Action movies where the bad guys have endless magazines and crappy aim

Action movies with neverending & bloodless fistfights ...in real life, a single & strong punch to the face could kill a man...and/or make him bleed like a swine...

Movies where a romantic/passionate man nearly loses everything just for that "impossible" love , specially in England circa 18-19th centuries

Teen movies full of insecure male teens who are afraid of banging that slutty blonde who's just begging for it. C'mon

Disrespectul Vietnam movies depicting extremely crazy-ass/lazy soldiers and corrupt/incompetent officers... we lost the war just because North Vietnam took the conflict very serioulsy and because they received a neverending supply of guns/$ by the Soviets. Period.

recent cash-in $ Irak War movies

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SCNDLS said:

Watching Kill Bill now and one thing that's ALWAYS annoyed me with this is that she was in a coma for years so no doubt her muscles atrophied and would require months of rehab to regain full function. Yet this hooker sits in the truck for 10 hours wiggling her gatdamn pinky toe and has no problem regaining her full strength to go on a fighting/killing spree. Bitch please!

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You have to suspend disbelief with the Kill Bill movies, I thought that was made pretty obvious from the beginning, when she took a bullet right to the head, after getting the crap beat out of her by Bill's whole clique, and didn't immediately...die.

armpit said:

SCNDLS said:

Watching Kill Bill now and one thing that's ALWAYS annoyed me with this is that she was in a coma for years so no doubt her muscles atrophied and would require months of rehab to regain full function. Yet this hooker sits in the truck for 10 hours wiggling her gatdamn pinky toe and has no problem regaining her full strength to go on a fighting/killing spree. Bitch please!

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You have to suspend disbelief with the Kill Bill movies, I thought that was made pretty obvious from the beginning, when she took a bullet right to the head, after getting the crap beat out of her by Bill's whole clique, and didn't immediately...die.

Yeah, Kill Bill is just a live action cartoon lol

Don't get me started on Inception. That's a whole other thread.

I love the Star Wars saga, but there are TOO many scenes with laser blasts flying all around and ain't NOBODY getting

And then there are horror films. No comment.

ScarletScandal said:

armpit said:

You have to suspend disbelief with the Kill Bill movies, I thought that was made pretty obvious from the beginning, when she took a bullet right to the head, after getting the crap beat out of her by Bill's whole clique, and didn't immediately...die.

Yeah, Kill Bill is just a live action cartoon lol

Don't get me started on Inception. That's a whole other thread.

Exactly - "Kill Bill" is meant to be an over-the-top, stylized kungfu-meets-western, revenge/action flick. The first time I sat down to watch it, I went in expecting a lot of unrealistic stuff. I don't think Tarantino was going for a really understated, true-to-life type of movie .

Didn't I already cover all this with KB??? Of all the movies being discussed why folks getting hung up on KB? I didn't think it was supposed to real. Sheesh!

armpit said:

ScarletScandal said:

Yeah, Kill Bill is just a live action cartoon lol

Don't get me started on Inception. That's a whole other thread.

Exactly - "Kill Bill" is meant to be an over-the-top, stylized kungfu-meets-western, revenge/action flick. The first time I sat down to watch it, I went in expecting a lot of unrealistic stuff. I don't think Tarantino was going for a really understated, true-to-life type of movie .

Yeah, if you notice too, there are a LOT of cartoon-esque type of sound effects in it as well.

Hershe said:

I saw it XxAxX. I thought you might be hating on Twilight, lol.

still am, yes

which reminds me: male protagonists whose behavior is the very definition of stalker/abusive/controlling, propounded in stories addressed to young females that pose as 'romance' stories

Terminator.

It is impossible on just about every level imaginable to travel back in time to father your boss.

SCNDLS said:

The movie Just Wright we already covered

And can you really disable a car with a banana in it's tailpipe???

Beverly Hills Cop is also guilty of the unloading several clips from an automatic weapon yet don't nobody get hit and the cops hold 'em off with six shooters

The fuckery starts at 9:20

i guess it's the same as sugar in a gas tank

and why is it that i hear u channeling the barber shop in coming 2 america 'YOU MUST BE OUT UR GHATDAMN MIND!"

Adisa said:

I love the Star Wars saga, but there are TOO many scenes with laser blasts flying all around and ain't NOBODY getting

And then there are horror films. No comment.

that's why the ewoks were able 2 fuck up the stormtroppers cause they can't hit shit lol SMH

here's something i can't understand about star trek tho, the enterprise has the shields up but still gets fucked up in the process, yet the enemy ship has no damage with their shields up

ScarletScandal said:

armpit said:

Exactly - "Kill Bill" is meant to be an over-the-top, stylized kungfu-meets-western, revenge/action flick. The first time I sat down to watch it, I went in expecting a lot of unrealistic stuff. I don't think Tarantino was going for a really understated, true-to-life type of movie .

