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What is literally THE WORST THING U have EVER done?! We all do doodies of life... . Crapped on the floor when u were a toddler a blamed it on the pup.... . Abused a friend at a party when they've passed out making them looked like they've dressed up as PeeWee Hermann and gone to a private coke party at Charlie Sheen's place.... . Facebook fucked your friends profile making them out to have suddenly decided to express how much of a paedophile they are... . . Ok, now some of the WORST things you've done maybe utterly terrible and criminal, but if you're ok with incriminating yourself then please share!! . If not then share with us something awful you've infflicted upon mankind or Earth....IF U DARE!!!!!!! :evillaugh: . . . I gobbed off, so i'll start with an ordoeurve......ok..... . About 7 years ago i had really bad food poisoning, due to bad eggs from the chickens we have. Now.....my Dad and I ate the eggs I was literally puking and vomiting my way through each day every 20mins. About day 2 and I had woken up having been diarretic during my sleep...ruining my undies and jeans!! So my mum called the Doctor.... While he was on route, I drank loads of water, put on clean undies and trousers and laid down for a nap......well.....when he got here the doctor came into my room to find me lying facedown on my bed with the diarretic result of food poisoning visable on the outside of my jeans AGAIN!!! Needless to say had I have not been looking like Tom Hanks from Castaway (without the beard or Wilson) I wouldve suffered abject embarassment.
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, my Mum didnt (luckily or we may have all died) and she took 5 days off to nurse us back to health (luckily she's also a nurse)...anyway....
I know, its gross! Sorry guys. 
Done or something that happened to you? Your thing really falls under "shit (ha ha) that just happens to you in life). Something that happened to me; When I had my spleen ruptured by a horse kick and had to have emergency surgery. I was in the hospital for a week and I was so weak when they let me out.
Something I did; I'm gonna be boring and say the one time I cheated, or shit I've done on the internet. I'm REALLY ashamed of that. Like REALLY. | |
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The worst thing ive done???There r so many and ive got away with all of them so posting them on the org is a nono....ive done some bad shit and never got caught.......Its between me and God.. Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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I smeared wet cement all over a neighbours brand new alfa romeo | |
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Why zombie?? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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LMAO! | |
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davetherave6767 said:
Why zombie?? It was FUN! (I was only 6! I'm especially proud of having mixed up the cement mix myself in the sandpit, concreting that over in the process. I found the bag of cement mix on the alfa owners doorstep. I would have got away with it too except my friend wrote his name on the road and then when he was questioned dobbed me in) | |
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Did ur dad get the belt 2u??????At 6........ Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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davetherave6767 said:
Did ur dad get the belt 2u?????At 6..... Nope, nothing happened to me My mum and my friends mum had to go scrub the driveway AND Miraculously the cement hosed off the car. The neighbor had been waxing it so obsessively that I didn't even scratch th duco  | |
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I have health issues...gastro issues.
I had a court date for a suspended license ticket. So I woke up to go to the court date. Seeing as how my license was suspended...I thought it wise to WALK and not drive. Well actuall I took the bus. I felt fine when I woke up...actually I felt unusually great. I get on the bus, still feeling fine. About 1 mile from the courthouse bus stop....my colon started bubling like a perculator.
The courthouse lawn was like 3 acres or something. In thr situation I was in, running was not a posibility. I would call what I was doing the "butt-cheek-clench-hustle". Miracoulusly, I made it close to the courthouse without incident....
....but at the door, there was a metal detector line...when I got there....slpoosh. It all just dumped out into my jeans. Terrible.
I hid in an alcove around the corner and was trying to clean up with a newspaper i found, but low an behold someone came upon me. musta told a security guard cuz 2 min's laeter he was there asking why I was doing this.
"Im cleaning up. U think I did this n purpose! I had an accident....U want this shit all over the inside of the building."
sad thing was, after I cleaned up and went home and showered and changed, I still had to go back to the courthouse for my courdate. It was a sad sd day. | |
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I know . Holy shit, u nearly got kicked to death by a horse! . "Shit youve done on the internet", can u say what, or hint towards it? . If we're talking shame then dayum.....i shit regret my friend.... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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My example was poor in the grand scheme of things, but i was warming up!
