I'll be a good friend and hold your while you shop around.

It's a good thing you didn't COME out at work or you'd have a lot of splainin' to do Lucy.

[Edited 8/3/11 22:24pm]

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

Generally, I hate people.

...You know what? Maybe I hate people too, as personal experience has shown me that neither gender has many redeeming qualities....

JustErin said:

Spinlight said:

I don't really understand what any woman gets out of anal sex. With men, the prostate makes anal sex feel... I assume what vaginal sex feels like.

From the perspective of a man, our main source of sexual arousal is an appendage and that changes how the sensations feel from when the source of arousal is internal. For instance, topping is a very different experience than bottoming.

But women don't have an erogenous zone in their anus, so why would they even be inclined to do it? I would presume it is just the feeling of pooping with no attached direct sexual arousal.

Many women have more intense orgasms while having anal. Getting it from behind will stimulate your g-spot...even easier than vaginal intercourse.

So yes, women do experience real pleasure from anal sex.

JustErin said:

The thing about anal is you have to be into it 100%. If you're even the slightest unsure about it, you're not going to enjoy it. You need to be totally relaxed physically and mentally.

I would guess that most women who complain about it do so because they probably didn't even really want to do it in the first place and were just trying to please their partner.

x 2

paintedlady said:

JustErin said:

The thing about anal is you have to be into it 100%. If you're even the slightest unsure about it, you're not going to enjoy it. You need to be totally relaxed physically and mentally.

I would guess that most women who complain about it do so because they probably didn't even really want to do it in the first place and were just trying to please their partner.

naw I was relaxed... I wonder if my episotomy got in the way of that. I honestly think nerve endings may have been severed.

I dunno.... I'll blame it on a broke pussy.

[Edited 8/3/11 19:35pm]

"Don't blame it on the moonlight.........blame it on a broke pussy."

WHAT

THE

HELL

HAPPENNED

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MY

THREAD????

imago said:

WHAT

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HAPPENNED

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MY

THREAD????

IT GOT...

imago said:

WHAT

THE

HELL

HAPPENNED

To

MY

THREAD????

It was pre-empted by the Watersports thread.....

HotGritz said:

Boys Like Girls. I think that's a band.

I think it was " Boy Meets Girl" and it was a husband and wife team.

paintedlady said:

JustErin said:

The thing about anal is you have to be into it 100%. If you're even the slightest unsure about it, you're not going to enjoy it. You need to be totally relaxed physically and mentally.

I would guess that most women who complain about it do so because they probably didn't even really want to do it in the first place and were just trying to please their partner.

naw I was relaxed... I wonder if my episotomy got in the way of that. I honestly think nerve endings may have been severed.

I dunno.... I'll blame it on a broke pussy.

[Edited 8/3/11 19:35pm]

I just googled that.

just made me remember. When I was like 12 or something. I had an anal abcess. FUCKIN GROSS and PPPAAIIINNNFFFUUULLL. That fuckin Dr. Lanced it right there in the exam room. I scramed like a little girl. Then he proceeded to try to stuff packing material in it. I kicked the fucker...LITERALLY. I think they gave me some valium or something after that. I remember I got a shot, and I calmed the fuck down...QUICK...didn't give much of a care. He also sprayed the area...fuck it...he sprayed my asshole with some kind of numbing agent...it didn't work great, but it worked. It eventually got done. The people in the lobby musta heard my "antics" cuz alot of them were wide eyed and looked apprehensive when I passed thru the lobby to the car when all was done.

imagine a 12 y/o boy in stirrups...

BobGeorge909 said:

paintedlady said:

naw I was relaxed... I wonder if my episotomy got in the way of that. I honestly think nerve endings may have been severed.

I dunno.... I'll blame it on a broke pussy.

[Edited 8/3/11 19:35pm]

I just googled that.

just made me remember. When I was like 12 or something. I had an anal abcess. FUCKIN GROSS and PPPAAIIINNNFFFUUULLL. That fuckin Dr. Lanced it right there in the exam room. I scramed like a little girl. Then he proceeded to try to stuff packing material in it. I kicked the fucker...LITERALLY. I think they gave me some valium or something after that. I remember I got a shot, and I calmed the fuck down...QUICK...didn't give much of a care. He also sprayed the area...fuck it...he sprayed my asshole with some kind of numbing agent...it didn't work great, but it worked. It eventually got done. The people in the lobby musta heard my "antics" cuz alot of them were wide eyed and looked apprehensive when I passed thru the lobby to the car when all was done.

imagine a 12 y/o boy in stirrups...

Damn!

I had that done while giving birth to my eldest child @ 19. I had this cocky bitch assed surgeon/hack sliced me from hole to hole. Took me a whole week to build up the nerve to take a shit. I was terrified because I had stitches in my butt.

Stayed in the hospital for a week, they removed the stitches and send me home with a hemorrhoid the size of a softball. :-X It was awful.

I know women that had c-sections done with fewer issues. That bitch cut me deep. Still have the scar.

paintedlady said:

Damn!

