Men aren't visual in the same way women are. It's not necessarily about looking nice.

Give him a show. Show your naked body, but USE IT. Act like a filthy whore. Touch yourself all over, work your body like you're fucking an invisible dick. Writhe and moan like a slut from touching yourself before he even touches you. Act like he doesn't even need to be there for you to be a filthy sex whore.

That might provide some visual stimulation.

PunkMistress said:

Men aren't visual in the same way women are. It's not necessarily about looking nice.

Give him a show. Show your naked body, but USE IT. Act like a filthy whore. Touch yourself all over, work your body like you're fucking an invisible dick. Writhe and moan like a slut from touching yourself before he even touches you. Act like he doesn't even need to be there for you to be a filthy sex whore.

That might provide some visual stimulation.

Or just throw him down and sit on his face.

Have you tried one of these?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/accessories_mustache_mayor.jpg[/img:$uid]

johnart said:

Have you tried one of these?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/accessories_mustache_mayor.jpg[/img:$uid]

Uhh.... that definitely would NOT work for me.

Cerebus said:

PunkMistress said:

Men aren't visual in the same way women are. It's not necessarily about looking nice.

Give him a show. Show your naked body, but USE IT. Act like a filthy whore. Touch yourself all over, work your body like you're fucking an invisible dick. Writhe and moan like a slut from touching yourself before he even touches you. Act like he doesn't even need to be there for you to be a filthy sex whore.

That might provide some visual stimulation.

Or just throw him down and sit on his face.

Yes. But since this is about visual, hover over it for a while, not letting him stick his tongue out and touch it yet. Just show him. Don't be embarrassed; I promise he's not evaluating the perfection of your ladyparts. He's wanting you like crazy and totally excited by you spreading it right in his face.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Have you tried one of these?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/accessories_mustache_mayor.jpg[/img:$uid]

Uhh.... that definitely would NOT work for me.

Mustache rides!

PunkMistress said:

Cerebus said:

Or just throw him down and sit on his face.

Yes. But since this is about visual, hover over it for a while, not letting him stick his tongue out and touch it yet. Just show him. Don't be embarrassed; I promise he's not evaluating the perfection of your ladyparts. He's wanting you like crazy and totally excited by you spreading it right in his face.

And anticipating those warm moist lady parts landing on his face.

tinaz said:

Cerebus said:

Uhh.... that definitely would NOT work for me.

Mustache rides!

I could be wrong, but I think he was asking if she had tried wearing one.

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

Mustache rides!

I could be wrong, but I think he was asking if she had tried wearing one.

Wow, you know where my mind is!

tinaz said:

Cerebus said:

I could be wrong, but I think he was asking if she had tried wearing one.

Wow, you know where my mind is!

Clearly!

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

Wow, you know where my mind is!

Clearly!

That guy is the LAST guy id ever think to give rides!

Cerebus said:

PunkMistress said:

Yes. But since this is about visual, hover over it for a while, not letting him stick his tongue out and touch it yet. Just show him. Don't be embarrassed; I promise he's not evaluating the perfection of your ladyparts. He's wanting you like crazy and totally excited by you spreading it right in his face.

And anticipating those warm moist lady parts landing on his face.

I wish every straight woman could turn dyke for a day, just so she could see how desirable and sexy she really is - and how little those traits are related to the things most chicks worry about.

PunkMistress said:

Cerebus said:

And anticipating those warm moist lady parts landing on his face.

I wish every straight woman could turn dyke for a day, just so she could see how desirable and sexy she really is - and how little those traits are related to the things most chicks worry about.

Well then I guess I wish they could, too. Because the constant complaining about all the things that really don't matter to me is HONESTLY one of the main reasons I stay single (other than that kid thing ). Women are sexy (to most straight men, I suppose). I mean intrinsically, just being themselves, just the fact that they are a woman - that's sexy. Work that and stop worrying about all the small stuff. Because really, most men will NEVER understand what you're going on about.

tinaz said:

Cerebus said:

Clearly!

That guy is the LAST guy id ever think to give rides!

Aww, come on now. He's got balance stablization bars ready to go. Just think about how they would softly tickle the inside of your thighs. Hot.

Edit: How. That sentence makes much more sense with the inclusion fo the word "how".

[Edited 7/14/11 11:33am]

Cerebus said:

PunkMistress said:

I wish every straight woman could turn dyke for a day, just so she could see how desirable and sexy she really is - and how little those traits are related to the things most chicks worry about.

Well then I guess I wish they could, too. Because the constant complaining about all the things that really don't matter to me is HONESTLY one of the main reasons I stay single (other than that kid thing ). Women are sexy (to most straight men, I suppose). I mean intrinsically, just being themselves, just the fact that they are a woman - that's sexy. Work that and stop worrying about all the small stuff. Because really, most men will NEVER understand what you're going on about.

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

PunkMistress said:

Cerebus said:

Well then I guess I wish they could, too. Because the constant complaining about all the things that really don't matter to me is HONESTLY one of the main reasons I stay single (other than that kid thing ). Women are sexy (to most straight men, I suppose). I mean intrinsically, just being themselves, just the fact that they are a woman - that's sexy. Work that and stop worrying about all the small stuff. Because really, most men will NEVER understand what you're going on about.

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

PunkMistress said:

Cerebus said:

Well then I guess I wish they could, too. Because the constant complaining about all the things that really don't matter to me is HONESTLY one of the main reasons I stay single (other than that kid thing ). Women are sexy (to most straight men, I suppose). I mean intrinsically, just being themselves, just the fact that they are a woman - that's sexy. Work that and stop worrying about all the small stuff. Because really, most men will NEVER understand what you're going on about.

