Nothing terrible really, other than driving, but one of the first times I smoked pot and drank I got a bit fucked up.

I was standing on the balcony, and this vine was hanging down and kept brushing my forehead and it was getting annoying. For some reason I thought everyone else was as aware of this as I was, so I thought it would be hilarious to attack the plant. So I did I ripped the vine off and tore it up and stomped on it.

I looked at my friends and they were all staring at me like They thought I lost my mind. I had not, but later that night I did lose my cookies.

Years later they still laugh about the time andy attacked the plant

[Edited 8/7/11 22:29pm]

I don't drink.

whistle said:

FuzzyWitch said:

maybe u should get a divorce and then your wife will sleep with u

if not ~ i will

it'll be the best 90 seconds of your day.

show off

armpit said:

I don't drink.

me 2

davetherave6767 said:

What he said

I don't mind being entertained by other orgers stories though

FuzzyWitch said:

armpit said:

I don't drink.

me 2

Just because you don't drink doesn't mean you've never done

anything "out of pocket" at an event or in public (in general).

LadyCasanova said:

FuzzyWitch said:

me 2

Just because you don't drink doesn't mean you've never done

anything "out of pocket" at an event or in public (in general).

me just being me is embarrassing on a daily bases

Last Halloween my friends and I decided to go to this huge Halloween party in San Jose. Being

the person I am, I decided to be symbolic and go as a nun. I got the traditional all black,

none sexy, nun outfit, gloves, and a huge wooden cross to go with it (I actually looked like a

nun, may have missed my calling). Then I added outrageously long eye lashes (looked nice

with the “smokey eyes” look), some deep red lipstick, and put on some outrageous lingerie

to wear under the costume. The nun outfit material that I bought was thin enough that if

I stood in front of a bright light you could clearly see the lingerie.

We got to the party and I was the only nun. I automatically pulled out my bottle of alcohol

and started drinking; people were watching me with a horrified look on their face. At this

point in time not very many people were dancing, more like little clusters of people.

So I went up to the DJ and requested Tootsie Roll by the 69 Boyz (knowing my two other

friends couldn’t resist the song). Soon the 3 of us, while people formed a circle around us,

started doing the Tootsie Roll. I, not really thinking, hiked up the outfit so I could move my

legs correctly…which meant that I ended up flashing my garter belt and stockings to

everyone. Eventually a few guys jumped in and things got nasty quick.

About halfway through the night I found someone dressed as Jesus. I dropped to my

knees in front of him and started praying out loud, still holding my bottle. Some woman

in a Little Bo Peep costume tried to stop me and I pushed her off and told her to fuck off.

My prayer was all about my inappropriate fixation on Jesus (I don't really have one) and

about him “saving” my soul. He and I ended up giving everyone quite the show, grinding

on each other, sharing drink, making out etc while people watched in shock. At one

point I was giving him a lap dance and someone turned the outside lights on (because of

how dark it was outside) which just happened to be behind the chair that Jesus was in.

That made everything under my nun costume visible…

I later found out that the guys girl friend was there dressed as Little Bo Peep…opps.

[Edited 8/8/11 1:03am]

Not anything to report as far as I can remember.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

johnart said:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/wa..._3HFLJRaBA[/youtube]

Oh no, that's not me at all.

Actually, I'll fully admit that I'm a guys worst nightmare when I am really hammered. If we're hanging out and I'm not into you I'll tease the shit outta you and never give it up.

But I don't really drink that much anymore.

Only when you are drunk?

Some truly horrific things, which I shouldnt mention.

.

But saturday night I kissed a friend of mine who is 38!

SexLovely said:

Some truly horrific things, which I shouldnt mention.

.

But saturday night I kissed a friend of mine who is 38!

What's wrong with that?

Or was it a bad kiss?

ugh, many things I'm not proud of!

and a bunch of others that I'm totally proud of!

dJJ said:

SexLovely said:

Some truly horrific things, which I shouldnt mention.

.

But saturday night I kissed a friend of mine who is 38!

What's wrong with that?

Or was it a bad kiss?

Shit, sorry, I shoudlve clarified......well firstly it was just, weird, Ive never kissed anyone older than me before....we're just friends, albeit not particularly close ones....and although she is a very sexy lady she isnt my type. So when I got the flashbacks of the kiss and her asking me back to hers I just felt a tad odd.

.

But oh my christ, thats lame compared to other shit Ive gotten away with!

SexLovely said:

dJJ said:

What's wrong with that?

Or was it a bad kiss?

Shit, sorry, I shoudlve clarified......well firstly it was just, weird, Ive never kissed anyone older than me before....we're just friends, albeit not particularly close ones....and although she is a very sexy lady she isnt my type. So when I got the flashbacks of the kiss and her asking me back to hers I just felt a tad odd.

