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ASK Darth Vader ANYTHING (The dark side of the inbox)
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Are you my father? | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: Are you my father? I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. You are pure, you are snow.
We are the useless sluts that they mould. | |
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...and what does that make us? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
My kids LOVE Spaceballs! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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What the fuck...?! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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PurpleJedi said:
...and what does that make us? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
My kids LOVE Spaceballs! You are pure, you are snow.
We are the useless sluts that they mould. | |
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Did u get any royalties from that cool car advert????? And r u in anyway resentful that ur image is being used 2 sell cars. Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Goddamnit, that was my question too.
My question is....why do you breathe like that? Do you have asthma? "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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i have a few questions if that's ok!!!
Darth...
how big is your penis? r u gay? do u cross dress? how often r u errect??? Who is your idol? What is your fav Porn Site? What is your Fav Prince song? When will u b cuming down under? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Prince, why you got to be actin all emo and shit...runnin round in that damned mask and black cape? Why don't you hop off them stilts and release some good music again? "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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your question is awesome too though | |
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what is the nature of dark energy? is it the opposite of gravity? | |
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