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Joke of the Day v.2 A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucking the cone". To which little Billy replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like YOUR thinking". | |
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I heard that joke a couple years ago, althom. 
But, it still made me smile a bit.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Is this the greatest joke, or what?  | |
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I give this joke 5 stars. | |
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I would like to lodge a complaint about this joke. | |
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Lleena said: I would like to lodge a complaint about this joke.
Why? It's not an English kid in the joke. | |
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althom said: Lleena said: I would like to lodge a complaint about this joke.
Why? It's not an English kid in the joke. Exactly. hmmm..I hope my complaint has been duly noted. Why do I have to edit? [This message was edited Thu Feb 13 18:35:00 PST 2003 by Lleena] | |
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Lleena said: althom said: Lleena said: I would like to lodge a complaint about this joke.
Why? It's not an English kid in the joke. Exactly. hmmm..I hope my complaint has been duly noted. althom quickly asks Ian Nope! He thinks it's a great joke too. | |
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althom said: Lleena said: althom said: Lleena said: I would like to lodge a complaint about this joke.
Why? It's not an English kid in the joke. Exactly. hmmm..I hope my complaint has been duly noted. althom quickly asks Ian Nope! He thinks it's a great joke too.  | |
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althom said: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucking the cone". To which little Billy replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like YOUR thinking". How come you didn't email this to me so I could post it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucking the cone". To which little Billy replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like YOUR thinking". How come you didn't email this to me so I could post it. I've decided to give you the crappy ones and keep the good ones for myself. I want all the glory. Ha!  | |
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