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Reply #60 posted 08/01/11 3:58am

FuzzyWitch

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ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i have never seen anything like those things here!!!! eek wow a bug not found in Australia smile

and when i saw the thread title i thought it was about some new ear fashing thing lol

What?? We have them here!!! lol

eek we do??????????? what do we call them?????

i have never seen one or heard of it b4 smile

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Reply #61 posted 08/01/11 3:58am

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JustErin said:

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Honestly, whether or not you like me is completely and totally irrelevant.

My point IS this, though; it could always, always be worse.

Any woman with the handle "armpit" is awesome to me.

Of course, I know it could be worse. I could be living in the woods. lol

Yeah, well I figured the internet had enough women perpetuating bullshit stereotypes about females by posing with their tits half out or posting sexually suggestive pictures of their tongues.

lol

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Reply #62 posted 08/01/11 3:59am

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JustErin said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i have never seen anything like those things here!!!! eek wow a bug not found in Australia smile

and when i saw the thread title i thought it was about some new ear fashing thing lol

falloff

i now predict a new craze lol

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Reply #63 posted 08/01/11 3:59am

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U need a pet camel spider! wink

I think I need to live in a bubble.

The Artict?! There are no huge, brain eating insects there, right??? biggrin

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Reply #64 posted 08/01/11 4:04am

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armpit said:

JustErin said:

Any woman with the handle "armpit" is awesome to me.

Of course, I know it could be worse. I could be living in the woods. lol

Yeah, well I figured the internet had enough women perpetuating bullshit stereotypes about females by posing with their tits half out or posting sexually suggestive pictures of their tongues.

lol

The internet does! But Prince.Org does not!! :p

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Yes it saddens me that what u say about spiders and arachnids generally is true, the American government would be run by an 8-legged , double mandibled, exoskeletal version of George Bush jr by now if it werent for them!!

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The cunts! wink

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Reply #65 posted 08/01/11 4:05am

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ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i have never seen anything like those things here!!!! eek wow a bug not found in Australia smile

and when i saw the thread title i thought it was about some new ear fashing thing lol

What?? We have them here!!! lol

Hey, I was watching an episode of QI yesterday and Stephen Fry asked what's the most deadly thing about spiders in Australia. Everyone assumed it was the venom but apparently nobody has died in Australia from a spider bite since 1981. geek The most dangerous thing is spiders falling down from the vanity mirror (and coming out from other places in cars) while ppl are driving, making them freak out, causing fatal car accidents!

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Reply #66 posted 08/01/11 4:06am

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armpit said:

JustErin said:

Any woman with the handle "armpit" is awesome to me.

Of course, I know it could be worse. I could be living in the woods. lol

Yeah, well I figured the internet had enough women perpetuating bullshit stereotypes about females by posing with their tits half out or posting sexually suggestive pictures of their tongues.

lol

Never enough, my dear...never enough.

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Reply #67 posted 08/01/11 4:09am

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i just googled it... and yep we do have them smile this is such an educational site cool

look at ours.... love

The Australian Brown Earwig (Labidura truncata)
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Reply #68 posted 08/01/11 4:10am

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NoodleSoup said:

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said: What?? We have them here!!! lol

Hey, I was watching an episode of QI yesterday and Stephen Fry asked what's the most deadly thing about spiders in Australia. Everyone assumed it was the venom but apparently nobody has died in Australia from a spider bite since 1981. geek The most dangerous thing is spiders falling down from the vanity mirror (and coming out from other places in cars) while ppl are driving, making them freak out, causing fatal car accidents!

Oh fantastic! Cuz thats made me feel better! headlp

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Thats OzLand crossed off my list of places to visit....

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Reply #69 posted 08/01/11 4:11am

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SexLovely said:

NoodleSoup said:

Hey, I was watching an episode of QI yesterday and Stephen Fry asked what's the most deadly thing about spiders in Australia. Everyone assumed it was the venom but apparently nobody has died in Australia from a spider bite since 1981. geek The most dangerous thing is spiders falling down from the vanity mirror (and coming out from other places in cars) while ppl are driving, making them freak out, causing fatal car accidents!

Oh fantastic! Cuz thats made me feel better! headlp

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Thats OzLand crossed off my list of places to visit....

Wus

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Reply #70 posted 08/01/11 4:16am

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FuzzyWitch said:

SexLovely said:

Oh fantastic! Cuz thats made me feel better! headlp

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Thats OzLand crossed off my list of places to visit....

