My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

creeper neighbors suck

My neighbors across the street are a-holes.

The wife watches your comings-&-goings and (we found out a few years ago) keeps tabs on where you shop and what you buy.

I used to think my wife was paranoid until I witnessed it myself a few times (you pull up to the house and instantly their living room light turns off and their curtain parts a little...then you are inside and the light turns back on).

PurpleJedi said:

My neighbors across the street are a-holes.

The wife watches your comings-&-goings and (we found out a few years ago) keeps tabs on where you shop and what you buy.

I used to think my wife was paranoid until I witnessed it myself a few times (you pull up to the house and instantly their living room light turns off and their curtain parts a little...then you are inside and the light turns back on).

Yes! I've noticed this happening too! Sometimes when we're outside I'll notice all their lights go off and I would think to myself, "I think they're watching us" but then I thought I was being major paranoid, but then, the minute we came back inside , all lights would go back on! What in the hell? Some people are insane! Its so strange! My husband and I are almost recluses, we don't associate with anyone that we don't know very well and it's too strange to us!

We had a tree fall right after we moved in and when my husband was telling him things he'd done to take care of the tree, like doing this to the stump or that to the branches, the guy would say, "Oh yeah, we saw you do that" ? ?

Weird!

PurpleJedi said:

My neighbors across the street are a-holes.

The wife watches your comings-&-goings and (we found out a few years ago) keeps tabs on where you shop and what you buy.

I used to think my wife was paranoid until I witnessed it myself a few times (you pull up to the house and instantly their living room light turns off and their curtain parts a little...then you are inside and the light turns back on).

Oh hell ...

I would get my strongest flashlight and BLAST her with it everytime and or take my zoom and let her see me taking pix of her peeping ass

Now you see why I live on a mountianside far far away from humans

good fences make good neighbors.

Fuck'em!!

Walk around bare-assed as often as you like, curse at each other as a form of loving greeting i.e. "Good morning ya little fucker, I fuckin' love your ass!"

and live your life...

seriously!

JerseyKRS said:

good fences make good neighbors.

Yep! I'm already thinking about a fence!

I got this one heffa who lives behind me...when I first moved in I would notice her walking her dog past my place so she could peek into my patio. Every time I caught her, she would grin and mumble a hello.

One day she knocked on my door to interrogate me about feeding my cat properly, all the while peeping past me into my house. After her lecture, I told her the damned cat was 13 years old, well fed, thank you and up to date with his shots. Then she changed her story to complain that he scratched at her when she tried to pet him...I told her she was old enough to assume the risk of petting a strange animal, so he had no right to complain.

After that, she stopped speaking to me but I noticed she began letting the dog linger in the grass by my place long enough to do his business before walking off. One day I came home and just stood there and glared at her without saying a word till she started walking off, then I went on my way, cursing loud enough for her to hear me.

Now she walks her damned dog in the other direction, scared I might kick her ass.

JerseyKRS said:

good fences make good neighbors.

Brilliant!

Simple, yet effective solution.

Man, I could have some fun with those two.

You ought to pull their chains as much as you can.

babynoz said:

I got this one heffa who lives behind me...when I first moved in I would notice her walking her dog past my place so she could peek into my patio. Every time I caught her, she would grin and mumble a hello.

One day she knocked on my door to interrogate me about feeding my cat properly, all the while peeping past me into my house. After her lecture, I told her the damned cat was 13 years old, well fed, thank you and up to date with his shots. Then she changed her story to complain that he scratched at her when she tried to pet him...I told her she was old enough to assume the risk of petting a strange animal, so he had no right to complain.

After that, she stopped speaking to me but I noticed she began letting the dog linger in the grass by my place long enough to do his business before walking off. One day I came home and just stood there and glared at her without saying a word till she started walking off, then I went on my way, cursing loud enough for her to hear me.

Now she walks her damned dog in the other direction, scared I might kick her ass.

hahaha- People are damned crazy!

Machaela said:

PurpleJedi said:

My neighbors across the street are a-holes.

The wife watches your comings-&-goings and (we found out a few years ago) keeps tabs on where you shop and what you buy.

I used to think my wife was paranoid until I witnessed it myself a few times (you pull up to the house and instantly their living room light turns off and their curtain parts a little...then you are inside and the light turns back on).

Oh hell ...

I would get my strongest flashlight and BLAST her with it everytime and or take my zoom and let her see me taking pix of her peeping ass

Now you see why I live on a mountianside far far away from humans

I would kill to live on a mountainside away from humans!

JerseyKRS said:

good fences make good neighbors.

That should be a motto.

HAH!

Sounds a little like my neighbour, only mine is faaaaaaaaaaaaaar from Ned Flanders.

He's a real punk...and a pervert. I always suspect he's a peeper too.

And he's also a sponsor for AA here. So many drunks come to his house and some of them pass out on our lawn. One was a convicted rapist, who nearly came up to my door when I was alone at home. My dog scared him away, thank God.

PenelopePaige said:

Machaela said:

Oh hell ...

I would get my strongest flashlight and BLAST her with it everytime and or take my zoom and let her see me taking pix of her peeping ass

Now you see why I live on a mountianside far far away from humans

I would kill to live on a mountainside away from humans!

I live here so I don't kill ... Humans

Erect an upside down cross in your back yard and maybe sacrifice a small animal to satan, then they'll stop bugging you. just kidding, I think.

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

HAH!

Sounds a little like my neighbour, only mine is faaaaaaaaaaaaaar from Ned Flanders.

He's a real punk...and a pervert. I always suspect he's a peeper too.

And he's also a sponsor for AA here. So many drunks come to his house and some of them pass out on our lawn. One was a convicted rapist, who nearly came up to my door when I was alone at home. My dog scared him away, thank God.

runphilrun said:

Erect an upside down cross in your back yard and maybe sacrifice a small animal to satan, then they'll stop bugging you. just kidding, I think.

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

This is an instance when God will forgive you as perfectly acceptible to hold a satanic ritual in your back yard.

Don't quote me on that.

I'm always hearing folks talking about their neighbors sticking their noises in where they dont belong. This is why i barely even speak to my neighbors. I may throw my hand up to a few but that's about it. They don't bother me, either.

jone70 said:

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

haha- that's funny!

RodeoSchro said:

Man, I could have some fun with those two.

You ought to pull their chains as much as you can.

I wish I had the nerve! It's so funny, I'm offended by their Christian Rock blaring, not because it's Christian but because it's bad music! And strangely, even though their so salt-of-the-earth, he wears the teeniest tiniest speedo and his wife's bikini is so miniscule, well, that's all I'll say about that.....

Strange people indeed!

I don't have neighbours.

Scare them the way folks do when some Jehovah's Witnesses (unless it's Prince ) come to the door. That'll get them to move out.

But seriously what a nincompoop. Sounds like he vote for crazy-ass Bachmann whatever her name is.

Timmy84 said:

Scare them the way folks do when some Jehovah's Witnesses (unless it's Prince ) come to the door. That'll get them to move out.

But seriously what a nincompoop. Sounds like he vote for crazy-ass Bachmann whatever her name is.

probably!

Sounds like live entertainment.

And the perfect reason to do naughty, naughty things.

<.< *rubbing hands together* Drop as many F-Bombs and sex-bombs as you possibly can.

CM7 said: