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hihihi,
Well on both accounts, these people didn't listen to the cats!
They asked for it. They made the cats do it. 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Yeah but the first one too (the baby sitter)? I don't think so lol
oh wait... here is the link to it
http://www.youtube.com/wa...ATogM8p3FM
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Been around dogs all my life, so I guess so yes. I'm not saying cats can't be nice pets to have, but I like dogs better.
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Oh shit, this thread was about imago liking girls
sorry for hijacking your thread man! | |
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I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Yeah. I wanna know what species has such awful punctuation. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Women are less emotionally destructive to their partners. If a woman loves you, she loves the shit outta you and is very supportive emotionally, all that good stuff.
Down side is, women are really really possessive and suffocating and whiny and they always think up something to argue about. The only time I ever felt like I couldn't breathe was when I was mixed up with a female.
Men are way less smothering, but they aren't as loving; they put you through changes and fuck you up and will do all kinds of shit to you.
So it's kinda like, pick your poison.
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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Well, I'm not sure what species does have punctuation at all other than humans.
The turn of phrase I was referring to indicates that humans are obsessed with finality and finiteness. Humans obsess over the beginning and the end (religion) and the labels to which they adhere (gender, gender roles, sexuality, orientation).
Humans are, of course, like all mammals in that they exhibit bisexual tendencies yet humans seem to be a bit reticent when it comes to admitting homo-sex attraction. Furthermore, society enforces gender roles (which consequently enforce sexual orientation) upon their children so when they grow up, their preference is the norm for them even though it was likely akin to training a monkey to speak.
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You ass. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I've never been with a guy, but I'm married to a Thai woman, and on that basis alone I feel fairly confident when I say GTFOH. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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...Somebody tells the truth at long last! "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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...............as oppoosed to what? I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Do you not EVER use spell check?? | |
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I forgot to add too that there's a difference between how each gender usually leaves a relationship.
Women get all weird and make scenes and act out and stuff. Guys just leave. I think it's because women tend to emotionally invest so deeply that when it's over they're a lot more hurt and have a more difficult time dealing, so it gets really weird and really messy, really fast.
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That's pretty black/white statement for your standards...
Not all women are hysterics. Not all women lack personality and have to make up for that with their sexuality
I've had different experiences. Also easy going and communicative ladies with gentle goodbeys and drama kings crying at my front door. It also is age related imo. The younger the more drama. 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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You should be pleased, its much easier being straight i would think. Maybe you haven't met the right woman. I remember hearing about this French woman in the 60s who went around 'converting' gay guys, she said that the reason they were gay is becayse they hadn't met the right woman/didn't know any better....hmmm
I think its mass hypocrisy when gay people tend to be grossed out by vaginas when they are much more hygenic than assholes.
I would also generalise to say that women tend to be more empathetic while I think guys tend to be more into the sex act and not the romantic stuff, so in terms of a relationship I would think it must be much more difficult to be with a guy, not to mention the social stigma in admitting it to your family etc.....
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. --Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones ...
I couldn't agree with this sentiment more.
If you can hold on and beat um' down after a two decades are so some men smartin' up and realize if you're happy... they'll be happy. "Yes dear".... marital / relationship bliss.
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Are you taking out your boredom on me or sometihng? As your husband said, it's annoying. | |
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I never said anything about sexuality lol, and my ex-girlfriend wasn't the slutty type. Just extremely beautiful... and batshit-crazy.
Yeah, I'm not saying anything is 100 percent one way or the other. I'm just saying that most women are that way and most men.
*looks for the nearest exit and runs like hell*
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I hate people. | |
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All of this generalizing makes me sad... "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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Generally, I hate people. | |
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"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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But uhh... don't tell anybody I did that. They might start thinkin' I'm friendly or somethin'. | |
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We ain't gotta be friends to do that.
I think angry sex would be better with you anyway. | |
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