Wus

Hey! I've bungie-jumped and sky-dived! But I am not going somewhere where I may wake up in the morning, stuck to the ceiling in a silk cucoon, paralysed, when all i can do is watch a some creature 1000x bigger than what im used to sharpen its cutlery!!!

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Reply #71 posted 08/01/11 4:18am

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NoodleSoup said:

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said: What?? We have them here!!! lol

Hey, I was watching an episode of QI yesterday and Stephen Fry asked what's the most deadly thing about spiders in Australia. Everyone assumed it was the venom but apparently nobody has died in Australia from a spider bite since 1981. geek The most dangerous thing is spiders falling down from the vanity mirror (and coming out from other places in cars) while ppl are driving, making them freak out, causing fatal car accidents!

I had a friend what is a redback spider bite survivor. She got treatment quickly enough to survive, but she has some strange nerve trouble now with her neck and arm and is on pain medication most of the time cry

But, yes, I've heard about the spiders falling out from the sunvisor into people's laps

and they are usually this kind:

which aren't venomous to humans

they just LOOK alarming disbelief

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Reply #72 posted 08/01/11 4:20am

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i just googled it... and yep we do have them smile this is such an educational site cool

look at ours.... love

The Australian Brown Earwig (Labidura truncata)

that one is very fancy!!! eyepop

The ones in my garden are dark brown/black and not very exciting!

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Reply #73 posted 08/01/11 4:21am

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Roaches are definitely worse. We get those from time to time. barf

Hey Nick! Guess what happens when roaches fraternise with the earwigs

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Reply #74 posted 08/01/11 4:24am

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SexLovely said:

FuzzyWitch said:

Wus

Hey! I've bungie-jumped and sky-dived! But I am not going somewhere where I may wake up in the morning, stuck to the ceiling in a silk cucoon, paralysed, when all i can do is watch a some creature 1000x bigger than what im used to sharpen its cutlery!!!

rolleyes what r u talking about????? the fangs r not that sharp!!!

to b honest i am scared of these...

and they r tiny, lill things.... but they r everywhere.... and it's the reason why all other insects dont bother me nod

i am 4ever killing them... and only because they can kill... i would hate 4 one of my kids to get bitten.... so in my place nothing else gets killed.... and u wouldnt believe what we get here cool

4got to paste pic edit lol

[Edited 7/31/11 21:26pm]

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Reply #75 posted 08/01/11 4:28am

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ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i just googled it... and yep we do have them smile this is such an educational site cool

look at ours.... love

The Australian Brown Earwig (Labidura truncata)

that one is very fancy!!! eyepop

The ones in my garden are dark brown/black and not very exciting!

they r the only ones i've actually seen... but they live in the garden... never seen any inside

when i googled it i found out that Australia had over 100 species of those earwigs things eek

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Reply #76 posted 08/01/11 4:29am

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FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

that one is very fancy!!! eyepop

The ones in my garden are dark brown/black and not very exciting!

they r the only ones i've actually seen... but they live in the garden... never seen any inside

when i googled it i found out that Australia had over 100 species of those earwigs things eek

typical! we have ALL the creepy crawlies dead

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Reply #77 posted 08/01/11 4:30am

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Another one found on a pillow.

I'm sleeping on the couch upstairs.

sigh

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Reply #78 posted 08/01/11 4:30am

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FuzzyWitch said:

SexLovely said:

Hey! I've bungie-jumped and sky-dived! But I am not going somewhere where I may wake up in the morning, stuck to the ceiling in a silk cucoon, paralysed, when all i can do is watch a some creature 1000x bigger than what im used to sharpen its cutlery!!!

rolleyes what r u talking about????? the fangs r not that sharp!!!

to b honest i am scared of these...

and they r tiny, lill things.... but they r everywhere.... and it's the reason why all other insects dont bother me nod

i am 4ever killing them... and only because they can kill... i would hate 4 one of my kids to get bitten.... so in my place nothing else gets killed.... and u wouldnt believe what we get here cool

4got to paste pic edit lol

[Edited 7/31/11 21:26pm]

Don't tell sextonseven this, but the week after he left our place, I found a redback in the bathroom where he took his showers and brushed his teeth every day

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Reply #79 posted 08/01/11 4:36am

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ZombieKitten said:

Don't tell sextonseven this, but the week after he left our place, I found a redback in the bathroom where he took his showers and brushed his teeth every day

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omg he is going to faint... shudder first then faint lol

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Reply #80 posted 08/01/11 4:37am

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FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

Don't tell sextonseven this, but the week after he left our place, I found a redback in the bathroom where he took his showers and brushed his teeth every day

shake

omg he is going to faint... shudder first then faint lol

I told him how in all my years in this house, I'd not seen a redback since the one time we were whippersnipping along the fence at the front which was in 1998.

