JoeTyler said:

Ummmmm..... Ya.

JoeTyler said:

Looking good

Mya said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

I found this so I figure an Oldie but a goodie for all my female fans (and dudes )

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When I saw this photo, I automatically thought of Lisa Bonet's husband Jason Momoa

I appreciate that compliment thank you very much

Fauxie said:

Lisa10 said:

Most if them haven't been too bad... orgnotes stopped when they realised I wasn't interested in cyber-sex or sending pics.

This one today actually sent me an orgnote with pictures of me he had collected. That was a bit scary. He had even made me a new avatar out of one of them. I don't think i'll post pics again.

Ok, that's properly creepy.

It made me feel a little bit sick to be honest.

What's going on? Everywhere I look I see Dave.

KoolEaze said:

vainandy said:

Nice pictures! So that´s what you look like? I find it cool that you´re still sporting a moustache.

I don´t like them in general but what I dislike even more are men who have lived all their lives with a moustache and then decide to get rid of it one day for no apparent reason. But you´re staying true to yourself and your style.

I will always have a mustache. Hell, I'm already fish enough, I gotta have something manly about me. I love mustaches. They just make a man's face complete. I didn't realize mine had gotten so thick though until I saw that picture. I got the scissors out this morning and trimmed it up. That's the only thing I trim though.

vainandy said:

KoolEaze said:

Nice pictures! So that´s what you look like? I find it cool that you´re still sporting a moustache.

I don´t like them in general but what I dislike even more are men who have lived all their lives with a moustache and then decide to get rid of it one day for no apparent reason. But you´re staying true to yourself and your style.

I will always have a mustache. Hell, I'm already fish enough, I gotta have something manly about me. I love mustaches. They just make a man's face complete. I didn't realize mine had gotten so thick though until I saw that picture. I got the scissors out this morning and trimmed it up. That's the only thing I trim though.

do moustaches keep on growing as long as anything? Or will it get to a certain length only? I've never even thought of that before!

Lisa10 said:

What's going on? Everywhere I look I see Dave.

Let me get it out my system Lisa10 then i will hide away like a bear til 2012........

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

I will always have a mustache. Hell, I'm already fish enough, I gotta have something manly about me. I love mustaches. They just make a man's face complete. I didn't realize mine had gotten so thick though until I saw that picture. I got the scissors out this morning and trimmed it up. That's the only thing I trim though.

do moustaches keep on growing as long as anything? Or will it get to a certain length only? I've never even thought of that before!

I bet if I never shaved or trimmed mine again, it would grow that long.

They ain't lying when they say, if you shave something, it will just grow back thicker. I shave every morning and when I get off work at 5:00 p.m., I can feel my beard starting to come back. I've always wanted to see if I could make my pubic hair thicker by shaving it once to test it but I'd be afraid that it wouldn't grow back as thick as it is now. But I want it thicker.

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

do moustaches keep on growing as long as anything? Or will it get to a certain length only? I've never even thought of that before!

I bet if I never shaved or trimmed mine again, it would grow that long.

They ain't lying when they say, if you shave something, it will just grow back thicker. I shave every morning and when I get off work at 5:00 p.m., I can feel my beard starting to come back. I've always wanted to see if I could make my pubic hair thicker by shaving it once to test it but I'd be afraid that it wouldn't grow back as thick as it is now. But I want it thicker.

I think as long as you shave and don't actually pull the hair out follicle and all like waxing, there is not reason it should thin out.

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

I bet if I never shaved or trimmed mine again, it would grow that long.

They ain't lying when they say, if you shave something, it will just grow back thicker. I shave every morning and when I get off work at 5:00 p.m., I can feel my beard starting to come back. I've always wanted to see if I could make my pubic hair thicker by shaving it once to test it but I'd be afraid that it wouldn't grow back as thick as it is now. But I want it thicker.

I think as long as you shave and don't actually pull the hair out follicle and all like waxing, there is not reason it should thin out.

With my luck, I'd finally end up getting lucky with a man while it's shaved and then I'd be forever known as a "bitch".

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

I think as long as you shave and don't actually pull the hair out follicle and all like waxing, there is not reason it should thin out.

With my luck, I'd finally end up getting lucky with a man while it's shaved and then I'd be forever known as a "bitch".

are you having a dry spell?

