this is one of those deaths like when your parachute does not open, where you can only think "I should not have jumped out of a plane, I guess"

People who have sex with dogs should die. Sick bastards!

Ive slept with a few dogs in my time....some werent 2 bad.....

paintedlady said:

Michelesky said:

Hey, now I grew up on a farm and I take offense to that statement! Just kidding! Good God, what was this woman thinking? Buy a vibrator!

!!!!! Why fuck a dog? Eww, I am allergic, and you KNOW when you have allergies to animals its the DANDER that makes a person allergic. NOT THE HAIR.... but the piss, saliva and semen.. ewwwww

Cats always lick themselves clean... their fur is LOADED with their saliva, this is why cats tend to trigger allergies on people more than dogs do.

So if you know you have allergies... why molest a dog? I am co-signing Michelesky 1million percent, get a vibrator!! They come in all sizes. That poor dog and the guy should be left alone.

That woman got herself a mean slice of karma for mistreating an animal. Nasty heffa!

Can you imagine the talk during the funeral? I wonder what a pastor/priest would say?

I feel bad for her kids. Could you imagine how they get teased at school? And now without a mom because she had to get it on with Fido.... I read where the dog has been quarantined since this happened....Free the damn dog, it's not his fault!

will the dog be charged with anything?

Get himself tagged as a sex offender?

Michelesky said:

paintedlady said:

!!!!! Why fuck a dog? Eww, I am allergic, and you KNOW when you have allergies to animals its the DANDER that makes a person allergic. NOT THE HAIR.... but the piss, saliva and semen.. ewwwww

Cats always lick themselves clean... their fur is LOADED with their saliva, this is why cats tend to trigger allergies on people more than dogs do.

So if you know you have allergies... why molest a dog? I am co-signing Michelesky 1million percent, get a vibrator!! They come in all sizes. That poor dog and the guy should be left alone.

That woman got herself a mean slice of karma for mistreating an animal. Nasty heffa!

Can you imagine the talk during the funeral? I wonder what a pastor/priest would say?

I feel bad for her kids. Could you imagine how they get teased at school? And now without a mom because she had to get it on with Fido.... I read where the dog has been quarantined since this happened....Free the damn dog, it's not his fault!

I'm saying!!!

I honestly think this is the absolute worst way a woman can die... especially if she's a mom. Her kids are gonna grow up fighting or be home schooled.

Eye saw a realy cute donkey the other day at a wild life park,it was kinda cute!!!!big eyes,long strong legs,floppy ears it looked at me as if 2 say hey dave looking good what about it??.It was time 2 leave but on another day who knows????

davetherave6767 said:

Eye saw a realy cute donkey the other day at a wild life park,it was kinda cute!!!!big eyes,long strong legs,floppy ears it looked at me as if 2 say hey dave looking good what about it??.It was time 2 leave but on another day who knows????

Omg, you're a sick bastard.......That is probably why I love your posts and this one made me literally laugh out loud!

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tinaz said:

CM7 said:

You gotta be raised on a farm to do stuff like that.

I know that is a totally weird thing to say but it ran through my mind and I had to say it.

I heard this rumor one time about a woman who was married to old indian man I knew relatives of... that she got it on with her bulldog. She was from west virginia (and not the city parts), younger than him but raised on a farm and without much school... she was a little rough around the edges... but all those people were like that.

I was just thinking "Gee, I wonder why Edna never had an allergic reaction"

...then I remembered she was raised on a farm and all.

that's terrible.

but the chick who cut off the dudes.____!!! HOLY buhjeebus!... the weird part to me is her calling the law afterward. He couldn't come kill her ass while she is behind bars. ok, no matter what- this whole thing is screwed up but I still gotta know what he supposedly did.

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

And us western farm guys. Having sex with animals has nothing to do with being raised on a farm.

I do feel sorry for her, though. Definitely feel bad for her surviving family and friends. Yes, she agreed to the act, but I seriously doubt that dying from it ever crossed her mind. That's a terrible way to die, for sure.

NMuzakNSoul said:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

And us western farm guys. Having sex with animals has nothing to do with being raised on a farm.

I do feel sorry for her, though. Definitely feel bad for her surviving family and friends. Yes, she agreed to the act, but I seriously doubt that dying from it ever crossed her mind. That's a terrible way to die, for sure.

oh no... not this. That isn't what I meant... but instead of trying to explain it again, I'll just let you think I'm horrible close minded person and not simply one with a daft sense of humor unless you care to feel like going back and reading where I tried to explain this. Ill let you decide. I know my farm friends would have laughed their asses off at the statement.

Anywho.... yes, this is a sick, sick situation and I totally understand where people are coming from when it comes to the animal cruelty thing... and we have no way of knowing how they intrigued the dog, but in most of the dog/human stories I have heard... to get a dog to get give a guy some tongue action peanut butter gets used a lot but when it comes to male dogs and females, it often gets told that all she really has to do is get down on the floor.

I hope the dog is ok and I don't advocating putting anyone including animals in that situation.... but if he is ok, I doubt he will be scarred. He probably walked from the incdent feeling like he got lucky. Dogs are.... well, they're dogs. They're great... but when you greet people by licking butts and humping legs, it's doubtful the dogs going to walk away with any emotional scars.

Lets just hope he didn't catch the clap from the chick.

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had it comijg the biathc had it coming11!!

BESTALITY: NOOOO

RRIP

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JoeTyler said:

had it comijg the biathc had it coming11!!

BESTALITY: NOOOO

RRIP

[Edited 7/13/11 19:08pm]

Whoa dude. Are you posting from an alternate dimension or something?

Cerebus said:

JoeTyler said:

had it comijg the biathc had it coming11!!

BESTALITY: NOOOO

RRIP

[Edited 7/13/11 19:08pm]

Whoa dude. Are you posting from an alternate dimension or something?

Joe likes Jack..... Daniels.

paintedlady said:

Cerebus said:

Whoa dude. Are you posting from an alternate dimension or something?

Joe likes Jack..... Daniels.

I guess.

Efan said:

Wow, what a ruff way to go. Hope she didn't take too much of a pounding.

Bitches be hatin on her mad yo.

johnart said:

Efan said:

johnart said:

Bitches be hatin on her mad yo.

If only someone had gotten the hose, she might still be here today.

holy crap that about made me choke on my popcorn

Efan said:

johnart said:

Bitches be hatin on her mad yo.

If only someone had gotten the hose, she might still be here today.

Hey! I like that song. Don't go sullyin' Florence with your dog sperm!

Cerebus said:

Hey! I like that song. Don't go sullyin' Florence with your dog sperm!

What?? Her dog days are over.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Hey! I like that song. Don't go sullyin' Florence with your dog sperm!

What?? Her dog days are over.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Hey! I like that song. Don't go sullyin' Florence with your dog sperm!

What?? Her dog days are over.

Dude... that is so fuckin' wrong. But I cannot deny the brilliance of that comment. I laughed.

Efan said:

If you think her kids are embarrassed, imagine how her ma and paw feel.

With their hands, probably.

johnart said:

Efan said:

If you think her kids are embarrassed, imagine how her ma and paw feel.

With their hands, probably.

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