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Reply #30 posted 07/24/11 2:57am

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i just could not resist posting these lyrics from:

Justin Timberlake's "Dick in a Box."

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
cool

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Reply #31 posted 07/24/11 4:32am

Timmy84	Dick so big it's got its own area code.
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Reply #32 posted 07/24/11 5:54am

vainandy

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SUPRMAN said:

FrenchGuy said:

Of course, what else!!

My dick is so hairy that I use it as a washglove...

My dick is so hairy it has a wash and set appointment every two weeks at the beauty parlor.

Well, to both of y'all....like LaWanda Page (Aunt Esther) used to say....lemme seeeeee it honey.....gimme a link. evillol

Andy is a four letter word.

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Reply #33 posted 07/24/11 6:03am

Cerebus

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My dick is so bigdj jtha kdkfs;d m...

Oh, sorry. My dick got in the way of my key board.

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Reply #34 posted 07/24/11 6:03am

Timmy84	Cerebus said: My dick is so bigdj jtha kdkfs;d m... Oh, sorry. My dick got in the way of my key board. Hahaha good one!
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Reply #35 posted 07/24/11 6:16am

myfavorite

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myfavorite said:

awww gawd! ...

I'm all for dirty jokes...i need ta learn some...lol

...andy drives me :crazy: ... lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti

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Reply #36 posted 07/24/11 6:18am

Timmy84	Dick so big it poked out my girlfriend's eye.
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Reply #37 posted 07/24/11 6:23am

CM7	Timmy84 said: Dick so big it poked out my girlfriend's eye. How are we supposed to know you weren't all up close there just trying to poke out her eye? I'm not sure if I trust your claims.
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Reply #38 posted 07/24/11 6:24am

Timmy84	CM7 said: Timmy84 said: Dick so big it poked out my girlfriend's eye. How are we supposed to know you weren't all up close there just trying to poke out her eye? I'm not sure if I trust your claims. Because the lights were out. DUH.
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Reply #39 posted 07/24/11 6:35am

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Reply #40 posted 07/24/11 6:59am

The1592	Cerebus said: My dick is so bigdj jtha kdkfs;d m... Oh, sorry. My dick got in the way of my key board. This one's my favorite so far..
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Reply #41 posted 07/24/11 7:11am

xpertluva

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I tried using My Dick for my org password but it was too long.

Seriously, my dick is only 3 inches...from the ground!!! lol

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Reply #42 posted 07/24/11 7:27am

Harlepolis	Adisa said: Link NSFW http://www.taschen.com/pa...s_book.htm [img:$uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Harlepolis/Gifs/3674285178_bdf30b901d_o.gif[/img:$uid]
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Reply #43 posted 07/24/11 10:50am

dJJ	Timmy84 said: Dick so big it's got its own area code. WINNER 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #44 posted 07/24/11 12:18pm

FuzzyWitch

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i am a chick with balls - so i reckon i'd have a big dick 2 lol

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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