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

With my luck, I'd finally end up getting lucky with a man while it's shaved and then I'd be forever known as a "bitch".

are you having a dry spell?

I sure am. Hell, there's nowhere to go to meet men anymore. The clubs are boring as hell and full on youngsters.

There's a piece or rough trade trash in my apartment complex that I was fooling with last year for months and I could still have him right now at the snap of a finger but I ain't nobody's fool and I'm not going to put up with his sorry, good for nothing ass. He gets on my damn nerves watching me every morning as I go to my car and watching me when I come home sitting up on that damn balcony.

I dropped his ass last year when the motherfucker asked me to buy him some damn chips and snacks in the store. Andy don't buy you shit. I may offer you something but you don't tell me to buy you so much as a damn snicker bar because I ain't nobody's damn trick and I'm not your fucking mama. The bastard had to walk home that night. Then, I discoverd the next day that one of my DVDs was missing and he was the only person in my apartment. He must have gotten it when I went to the restroom. I dropped his ass and haven't spoken to him since but still see his ass every day up on that damn balcony. He even had the nerve to knock on my door about a month ago and ask for a damn cigarette to which he got cussed out and had the door slammed in his face. I guess he thought after all this time, I would let him back in. I never forget and if somone crosses me in the slightest way, I want blood.

He has always been deathly afraid of the police. That makes me know he's probably got a warrant or something on his ass. I even had a police lady friend of mine to run a check on him but both his first and last name is so common that she needed an address or something to narrow it down. When he's up on that balcony, he's freeloading off his father. I don't know his official address, but one way or another, that bastard is going to pay for stealing that DVD. I never forget.

Damn, you done got me to typing paragraphs talking about that bastard. I tell ya, he works my last damn nerve.

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

are you having a dry spell?

I sure am. Hell, there's nowhere to go to meet men anymore. The clubs are boring as hell and full on youngsters.

There's a piece or rough trade trash in my apartment complex that I was fooling with last year for months and I could still have him right now at the snap of a finger but I ain't nobody's fool and I'm not going to put up with his sorry, good for nothing ass. He gets on my damn nerves watching me every morning as I go to my car and watching me when I come home sitting up on that damn balcony.

I dropped his ass last year when the motherfucker asked me to buy him some damn chips and snacks in the store. Andy don't buy you shit. I may offer you something but you don't tell me to buy you so much as a damn snicker bar because I ain't nobody's damn trick and I'm not your fucking mama. The bastard had to walk home that night. Then, I discoverd the next day that one of my DVDs was missing and he was the only person in my apartment. He must have gotten it when I went to the restroom. I dropped his ass and haven't spoken to him since but still see his ass every day up on that damn balcony. He even had the nerve to knock on my door about a month ago and ask for a damn cigarette to which he got cussed out and had the door slammed in his face. I guess he thought after all this time, I would let him back in. I never forget and if somone crosses me in the slightest way, I want blood.

He has always been deathly afraid of the police. That makes me know he's probably got a warrant or something on his ass. I even had a police lady friend of mine to run a check on him but both his first and last name is so common that she needed an address or something to narrow it down. When he's up on that balcony, he's freeloading off his father. I don't know his official address, but one way or another, that bastard is going to pay for stealing that DVD. I never forget.

Damn, you done got me to typing paragraphs talking about that bastard. I tell ya, he works my last damn nerve.

UGH

sorry I made you think about that loser!!!

my last one...maybe

[Edited 7/25/11 19:37pm]

Giselle said:

What id give 4 a head of hair like that.......

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

I bet if I never shaved or trimmed mine again, it would grow that long.

They ain't lying when they say, if you shave something, it will just grow back thicker. I shave every morning and when I get off work at 5:00 p.m., I can feel my beard starting to come back. I've always wanted to see if I could make my pubic hair thicker by shaving it once to test it but I'd be afraid that it wouldn't grow back as thick as it is now. But I want it thicker.

I think as long as you shave and don't actually pull the hair out follicle and all like waxing, there is not reason it should thin out.

When U shave, U are cutting the hair off at it's thickest point, that's why it grows back as thick. Keep it Andy, it looks sexy bitch!

davetherave6767 said:

Giselle said:

What id give 4 a head of hair like that.......

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

I sure am. Hell, there's nowhere to go to meet men anymore. The clubs are boring as hell and full on youngsters.

There's a piece or rough trade trash in my apartment complex that I was fooling with last year for months and I could still have him right now at the snap of a finger but I ain't nobody's fool and I'm not going to put up with his sorry, good for nothing ass. He gets on my damn nerves watching me every morning as I go to my car and watching me when I come home sitting up on that damn balcony.

I dropped his ass last year when the motherfucker asked me to buy him some damn chips and snacks in the store. Andy don't buy you shit. I may offer you something but you don't tell me to buy you so much as a damn snicker bar because I ain't nobody's damn trick and I'm not your fucking mama. The bastard had to walk home that night. Then, I discoverd the next day that one of my DVDs was missing and he was the only person in my apartment. He must have gotten it when I went to the restroom. I dropped his ass and haven't spoken to him since but still see his ass every day up on that damn balcony. He even had the nerve to knock on my door about a month ago and ask for a damn cigarette to which he got cussed out and had the door slammed in his face. I guess he thought after all this time, I would let him back in. I never forget and if somone crosses me in the slightest way, I want blood.

He has always been deathly afraid of the police. That makes me know he's probably got a warrant or something on his ass. I even had a police lady friend of mine to run a check on him but both his first and last name is so common that she needed an address or something to narrow it down. When he's up on that balcony, he's freeloading off his father. I don't know his official address, but one way or another, that bastard is going to pay for stealing that DVD. I never forget.

Damn, you done got me to typing paragraphs talking about that bastard. I tell ya, he works my last damn nerve.

UGH

sorry I made you think about that loser!!!

A friend of mine was over at my apartment a few weeks ago and he had two drag queen friends of his with him. These bitches were tall as hell and were dressed like straight up whores. They looked like The Mary Jane Girls on steroids. I tried to get them to go up on that balcony and knock on his father's door with a pair of men's underwear in their hand and tell his father that they were returning them to their man Chris but they were scared to do it.

benjaminira said:

ZombieKitten said:

I think as long as you shave and don't actually pull the hair out follicle and all like waxing, there is not reason it should thin out.

When U shave, U are cutting the hair off at it's thickest point, that's why it grows back as thick. Keep it Andy, it looks sexy bitch!

Oh, I don't want a shaved dick. I hate a shaved dick. The hairier the better. I just want mine to grow thicker.

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

UGH

sorry I made you think about that loser!!!

A friend of mine was over at my apartment a few weeks ago and he had two drag queen friends of his with him. These bitches were tall as hell and were dressed like straight up whores. They looked like The Mary Jane Girls on steroids. I tried to get them to go up on that balcony and knock on his father's door with a pair of men's underwear in their hand and tell his father that they were returning them to their man Chris but they were scared to do it.

that would have been funny if they'd dard

ZombieKitten said:

vainandy said:

A friend of mine was over at my apartment a few weeks ago and he had two drag queen friends of his with him. These bitches were tall as hell and were dressed like straight up whores. They looked like The Mary Jane Girls on steroids. I tried to get them to go up on that balcony and knock on his father's door with a pair of men's underwear in their hand and tell his father that they were returning them to their man Chris but they were scared to do it.

that would have been funny if they'd dard

Oh, I even gave them a full description of his dick in graphic detail and the noises and faces that he makes when he cums. That was just in case he was there and wanted to dispute knowing them. Plus, you never know if his girlfriend was up there too and she would really want to know how these drag queens knew all this.

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

that would have been funny if they'd dard

Oh, I even gave them a full description of his dick in graphic detail and the noises and faces that he makes when he cums. That was just in case he was there and wanted to dispute knowing them. Plus, you never know if his girlfriend was up there too and she would really want to know how these drag queens knew all this.

vainandy said:

just1lousydime said:

Woah. Why did I think you were black?

You're not the first person to think that. I'm white but I'm off-white.

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[Edited 7/23/11 15:11pm]

If they heard u talk they'd go back to thinkin u black.

JoeTyler said:

Is that a trace of chest hair I spy?

You're adorable.

johnart said:

vainandy said:

You're not the first person to think that. I'm white but I'm off-white.

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[Edited 7/23/11 15:11pm]

If they heard u talk they'd go back to thinkin u black.

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vainandy said:

johnart said:

If they heard u talk they'd go back to thinkin u black.

http://vain-andy3435.podo...3_14-07_00

Holla muthafucka HOLLA!!

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