It's national book week.

Turn to page 56 in the nearest book to you (don't go scavanging for an interesting book to impress folks with--just grab the nearrest book).

Go the the fith sentence of the book, and post it here.

Now, try to find a way for it to relate to your life now.

"One appeared to be an artifact of the imaging process; there was an absolutely straight feature , two kilometers long that showed virtually no radar echo."

sounds like my johnson

"The conditions of the bodies and the bright colored clothing was spectacular."

~Salt: A World History

The condition of my body will improve as I work out more.

'He had managed to unlock a kitchen window opposite his room'

I'm going to commit burglary?

Reduce the heat to low and leave to simmer for about 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until it reduces and thickens ...

My sex life ?

Yall are so fucked up! x forever.

oh lawd.

"She says she's eating Prozacs like Pez" (Carl Hiaasen -- Lucky You)

I got issues, THAT's what it says!

just1lousydime said:

"The conditions of the bodies and the bright colored clothing was spectacular."

~Salt: A World History

The condition of my body will improve as I work out more.

I like this one.

"I had birth control pills," she said.

- Stephen King, "The Stand"

Birth control is something every woman should have.

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Machaela said:

Reduce the heat to low and leave to simmer for about 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until it reduces and thickens ...

My sex life ?

!!!

1st WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCAVANGING, NEARREST AND A FITH SENTENCE!!!

now...

Max had scrubbed the makeup from his face, revealing a florid complexion and a bulbous nose. (Dark Watch by Clive Cussler)

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I have good skin...

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"And, behold, there came up out of the river seven kine, fatfleshed, and well favoured; and they fed in a meadow."

Uh....

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"As usual I was hornier than a dog in heat, and (out of habit) I started on my way to my ex-girlfriend's bed-with my fingers crossed."

sp

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"The longer you take to aquire the knowledge that your competitors already have, the riskier your venture will be."

ZombieKitten said:

"The longer you take to aquire the knowledge that your competitors already have, the riskier your venture will be."

I was supposed to relate this to my life!

damn it you guys, my venture is risky

smoothcriminal12 said:

"And, behold, there came up out of the river seven kine, fatfleshed, and well favoured; and they fed in a meadow."

Uh....

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Gosh darnit, you're kinky!! x forever

And @ Renhoek

armpit said:

"I had birth control pills," she said.

- Stephen King, "The Stand"

Birth control is something every woman should have.

[Edited 8/8/11 19:36pm]

!!!

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

"The longer you take to aquire the knowledge that your competitors already have, the riskier your venture will be."

I was supposed to relate this to my life!

damn it you guys, my venture is risky

Is it that risky to take photos of old ladies?

imago said:

ZombieKitten said:

I was supposed to relate this to my life!

damn it you guys, my venture is risky

Is it that risky to take photos of old ladies?

they aren't THAT old

ZombieKitten said:

imago said:

Is it that risky to take photos of old ladies?

they aren't THAT old

I'm not even sure why I'm lurking back

imago said:

ZombieKitten said:

they aren't THAT old

I'm not even sure why I'm lurking back

Do pictures count?

johnart said:

Do pictures count?

If it's a photo of a hot, naked, woman, sure!

I like girls you see.

oh dear lawd. I tried it with another book near me.

"He looked at Lolly McKeever, and openned his mouth." (The Pig Did It -- Joseph Caldwell)

erm. I need to see my dentist?

"Rather, does the little finger know itself a member of the hand".

how the F... am i supposed to relate that to my life oh wait i know......

lill finger's friend

FuzzyWitch said:

"Rather, does the little finger know itself a member of the hand".

how the F... am i supposed to relate that to my life oh wait i know......

lill finger's friend

!

Pero no era una pesadilla.

'I laughed to myself at this, not because of his lack of knowledge of the DVD synopsis, but because he began to believe that the DVD was some sort of pornographic material involving a sea captain and sultry wenches.'

Uhh...

Apophysitis refers to a state in which the outgrowth becomes inflamed. ~The Mosby Medical Encyclopedia (I'm at work. )