I set a rat on fire...

i lived alone and had mice, and a young baby, so one of them had to go. the mouse got its head caught int he air vent near the floor so i opend the vent, sprayed roach spray on it and lit it on fire....

lord gawd that was bad. i remember the chill i felt when he took his last breath....lets change the subj shall we??

...Probably the day I was rough-housing with my sister and did one of those sweeping roundhouse kicks on her (imitating Bruce Lee and shit), and ended up dislocating her kneecap. It was just one of those fucking stupid things you do and you should know better; I was old enough to know better too, I was like a teenager, but for whatever reason it never occurred to me that it might actually injure her if I did it. Next thing I know she was on the floor and I looked down at her leg like : .

To this day she still has problems out of that leg. That's one of those things were, if I had the option to go back in time and undo....

SexLovely said:

Teacher said:

Done or something that happened to you? Your thing really falls under "shit (ha ha) that just happens to you in life).

Something that happened to me; When I had my spleen ruptured by a horse kick and had to have emergency surgery. I was in the hospital for a week and I was so weak when they let me out.

Something I did; I'm gonna be boring and say the one time I cheated, or shit I've done on the internet. I'm REALLY ashamed of that. Like REALLY.

I know My example was poor in the grand scheme of things, but i was warming up!

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Holy shit, u nearly got kicked to death by a horse! Have u been doing 1000 sit ups a day since then??

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"Shit youve done on the internet", can u say what, or hint towards it?

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If we're talking shame then dayum.....i shit regret my friend....

All the sex talk I cringe just thinking about it. And the drama, same on that account. I can't believe how I used to behave. But on the plus side at least I didn't go away in shame or created a new account to hide under, I just changed. It's hard to be reminded of things I used to do, so stop it!

Hershe said:

After my cousin got a new Barbie doll and brought it over to play/show it off, I cut off all her hair so it would be uglier than mine.

You know, I hope I never meet you alone in a dark alley!

Whoever spoke about punching their mum in the guts... I knocked my mother unconscious once. She attacked me, trying to strangle me with a broom handle (I guess it was closest to her), she was drunk. I knocked her down and she hit her head. At the time I hated her so much, I just left. Didn't even check to see if she was alive.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Hershe said:

After my cousin got a new Barbie doll and brought it over to play/show it off, I cut off all her hair so it would be uglier than mine.

The doll's hair or your cousin's?

Teacher said:

Hershe said:

Teacher said:

The doll's hair or your cousin's?

Barbie's. And I mean cut down to the scalp! :opps:

Mommy, how come Barbie doesn't have brains?

Admit it, you cut her down to the eyballs

SaraWright10 said:

Dated a married man.

I dated a married woman. I don't know if it's the worst thing I did, but it is not good!

Hershe said:

Teacher said:

The doll's hair or your cousin's?

Barbie's. And I mean cut down to the scalp!

Damn that's mean.

SexLovely, dearest - you still haven't posted something you DID! Own up!

Another bad thing I did, I made my cousin bleed when I was 3 cause I was jealous her big sister was playing with her and not me, I liked her more. And I was jealous of her pink dress and wanted it, I guess I stained it after pinching her so hard it bled,cause she was crying after, changed into something else and we went home....and I didn't get a chance to take it

Teacher said:

Whoever spoke about punching their mum in the guts... I knocked my mother unconscious once. She attacked me, trying to strangle me with a broom handle (I guess it was closest to her), she was drunk. I knocked her down and she hit her head. At the time I hated her so much, I just left. Didn't even check to see if she was alive.

Thanks for understanding what was implied in my post.

Can't say the same for the comment that immediately followed it.

I don't know if this is a very BAD thing or a very GOOD thing.

I was walking past a gas station and this DRUNK dude, stubling around, sluring speech drunk, was walking to his car. I asked him if I could bum a cigarette. He said cool and gave me one. Then he slurred some speech about a "nigger" he was gonna beat up. Then he stopped real quick and asked me if I was black. I said yes. He then proceded to continue with how he was gonna beat this "nigger" up. I politely left at that point. I knew he was in his car getting ready to drive away. So After I turned the corner I called 911 and gave the description of his car, where it was at that that he was DRUNK as fuck...which he was.

