Reply #60 posted 07/12/11 1:56pm
KidaDynamite 
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chocolate1 said:
missfee said:
imago said:
I had a date with a girl once who had an unnatural fixation on American football. 
But, I think the funniest thing I ever read was once in which some girl had a date here on the org with a dude that took her to the cinema. He brought fried chicken with him to the theatre. 
I've seen people sneak in cheeseburgers from McDonald's or Burger King in the theatre. But Fried Chicken..wonder how he managed to pull that one off?
No lie... When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?" We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?" I declined. When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.  :spit: I can't.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #61 posted 07/12/11 1:56pm
KidaDynamite
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So funny I quoted twice. [Edited 7/12/11 14:24pm]surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #62 posted 07/12/11 1:58pm
paintedlady 
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KidaDynamite said:
chocolate1 said:
No lie...
When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?"
We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?"
I declined.
When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.
 I can't.
Birdicide in aisle 13 seat F..... |
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Reply #63 posted 07/12/11 2:28pm
PurpleJedi 
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paintedlady said:
KidaDynamite said:
chocolate1 said: I can't.
Birdicide in aisle 13 seat F.....
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #64 posted 07/12/11 2:29pm
KidaDynamite
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paintedlady said:
KidaDynamite said:
chocolate1 said:
No lie...
When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?"
We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?"
I declined.
When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.
I can't.
Birdicide in aisle 13 seat F..... :evillol: Well, in one of my dates with the same dude he said he wouldn't be hurt or cared if I walked out of his life or some shit and it didn't really bother me till much later. I mean months later. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #65 posted 07/12/11 2:37pm
XxAxX 
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RodeoSchro said:
Dave1992 said:
Nope, every single detail about it is true. I don't ever make things up unless I write lyrics to a song.
Dave, I think you are sitting on a song that has basically written itself!
And the video! Think of the video! Straight to number one, no doubt.
you don't need to leave a candle in the window
to guide me on my journey back to you
i don't need a map to find my way into your heart
all i need is your coiffeur a la flambeau . . .
set your hair on fire for me tonight my baby
your light will chase away the lonely dark
shine your light on me and set my true love free
i'll douse you when you start to shoot off sparks
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Reply #66 posted 07/12/11 2:40pm
paintedlady
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KidaDynamite said:
paintedlady said:
Birdicide in aisle 13 seat F.....
 Well, in one of my dates with the same dude he said he wouldn't be hurt or cared if I walked out of his life or some shit and it didn't really bother me till much later. I mean months later.
That reminds me when phimosis dude had the audacity to tell ME that he wasn't sure if he could get serious with me. Once I found out what he was working with I quickly told him that I couldn't be with him.
He responded: ... "its all about the penis for you huh?"
Me: "Um... no, because YOU told me that you weren't even sure you would get serious with me, so why should I stick it out with any guy that didn't want me in the first place?"
Him: ".........*crickets chirpin'*......"
Me: "Uh huh, well... its been an unforgettable experience"
He did find some poor chick to have a baby with him... I hope they got the kid circumcized!
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Reply #67 posted 07/12/11 3:14pm
KidaDynamite
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paintedlady said:
KidaDynamite said:
paintedlady said:
Birdicide in aisle 13 seat F.....
Well, in one of my dates with the same dude he said he wouldn't be hurt or cared if I walked out of his life or some shit and it didn't really bother me till much later. I mean months later.
That reminds me when phimosis dude had the audacity to tell ME that he wasn't sure if he could get serious with me. Once I found out what he was working with I quickly told him that I couldn't be with him. He responded: ... "its all about the penis for you huh?" Me: "Um... no, because YOU told me that you weren't even sure you would get serious with me, so why should I stick it out with any guy that didn't want me in the first place?" Him: ".....*crickets chirpin'*....." F Me: "Uh huh, well... its been an unforgettable experience" He did find some poor chick to have a baby with him... I hope they got the kid circumcized! Ain't that some shit! Some people are assbackwards...mind you, dude wanted to bed me so bad but the he gonna say some shit like that. I should have known right then and there. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #68 posted 07/12/11 4:26pm
paintedlady
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KidaDynamite said:
paintedlady said:
That reminds me when phimosis dude had the audacity to tell ME that he wasn't sure if he could get serious with me. Once I found out what he was working with I quickly told him that I couldn't be with him.
