RKJCNE said:

dJJ said:

so0 wherenshould I mconcetratenon?

on typing with two fingers?

It really taikes so0 muchy time to ty-e concentraded, really, i think it"s so much faster to ty-e as a drunjk chick and we'll se e tomorrow what the mess is.

I'/,m not posting neeekkid anywy so no harm done.

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right?

As long as your clothes are on you're good

It takes for ever, but I feel like it's not to hard to type if you focus.

I focus for a very clear cut post. However it is no fun because it takes a really long time for one sengtence and there is not even a joke in it.

sorry, but hat ius soooo boring. I will just dikeep on posting drunk,

iu wull eduit it rtoimorrow.

I';m short of icecream

Machaela said:

Drunk ... last time was 26 years ago

A slight buzz perhaps 2 months ago (?) ~ I made blackberry mojitos

Really?

This one is for you sweety, because you are a great person, and I wish I could comfort you a little because you had to say goodbey to your mom. Still think about you, babe! You are great.

CallMeCarrie said:

dJJ said:

this one I'm karaokeing for you darling!!!!!!!!

Just imagine, and you will have fun in that far away place you are

You are the best, sweetie!!!

Will you come visit me?

Love u!!!!!!!

However, I have to admit, you are better of imaginaing that I sing that song for you than actually having me in the same room singing!

The kids of my friends even politely ask me not to sing any childrenhymnns for them, hahahaha, they cover their ears if I start to sing........

Well, I do love singing this song for you honey, on a hot beach at Buenos Aeros.

(this took me a long time to type)

Anbd i'M verty proud of myself for positng it without htat many drunking errores.

you're drunk??

TOTALLY time to photoho!!!

OMG like I'm totally drankin!!!

last time I got drunk was a few months ago...or maybe a couple of months. i saw something and I found it both very enlightening and very confusing at the same time if you know what I mean. It was something that filled me with such envious emotions that I felt the devil was making a mockery of my life and rubbing my face in all my pain and failure and I wanted to die. I was SO mad. I was SO FUCKING mad... and if anybody else had been in my shoes they would have felt the same way I think, but shit happens, right? ou gotta be patient with these things and try to get perspective before completely losing your marbles and it is NOT a good time to drink... however, I desperately needed to change the way i felt at that moment because I had already given myself a migraine and chest pains i was so upset... I just knew that i needed to change the way i felt.

So to the fridge i went to find some old ass cheap wine that i bought so long ago i don't even know where it came from... and i drank it... and I had taken something else earlier for some other reason... advil perhaps... anyway... long story short I got so sick I thought i was going to die.

anyway... after the entire ordeal, it seems someone got wind of what had transpired (who is usually way too busy to acknowledge much of what goes on around here) and some issues got addressed and i don't know about the rest... still bit of an issue but perspectives are really being worked on around here as priority because of crazy things going on lately, which is out of my control but the main thing is... I have discovered better ways of circumventing things like this s long as i have to be in an environment where there is such provocation. I have to spend so much time sorting out problems others just create for fun to the point where i can barely concentrate on things i need to do in my house.

Anyway... I won't be drinking anymore crappy wine when someone takes a dump all over my world... i'm smart enough to figure out how to counteract their bullshit to where there is NOTHING they can do about it. Plus I have a hell of a problem solver on my side even though I hardly ever have a chance to spend any time with him... which also makes things incredibly difficult and unsavory... but it is what it is.

[Edited 8/1/11 21:00pm]

RenHoek said:

you're drunk??

TOTALLY time to photoho!!!

honey,I can barely type, let alone take a picture, scan it, upload and post it here!

I don't have all those skills.

and it is so much more fun to imagine how I look than to spoil it with the ugly truth

You are not my ex who just read the court order are you?

(sorry, sinister joke, had fun about it on my own)

CM7 said:

last time I got drunk was a few months ago...or maybe a couple of months. i saw something and I found it both very enlightening and very confusing at the same time if you know what I mean. It was something that filled me with such envious emotions that I felt the devil was making a mockery of my life and rubbing my face in all my pain and failure and I wanted to die. I was SO mad. I was SO FUCKING mad...

dJJ said:

dJJ said:

You are not my ex who just read the court order are you?

(sorry, sinister joke, had fun about it on my own)

CM7 said:

last time I got drunk was a few months ago...or maybe a couple of months. i saw something and I found it both very enlightening and very confusing at the same time if you know what I mean. It was something that filled me with such envious emotions that I felt the devil was making a mockery of my life and rubbing my face in all my pain and failure and I wanted to die. I was SO mad. I was SO FUCKING mad...

Would it make you nervous if I told you I was?

johnart said:

OMG like I'm totally drankin!!!

Look at Carrie being all drunk

CM7 said:

dJJ said:

You are not my ex who just read the court order are you?

(sorry, sinister joke, had fun about it on my own)

Would it make you nervous if I told you I was?

Hahahaha, no, that would be hilarious! When are you finally going to sign the damn papers?

dJJ said:

johnart said:

OMG like I'm totally drankin!!!

dJJ said:

CM7 said:

Would it make you nervous if I told you I was?

Hahahaha, no, that would be hilarious! When are you finally going to sign the damn papers?

Oh...ok, I can see there was no intimidation in your previous relationship.

CM7 said:

dJJ said:

Hahahaha, no, that would be hilarious! When are you finally going to sign the damn papers?