I probably wouldn't have called if he hadn't CONTINUED with the slurs AFTER he asked me what race I was.

I made the round and passed the gas station again and the cops were there and he was handcuffed on the curb.

CallMeCarrie said:

Long time ago...

stupid guy I was dating checked his email at my house and didn't log out.

next day I opened the browser, so his email...

found out he was a member of a swingers website,

emailing 12 year old asain girls nekkid pics of his pee pee

plus he was cheating on me with his best friends wife.

I forwarded the cheating email evidence to his best friend thru his own email account and never told him why i wasn't talking to him anymore.

don't know if that was the right or wrong thing to do, but it's all done now.

that's life and I'm still drunk in south america all by myself! I need a friend down here dammit!

Wish I could be there raising a toast to shitty exes!!!

armpit said:

...Probably the day I was rough-housing with my sister and did one of those sweeping roundhouse kicks on her (imitating Bruce Lee and shit), and ended up dislocating her kneecap. It was just one of those fucking stupid things you do and you should know better; I was old enough to know better too, I was like a teenager, but for whatever reason it never occurred to me that it might actually injure her if I did it. Next thing I know she was on the floor and I looked down at her leg like : .

To this day she still has problems out of that leg. That's one of those things were, if I had the option to go back in time and undo....

armpit said:

...Probably the day I was rough-housing with my sister and did one of those sweeping roundhouse kicks on her (imitating Bruce Lee and shit), and ended up dislocating her kneecap. It was just one of those fucking stupid things you do and you should know better; I was old enough to know better too, I was like a teenager, but for whatever reason it never occurred to me that it might actually injure her if I did it. Next thing I know she was on the floor and I looked down at her leg like : .

To this day she still has problems out of that leg. That's one of those things were, if I had the option to go back in time and undo....

Id like 2 do a sweeping roundhouse kick on u Armpit then Tazer u arse ........o the joy...

BobGeorge909 said:

I don't know if this is a very BAD thing or a very GOOD thing.

I was walking past a gas station and this DRUNK dude, stubling around, sluring speech drunk, was walking to his car. I asked him if I could bum a cigarette. He said cool and gave me one. Then he slurred some speech about a "nigger" he was gonna beat up. Then he stopped real quick and asked me if I was black. I said yes. He then proceded to continue with how he was gonna beat this "nigger" up. I politely left at that point. I knew he was in his car getting ready to drive away. So After I turned the corner I called 911 and gave the description of his car, where it was at that that he was DRUNK as fuck...which he was.

I probably wouldn't have called if he hadn't CONTINUED with the slurs AFTER he asked me what race I was.

I made the round and passed the gas station again and the cops were there and he was handcuffed on the curb.

That was a good thing....

INSATIABLE said:

I've fucking lied to myself and others, eaten meat, was cruel to exes, sent nude texts to my friends, let down my family on a regular basis, been the 'other' woman, didn't take my SATs, am nearing 30 and am still in college, regularly fall in love with people hundreds of miles from me, don't come close to fulfilling my potential, fill my head with great ideas and never follow through, am a complete pushover, have little identity, treat my body like garbage, keep friends who don't stimulate growth,

and don't give two shits about most of this, really

:shocking:

Apart from been the "other" woman and being cruel to exes i think I've done all that too!!

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We've been terrible!

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Don't say the fact you're back at college as negative, I've only just started University.

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And HIYA!!!!

When I was 19 I dated a girl just to fuck her, felt bad years later..

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

One thing I never shared...I think this qualifies as rape.

Back in the early 90s we didn't have internet, text or any of that stuff. I chatted with a guy who responded to a phone ad I put up. When I met with him he was NOTHING like the reply. Of course. He then tells me he has this hot roommate. I think he is bullshitting. then....

He takes me to this room and this guy is laying on the bed....one of the most unbelievably beautiful men I have ever seen in my life. He is sleeping and this guy shakes to wake him telling him he has a cute boy in the house.

The guy will not wake. He shakes him and he opens his eyes but they shut quickly like he can't keep his eyes open. So this guy pulls down his shorts and tells me to go down on him. This qualifies as Adonis crotch. Seriously. I tell the guy that I shouldn't because the guy won't wake up. He tells me it's OK as he continues to try and wake him up.

