met a dude....OVER THE INTERNET...ugh...had been seeing him for about 7-8 years off n on int he chat and what not.....

we exchanged numbers....he was cool, talked about his dyck a lot......funny enough i guess....

after a month, went to meet the bastard WITH POOR HYGIENE, long ass finger nails, overgrown eyebrows, ashy hands..... .. my head aint been right since...

did the fukker put a hex on me??? how the hell to get rid a dat shyt??? i will fuck his ass up, but im trying to be coool...

what to do!?!?!!!!!!!

Well?????

you ended your story too soon.... we wanna know if your fucked said nasty dude...

and if he is an orger? Yeah cause we some nosy bitches up in here.

Shuddup ya'll.... you know your thinking it too!

If he is an orger just tell us and we won't tell NOBODY! That or we'll chase him off the org like we do to people who keep their nails looking all nasty!

We got your back girlfriend.

:yippee: ..

i only smoosh orgers on paper painted!!! .. ..

what have you heard??? i didnt fuck him intentionally... I just tried to keep him from fucking meeeee!!!!!

start from the beginning... I want details!

paintedlady said:

start from the beginning... I want details!

**all ears**

myfavorite said:

i only smoosh orgers on paper painted!!! .. ..

what have you heard??? i didnt fuck him intentionally... I just tried to keep him from fucking meeeee!!!!!

hahahah- funny- sounds like a disaster

There are some things that cannot be unseen.

There are some things that cannot be undone.

The internet is their breeding ground.

7-8 years chatting on the internet? Fo real?

Damn!

Damn, damn!

Overgrown brows and ashy hands? Bad Hygiene?

Whatever is the opposite of the lottery....YOU WON IT!

Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

myfavorite said:

met a dude....OVER THE INTERNET...ugh...had been seeing him for about 7-8 years off n on int he chat and what not.....

we exchanged numbers....he was cool, talked about his dyck a lot......funny enough i guess....

after a month, went to meet the bastard WITH POOR HYGIENE, long ass finger nails, overgrown eyebrows, ashy hands..... .. my head aint been right since...

did the fukker put a hex on me??? how the hell to get rid a dat shyt??? i will fuck his ass up, but im trying to be coool...

what to do!?!?!!!!!!!

...Here's the thing:

Never, ever get involved with guys you meet on the internet. Just don't; there's always something fundamentally, deeply, wrong with them - which is why they pick up women online.

The last guy I was interested in online, likes to take pictures of his bathtub filled with his own blood. The other day he posted a pic on his blog of a topless woman painted alabaster white over ninety percent of her body, with some kind of fake blood oozing out of her mouth and down her chin - some kind of cult/orgy reinactment thing he participated in.

^ Ewwwww.

HotGritz said:

^ Ewwwww.

Yeah, and he initially scared me off with the bathtub thing. I should've went with that first instinct about him, but after awhile he seemed pretty sane to me so I dismissed it as personal eccentricity. Wrrrrong.

He's got pretty militant, extremist views on certain subject matter, and when I disagreed with him he started flooding my private messaging Inbox. He stays civil enough at first, until you refuse to give in and agree with him. Then he gets nasty and starts lecturing and patronizing you and calling you ignorant and telling you you don't read much, because you don't agree with him. Even if you tell him that's not true, he'll insist you're lying. He goes on these anti-capitalist rants about how no one should work anywhere that employs more than 300 people because it's evil, and how everybody should plant their own food...if he sees people who are living well, he bitches and moans about how they must be bad people; at which point I put up pics of where I live just to piss him off. I think it worked.

The guy I got mixed up with before him was actually worse, though. He used to go on long, hysterical, profanity-laced rants about women - or as he called it, "Men's Rights". God help you if you disagreed with him; he'd get really scary, really fast. I remember him telling some guy who didn't agree with him that he should die. I saw people talking about how they'd reported him, when he suddenly vanished; I found out later he took off before they could ban him.

...I've noticed too that it seems like you're more likely to encounter men with criminal records online than anyplace else except an actual prison. It's like you go in random chat rooms, hang out for a while, then you find out this guy has a record, and that one....

[Edited 7/26/11 16:53pm]

armpit said:

HotGritz said:

^ Ewwwww.

Yeah, and he initially scared me off with the bathtub thing. I should've went with that first instinct about him, but after awhile he seemed pretty sane to me so I dismissed it as personal eccentricity. Wrrrrong.

...I've also noticed that there's a lot of guys with criminal records who pick up chicks online (or try to).

