Machaela said:

JustErin said:

There are British Earwigs?

Now I'm picturing them with little monocles and little white gloves.

"Fancy a late night stroll along SexLovely's shower floor, my love?"

"Why yes, that sounds devine".

Oh wonderful, thanks Erin.....now I'll be having nightmares that'll be a cross between Starship Troopers with Pride and Prejudice!!!!

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Gauranteed as well I'll come home hopelessly pissed, turn the kitchen light on, watch the little bastards scurry away towards the nearest crevice and instead of crushing their exoskeletons like crisps I'll probably wonder if they've been sipping Earle Grey Tea and playing croquet

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JustErin said:

*shudder*

Seriously, I couldn't sleep last night. I killed 15 of them before I got into bed....oh and speaking of bed...one of these fuckers was actually in it when I pulled the sheets back.

The whole night I imagined them crawling over me...at one point I even woke up thinking one was by my head but it was only a dream.

A nightmare, I mean.

UGH! reminds me of the time I thought I had a tarantula loose in the house... My husband and son thought it would be funny to play that joke on me... NOT funny... Not funny at all...

Is your room in the basement?

Machaela said:

tinaz said:

OHH GODDDD NOOOOOO!

Earwigs received their name from an European superstition that claims these insects crawl into the ears of people sleeping and burrow into their brains. While this superstition is false, the name stuck. Earwigs make a positive impact on the environment by preying on plant lice, a highly destructive pest. But they are better known for damaging vegetable gardens, flowerbeds and soft fruit.

I would take earwigs any day of the week over roaches.

i am in the process of ripping out the entire kitchen cabinet and sink just so i can get to the wall behind it and replace the entire wall.... not to mention everything i have done in the rest of the house. Redoing the entire floor, blocking all the registers, redid a lot of the plumbing, ripping out and rebuilding closets... I am just getting so tired of this. So tired. I blame the synogue of satan. Not only is everything in the world their fault, everything in my life is their fault and i am convinced now that they are also in league with the roaches.

... and we all know roaches have but one agenda and that is to run people out of their kitchens, out of their homes and eventually off the face of the entire planet because they know once we fuck it all up, they are next in line as staunch survival candidates worthy of sentient evolution alongside ants and grasshoppers... and I do have to say they have their procreation program down but they are still nothing but theives. What in the world would they do if they had no one to steal from?They would have to take their asses back outside and resort to healthfood which they clearly cannot stand the nasty little fuckers.

I have been in this house way too long.

tinaz said:

Machaela said:

Earwigs received their name from an European superstition that claims these insects crawl into the ears of people sleeping and burrow into their brains. While this superstition is false, the name stuck. Earwigs make a positive impact on the environment by preying on plant lice, a highly destructive pest. But they are better known for damaging vegetable gardens, flowerbeds and soft fruit.

Dont worry its a myth. I have however heard true stories about ANTS that have found their way into human skulls and layed thousands of eggs!! hehe

SexLovely said:

Machaela said:

Oh wonderful, thanks Erin.....now I'll be having nightmares that'll be a cross between Starship Troopers with Pride and Prejudice!!!! :anger:

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Gauranteed as well I'll come home hopelessly pissed, turn the kitchen light on, watch the little bastards scurry away towards the nearest crevice and instead of crushing their exoskeletons like crisps I'll probably wonder if they've been sipping Earle Grey Tea and play croquet

Well, I have Acadian earwigs. They eat poutine and lobster and like to rock out on the spoons. I'm pretty sure they have hockey haircuts as well. They also love to shop at Aeropostale.

The best/wost part about them is when you kill them by smooshing them, they always make this gross crack noise when their little insides bust through their shells.

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

*shudder*

Seriously, I couldn't sleep last night. I killed 15 of them before I got into bed....oh and speaking of bed...one of these fuckers was actually in it when I pulled the sheets back.

The whole night I imagined them crawling over me...at one point I even woke up thinking one was by my head but it was only a dream.