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

Yes, I think its pretty clear you've got your female-ness worked out. And just think, now you can wheel that shit up to Chris, fully reclined and ready to go! Half the work, already done!

(holds hands over heads for fear of object arriving through the air from the east coast) I couldn't help myself, and I tried... a little. Glad you got the chair, though.

tinaz said:

PunkMistress said:

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

I was actually referring to the crazy irrational insecurity part, not the inherently-sexy part.

Cerebus said:

PunkMistress said:

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

Yes, I think its pretty clear you've got your female-ness worked out. And just think, now you can wheel that shit up to Chris, fully reclined and ready to go! Half the work, already done!

(holds hands over heads for fear of object arriving through the air from the east coast) I couldn't help myself, and I tried... a little. Glad you got the chair, though.

You think I won't?

And thanks.

tinaz said:

PunkMistress said:

Not to say I'm never guilty of this - I'm still a female, after all. But I'm aware of my female-ness in this context.

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

I'm actually holding out some hope that my 40s may lead me to another happy, longterm relationship. Partially because fewer women are concerned with having kids (or their kids are grown), but also because I think what you said above may be pretty common. I'm 39 now, so I figure 11 more years of trying and then I'm done.

Cerebus said:

Women are sexy (to most straight men, I suppose). I mean intrinsically, just being themselves, just the fact that they are a woman - that's sexy. Work that and stop worrying about all the small stuff. Because really, most men will NEVER understand what you're going on about.

Exactly

PunkMistress said:

tinaz said:

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

I was actually referring to the crazy irrational insecurity part, not the inherently-sexy part.

Oh! Well then, I got rid of that when I hit 40.. Still surfaces when I see those tight bodies in bikini's at the pool, But then I think... Ya, one day you'll have strech marks too bitch...

PunkMistress said:

tinaz said:

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

I was actually referring to the crazy irrational insecurity part, not the inherently-sexy part.

Doh! I read it the other way, too. That she found her inherent-sexy, or at least the ability to use it with confidence.

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

It took me until I hit my 40's to be aware of it.. I mean I knew I had it, but was uncomfortable in using it because I wasnt secure in myself...

I'm actually holding out some hope that my 40s may lead me to another happy, longterm relationship. Partially because fewer women are concerned with having kids (or their kids are grown), but also because I think what you said above may be pretty common. I'm 39 now, so I figure 11 more years of trying and then I'm done.

Ya, it is more common that as we age you become more secure with yourself... And being a bit less worried about how everyone around you percieves you makes one more confident...

tinaz said:

PunkMistress said:

I was actually referring to the crazy irrational insecurity part, not the inherently-sexy part.

Oh! Well then, I got rid of that when I hit 40.. Still surfaces when I see those tight bodies in bikini's at the pool, But then I think... Ya, one day you'll have strech marks too bitch...

And maybe one day you'll get to the point where you can do the self-love thing without thinking of younger, "tighter" women as bitches to be hated?

I have my share of physical difficulties, as I've shared here plenty. Staying a healthy weight has never been one of them. That's just how it is for me. But some women seem to think this makes it ok for them to call me all kinds of names ("skinny bitch") and comment constantly on what I'm eating or how my clothes look on me, always with this mean-spiritedness as if their troubles with weight or diet are my fault. As if my slimness comes directly at their expense or something. It's not very nice!

PunkMistress said:

tinaz said:

Oh! Well then, I got rid of that when I hit 40.. Still surfaces when I see those tight bodies in bikini's at the pool, But then I think... Ya, one day you'll have strech marks too bitch...

And maybe one day you'll get to the point where you can do the self-love thing without thinking of younger, "tighter" women as bitches to be hated?

I have my share of physical difficulties, as I've shared here plenty. Staying a healthy weight has never been one of them. That's just how it is for me. But some women seem to think this makes it ok for them to call me all kinds of names ("skinny bitch") and comment constantly on what I'm eating or how my clothes look on me, always with this mean-spiritedness as if their troubles with weight or diet are my fault. As if my slimness comes directly at their expense or something. It's not very nice!

Im sorry!

I dont hate them... Ok, i do a little... I do have some insecurities still

Its just I will never have my 20 year old body back... even tho im slim and fit and run everyday its not the same "tightness" as it was then...

[Edited 7/14/11 14:49pm]

PunkMistress said:

tinaz said:

Oh! Well then, I got rid of that when I hit 40.. Still surfaces when I see those tight bodies in bikini's at the pool, But then I think... Ya, one day you'll have strech marks too bitch...

And maybe one day you'll get to the point where you can do the self-love thing without thinking of younger, "tighter" women as bitches to be hated?

I have my share of physical difficulties, as I've shared here plenty. Staying a healthy weight has never been one of them. That's just how it is for me. But some women seem to think this makes it ok for them to call me all kinds of names ("skinny bitch") and comment constantly on what I'm eating or how my clothes look on me, always with this mean-spiritedness as if their troubles with weight or diet are my fault. As if my slimness comes directly at their expense or something. It's not very nice!

Hollaaaaaaa!

Anyways I fucking love this!!!! So ya, men arent caught up with or looking at us thru a microscope like we look at ourselves??? Well this is great news.

This is the jackpot tell me more!!!

idunno war the mustache ride is?

for the record I think stretchmarks are kinda hot... but then... I'm a sexual deviant like that...

RenHoek said:

for the record I think stretchmarks are kinda hot... but then... I'm a sexual deviant like that...

Ur also a chick.