Oh hell yeah and dudes looking for sugar mommas. Just a crime.

HotGritz said:

armpit said:

Yeah, and he initially scared me off with the bathtub thing. I should've went with that first instinct about him, but after awhile he seemed pretty sane to me so I dismissed it as personal eccentricity. Wrrrrong.

...I've also noticed that there's a lot of guys with criminal records who pick up chicks online (or try to).

Oh hell yeah and dudes looking for sugar mommas. Just a crime.

...That, I haven't seen - yet .

armpit said:

HotGritz said:

^ Ewwwww.

Yeah, and he initially scared me off with the bathtub thing. I should've went with that first instinct about him, but after awhile he seemed pretty sane to me so I dismissed it as personal eccentricity. Wrrrrong.

He's got pretty militant, extremist views on certain subject matter, and when I disagreed with him he started flooding my private messaging Inbox. He stays civil enough at first, until you refuse to give in and agree with him. Then he gets nasty and starts lecturing and patronizing you and calling you ignorant and telling you you don't read much, because you don't agree with him. Even if you tell him that's not true, he'll insist you're lying. He goes on these anti-capitalist rants about how no one should work anywhere that employs more than 300 people because it's evil, and how everybody should plant their own food...if he sees people who are living well, he bitches and moans about how they must be bad people; at which point I put up pics of where I live just to piss him off. I think it worked.

The guy I got mixed up with before him was actually worse, though. He used to go on long, hysterical, profanity-laced rants about women - or as he called it, "Men's Rights". God help you if you disagreed with him; he'd get really scary, really fast. I remember him telling some guy who didn't agree with him that he should die. I saw people talking about how they'd reported him, when he suddenly vanished; I found out later he took off before they could ban him.

...I've noticed too that it seems like you're more likely to encounter men with criminal records online than anyplace else except an actual prison. It's like you go in random chat rooms, hang out for a while, then you find out this guy has a record, and that one....

[Edited 7/26/11 16:53pm]

Daaayyyuuummm!!!!! Wait...you didn't actually meet him face to face did you?

HotGritz said:

armpit said:

Yeah, and he initially scared me off with the bathtub thing. I should've went with that first instinct about him, but after awhile he seemed pretty sane to me so I dismissed it as personal eccentricity. Wrrrrong.

He's got pretty militant, extremist views on certain subject matter, and when I disagreed with him he started flooding my private messaging Inbox. He stays civil enough at first, until you refuse to give in and agree with him. Then he gets nasty and starts lecturing and patronizing you and calling you ignorant and telling you you don't read much, because you don't agree with him. Even if you tell him that's not true, he'll insist you're lying. He goes on these anti-capitalist rants about how no one should work anywhere that employs more than 300 people because it's evil, and how everybody should plant their own food...if he sees people who are living well, he bitches and moans about how they must be bad people; at which point I put up pics of where I live just to piss him off. I think it worked.

The guy I got mixed up with before him was actually worse, though. He used to go on long, hysterical, profanity-laced rants about women - or as he called it, "Men's Rights". God help you if you disagreed with him; he'd get really scary, really fast. I remember him telling some guy who didn't agree with him that he should die. I saw people talking about how they'd reported him, when he suddenly vanished; I found out later he took off before they could ban him.

...I've noticed too that it seems like you're more likely to encounter men with criminal records online than anyplace else except an actual prison. It's like you go in random chat rooms, hang out for a while, then you find out this guy has a record, and that one....

[Edited 7/26/11 16:53pm]

Daaayyyuuummm!!!!! Wait...you didn't actually meet him face to face did you?

...Nope! Just talked on the phone. There he seems way more lucid, but in retrospect I still don't have a lot of faith that that necessarily means he's entirely safe to be around. He might be one of those types that's angelic until you fail to cook dinner exactly as he wants it, at which point he slaps you clean off your chair and then across the room or something.

armpit said:

myfavorite said:

met a dude....OVER THE INTERNET...ugh...had been seeing him for about 7-8 years off n on int he chat and what not.....

we exchanged numbers....he was cool, talked about his dyck a lot......funny enough i guess....

after a month, went to meet the bastard WITH POOR HYGIENE, long ass finger nails, overgrown eyebrows, ashy hands..... .. my head aint been right since...

did the fukker put a hex on me??? how the hell to get rid a dat shyt??? i will fuck his ass up, but im trying to be coool...

what to do!?!?!!!!!!!