.

But oh my christ, thats lame compared to other shit Ive gotten away with!

I like to read the juicy stuff

Please, do tell.........

JerseyKRS said:

ugh, many things I'm not proud of!

and a bunch of others that I'm totally proud of!

Aww c'mon, you're Jers the Porcelain God Slayer... tell us a tale...

dJJ said:

JustErin said:

Oh no, that's not me at all.

Actually, I'll fully admit that I'm a guys worst nightmare when I am really hammered. If we're hanging out and I'm not into you I'll tease the shit outta you and never give it up.

But I don't really drink that much anymore.

Only when you are drunk?

When I was drunk, we are hanging out due to some weird circumstance and they were interested and I was not.

If I was sober, I wouldn't be there in the first place.

dJJ said:

SexLovely said:

Shit, sorry, I shoudlve clarified......well firstly it was just, weird, Ive never kissed anyone older than me before....we're just friends, albeit not particularly close ones....and although she is a very sexy lady she isnt my type. So when I got the flashbacks of the kiss and her asking me back to hers I just felt a tad odd.

.

But oh my christ, thats lame compared to other shit Ive gotten away with!

I like to read the juicy stuff

Please, do tell.........

Ummmmm, well, there is a definite limit to what i can divulge.

Recently I was drunk in the back of a taxi - one of the ones with the pull-out seat behind the driver - and for some reason I couldn't stay on the goddamn seat. I fell off everytime we rounded a corner. I was literally being thrown all over the place and it hurt, and I couldn't work out why I couldn't stay upright. Obviously my friends found it hillarious... so I couldn't help laughing although I was totally fucking confused.

There are too many drunken adventures to list... And I can honestly say that when I look back on some of my drunken nights out, I mostly laugh my arse off.

johnart said:

Ive done so much while but the most OUT OF CHARACTER I'd say was pee off a hotel balcony since I'm pee shy.

That's funny! I was at a bar in Denver that had a crazy line going to the bathroom, so i took a piss on the bar while I waited for my cocktail! And I'm pee shy too!

benjaminira said:

johnart said:

Ive done so much while but the most OUT OF CHARACTER I'd say was pee off a hotel balcony since I'm pee shy.

That's funny! I was at a bar in Denver that had a crazy line going to the bathroom, so i took a piss on the bar while I waited for my cocktail! And I'm pee shy too!

One of the clubs that I used to go to had a long troff that about four men could stand at and piss at the same time. And to make damn sure that you got to see all their dicks, they put a long mirror on the wall in front of it. I used to get drunk as hell up in there drinking up beer as fast as I could trying to make myself have to piss.

whistle said:

FuzzyWitch said:

maybe u should get a divorce and then your wife will sleep with u

if not ~ i will

it'll be the best 90 seconds of your day.

NDRU said:

Nothing terrible really, other than driving, but one of the first times I smoked pot and drank I got a bit fucked up.

I was standing on the balcony, and this vine was hanging down and kept brushing my forehead and it was getting annoying. For some reason I thought everyone else was as aware of this as I was, so I thought it would be hilarious to attack the plant. So I did I ripped the vine off and tore it up and stomped on it.

I looked at my friends and they were all staring at me like They thought I lost my mind. I had not, but later that night I did lose my cookies.

Years later they still laugh about the time andy attacked the plant

[Edited 8/7/11 22:29pm]

oh. my. god. i am suddenly seeing you in a completely. different. light plant basher

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

Nothing terrible really, other than driving, but one of the first times I smoked pot and drank I got a bit fucked up.

I was standing on the balcony, and this vine was hanging down and kept brushing my forehead and it was getting annoying. For some reason I thought everyone else was as aware of this as I was, so I thought it would be hilarious to attack the plant. So I did I ripped the vine off and tore it up and stomped on it.

I looked at my friends and they were all staring at me like They thought I lost my mind. I had not, but later that night I did lose my cookies.

Years later they still laugh about the time andy attacked the plant

[Edited 8/7/11 22:29pm]

oh. my. god. i am suddenly seeing you in a completely. different. light plant basher

vainandy said:

benjaminira said:

That's funny! I was at a bar in Denver that had a crazy line going to the bathroom, so i took a piss on the bar while I waited for my cocktail! And I'm pee shy too!

One of the clubs that I used to go to had a long troff that about four men could stand at and piss at the same time. And to make damn sure that you got to see all their dicks, they put a long mirror on the wall in front of it. I used to get drunk as hell up in there drinking up beer as fast as I could trying to make myself have to piss.

I wish you lived in California, to be more specific...I wish you lived

in the Bay Area so we could hang out. I know some VERY hairy men...

Wish I remembered

Enjoyed dubstep.