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Reply #81 posted 08/01/11 4:38am

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Alright now.... this is getting really creepy. I say something about the roaches being in league with the synogue of satan and they go and do something they have NEVER done before.

I am trying to eliminate their chances of survival and just after i said that, i get up to go do something and I go to slip on my shoes and there are THREE ROACHES in my shoes!

They have NEVER done that before. What the fuck do they want with my shoes today?

Could I have spilt some oil or something on one of my shoes? They love oil... the filthy bastards.

I swear these roaches are demonic. I have sprayed all sorts of shit inside and out and put down granules, sealed the floor (most of it... not done).... They are EVIL!

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Reply #82 posted 08/01/11 4:39am

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JustErin said:

Another one found on a pillow.

I'm sleeping on the couch upstairs.

sigh

u need to get one of these nod

or even

they r awesome for getting rid of creepy crawlies nod

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Reply #83 posted 08/01/11 4:42am

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ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

omg he is going to faint... shudder first then faint lol

I told him how in all my years in this house, I'd not seen a redback since the one time we were whippersnipping along the fence at the front which was in 1998.

well i better take this oportunity to tell u that i promise it's been well over 3 years since i have seen snakes in my back yard smile

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Reply #84 posted 08/01/11 4:42am

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CM7 said:

Alright now.... this is getting really creepy. I say something about the roaches being in league with the synogue of satan and they go and do something they have NEVER done before.

I am trying to eliminate their chances of survival and just after i said that, i get up to go do something and I go to slip on my shoes and there are THREE ROACHES in my shoes!

They have NEVER done that before. What the fuck do they want with my shoes today?

Could I have spilt some oil or something on one of my shoes? They love oil... the filthy bastards.

I swear these roaches are demonic. I have sprayed all sorts of shit inside and out and put down granules, sealed the floor (most of it... not done).... They are EVIL!

That is fucked up. Same thing tonight with me. I make a thread and they suddenly start falling down from the ceiling.

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Reply #85 posted 08/01/11 4:46am

CM7

They know we're talking about them.

I think some bugs are way too interested in what people are doing and that's why they come inside their houses.

spiders i can deal with as long as it's not one of two kinds, but roaches.... I HATE em!

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Reply #86 posted 08/01/11 4:55am

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FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

I told him how in all my years in this house, I'd not seen a redback since the one time we were whippersnipping along the fence at the front which was in 1998.

well i better take this oportunity to tell u that i promise it's been well over 3 years since i have seen snakes in my back yard smile

hug I believe you!

I saw plenty of snakes near my parents place in my lifetime cool they don't worry me!

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Reply #87 posted 08/01/11 4:58am

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A discussion of earwigs would be incomplete without this classic.

Sweet dreams.

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Reply #88 posted 08/01/11 4:59am

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I don't even have to watch it. I remember it.

I hate you.

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Reply #89 posted 08/01/11 5:03am

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FuzzyWitch said:

SexLovely said:

Hey! I've bungie-jumped and sky-dived! But I am not going somewhere where I may wake up in the morning, stuck to the ceiling in a silk cucoon, paralysed, when all i can do is watch a some creature 1000x bigger than what im used to sharpen its cutlery!!!

rolleyes what r u talking about????? the fangs r not that sharp!!!

to b honest i am scared of these...

and they r tiny, lill things.... but they r everywhere.... and it's the reason why all other insects dont bother me nod

i am 4ever killing them... and only because they can kill... i would hate 4 one of my kids to get bitten.... so in my place nothing else gets killed.... and u wouldnt believe what we get here cool

4got to paste pic edit lol

[Edited 7/31/11 21:26pm]

Spiders freak me out enough as it is (i shuddered when I saw this and the 1 above). Its taken me years to get used to sleeping in the room knowing that theres a harmless house-spider in the room, and to relax and not hunt it down armed with my slipper and a can of deodorant! biggrin

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But Im too neurotic about tiny things that can actually kill me, I'd never sleep. :S

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