...Here's the thing:

Never, ever get involved with guys you meet on the internet. Just don't; there's always something fundamentally, deeply, wrong with them - which is why they pick up women online.

The last guy I was interested in online, likes to take pictures of his bathtub filled with his own blood. The other day he posted a pic on his blog of a topless woman painted alabaster white over ninety percent of her body, with some kind of fake blood oozing out of her mouth and down her chin - some kind of cult/orgy reinactment thing he participated in.

Holy shit hell! sounds like a serial killer!

armpit said:

HotGritz said:

Daaayyyuuummm!!!!! Wait...you didn't actually meet him face to face did you?

...Nope! Just talked on the phone. There he seems way more lucid, but in retrospect I still don't have a lot of faith that that necessarily means he's entirely safe to be around. He might be one of those types that's angelic until you fail to cook dinner exactly as he wants it, at which point he slaps you clean off your chair and then across the room or something.

that is just what i was thinkin!!!!!! YIKES!!!...ya know!!!!!!!!! ??!?!?!!1...

but dude is sayin he wants to show me sum.....SHOW ME WHAT?!?!?!!!!

PenelopePaige said:

armpit said:

...Here's the thing:

Never, ever get involved with guys you meet on the internet. Just don't; there's always something fundamentally, deeply, wrong with them - which is why they pick up women online.

The last guy I was interested in online, likes to take pictures of his bathtub filled with his own blood. The other day he posted a pic on his blog of a topless woman painted alabaster white over ninety percent of her body, with some kind of fake blood oozing out of her mouth and down her chin - some kind of cult/orgy reinactment thing he participated in.

Holy shit hell! sounds like a serial killer!

I know, right? But in spite of that somehow he gives off a great first impression. I was all like, "Oh wow, I misunderstood this guy, now I feel bad."

But...don't they say Gacy and Bundy seemed to be real nice guys at first.

armpit said:

PenelopePaige said:

Holy shit hell! sounds like a serial killer!

I know, right? But in spite of that somehow he gives off a great first impression. I was all like, "Oh wow, I misunderstood this guy, now I feel bad."

But...don't they say Gacy and Bundy seemed to be real nice guys at first.

I met a guy like this on the internet once. I'm married so I wasn't flirting but I was chit chatting with him and was really loving him! thought he was SO SMART and so cool, he was really nice and complimentary etc. then he started getting passive aggressive and then a little WEIRD, then started sending me emails from "other people" of our group, only I knew that it was HIM pretending to be other people. It creeped me out so so bad! I ceased all contact! Too weird too weird!

myfavorite said:

armpit said:

...Nope! Just talked on the phone. There he seems way more lucid, but in retrospect I still don't have a lot of faith that that necessarily means he's entirely safe to be around. He might be one of those types that's angelic until you fail to cook dinner exactly as he wants it, at which point he slaps you clean off your chair and then across the room or something.

that is just what i was thinkin!!!!!! YIKES!!!...ya know!!!!!!!!! ??!?!?!!1...

but dude is sayin he wants to show me sum.....SHOW ME WHAT?!?!?!!!!

He wants to show you that back room in his basement where he keeps all his torture equipment. DON'T DO IT GURLLLL!!!!

PenelopePaige - It's a real good thing you cut off all contact with that guy when you did. I bet he would've gotten even scarier the longer you talked to him. The internet is a wacky place - I have enough really fucked-up horror stories that...I could probably write an actual book based off all the warped stuff I've witnessed or experienced online and sell a crap load of copies. The truth really is stranger than any fiction (or horror).

I saw a few minutes ago where someone said on YouTube that social networking is going to be dead in about five years. I wouldn't even give it that long, now that I'm thinking about it. I think a lot of people are starting to realize really fast that the internet really isn't the best place to meet new people in a social context - whether platonically, romantically, etc.

armpit said:

myfavorite said:

that is just what i was thinkin!!!!!! YIKES!!!...ya know!!!!!!!!! ??!?!?!!1...

but dude is sayin he wants to show me sum.....SHOW ME WHAT?!?!?!!!!

He wants to show you that back room in his basement where he keeps all his torture equipment. DON'T DO IT GURLLLL!!!!

PenelopePaige - It's a real good thing you cut off all contact with that guy when you did. I bet he would've gotten even scarier the longer you talked to him. The internet is a wacky place - I have enough really fucked-up horror stories that...I could probably write an actual book based off all the warped stuff I've witnessed or experienced online and sell a crap load of copies. The truth really is stranger than any fiction (or horror).