Yeah, if you notice too, there are a LOT of cartoon-esque type of sound effects in it as well.

Exactly; the "Origin of O-Ren", anime sequence, where... a young girl manages to hunt down and kill the yakuza boss who had her parents murdered.... .

Definitely not aiming for realism, there.

Pathfinder

nothing more need be said

though I really do enjoy the movie, watching it in absolute suspended belief but that's because I'm very bias, but I still recognize.

L4OATheOriginal said:

SCNDLS said:

The movie Just Wright we already covered

And can you really disable a car with a banana in it's tailpipe???

Beverly Hills Cop is also guilty of the unloading several clips from an automatic weapon yet don't nobody get hit and the cops hold 'em off with six shooters

The fuckery starts at 9:20

i guess it's the same as sugar in a gas tank

and why is it that i hear u channeling the barber shop in coming 2 america 'YOU MUST BE OUT UR GHATDAMN MIND!"

Cuz I AM! "You ain't never met Martin Luther tha Kang!"

SCNDLS said:

L4OATheOriginal said:

i guess it's the same as sugar in a gas tank

and why is it that i hear u channeling the barber shop in coming 2 america 'YOU MUST BE OUT UR GHATDAMN MIND!"

Cuz I AM! "You ain't never met Martin Luther tha Kang!"

so many classic lines in that movie alone lol

XxAxX said:

brainless, co-dependent women who entirely lack judgment and who negligently contribute to their own downfall, thus requiring rescue by some Big, Strong Man. esPECially when this tripe is peddled as a 'love' story

JoeTyler said:

Action movies where the bad guys have endless magazines and crappy aim

Action movies with neverending & bloodless fistfights ...in real life, a single & strong punch to the face could kill a man...and/or make him bleed like a swine...

Movies where a romantic/passionate man nearly loses everything just for that "impossible" love , specially in England circa 18-19th centuries

Teen movies full of insecure male teens who are afraid of banging that slutty blonde who's just begging for it. C'mon

Disrespectul Vietnam movies depicting extremely crazy-ass/lazy soldiers and corrupt/incompetent officers... we lost the war just because North Vietnam took the conflict very serioulsy and because they received a neverending supply of guns/$ by the Soviets. Period.

recent cash-in $ Irak War movies

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And what's with all he aadamantium rib cages? Somebody getting slammed hard enough to break 'concrete' but no broken or bruised ribs?

But note that only the hero can take this punishment. The bad man has felled many men throughout the movie.

'The Hurt Locker' is a hell of a movie. Period.

XxAxX said:

which reminds me: male protagonists whose behavior is the very definition of stalker/abusive/controlling, propounded in stories addressed to young females that pose as 'romance' stories

What movies are you talking about?

Btw, don't women like to be chased?

HotGritz said:

Terminator.

It is impossible on just about every level imaginable to travel back in time to father your boss.

...So true, but it's still my favorite movie of all-time. I can still remember being completely in awe and wowed by it the first time I saw it as a kid, and that still hasn't changed.

SUPRMAN said:

JoeTyler said:

Action movies where the bad guys have endless magazines and crappy aim

Action movies with neverending & bloodless fistfights ...in real life, a single & strong punch to the face could kill a man...and/or make him bleed like a swine...

Movies where a romantic/passionate man nearly loses everything just for that "impossible" love , specially in England circa 18-19th centuries

Teen movies full of insecure male teens who are afraid of banging that slutty blonde who's just begging for it. C'mon

Disrespectul Vietnam movies depicting extremely crazy-ass/lazy soldiers and corrupt/incompetent officers... we lost the war just because North Vietnam took the conflict very serioulsy and because they received a neverending supply of guns/$ by the Soviets. Period.

recent cash-in $ Irak War movies

[Edited 7/19/11 6:38am]

And what's with all he aadamantium rib cages? Somebody getting slammed hard enough to break 'concrete' but no broken or bruised ribs?

But note that only the hero can take this punishment. The bad man has felled many men throughout the movie.

'The Hurt Locker' is a hell of a movie. Period.

that's why I respect some Steven Seagal's action movies, lol. At least, in those films he NEVER receives a single punch, so he really doesn't have to die/bleed,

and THL was as bad as I thought it would be!

How is it that despite Ricky's hollerin and complainin Lucy ALWAYS gets in the show???