Welcome To Tyler's Jazz Club, a place where we enjoy each other. No arguements, no negative activity. Feel free to talk about anything.

In this club(thread), I want people to showoff their poems or spoken words. MODS, THIS IS A SOCIAL THREAD, which means it's not all about poems. It's a place where we just relax and do random cool things. So please don't move this to another forum, please

Tyler's Poem:

Welcome everyone
To Tyler's Lounge
We have nice conversations
And the prettiest women in town(which are the women of the org)
Make this Lounge the spot
For all the cool folks
Your allowed to drink Sprite
But I do not accept "coke"

Peace

[Edited 7/31/11 6:44am]

TylerHippie said:

Welcome To Tyler's Jazz Club, a place where we enjoy each other. No arguements, no negative activity. Feel free to talk about anything.

In this club(thread), I want people to showoff their poems or spoken words. MODS, THIS IS A SOCIAL THREAD, which means it's not all about poems. It's a place where we just relax and do random cool things. So please don't move this to another forum, please

Tyler's Poem:

Welcome everyone
To Tyler's Lounge
We have nice conversations
And the prettiest women in town(which are the women of the org)
Make this Lounge the spot
For all the cool folks
Your allowed to drink Sprite
But I do not accept "coke"

Peace

[Edited 7/31/11 6:44am]

my kind of place

[Edited 7/31/11 6:54am]

FuzzyWitch said:

they will dig it if u have music and dancing

FuzzyWitch said:

thats great news cause i cant remember where i saw the naked jelly wrestling gif

FuzzyWitch said:

Can eye get in ?????? with just jeans & a t-shirt on......?

I'm not very poetic, but I promise to finger snap after each performance! And I always tip my waitress and bartender.

My name is dave im tired as fuck....ive been 2 dublin 2 tap my foot...2 much 2 drink 2 much 2 eat eye look so fat cant see my feet...The streets of Dublin go on 4 miles but the wonderful people there make u smile.Where u from Dave is what they said 2 me,Whats that on ya head????A huge hankey???Have another drink b4 the show....Ive had 6 pints its time 2 go...Onwards 2 Malahide as eye attempt 2 walk eye ask 4 directions i can hardly talk...Eye take 2 my seat feeling all dizzy look up at the screen and ask "his he" What the fuck has prince got on am eye pissed??? Or is it Obi 1.........Eye feel so cold and eye look so old..but not 2 worry he`s doing Gold......

davetherave6767 said:

Cool im in,vodka and coke a boogie and hopefully wont leave alone.........

davetherave6767 said:

TylerHippie said:

davetherave6767 said:

My name is dave im tired as fuck....ive been 2 dublin 2 tap my foot...2 much 2 drink 2 much 2 eat eye look so fat cant see my feet...The streets of Dublin go on 4 miles but the wonderful people there make u smile.Where u from Dave is what they said 2 me,Whats that on ya head????A huge hankey???Have another drink b4 the show....Ive had 6 pints its time 2 go...Onwards 2 Malahide as eye attempt 2 walk eye ask 4 directions i can hardly talk...Eye take 2 my seat feeling all dizzy look up at the screen and ask "his he" What the fuck has prince got on am eye pissed??? Or is it Obi 1.........Eye feel so cold and eye look so old..but not 2 worry he`s doing Gold......

That was pretty exciting to read.

did u realy like it tyler????Ive been awake 4 40 hours when i came up with that...

davetherave6767 said:

Thanx Tylerhippie.....Hope more people visit ur lounge soon...

davetherave6767 said:

*looks over at your avatar again, totally distracted*

...You don't dress like a hippie lol.

Where are the drugs?

armpit said:

Alej said:

Where are the drugs?

I'm sorry love, I looked in my medicine cabinet, and I can't find much stronger than Gastro-Stop® which IS good if you have diarrhea

U need a theme song

And

Your lounge reminds me of someplace very disfunctional ......

cheers

FuzzyWitch said:

U need a theme song

And

Your lounge reminds me of someplace very disfunctional ......

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got,
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help alot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you got no lights,
The check is in the mail.
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail,
And your third fiancé didn't show.
Sometimes you wanna go. Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same,
You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
Roll out of bed,
Mr. coffee's dead,
The morning's looking bright, (echo: looking bright)
And your shrink ran of to Europe and didn't even write.
And your husband wants to be a girl!
Be glad there's one place in the world,
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna go where people know,
People are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name. (piano solo)
Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name,where every body knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.

cheers

Fantastic

ZombieKitten said:

Alej said:

Where are the drugs?

I'm sorry love, I looked in my medicine cabinet, and I can't find much stronger than Gastro-Stop® which IS good if you have diarrhea

I don't.

Oh well. I'll just get high all by myself.

Alej said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm sorry love, I looked in my medicine cabinet, and I can't find much stronger than Gastro-Stop® which IS good if you have diarrhea

I don't.

Oh well. I'll just get high all by myself.

GURL! I will light you up any day of the week!

RKJCNE said:

Alej said:

I don't.

Oh well. I'll just get high all by myself.

GURL! I will light you up any day of the week!

That's hot.