I must have noticed this thread last night, although I didn't read it, because I had a short dream that Superman was trying to kill Spiderman! He was either shooting his heat vision at Spiderman, or maybe it was a ray gun, I'm not sure.

I remember thinking in my dream, "All Spiderman has is a spider web?!? He's toast!"

LOL.

spacedolphin said:

One makes money at the box-office, the other can't

Which is which? The first Superman movie was one of the most successful movies ever, at the time.

I've never seen a Spiderman movie, but I understand they did well, too.

RodeoSchro said:

I must have noticed this thread last night, although I didn't read it, because I had a short dream that Superman was trying to kill Spiderman! He was either shooting his heat vision at Spiderman, or maybe it was a ray gun, I'm not sure.

I remember thinking in my dream, "All Spiderman has is a spider web?!? He's toast!"

LOL.

Spidaman wears a mask

Supaman wears a cape

Batman wears both

Superman's crotch is huge

Spiderman's crotch is very hard to find...and he's afraid to use it...

superman is bullet/knife/fire/atomic bomb proof

spiderman is not.

BlackAdder7 said:

superman is bullet/knife/fire/atomic bomb proof

spiderman is not. trust me. i AM superman

i always thought you were

u need to check urbandictionary.com to fully understand the difference!!

imago said:

Superman is a reflection of American nationalism in my opinion.

Spiderman is a reflection of post-pubescent teenage fantasies to be something more than they are.

Spiderman is far more interesting to me than Superman. I remember when watching the old Superman T.V. shows (the black and white ones), I wanted superman to get his ass kicked so many times it wasn't even funny.

Why are they always saying that about me?

ZombieKitten said:

I saw the coolest chart in WIRED that explained the differences between all the supes!

I can't find that one, but I got this from a quick google

OF COURSE SUPERMAN IS all that.

Ender Wiggins did save a civilization.

Paul Atreides was responsible for 60 billion deaths.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

imago said:

Superman is a reflection of American nationalism in my opinion.

And he's an illegal alien!n well I guess at some point he was naturalized. But in the recent superman 500 he renounced his citizenship

He was naturalized at birth. We've been over this. SCOTUS ruled he was a U.S. citizen.

The only interesting thing about Superman/ Clar Kent is his origins. Other than that he is a total Even the object of his affection is a total

Spiderman, Batman, Hulk, X-Men, etc. are all a lot more intriguing than ol' sissy boots.

Adisa said:

The only interesting thing about Superman/ Clar Kent is his origins. Other than that he is a total Even the object of his affection is a total

Spiderman, Batman, Hulk, X-Men, etc. are all a lot more intriguing than ol' sissy boots.

And I fucks mainly with Batman!

1. Superman is an alien from another planet. Spiderman is from Earth.

2. Superman works hard to be human. Spiderman is human.

3. Superman is almost perfect. Spiderman will never be perfect.

JoeTyler said:

I'll tell you what makes them equal: they are two superheroes that, despite their awesome, unstoppable powers, are obsessed with getting a civilian job

ergo, they're fools, lol

Good answer!

Say what we will about Thor. But at least he knows he's a god and doesn't need a civilian job.

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TonyVanDam said:

1. Superman is an alien from another planet. Spiderman is from Earth.

2. Superman works hard to be human. Spiderman is human.

3. Superman is almost perfect. Spiderman will never be perfect.

Why I'd ride with Spiderman over Superman.

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

1. Superman is an alien from another planet. Spiderman is from Earth.

2. Superman works hard to be human. Spiderman is human.

3. Superman is almost perfect. Spiderman will never be perfect.

Why I'd ride with Spiderman over Superman.

I've always believe that Superman was kind of overrated in recent years. I think Captain Marvel is better superhero TBH!

TonyVanDam said:

Timmy84 said:

Why I'd ride with Spiderman over Superman.

I've always believe that Superman was kind of overrated in recent years. I think Captain Marvel is better superhero TBH!

Hell everyone better than Superman lol

tinaz said:

Superman is cool, Spidey is not

Superman is buff and tall and he got that super bass/super dick and he can fuck you in mid air. Spidey is a nerd with webbed jizz and nobody wants webbed jizz. Sorry but it's true.

^ I bet Batman is packing more.

Spider always looked he would smell like dirty socks in movies and tv.

1 is Alien and can't be destroyed by human creations.

Superman = Jesus

Enough said...

Superman's stories always sucked.

Timmy84 said:

^ I bet Batman is packing more.

Which one? Keaton, Kilmer or Clooney? I will put my money on Keaton because he had that chick from Friends strung out like a 2 dolla ho!

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

I've always believe that Superman was kind of overrated in recent years. I think Captain Marvel is better superhero TBH!

Hell everyone better than Superman lol

Do I need to come over there?

SUPRMAN said:

Timmy84 said:

Hell everyone better than Superman lol

Do I need to come over there?

HotGritz said:

Timmy84 said:

^ I bet Batman is packing more.

Which one? Keaton, Kilmer or Clooney? I will put my money on Keaton because he had that chick from Friends strung out like a 2 dolla ho!

I say Keaton too but Kilmer could give him a run. Clooney?