He responded: ... "its all about the penis for you huh?"
Me: "Um... no, because YOU told me that you weren't even sure you would get serious with me, so why should I stick it out with any guy that didn't want me in the first place?"
Him: ".........*crickets chirpin'*......"
F
Me: "Uh huh, well... its been an unforgettable experience"
He did find some poor chick to have a baby with him... I hope they got the kid circumcised!
Ain't that some shit! Some people are assbackwards...mind you, dude wanted to bed me so bad but the he gonna say some shit like that. I should have known right then and there.
That's what I call, 'dodging a bullet' .  |
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Reply #69 posted 07/12/11 4:47pm
KidaDynamite
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paintedlady said:
KidaDynamite said:
paintedlady said:
That reminds me when phimosis dude had the audacity to tell ME that he wasn't sure if he could get serious with me. Once I found out what he was working with I quickly told him that I couldn't be with him.
He responded: ... "its all about the penis for you huh?"
Me: "Um... no, because YOU told me that you weren't even sure you would get serious with me, so why should I stick it out with any guy that didn't want me in the first place?"
Him: ".....*crickets chirpin'*....."
F
Me: "Uh huh, well... its been an unforgettable experience"
He did find some poor chick to have a baby with him... I hope they got the kid circumcised!
Ain't that some shit! Some people are assbackwards...mind you, dude wanted to bed me so bad but the he gonna say some shit like that. I should have known right then and there.
That's what I call, 'dodging a bullet' . Guhl, I was JUST singing the lyrics "thank god you blew it, thank god I dodged a bullet..."  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #70 posted 07/12/11 5:50pm
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I've never really been on a date either. Guys I've hooked up with have been schoolmates, housemates etc. I met my husband at the pub where he worked. I used to go there, hang out until the band finished and then take him home to my place  not really a "date". |
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Reply #71 posted 07/13/11 4:00am
Dave1992 |
XxAxX said:
RodeoSchro said:
Dave, I think you are sitting on a song that has basically written itself!
And the video! Think of the video! Straight to number one, no doubt.
you don't need to leave a candle in the window
to guide me on my journey back to you
i don't need a map to find my way into your heart
all i need is your coiffeur a la flambeau . . .
set your hair on fire for me tonight my baby
your light will chase away the lonely dark
shine your light on me and set my true love free
i'll douse you when you start to shoot off sparks
I love the line "set your hair on fire for me tonight, my baby", because it can be both funny and also deeply sincere ! |
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Reply #72 posted 07/13/11 4:48am
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RodeoSchro said:
I once went out on a blind date with a girl I'd been warned not to go out with, but I forgot the blind date was that girl. I realized it as I was taking a shower to get ready, and screamed like Janet Leigh in "Psycho". Well, maybe not so high-pitched, and maybe I shouted the F word instead of "Eeeeee!!!!!" but you get the picture.
OK, maybe not the actual picture, because that would be creepy. Any way, I digress.
I think I left her at a concert, but I made sure she had a ride home first. I think.
It was a horrible experience. For her. Kind of for me, too.
Why were you warned not to go out with her? What happened on the date that you left her at a concert? C'mon, did you really think you could casually bring the scenario up and NOT give details?  |
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Reply #73 posted 07/13/11 9:17am
XxAxX
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Dave1992 said:
XxAxX said:
you don't need to leave a candle in the window
to guide me on my journey back to you
i don't need a map to find my way into your heart
all i need is your coiffeur a la flambeau . . .
set your hair on fire for me tonight my baby
your light will chase away the lonely dark
shine your light on me and set my true love free
i'll douse you when you start to shoot off sparks
I love the line "set your hair on fire for me tonight, my baby", because it can be both funny and also deeply sincere !
the song has a country western kind of feel to it in my head |
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