A man and his wife have been married for a long time

But the man would always come home from the bar drunk every night

One night, the woman got enough of the man's drinking and decided to put a keyhole and demand her husband to blow his breath through it to see if he was drinking

So he comes home one night and he bangs on the door saying

"BABY LEMME IN!"

She was like "blow your breath through the keyhole."

He blew his breath through the keyhole and said "Get out of here! You've been drinking!"

So one night he decided to do something a little different so he ate a pack of sardines

When he comes back, he yells "BABY LEMME IN!"

The wife said "blow your breath through the keyhole."

He blew his breath through the keyhole and she could smell the sardines

She then yelled, "you nasty motherfucker! As soon as I break you off of one habit, you come back with another one!"

I love LaWanda Page, my dad used to have her and Redd Foxx on reel to reel tape stashed in the basement, lol. A lot of people have no idea how RAW Aunt Esther used to be before Sanford & Son.

I like the one about the crazy lady in jail, screaming 'bout... "I want a LOOOOONG Black Dick!".

PDogz said:

I love LaWanda Page, my dad used to have her and Redd Foxx on reel to reel tape stashed in the basement, lol. A lot of people have no idea how RAW Aunt Esther used to be before Sanford & Son.

I like the one about the crazy lady in jail, screaming 'bout... "I want a LOOOOONG Black Dick!".

The nurse said: "You was crazy as hell when you came in here, but you're in your damn right mind now."