You just made this up! | |
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Oh I'm so sorry! THat is SO WRONG! | |
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Do you know that bastard was all sweet to me after and actually was all teary eyed when he dropped me off? He knew he was wrong for that shit he did to me. Creep! Saying he thought I was special n shit? He made me promise to call him after that he NEEDED to see me soon. I never called him.
I was just glad to get home that night. Thank goodness I never have to spend any time with ever. | |
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I once went out on a blind date with a girl I'd been warned not to go out with, but I forgot the blind date was that girl. I realized it as I was taking a shower to get ready, and screamed like Janet Leigh in "Psycho". Well, maybe not so high-pitched, and maybe I shouted the F word instead of "Eeeeee!!!!!" but you get the picture.
OK, maybe not the actual picture, because that would be creepy. Any way, I digress.
I think I left her at a concert, but I made sure she had a ride home first. I think.
It was a horrible experience. For her. Kind of for me, too. | |
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Well then, it's time for you to go to the wire. | |
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Remember when I told you I went to a Texans/Buccaneers game, and asked all the Tampa Bay fans if they knew you, and none of them said they did?
I didn't really do that. Sorry.
Well, I did go to the game, but I didn't canvass the Tampa Bay fans. I wish now that I had. | |
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lol reading all these stories i'm glad i never have "It's time for you to go to the wire." | |
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Stories?
I was just reading your signature. | |
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no i meant all these dating stories "It's time for you to go to the wire." | |
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I dont mind a little bit of phone fiddling on a date. I see no problem with picking or being picked up outside. I kind of know what you mean, but a quick phone call usually gives me enough time to grab things like house keys, wallet, condoms etc on my way out the door without someone leering in at my from the porch as i run about like a tit looking for stuff. | |
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Uhm...that was sort of "rape" no? He's lucky you didn't get his crazy ass arrested!
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btw...I didn't know the phimosis story, in fact I just had to google it. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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yeah painted engrained in all of the us the horrific event...i think i remember a power point presentation... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Thank you! I'm sorry you thought you had to do that in order to get out safely. I would have screamed my head off. You should have chomped down hard on his dick while it was in your mouth. That would have given you time to get the hell outta Dodge. | |
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Nope, every single detail about it is true. I don't ever make things up unless I write lyrics to a song. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I wished I had the nerve! I felt punked that night. It was our second date, so I guess he needed sex this time around. He had us locked INSIDE his livingroom. The door had some funky lock on it and I couldn't turn the knob. I even looked for a sharp object or something... but nope, nada but a huge candle. So I weighed my chances and told him I was mestrual so I couldn't do nothing but suck him off. He happily whipped out his dick and it was over in under 3 minutes. I got up fast as demanded he take me home, he then gave in and unlocked the frekkin' door. I was at his house for 3 hours before that.
I was pissed. I think he saw that I was angry, maybe that's why he was so nice after. Probably to make sure I didn't call the police.
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I'm so sorry that this happened to you. To me it feels like he violated you against your will. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Dave, I think you are sitting on a song that has basically written itself!
And the video! Think of the video! Straight to number one, no doubt. | |
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Can you believe? People can be downright insane! Once when I was in high school my parents forgot to pick me up from a football game and this big ass football player (who was all sweet in the beginning) said he would take me home- well, he proceeded to drive me around for HOURS and finally told me he wanted to show me where he went fishing and drove me out in the middle of nowhere, I really think he was going rape me or kill me, I remembered that his father had recently died so I started talking real fast about his daddy, saying his daddy would be so proud yada yada yada, finally when he was about to cry cause I kept going on about his dadddy, I jumped out of the car- ran through the woods, until, I found, Thank God, a gas station! I called my friend to come pick me up. It was so scary. But it's a valuable lesson- like what happened to you- You still have to watch out for people- even something as innocent as a date or a ride home with a star football player. | |
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Yes definately I'm giving you a hug too! | |
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add another few digits;
x 100,000 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Thank you. Paintedlady did what she had to do to get out of her situation too. Sometimes you just have to size up the situation and figure out, "Fight or Flight" | |
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Brilliant. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Oh, and I've never been on a date. I guess the closest thing to a fit for this thread would be the ol' finger up the bum during our first time together story. In some circles I imagine that might be quite rude or unusual for a lady to do. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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OMG!!! You are a fast thinker. I wish I was as quick witted as you... I tried to talk my way out of that mess, but that damn thug wasn't having it. I am glad you were able to find a gas station and get a friend to come get you. What a scary thing to hop in a car end up in the middle of nowhere.
I am glad you didn't have to do anything you regret. | |
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I was just lucky his damn daddy had just died! And kudos to you for thinking up the bit about your period! | |
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It is a funny story, but it's really difficult turning such stories into classy, catchy pop lyrics. I might give it a try, though! | |
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When I was still single and going through my divorce this one police officer I met (yes he was called out to handle a problem btw my ex husband and his family and I ) Anyways, he came out took care of the problem and he realised that he didn't have a pencil to fill out the report with and he needed my address. Then he gave me his number and said I could just text it to him and he'd fill it out when he got to the station.
Anyways, long story short we started texting on occasion and he actually helped me out of several jams I found myself in throughout the divorce process. Well, whenever he'd come over to help me with stuff wether it be car probs or whatever I'd make him dinner and we'd drink a cpl beers. He'd always ask me to dinner and I'd always tell him I wasn't interested in dating him. That I only liked him as a friend.
Anyways, one night after MONTHS. MONTHS! of him begging me to go out with him I gave in and we went out for a cpl drinks. It was the night before easter and he told me there was gonna be a lot of checkpoints so he said he'd drive me (I just wanted to meet him at the bar but I let him pick me up). So that was fine, on the way to the bar he had mentioned that he was having drama with his sons mother that day, and I was like join the club yanno whatever whatever.
We get to the bar and a lot of my friends are there so I'm just sorta mingling when we first get there. No need to be glued to eachother, yanno? So I'm talking friends in the back of the bar, and hes up at the bar and next thing I know I get a TEXT MESSAGE from him saying he's gonna leave cuz his kids mom is starting all kinds of shit and keeps calling him. So I txt him back and I'm like.....okkkkkkk well lets go then, and he's like I'm going up over Tumbling Run so I CAN'T TAKE YOU HOME!!!!
WTF? So your gonna STRAND me at the bar????? So I don't even bother txting him back the son of a bitch and so I guess he left I dunno.
BUT, I met my husband in the bar that night so it's all good.
Althoughhhhhhh that sick son of a bitch of a cop never gave me my jacket back out of his car and I KNOW he drives thru here all the time. Whatever. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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