A nightmare, I mean.

UGH! reminds me of the time I thought I had a tarantula loose in the house... My husband and son thought it would be funny to play that joke on me... NOT funny... Not funny at all...

Is your room in the basement?

Yeah, although I'm starting find them on the main floor as well.

CM7 said:

I would take earwigs any day of the week over roaches.

i am in the process of ripping out the entire kitchen cabinet and sink just so i can get to the wall behind it and replace the entire wall.... not to mention everything i have done in the rest of the house. Redoing the entire floor, blocking all the registers, redid a lot of the plumbing, ripping out and rebuilding closets... I am just getting so tired of this. So tired. I blame the synogue of satan. Not only is everything in the world their fault, everything in my life is their fault and i am convinced now that they are also in league with the roaches.

... and we all know roaches have but one agenda and that is to run people out of their kitchens, out of their homes and eventually off the face of the entire planet because they know once we fuck it all up, they are next in line as staunch survival candidates worthy of sentient evolution alongside ants and grasshoppers... and I do have to say they have their procreation program down but they are still nothing but theives. What in the world would they do if they had no one to steal from?They would have to take their asses back outside and resort to healthfood which they clearly cannot stand the nasty little fuckers.

I have been in this house way too long.

Yes, I am very thankful for that. I've only ever seen cockroaches in the zoo.

Good luck!

armpit said:

U are a complete "offensive vagina" and I wish burning of death upon you for having linked that on here, u sick sick sick bastard!!!

:-S

SexLovely said:

armpit said:

U are a complete "offensive vagina" and I wish burning of death upon you for having linked that on here, u sick sick sick bastard!!!

:-S

He's a cunt. Just say it. A cunt.

SexLovely said:

armpit said:

U are a complete "offensive vagina" and I wish burning of death upon you for having linked that on here, u sick sick sick bastard!!!

:-S

...You're serious?

And, Erin - being that I'm female, yes; I have a cunt.

Roaches are definitely worse. We get those from time to time.

armpit said:

SexLovely said:

U are a complete "offensive vagina" and I wish burning of death upon you for having linked that on here, u sick sick sick bastard!!!

:-S

...You're serious?

And, Erin - being that I'm female, yes; I have a cunt.

Oh shit!!

I'm so sorry. I thought you were a dude.

Well, I totally like you even more now!!

NoodleSoup said:

Roaches are definitely worse. We get those from time to time.

Do they make a scurry noise when they walk on hardwood floor? Like they're wearing little tap shoes?

I dunno why, but that's what I picture.

NoodleSoup said:

Roaches are definitely worse. We get those from time to time.

At the place we lived before this one, we had a hell of an ant problem. Owners didn't give a shit, "It's built on an ant hill; there's gonna be ants."

Okay.

So we moved.

It was funny as hell, though; my brother was trying to warn the people that were coming through to look at the place....one of the women he tried to warn, wouldn't even look him in the face, much less listen to him. And she ended up moving in there too.

Life is grand.

Ok.

I swear...one just fell from the ceiling onto my laptop as I was typing.

I'm not kidding.

I'm moving upstairs for good.

JustErin said:

NoodleSoup said:

Roaches are definitely worse. We get those from time to time.

Do they make a scurry noise when they walk on hardwood floor? Like they're wearing little tap shoes?

I dunno why, but that's what I picture.

Yeah, they do kinda scuttle around, but it has to pretty quiet to hear them. They're just huge here, that's the scary thing, and unlike little geckos they're more random with their movements and more likely to come near you. I'll take rats over roaches, and yep we get those too.

JustErin said:

armpit said:

...You're serious?

And, Erin - being that I'm female, yes; I have a cunt.

Oh shit!!

I'm so sorry. I thought you were a dude.

Well, I totally like you even more now!!

Honestly, whether or not you like me is completely and totally irrelevant.

