Grandma's deaf....

The kid's away at school...

BUT the freeloader in my home decided to buy a busted ass car and now has no job again and no car.... and I won't be able to get busy with my own houseguest the way I would like to. And since freeloader in my home sucks up all the food and stays up all night and has no money to pay any bills, I'm too broke for a hotel....

Is there some type of freeloader Raid?

No see.... you are a better woman than me...

dude would be an uncomfortable mutha in that car while I get my groove on... ALLLLLLL night if need be.

Heck I gotta bike ready to donate .....dude can ride to and from work... he'll need to come to Boston to get it though.

If theyre that much of a freeloader tell him U saw a £5 note being blown down the road, then lock him out. Bingo!!

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Or discretely say, "please leave for a bit...'cause ya know....got something to attend to... "

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Chloroform him.....not the houseguest, the freeloader....then away!

gurl I would love to ship her to Boston!!!!

Can't you go to dude's house?

SexLovely said:

If theyre that much of a freeloader tell him U saw a £5 note being blown down the road, then lock him out. Bingo!!

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Or discretely say, "please leave for a bit...'cause ya know....got something to attend to... "

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Chloroform him.....not the houseguest, the freeloader....then away!

I like you! A LOT!

Is it your house? Then fuck 'em. I'd be screamin' til I brought the rafters down.

SCNDLS said:

Can't you go to dude's house?

he's visiting me from another state lol!! Trust if I could, I so would!!

Cant your guest put up for a hotel room?

BklynBabe said:

gurl I would love to ship her to Boston!!!!

Vendetta1 said:

Is it your house? Then fuck 'em. I'd be screamin' til I brought the rafters down.

I remember your snoring....it's not like your fam would know the difference.....

Have a nice little outdoor fuck session in some park.

BklynBabe said:

SCNDLS said:

Can't you go to dude's house?

he's visiting me from another state lol!! Trust if I could, I so would!!

Oh! Well, he betta pay for a room if he want some ass. You're a lady!

tinaz said:

Cant your guest put up for a hotel room?

he might....

it wouldn't even be an issue though except for one person....

JustErin said:

Have a nice little outdoor fuck session in some park.

well that'll probably happen too....

wait! I'm a lady!!!

BklynBabe said:

Vendetta1 said:

Is it your house? Then fuck 'em. I'd be screamin' til I brought the rafters down.

I remember your snoring....it's not like your fam would know the difference.....

See, I'm trying to be on your side and you gotta go there.

And there is a big difference between my snoring and my sexing.

@Vendtta I still wuv u!!

BklynBabe said:

@Vendtta I still wuv u!!

it's not even that the freeloader is in the house. it's the fact that she's loud all night, has her loud ass friends over whenever, walks around in a towel or booty shorts, doesn't wash her dishes or clean up after herself and lays around most of the day, usually on the couch of course.....

I'm more embarrassed to have my friend see this bullshit behavior than for what we gonna do. WE grown, we know how to be quiet and if it gets dire we probably will just go to a cheap motel up the block, but the truth is I shouldn't have to run from my home because of a freeloader!!! If the kid was home that would be one thing, but he's not.

BklynBabe said:

it's not even that the freeloader is in the house. it's the fact that she's loud all night, has her loud ass friends over whenever, walks around in a towel or booty shorts, doesn't wash her dishes or clean up after herself and lays around most of the day, usually on the couch of course.....

I'm more embarrassed to have my friend see this bullshit behavior than for what we gonna do. WE grown, we know how to be quiet and if it gets dire we probably will just go to a cheap motel up the block, but the truth is I shouldn't have to run from my home because of a freeloader!!! If the kid was home that would be one thing, but he's not.

Not paying rent AND having company? WTF?

BklynBabe said:

it's not even that the freeloader is in the house. it's the fact that she's loud all night, has her loud ass friends over whenever, walks around in a towel or booty shorts, doesn't wash her dishes or clean up after herself and lays around most of the day, usually on the couch of course.....

I'm more embarrassed to have my friend see this bullshit behavior than for what we gonna do. WE grown, we know how to be quiet and if it gets dire we probably will just go to a cheap motel up the block, but the truth is I shouldn't have to run from my home because of a freeloader!!! If the kid was home that would be one thing, but he's not.

See if any of your friends can spare a bed for 1 night.

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Or chase the girl outa ya house with a baseball bat!!!!

guuuuurl!!! Imma truly 2 seconds away from saying fuck family and tossing her out on her fat ass like everyone else has....I'm trying to honor my sister's memory but it's just irking me.

I cannot wait until the youngun is grown. I am SOOOOO outta wherever and family better just have their shit together because I will not be giving a shit!!

BklynBabe said:

guuuuurl!!! Imma truly 2 seconds away from saying fuck family and tossing her out on her fat ass like everyone else has....I'm trying to honor my sister's memory but it's just irking me.

I cannot wait until the youngun is grown. I am SOOOOO outta wherever and family better just have their shit together because I will not be giving a shit!!

So your "freeloader" is a minor? Or you mean your kid?

the freeloader is the grown sister of the youngun....

BklynBabe said:

the freeloader is the grown sister of the youngun....

Ok, now I'm even more confused.

BklynBabe said:

the freeloader is the grown sister of the youngun....

OH!!! I get it now. I was wondering why you hadn't tossed her out on her ass.

well after she got the car she was supposed to be moving out. then she lost her job (who the hell gets fired from fast food restaurants on the regular?). then the car died. so I had hope she would be gone by now.....

but you know Ivy, it is getting ridiculous. it's one thing to need assistance to get back on your feet, and a whole different thing to just freeload.

BklynBabe said:

it's not even that the freeloader is in the house. it's the fact that she's loud all night, has her loud ass friends over whenever, walks around in a towel or booty shorts, doesn't wash her dishes or clean up after herself and lays around most of the day, usually on the couch of course.....

I'm more embarrassed to have my friend see this bullshit behavior than for what we gonna do. WE grown, we know how to be quiet and if it gets dire we probably will just go to a cheap motel up the block, but the truth is I shouldn't have to run from my home because of a freeloader!!! If the kid was home that would be one thing, but he's not.

Honesty is the best policy. Tell her what you need to do (everyone's grown right?) and then tell her to go stay with one of those "friends" that she has over at your place. Or as SCNDLS suggested, have bruh spring for a room....and not a damn motel up the damn street either. PLEASE!!!!

Is this your sister? Only a sibling could be allowed to freeload like that and not be ashamed. If it is your sister just say these words to her - "i'm telling momma" or "daddy" (whichever parent laid the law down in the house). She'll have a flashback and snap right out of it!!!

Enjoy!

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BklynBabe said:

well after she got the car she was supposed to be moving out. then she lost her job (who the hell gets fired from fast food restaurants on the regular?). then the car died. so I had hope she would be gone by now.....

but you know Ivy, it is getting ridiculous. it's one thing to need assistance to get back on your feet, and a whole different thing to just freeload.

Oh see... you need to make her uncomfortable or else she'll NEVER move out.

She'll stay as long as things are good for her.

I'd give her a million unreasonable rules and she'd have a curfew. She'd be out lickety split on her own accord and never come back.

[Edited 8/3/11 18:19pm]

Have rent and food subisdies been cut off in your state? She should really think about applying.