I saw a few minutes ago where someone said on YouTube that social networking is going to be dead in about five years. I wouldn't even give it that long, now that I'm thinking about it. I think a lot of people are starting to realize really fast that the internet really isn't the best place to meet new people in a social context - whether platonically, romantically, etc.

You are sooooo right! Sometimes people are cool and fun but every so often you get some icky werido and it's......icky! Don't want no part of that! No way!

PenelopePaige said:

armpit said:

He wants to show you that back room in his basement where he keeps all his torture equipment. DON'T DO IT GURLLLL!!!!

PenelopePaige - It's a real good thing you cut off all contact with that guy when you did. I bet he would've gotten even scarier the longer you talked to him. The internet is a wacky place - I have enough really fucked-up horror stories that...I could probably write an actual book based off all the warped stuff I've witnessed or experienced online and sell a crap load of copies. The truth really is stranger than any fiction (or horror).

I saw a few minutes ago where someone said on YouTube that social networking is going to be dead in about five years. I wouldn't even give it that long, now that I'm thinking about it. I think a lot of people are starting to realize really fast that the internet really isn't the best place to meet new people in a social context - whether platonically, romantically, etc.

You are sooooo right! Sometimes people are cool and fun but every so often you get some icky werido and it's......icky! Don't want no part of that! No way!

Yeah, okay you have a point - truthfully, there are *some* okay people online. I've had plenty of positive experiences in that respect; usually there's a lot of really cool girls online that I've ended up being good friends with...but I swear that more often than not it's a lot of nucking futs people; finding the okay ones is like finding a needle in a haystack, but when you do, you're so glad, like, "You're not batshit crazy; this is rad."

armpit said:

PenelopePaige said:

You are sooooo right! Sometimes people are cool and fun but every so often you get some icky werido and it's......icky! Don't want no part of that! No way!

Yeah, okay you have a point - truthfully, there are *some* okay people online. I've had plenty of positive experiences in that respect; usually there's a lot of really cool girls online that I've ended up being good friends with...but I swear that more often than not it's a lot of nucking futs people; finding the okay ones is like finding a needle in a haystack, but when you do, you're so glad, like, "You're not batshit crazy; this is rad."

ditto that!

armpit said:

HotGritz said:

Daaayyyuuummm!!!!! Wait...you didn't actually meet him face to face did you?

...Nope! Just talked on the phone. There he seems way more lucid, but in retrospect I still don't have a lot of faith that that necessarily means he's entirely safe to be around. He might be one of those types that's angelic until you fail to cook dinner exactly as he wants it, at which point he slaps you clean off your chair and then across the room or something.

Yep. Wow, that reminds me of so many movies I've seen about spousal abuse. The woman marries this prince charming type dude and one day out of nowhere....he's beating her ass over laundry and a phone bill.

armpit said:

myfavorite said:

that is just what i was thinkin!!!!!! YIKES!!!...ya know!!!!!!!!! ??!?!?!!1...

but dude is sayin he wants to show me sum.....SHOW ME WHAT?!?!?!!!!

He wants to show you that back room in his basement where he keeps all his torture equipment. DON'T DO IT GURLLLL!!!!

You ladies are obviously doing something wrong or else you woulda found a foine African lover man like I did online

http://prince.org/msg/100/314486

SCNDLS said:

You ladies are obviously doing something wrong or else you woulda found a foine African lover man like I did online

http://prince.org/msg/100/314486

Oh no!!!

PenelopePaige said:

armpit said:

He wants to show you that back room in his basement where he keeps all his torture equipment. DON'T DO IT GURLLLL!!!!

PenelopePaige - It's a real good thing you cut off all contact with that guy when you did. I bet he would've gotten even scarier the longer you talked to him. The internet is a wacky place - I have enough really fucked-up horror stories that...I could probably write an actual book based off all the warped stuff I've witnessed or experienced online and sell a crap load of copies. The truth really is stranger than any fiction (or horror).

I saw a few minutes ago where someone said on YouTube that social networking is going to be dead in about five years. I wouldn't even give it that long, now that I'm thinking about it. I think a lot of people are starting to realize really fast that the internet really isn't the best place to meet new people in a social context - whether platonically, romantically, etc.

You are sooooo right! Sometimes people are cool and fun but every so often you get some icky werido and it's......icky! Don't want no part of that! No way!

summmmuummmaaabitch...!!!...