I blew him and he got hard. He never came and I thought to myself that if he WERE awake, then I would be rescued from the hell with the guy who was awake. He was NOT! MY! TYPE! Blech! I don't know if this was calculated but I have been around drug addicts and drunks my whole like and I KNOW what someone looks like when they are incapacitated and I believe this guy as and I so wanted to escape the ugly dude that I took advantage of a man who was under the influence and counldn't say no.

There are probaby worse sins that I could confess to but that is one I never did.....

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Remind me never to do drugs near you!!!!!!

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Just kidding buddy! :p

Shorty said:

chewed and screwed... and it wasn't even my idea. But the food and drinks tab must have been around 60 bucks and 2 of my friends were outside waving the 2 of us remaining to come out, so if we didn't we would have gotten stuck with the bill, so we up and left and ran. Man! that was the worst...hate that I did that and did not go back into that place for about 2 years.

I know I am a slightly twisted thrill-seeker, but i actually WANT to do this!

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Immature I know, so maybe I'll do it on the last day of a holiday or something :/

Teacher said:

SexLovely said:

I know My example was poor in the grand scheme of things, but i was warming up!

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Holy shit, u nearly got kicked to death by a horse! Have u been doing 1000 sit ups a day since then??

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"Shit youve done on the internet", can u say what, or hint towards it?

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If we're talking shame then dayum.....i shit regret my friend....

All the sex talk I cringe just thinking about it. And the drama, same on that account. I can't believe how I used to behave. But on the plus side at least I didn't go away in shame or created a new account to hide under, I just changed. It's hard to be reminded of things I used to do, so stop it!

Teach', sorry to be rude, but what is your age??

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I dont actually remember U being all that bad, and we "spoke" all the time.

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Also, im going through lots of old threads like a sad doofuss and so far you've nothing offensive or stupid that I've seen......i'll look harder though.

Teacher said:

Whoever spoke about punching their mum in the guts... I knocked my mother unconscious once. She attacked me, trying to strangle me with a broom handle (I guess it was closest to her), she was drunk. I knocked her down and she hit her head. At the time I hated her so much, I just left. Didn't even check to see if she was alive.

Jeremy Kyle or Jerry Springer would've loved to have U guys on their shows!

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So what happened for her to attack you? Did u two pacth things up?

Teacher said:

SexLovely, dearest - you still haven't posted something you DID! Own up!

I'll share the inspiration for this thread, dont worry.

SexLovely said:

Teacher said:

All the sex talk I cringe just thinking about it. And the drama, same on that account. I can't believe how I used to behave. But on the plus side at least I didn't go away in shame or created a new account to hide under, I just changed. It's hard to be reminded of things I used to do, so stop it!

Teach', sorry to be rude, but what is your age??

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I dont actually remember U being all that bad, and we "spoke" all the time.

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Also, im going through lots of old threads like a sad doofuss and so far you've nothing offensive or stupid that I've seen......i'll look harder though.

You don't have to look harder. I'm 37. I guess some threads that I participated in and that were drama shit were deleted/hidden, at least I think so. Thank Heavens for that! And the chat, unless some sad sod saved it all, isn't there anymore.

BobGeorge909 said:

I don't know if this is a very BAD thing or a very GOOD thing.

I was walking past a gas station and this DRUNK dude, stubling around, sluring speech drunk, was walking to his car. I asked him if I could bum a cigarette. He said cool and gave me one. Then he slurred some speech about a "nigger" he was gonna beat up. Then he stopped real quick and asked me if I was black. I said yes. He then proceded to continue with how he was gonna beat this "nigger" up. I politely left at that point. I knew he was in his car getting ready to drive away. So After I turned the corner I called 911 and gave the description of his car, where it was at that that he was DRUNK as fuck...which he was.

I probably wouldn't have called if he hadn't CONTINUED with the slurs AFTER he asked me what race I was.

I made the round and passed the gas station again and the cops were there and he was handcuffed on the curb.

U potentially saved the lives of innocents, so well done!

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Alternatively after he continued to insult you U could headbutted him and left him passed out on the pavement

ThrillUorKillU said:

When I was 19 I dated a girl just to fuck her, felt bad years later..

Hasn't every guy who isn't an avid Christian done this?