harvey being there for her is 1,000 times better than when Jamal Bryant was there for Omarosa last season! Talk about AWKWARD (and boring)!!!

I'm gonna quote myself...

and YOOOOOO is it just me, but did anyone else notice the looks Chad and Evelyn's daughter were giving each other during the episode where she graduated? I would NOT be surprised if it was revealed that they fucked.....on a number of occasions

NOBODY caught those glances? They were giving each other those "You better not tell!" looks

bboy87 said:

I'm gonna quote myself...

and YOOOOOO is it just me, but did anyone else notice the looks Chad and Evelyn's daughter were giving each other during the episode where she graduated? I would NOT be surprised if it was revealed that they fucked.....on a number of occasions

NOBODY caught those glances? They were giving each other those "You better not tell!" looks

Lol! Actually, thanks for the reminder, cuz I did mean to address this point before.

It did ALMOST seem there for a hot second that there was some SLIGHT flirtation going on, more from Chad than her, but still...you could almost see the sordid possibility of them fuckin' arounf behind Evelyn's back!! I mean, baby girl's pretty nice. And, if I was in Chad's shoes and dating Evelyn, I probably would've been caught looking over at and lustin' secretly after her daughter. I wouldn't have done shit, mind you, but I definitely would've had a couple of inappropriate glances that I hope wouldn't have been caught by my baby! LMAO!!

I thought I only saw the poss flirtation thing because I got a dirty mind. Good to know you got one too, Bboy!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

bboy87 said:

I'm gonna quote myself...

NOBODY caught those glances? They were giving each other those "You better not tell!" looks

Lol! Actually, thanks for the reminder, cuz I did mean to address this point before.

It did ALMOST seem there for a hot second that there was some SLIGHT flirtation going on, more from Chad than her, but still...you could almost see the sordid possibility of them fuckin' arounf behind Evelyn's back!! I mean, baby girl's pretty nice. And, if I was in Chad's shoes and dating Evelyn, I probably would've been caught looking over at and lustin' secretly after her daughter. I wouldn't have done shit, mind you, but I definitely would've had a couple of inappropriate glances that I hope wouldn't have been caught by my baby! LMAO!!

I thought I only saw the poss flirtation thing because I got a dirty mind. Good to know you got one too, Bboy!

Agreed, I saw that shit. And also the daughter looked like she was faking irritation with him or something but could actually be feeling him. Plus she's thicker than her mama so he's definitely perusing her goods.

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Lol! Actually, thanks for the reminder, cuz I did mean to address this point before.

It did ALMOST seem there for a hot second that there was some SLIGHT flirtation going on, more from Chad than her, but still...you could almost see the sordid possibility of them fuckin' arounf behind Evelyn's back!! I mean, baby girl's pretty nice. And, if I was in Chad's shoes and dating Evelyn, I probably would've been caught looking over at and lustin' secretly after her daughter. I wouldn't have done shit, mind you, but I definitely would've had a couple of inappropriate glances that I hope wouldn't have been caught by my baby! LMAO!!

I thought I only saw the poss flirtation thing because I got a dirty mind. Good to know you got one too, Bboy!

Agreed, I saw that shit. And also the daughter looked like she was faking irritation with him or something but could actually be feeling him. Plus she's thicker than her mama so he's definitely perusing her goods.

@ all y'all! Say what now? I didn't think it was anything suspect. I mean ole girl was crying and thanking him for being there when his other two daddies weren't. Chad can't be that low...can he? The daughter wouldn't do her momma like that...would she?

I need to watch that ep again.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Lol! MTO's sayin' that Matt Barnes just dumped Gloria from BB Wives LA. I'm not sure if I 100% believe it or not, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least!!

August 25, 2011. MediaTakeOut.com just received some BLOCKBUSTER information. According to a ROCK SOLID SNITCH . . . Basketball Wives LA star GLORIA GOVAN is officially SINGLE.

Our insider tells us that her fiance, Matt Barnes has DUMPED HER. What happened? Well word is that Matt got tired of her "reckless talk" and left.

Well . . . that's probably for the best. With her RECKLESS MOUTH and his RECKLESS FISTS . . . there was bound to be trouble.

AGAIN? MTO said this last year. I doubt it. If anybody is going to do the dumping it will be Gloria because she's tired of Matt dippin his dick in every ho from LA to Philly.