My B.S. is first class

Im horny and need 2 be fucked. @ SL + HS

...and now, I'm desperate to beat Annabelle Chong's record.

Hooray! Another killer thread from the man that brought you "Org Confessional Time", "Org Charity Drive" and "Post in the Style of another Orger". Is there no stopping this man?

...I'd love to play Mr-Wobbly-Hides-His-Helmet with Princess Anne.

ian said:

First of all, it's called Unquoting. Secondly, it's copyrighted, Thirdly, send the royalties to Aerogram.

XxAxX said:

Sorry honey. Im now going 2 make sweet sweet love to smeghead.

Goonight everybody.

I want to fuck bell hooks

I dreamt that the Mick Jagger gave me a sponge bath while singing Mother's Little Helper.

rdhull said:

Please, tell it to your shrink...

I love it when my Peter Pan tights ride up on me!

let's face it, we've all got a thing for the queen mum. sure, she looks frail, but under those knickers is a lovely treat for the man brave enough.

I was sbingcrosby

I love althom. I think he's the best thing here on the org

ok everyone i have something i'd like to get off my chest. ok. this is hard for me to talk about but i'm sure by now you've all noticed my physical. . . differences. i don't look like you, obviously. you could say i'm.. differently abled, sort of like rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, only different. but like i've always said, 'let us not judge a man by the number of fingers, toes and ears he has - but rather by the good he does with his life'. and, i'd like to point out to you i quit my job at the circus months ago so i'd appreciate it if we could all just leave the past in the past ok?

Don't call me white

I will be as pro-white and pro-America as possible

No one guessed I'm really KellyAnne!

I am a man.

I love wanking my Dad off

I'm going to officially change my name to Blanket.

gracious. it's a brand spankin new day and i feel all warm and sunshiny inside. good morning everyone

I'm still wiping my butt by scraping it on the grass outside, you should all try it, saves on toilet tissue!

I am really 2the9s

LaVisHh said:

Just what sort of trouble are you trying to cause me, next thing you know, folks are going to stop having fun with me! Moderators are not real people.

I have a problem with nose hair. I can braid mine.

LaVisHh said:

Big deal! I braid my ass hairs!