Oh...ok, I can see there was no intimidation in your previous relationship.

Not anymore............

So, what are your plans for today?

Renovating your house?

ZombieKitten said:

dJJ said:

Is that a good sexual thing you did?

A pash is just a kiss with tongue I don't even remember doing it, I just got told all about it later on

french kissing girls is a good thing.

Shame you don't remember. That is a good excuse to do it again!

So, you didn't go for her breast? Those are the fun things about girls. Next time grab her breast!

Massage them gently and you will get hooked, really!

I don't feel very well.

Actually, I feel kind of very bad.

Headache.

Nousiaous.

I feel a little bit sick.

O lawd.

I'ts 7 in the morning over here. I think I'm going to try to get some sleep now.

I really don't feel very good. Maybe there is something in my stomach that does not need to be there.

Maybe I had just a little bit too much of that nice white wine.

more than my body can handle

I need some positive thoughts to my stomach and general physical wellbeing

Not going the way I would want it

Can't hold my liquer the way I did 10 years ago

dJJ said:

I need some positive thoughts to my stomach and general physical wellbeing

Not going the way I would want it

Can't hold my liquer the way I did 10 years ago

if you feel nauseous and like you need to barf the best thing you can do is barf... just get it out of your system...

then take some 2 aspirin and drink a litre of water... make the room real dark and sleep it off...

fell better soon...

dJJ said:

CM7 said:

Oh...ok, I can see there was no intimidation in your previous relationship.

Not anymore............

So, what are your plans for today?

Renovating your house?

Oh no, had work today. just had to go get the folks from work as well.

Now i'm reading, going to listen to music and am supposed to practice some energy meditation if I can figure out what I'm doing on this one.

RenHoek said:

dJJ said:

I need some positive thoughts to my stomach and general physical wellbeing

Not going the way I would want it

Can't hold my liquer the way I did 10 years ago

if you feel nauseous and like you need to barf the best thing you can do is barf... just get it out of your system...

then take some 2 aspirin and drink a litre of water... make the room real dark and sleep it off...

fell better soon...

I agree, but I could not handle the aspirin after the upchucking.

That is why i will no longer ever go near zinfindel. I don't drink often anymore but if I get the rare, notion to tie one on and drink something like zinfindel, BYE BYE stomach lining.

dJJ said:

I need some positive thoughts to my stomach and general physical wellbeing

Not going the way I would want it

Can't hold my liquer the way I did 10 years ago

Awww feel better soon!

Maybe a little cracker will help your stomach? I had one. It helped me some.

Cool washcloth on the forehead, too.

CallMeCarrie said:

dJJ said:

I need some positive thoughts to my stomach and general physical wellbeing

Not going the way I would want it

Can't hold my liquer the way I did 10 years ago

Awww feel better soon!

Maybe a little cracker will help your stomach? I had one. It helped me some.

Cool washcloth on the forehead, too.

I'm having a horrible hangover........How are you doing?

Lisa10 said:

Last night. The kids stayed at their grandparents and i let my husband take control of what we were going to do. I got dressed up, because we were going out to eat) and then he announced we were walking into town via the pubs on the way - pubs that i have never been in before. So the first pub was closed, the 2nd pub (after about 2 miles) was hillariously strange.... Then at the next pub i had to take off my heels while we played pool, drank beer and sang along to Guns N Roses. Then we walked the rest of the way into town and went for a curry and drank beer. It was actually really nice. And i didn't get trashed - just nicely drunk. Today i'm taking my shoes to get re-heeled.

Sounds like a great night out!

Lisa10 said:

Last night. The kids stayed at their grandparents and i let my husband take control of what we were going to do. I got dressed up, because we were going out to eat) and then he announced we were walking into town via the pubs on the way - pubs that i have never been in before. So the first pub was closed, the 2nd pub (after about 2 miles) was hillariously strange.... Then at the next pub i had to take off my heels while we played pool, drank beer and sang along to Guns N Roses. Then we walked the rest of the way into town and went for a curry and drank beer. It was actually really nice. And i didn't get trashed - just nicely drunk. Today i'm taking my shoes to get re-heeled.

Sounds like a great night out!

dJJ said:

CallMeCarrie said:

Awww feel better soon!

Maybe a little cracker will help your stomach? I had one. It helped me some.

Cool washcloth on the forehead, too.

I'm having a horrible hangover........How are you doing?

The spot between my eyes hurts.

There has been a rooster crowing outside my window for the last hour.

Make him stooooooooop!

Damn you, limoncello!

CallMeCarrie said:

dJJ said:

I'm having a horrible hangover........How are you doing?

The spot between my eyes hurts.

There has been a rooster crowing outside my window for the last hour.

Make him stooooooooop!

Damn you, limoncello!

Shoot that rooster!

Strange, however, it does make a difference to know that I'm not the only one with a headache.

I still feel the alcohol in my body. I do regret drinking that much. Should have started to drink water and stop with the wine

dJJ said:

CallMeCarrie said:

The spot between my eyes hurts.

There has been a rooster crowing outside my window for the last hour.

Make him stooooooooop!

Damn you, limoncello!

Shoot that rooster!

Strange, however, it does make a difference to know that I'm not the only one with a headache.

I still feel the alcohol in my body. I do regret drinking that much. Should have started to drink water and stop with the wine

We're a cliche`!!! Misery loves company.

We need a new thread for hangover posting, cuz we're bringing this one down!