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Printablesexlovely said: Who wants to spank my bottom?
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Therapy said: sexlovely said: Who wants to spank my bottom?
I hardly know you!!And thats stopped U before!??? :d [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 16:40:12 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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ian said: ...so my experiment to see just how easy it was to make butterflies vomit ended rather abruptly when my mistress came in and caught me force-feeding a Cabbage White with some cornflour. Later that day, I was forced into a kinky S&M session that lasted most of the afternoon and evening. Needless to say, I won't be experimenting with butterflies again. Although my diabolical experiments on goldfish will carry on.
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AaronUnlimited said: no, but it is over there, which is why you said it
 it's part of that gibberish language your people speak anyway, so what difference does it make if it's used right? Oh yeah, I remember saying it now! Not sure what I meant though 
I think you should spend that $99 for that flight to London and learn some colloquialisms and their proper usage | |
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XxaxX said: That thing on my wing in my avatar is a bogie from my beak!
Really... thanx for sharing that! | |
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ian said: I think you should spend that $99 for that flight to London and learn some colloquialisms and their proper usage And just so we're clear, by that I mean, ram your cock down my throat while you berate me and wipe boogers on my wife's forehead.sicky [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 16:43:12 PST 2003 by AaronUnlimited] | |
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OCEANA said:
I can't believe acted so silly over that whole sand-dollar thing! Everyone, please accept my apologies. Also I'm really sorry to everyone I was abusive to, particularly the moderators. I was going through a tough time in my life and I lashed out at the wrong people. I'm very sorry. I love you all!
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Haystack said: If I'd have started this game again, the thread would have dropped to page two by now. | |
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AaronUnlimited said: ian said: I think you should spend that $99 for that flight to London and learn some colloquialisms and their proper usage And just so we're clear, by that I mean, ram your cock down my throat while you berate me and wipe boogers on my wife's forehead.sicky [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 16:43:12 PST 2003 by AaronUnlimited] I'm very glad I don't live in London... that boogers thing just freaked me out! | |
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ian said: OCEANA said:
I can't believe acted so silly over that whole sand-dollar thing! Everyone, please accept my apologies. Also I'm really sorry to everyone I was abusive to, particularly the moderators. I was going through a tough time in my life and I lashed out at the wrong people. I'm very sorry. I love you all!
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Ben said: I think im gonna give my hair-peice back to Pete Sampras. His pubic hair doesnt really suit my head.
Valerie honey...get my reject Prince.org hoodie for me pleeze!! I'll need somthin 2 cover my head 4 a while...until I can find out who Michael Jackson has been buying them wigs from...yummy At last!!! Be gone evil perm!!! 
[This message was edited Wed Feb 12 16:47:33 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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ian said: OCEANA said:
I can't believe acted so silly over that whole sand-dollar thing! Everyone, please accept my apologies. Also I'm really sorry to everyone I was abusive to, particularly the moderators. I was going through a tough time in my life and I lashed out at the wrong people. I'm very sorry. I love you all!
"Climb in my fur." | |
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Therapy said:
yeah yeah i'd like to give the entire world a hug and spread the love around and promote world peace and blah blah but right now i'm too busy doing myself so all that crap'll just have to wait!
at least you're honest about your priorities | |
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ben said: Okay I have a confession (in keeping with Ian's recent "Org Confessional" thread). Yes, I was sfarrell... I did all those "I like pizza" posts. Sorry but it just started out as a silly joke but so many people responded that it took on a life of it's own!
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XxAxX said: Therapy said:
yeah yeah i'd like to give the entire world a hug and spread the love around and promote world peace and blah blah but right now i'm too busy doing myself so all that crap'll just have to wait!
Anyone got a bandage? I just broke my wing with that dig | |
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ian said: can anyone guess why my fingers are brown?
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Therapy said: ..so, can ANYBODY recommend some proper treatment for thrush? | |
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ian said: AaronUnlimited said: ian said: can anyone guess why my fingers are brown?
ewww whipes his brown finger accross Aaron's top lip... hehehee "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: What are you favourite Prince B-sides?
Oh, for goodness sakes. It's the wrong forum for starters AND this type of thing's been done to death... | |
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Haystack said:
i'm still pretty shy about being an hermaphrodite. should i tell my dates about this before we get naked or just 'surprise' them with my equipment?
well dear, if she likes you for you it won't even matter how many genitals you have, or what type. tell her about this right after you ask her out. | |
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Haystack said: SexLovely said: What are you favourite Prince B-sides?
Oh, for goodness sakes. It's the wrong forum for starters AND this type of thing's been done to death... ignores Haystack the twat... Well anyway, mine are:- Alexa Paris 17 Days Shes Always in My Hair Horny Pony God C'mon every1. Dont be shy.  @ Shitstack.
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Ian said: Cloudbuster just orgnoted me and asked me out on a date!
Are you going? | |
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SexLovely said: sometimes for fun i like to sneak onto the geriatrics ward of my local hospital and gobble up all the old folks' medication. is that so wrong?
well, as hobbies go it could be worse. i'm just glad to hear you've stopped harassing badgers for fun | |
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Therapy said: Ian said: Cloudbuster just orgnoted me and asked me out on a date!
Are you going? ...for a piss on Haystack? Yes i am actually... Ive been eating nothing but hot curries 4 the last few days 2 glorify this moment. And make him stink of course. [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 17:11:08 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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XxAxX said:  Ive just got back from the doctors. My worst fears are true.
Im suffering from terminal stupidity!  Really?? So am -..gugh!!- (chokes to death after swallowing his own tongue) [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 17:18:14 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said:
i don't get it. women SAY they want you to be honest and direct but when i just walk up, grab their titties and stick my tongue in their mouths they shy away from me. should i introduce myself first?
well, most people prefer an introduction first but we all have our own style. i'd say keep up the honesty! somewhere, somewhen your true love will grab you right back and pooof! LOVE, babee | |
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XxAxX said: SexLovely said:
i don't get it. women SAY they want you to be honest and direct but when i just walk up, grab their titties and stick my tongue in their mouths they shy away from me. should i introduce myself first?
well, most people prefer an introduction first but we all have our own style. i'd say keep up the honesty! somewhere, somewhen your true love will grab you right back and pooof! LOVE, babee  Wow, d'you reckon!?
shovs hands up yr shirt and probes yr face with tongue... U reckon I should start using the boner I get aswell? [This message was edited Wed Feb 12 17:28:10 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: My smile is my passport to Pleasureville when I'm chatting up amputees. | |
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Haystack said: My B.O. is my first class ticket 2 Barfsville when Im chatting up 10 yr old boys. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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