I had that done while giving birth to my eldest child @ 19. I had this cocky bitch assed surgeon/hack sliced me from hole to hole. Took me a whole week to build up the nerve to take a shit. I was terrified because I had stitches in my butt.

Stayed in the hospital for a week, they removed the stitches and send me home with a hemorrhoid the size of a softball. :-X It was awful.

I know women that had c-sections done with fewer issues. That bitch cut me deep. Still have the scar.

Sorry to read that. Must have been a horrible experience, not the pinky cloud that people tell you about in advance.

Stories like yours convince me. No babies for me! I'm so scared of those kind of things. I don't want to mess with that area.

dJJ said:

paintedlady said:

Damn!

I had that done while giving birth to my eldest child @ 19. I had this cocky bitch assed surgeon/hack sliced me from hole to hole. Took me a whole week to build up the nerve to take a shit. I was terrified because I had stitches in my butt.

Stayed in the hospital for a week, they removed the stitches and send me home with a hemorrhoid the size of a softball. :-X It was awful.

I know women that had c-sections done with fewer issues. That bitch cut me deep. Still have the scar.

Sorry to read that. Must have been a horrible experience, not the pinky cloud that people tell you about in advance.

Stories like yours convince me. No babies for me! I'm so scared of those kind of things. I don't want to mess with that area.

Besides the episiotomy, and the butt problems my deliveries were easy. I had two more children and those births were relatively easy.

I wish that butcher didn't slice me... she was a jerk. She was mad I wouldn't agree to a c-section.

I wouldn't be scared... its not that bad to give birth. Toothache pain is worse.

Fuck, I kinda miss my ex-girlfriend; or maybe it's that I just miss looking at her. I am somewhat shallow.

Spinlight said:

I don't really understand what any woman gets out of anal sex. With men, the prostate makes anal sex feel... I assume what vaginal sex feels like.

But women don't have an erogenous zone in their anus, so why would they even be inclined to do it? I would presume it is just the feeling of pooping with no attached direct sexual arousal.

Vaginal sex to me feels like nothing much - the inside of the vagina feels like the inside of your mouth, it's made to take a pounding I could take it or leave it.

The main erogenous zone is in the brain.

paintedlady said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I just googled that.

just made me remember. When I was like 12 or something. I had an anal abcess. FUCKIN GROSS and PPPAAIIINNNFFFUUULLL. That fuckin Dr. Lanced it right there in the exam room. I scramed like a little girl. Then he proceeded to try to stuff packing material in it. I kicked the fucker...LITERALLY. I think they gave me some valium or something after that. I remember I got a shot, and I calmed the fuck down...QUICK...didn't give much of a care. He also sprayed the area...fuck it...he sprayed my asshole with some kind of numbing agent...it didn't work great, but it worked. It eventually got done. The people in the lobby musta heard my "antics" cuz alot of them were wide eyed and looked apprehensive when I passed thru the lobby to the car when all was done.

imagine a 12 y/o boy in stirrups...

Damn!

I had that done while giving birth to my eldest child @ 19. I had this cocky bitch assed surgeon/hack sliced me from hole to hole. Took me a whole week to build up the nerve to take a shit. I was terrified because I had stitches in my butt.

Stayed in the hospital for a week, they removed the stitches and send me home with a hemorrhoid the size of a softball. :-X It was awful.

I know women that had c-sections done with fewer issues. That bitch cut me deep. Still have the scar.

it's true, I had a c-section (not without it's complications ) but the episiotomy I had next was far worse in terms of pain during recovery time. It was like sitting on a papercut with lemon juice in it, and that was 14 days afterwards!!! I tore naturally with third kid, and that was the least painful of all 3 stitching ups. I'm a mess downstairs

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

Damn!

I had that done while giving birth to my eldest child @ 19. I had this cocky bitch assed surgeon/hack sliced me from hole to hole. Took me a whole week to build up the nerve to take a shit. I was terrified because I had stitches in my butt.

Stayed in the hospital for a week, they removed the stitches and send me home with a hemorrhoid the size of a softball. :-X It was awful.

I know women that had c-sections done with fewer issues. That bitch cut me deep. Still have the scar.

it's true, I had a c-section (not without it's complications ) but the episiotomy I had next was far worse in terms of pain during recovery time. It was like sitting on a papercut with lemon juice in it, and that was 14 days afterwards!!! I tore naturally with third kid, and that was the least painful of all 3 stitching ups. I'm a mess downstairs

And im the total opposite If they didnt tell me they were sewing up my episiotomy after my son was born, i wold of never known it was there.. never bothered me... My C-section on the other hand was pure HELL!