My point IS this, though; it could always, always be worse.

armpit said:

SexLovely said:

U are a complete "offensive vagina" and I wish burning of death upon you for having linked that on here, u sick sick sick bastard!!!

:-S

...You're serious?

And, Erin - being that I'm female, yes; I have a cunt.

CUNT!!!! There, said it. I feel better.

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Or at least I did for a few seconds until i clicked "play" Why oh why oh WHY do i let my curiousity get the better of me?!?! That thing is hideous!! I know the universe demands variety but surely that THING is better being in another fucking galaxy!!!

.

I was momentarily calmed when the narrator pointed out its technically not a spider, but watching that thing move.........nightmarish. Hope I die peacfully before ever meeting one of those things.

.

God truly doesn't exist.

JustErin said:

SexLovely said:

Oh wonderful, thanks Erin.....now I'll be having nightmares that'll be a cross between Starship Troopers with Pride and Prejudice!!!! :anger:

.

Gauranteed as well I'll come home hopelessly pissed, turn the kitchen light on, watch the little bastards scurry away towards the nearest crevice and instead of crushing their exoskeletons like crisps I'll probably wonder if they've been sipping Earle Grey Tea and play croquet

Well, I have Acadian earwigs. They eat poutine and lobster and like to rock out on the spoons. I'm pretty sure they have hockey haircuts as well. They also love to shop at Aeropostale.

The best/wost part about them is when you kill them by smooshing them, they always make this gross crack noise when their little insides bust through their shells.

That sounds familiar, i think I may go clubbing with some of your Canadian earwigging friends.

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U say that like its a bad thing, to me that would be therapeutic.

armpit said:

JustErin said:

Oh shit!!

I'm so sorry. I thought you were a dude.

Well, I totally like you even more now!!

Honestly, whether or not you like me is completely and totally irrelevant.

My point IS this, though; it could always, always be worse.

Any woman with the handle "armpit" is awesome to me.

Of course, I know it could be worse. I could be living in the woods.

JustErin said:

Ok.

I swear...one just fell from the ceiling onto my laptop as I was typing.

I'm not kidding.

I'm moving upstairs for good.

U need a pet camel spider!

i have never seen anything like those things here!!!! wow a bug not found in Australia

and when i saw the thread title i thought it was about some new ear fashing thing

SexLovely said:

JustErin said:

Ok.

I swear...one just fell from the ceiling onto my laptop as I was typing.

I'm not kidding.

I'm moving upstairs for good.

U need a pet camel spider!

I think I need to live in a bubble.

FuzzyWitch said:

i have never seen anything like those things here!!!! wow a bug not found in Australia

and when i saw the thread title i thought it was about some new ear fashing thing

SexLovely said:

armpit said:

...You're serious?

And, Erin - being that I'm female, yes; I have a cunt.

CUNT!!!! There, said it. I feel better.

.

Or at least I did for a few seconds until i clicked "play" Why oh why oh WHY do i let my curiousity get the better of me?!?! That thing is hideous!! I know the universe demands variety but surely that THING is better being in another fucking galaxy!!!

.

I was momentarily calmed when the narrator pointed out its technically not a spider, but watching that thing move.........nightmarish. Hope I die peacfully before ever meeting one of those things.

.

God truly doesn't exist.

I'm probably one of the very few people on this planet who finds the word 'cunt' amusing and takes no offense to it whatsoever....

That aside, sure they're gross-looking but they exist for a reason; if they became extinct we'd probably all find out real fast just how incredibly important these random critters, are. God knows what He's doing, even if it isn't immediately apparent to us.

ZombieKitten said:

A friend of mine told me his sister once had the bright idea of emptying the aboveground swimming pool. She got a piece of garden hose that was lying on the lawn, chucked one end in the pool and being the genius she was at the ripe old age of 12 (seen her dad do this trick syphoning petrol) put the other end in her mouth and gave an almighty suck! She got a MOUTH FULL OF EARWIGS

That sounds about right.

:ew:

FuzzyWitch said: