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PrintableCloudbuster said: ...and then my Mum came in and showed me how to masturbate properly. I've never forgotten her gentle words; 'Rub it, think about me, and then reach the climax'. She taught me a lot...
It was my therapist who taught me how to masturbate. 'Squeeze it until it spits', he told me. I've never looked back... | |
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Therapy said: I shit my pants at inappropriate moments.
You should start a thread about that! | |
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mcmeekle said: Well, all you have to do to give yourself a blowjob is [Snip.Profanity Removed.LaV]
   Pathetic. Lucky I caught that one in time...  | |
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Cloudbuster said: I lost a beer can in my ass.
 and it HURTS!  H E L P!  You gotta try and control these urges, honey. I hear you, but try and find something more productive to do with your time. | |
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LaVisHh said: I lost a bee in my ass and it HURTS! But I quite like the sensation of being stung on my rectal wall.
There's some fucked-up individuals in this world. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Please?
 I told you, NO! | |
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LaVisHh said: Cloudbuster said: Please?
I told you, NO!  | |
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Haystack said: Fuck a pigeon for Jesus. It was my therapist who told me to do this. 'Squeeze it until it spits', he told me. I've never looked back...
Go out and make a friend. It's far more rewarding. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: Cloudbuster is one of my favourite Orgers, always has something nice to say
Go out and make love to a statue of Princess Diana. It's far more rewarding and the 'residue' wipes off really easily. Well, I take everything back. | |
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Haystack said: I was really happy when Princess Di died. I thought, what an apt name she had.
Dude, that's in bad taste. Some folk could be really offended by that sort of comment. You want to be a tad more considerate in future. | |
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Princess Di said (from beyond the grave) : Cloudbuster said: I was really happy when Princess Di died. I thought, what an apt name she had.
You bastard! I'm going to haunt you forever, now. Well, that'll teach you. _____ [This message was edited Sun Feb 16 15:53:20 PST 2003 by Haystack] | |
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Haystack said: I collect the smudge that gathers at the back of refrigerators.
Thanks for sharing that piece of fucking mundane information.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Did anybody else watch the 'Dynasty' marathon that was on the television last night? Twelve whole episodes one after the other. Total bliss.
Er, no. | |
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LaVisHh said: When I think of dwarves I get all wet in the groin and I usually have to find a dark corner and finish myself off. Is this normal?
Yes. | |
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Haystack said: Did anybody watch the television last night? I'm so poor that I don't have one!
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