Interesting fact... When my daughter was having my grandson, i was there for the whole birth and the doctor kept squirting some kind of oil on her perinium and massaging it... After he came out he was sewing her up and I asked why he didnt do an episiotomy, he kinda went... thats old school, we dont do that much anymore... He was older than I was But I was shocked cuz I always heard you would tear really bad, but she didnt, she only tore a little, not sure how many stitches cuz by that point I was focused on my new baby

tinaz said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's true, I had a c-section (not without it's complications ) but the episiotomy I had next was far worse in terms of pain during recovery time. It was like sitting on a papercut with lemon juice in it, and that was 14 days afterwards!!! I tore naturally with third kid, and that was the least painful of all 3 stitching ups. I'm a mess downstairs

And im the total opposite If they didnt tell me they were sewing up my episiotomy after my son was born, i wold of never known it was there.. never bothered me... My C-section on the other hand was pure HELL!

Interesting fact... When my daughter was having my grandson, i was there for the whole birth and the doctor kept squirting some kind of oil on her perinium and massaging it... After he came out he was sewing her up and I asked why he didnt do an episiotomy, he kinda went... thats old school, we dont do that much anymore... He was older than I was But I was shocked cuz I always heard you would tear really bad, but she didnt, she only tore a little, not sure how many stitches cuz by that point I was focused on my new baby

it's apparently easier for the body to heal up a rough edge than a scalpel straight one, it may scar more, who knows, but there are reasons why they don't do it, one is that you might NOT tear, or only tear a tiny bit, and you got one for NOTHING

ZombieKitten said:

tinaz said:

And im the total opposite If they didnt tell me they were sewing up my episiotomy after my son was born, i wold of never known it was there.. never bothered me... My C-section on the other hand was pure HELL!

Interesting fact... When my daughter was having my grandson, i was there for the whole birth and the doctor kept squirting some kind of oil on her perinium and massaging it... After he came out he was sewing her up and I asked why he didnt do an episiotomy, he kinda went... thats old school, we dont do that much anymore... He was older than I was But I was shocked cuz I always heard you would tear really bad, but she didnt, she only tore a little, not sure how many stitches cuz by that point I was focused on my new baby

it's apparently easier for the body to heal up a rough edge than a scalpel straight one, it may scar more, who knows, but there are reasons why they don't do it, one is that you might NOT tear, or only tear a tiny bit, and you got one for NOTHING

That makes sense... Isnt it crazy how your body naturally numbs it down there during childbirth!

tinaz said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's apparently easier for the body to heal up a rough edge than a scalpel straight one, it may scar more, who knows, but there are reasons why they don't do it, one is that you might NOT tear, or only tear a tiny bit, and you got one for NOTHING

That makes sense... Isnt it crazy how your body naturally numbs it down there during childbirth!

you mean the perineum and vulva? That stuff doesn't hurt noticeably because the uterus contracting and cervix opening drowns it all out in excruciation!!!

ZombieKitten said:

tinaz said:

That makes sense... Isnt it crazy how your body naturally numbs it down there during childbirth!

you mean the perineum and vulva? That stuff doesn't hurt noticeably because the uterus contracting and cervix opening drowns it all out in excruciation!!!

Gotta love childbirth!!

tinaz said:

ZombieKitten said:

you mean the perineum and vulva? That stuff doesn't hurt noticeably because the uterus contracting and cervix opening drowns it all out in excruciation!!!

Gotta love childbirth!!

I'd rather give birth than climb Mt Fuji

Pr1nceQuik said:

Imago.

Are you a man or a woman?

Imago is something that you'll never understand.

ZombieKitten said:

tinaz said:

Gotta love childbirth!!

I'd rather give birth than climb Mt Fuji

Totally! Childbirth doesnt take as long!

garganta said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Imago.

Are you a man or a woman?

Imago is something that you'll never understand.

garganta said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Imago.

Are you a man or a woman?

Imago is something that you'll never understand.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

imago said:

WHAT

THE

HELL

HAPPENNED

To

MY

THREAD????

It was pre-empted by the Watersports thread.....

Having just gotten off the watersports thread this is beyond funny to me!!!!

johnart said:

I'll be a good friend and hold your while you shop around.

It's a good thing you didn't COME out at work or you'd have a lot of splainin' to do Lucy.

[Edited 8/3/11 22:24pm]

You truly are a good friend (and an older and wiser one too).

imago said:

I'm not sure how the hell this stupid thing happened,

but I've lost interest in men.

I don't hate men. I don't distrust men.

I just don't think about them right now.

Does this ever happen to you folks?

You lose interest in one sex and gravitate towards another

almost exclusively?

You know what. I'm signing off to watch some porn.

I don't know if this is relevant or not but it is my experience anyway.

I was born into a very Catholic family and almost all of my cousins got married and started having kids in their early 20's. I knew I was not ready for that. I hated all the stupid ass questions about whether or not I had a boyfriend. I just liked hanging out with my girlfriends. I decided that what would be perfect would be if I was gay. I decided i was gay. I had tons of lesbian friends, they didn' t think I was gay they thought I was asexual. I never ever had any chemistry with a women. Sure some were more attractive to me then others (prefered bulldaggers). Anyway at 38 I finally admitted that I was straight, no shit all true!!

oh... now I get it...