Have u been doing 1000 sit ups a day since then??
Awesome! Did u do anything else naughty like that when u were young?? :p . Once at middle school, so i would've been about 9 or 10, I was in trouble along with my friend/asshole Lee cuz we had messed around loads during classes etc.....well the teachers we have to meet with were talking to our parents first so they made us go into the sports hall to wait for them.... We had been in there for about 10mins, before we became bored, got out sponge footballs from the cupboard and began playing wall-football or squash as we called it, and we knocked and smashed 3 pictures that we're hanging on the wall!! lol
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no nothing very bad | |
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I found my parents porn stash and regularly showed my visiting friends. I corrupted a few friends I think 
I sent nude pics of my ex boyfriend to everyone I knew... including his family
I figured if he was gonna leave his sperm around town, he wouldn't care much about pics.
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uh oh!! U just reminded of when I was 16, I had been out clubbing with my best mate, we got back to his pretty drunk, I put porn on and got so horny i knelt behind his sofa and starting THEN, he thought fuck it, got behind the couch where we couldnt see eachother and he started . Oh....fuckin hell.... [Edited 8/1/11 19:09pm] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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!!!!!
I wasnt going to make a "WHATS THE GREATEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE" thread for a while but we'll have to remember that one!!! . Good on ya! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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I was born. | |
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Aww shucks!
I just say the worst because his mom was in the outgoing message list. 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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If I'd have known I would have sent one of them to you!
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broke into my school to get my walk-man back... woulda been the perfect crime too if the entire wood window frame hadn't splintered into a thousand pieces as I was making my escape...
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Ouch! What happened next!? 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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Long time ago... stupid guy I was dating checked his email at my house and didn't log out. next day I opened the browser, so his email... found out he was a member of a swingers website, emailing 12 year old asain girls nekkid pics of his pee pee plus he was cheating on me with his best friends wife.
I forwarded the cheating email evidence to his best friend thru his own email account and never told him why i wasn't talking to him anymore.
don't know if that was the right or wrong thing to do, but it's all done now. that's life and I'm still drunk in south america all by myself! I need a friend down here dammit!
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U DID THE RIGHT THING CARRIE.....12 YEARS OLD....O LORD....WHEN HE HAD U??? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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I wasn't 12 dave!!! We were in our 30s. I'm glad I found out when I did.
Your ex was an idiot, too dave. You are a doll!
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The asian girl was 12...........he realy must have been a twat carrie.....My x chose god over me...And theres me thinking eye was God..... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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got arrested and had a Minor criminal record...
young and dumb... one of life's worst afflictions... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Dated a married man. | |
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Did his family treat u bad while u dated? [Edited 8/1/11 21:03pm] | |
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I got cursed out by his sister, but his mom never texted me back...
His brother even said he was gonna get some people to jump me, but I'm the type of person who you would never jump. I had too many friends on the football team who would tear them up.
Now that I see you meant to say will you dated:
They were somewhat nice, never got too close to them cuz I wasn't around them much. His mom was a herion junkie so I never wanted to talk to them for too long. [Edited 8/1/11 21:06pm] 2012: The Queen Returns | |
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Poor Carrie!!!!! I hope you . They do say the truth always gets out! Good thing it got before it went any further with him, imagine had u have married the c*nt!!! . U handled it well, its what i woudlve done! .
To this day I have no idea about the pic as she took it herself and uploaded onto the laptop herself (stupid ass!!) and i never got to see it!!!!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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him for doing that to you!!! And not only was he cheating on you with underage girls (
) my Dad and 2 of their friends were sat around their laptop looking at holiday pics, that as they were going through them suddenly they came across a pic of my then gf's splayed body, showing her pubic runway to Womb City to the camera 
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:S shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. How did that work 4 you? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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