I've only had one dating disaster where I ended up leaving my date in the middle of a park with him to find his way home after his extreme rudeness of cursing me out when I wouldn't let him kiss me

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

Another date I went on the guy kept answering his cell phone on non-emergency calls and proceeded to have long conversations lasting 5 min or more. When I started gathering my things that's when he finally got off and asked was everything okay.

Another time one was receiving and answering text messages the whole night.

And those are mine. Though they may seem minor compared to others. So what are your stories?

I had a date with a girl once who had an unnatural fixation on American football.

But, I think the funniest thing I ever read was once in which some girl had a date here on the org with a dude that took her to the cinema. He brought fried chicken with him to the theatre.

i've never been on a date.

missfee said:

I've only had one dating disaster where I ended up leaving my date in the middle of a park with him to find his way home after his extreme rudeness of cursing me out when I wouldn't let him kiss me

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

Another date I went on the guy kept answering his cell phone on non-emergency calls and proceeded to have long conversations lasting 5 min or more. When I started gathering my things that's when he finally got off and asked was everything okay.

Another time one was receiving and answering text messages the whole night.

And those are mine. Though they may seem minor compared to others. So what are your stories?

You sound high maintenance

thisisit said:

i've never been on a date.

thisisit said:

aussies just go straight for the altar?? wadaheck?..

imago said:

I had a date with a girl once who had an unnatural fixation on American football.

But, I think the funniest thing I ever read was once in which some girl had a date here on the org with a dude that took her to the cinema. He brought fried chicken with him to the theatre.

I've seen people sneak in cheeseburgers from McDonald's or Burger King in the theatre. But Fried Chicken..wonder how he managed to pull that one off?

scandalousalan said:

missfee said:

I've only had one dating disaster where I ended up leaving my date in the middle of a park with him to find his way home after his extreme rudeness of cursing me out when I wouldn't let him kiss me

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

Another date I went on the guy kept answering his cell phone on non-emergency calls and proceeded to have long conversations lasting 5 min or more. When I started gathering my things that's when he finally got off and asked was everything okay.

Another time one was receiving and answering text messages the whole night.

And those are mine. Though they may seem minor compared to others. So what are your stories?

You sound high maintenance

Hmm well shouldn't a guy at least be polite and mannerable on dates? I thought that was something that is basic?

missfee said:

I've only had one dating disaster where I ended up leaving my date in the middle of a park with him to find his way home after his extreme rudeness of cursing me out when I wouldn't let him kiss me

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

Another date I went on the guy kept answering his cell phone on non-emergency calls and proceeded to have long conversations lasting 5 min or more. When I started gathering my things that's when he finally got off and asked was everything okay.

Another time one was receiving and answering text messages the whole night.

And those are mine. Though they may seem minor compared to others. So what are your stories?

I had a first date once with a guy who spent the entire date talking about his ex girlfriend, even pulling out his wallet and showing me her picture. I was very polite about it but I was like, ?

When he took me home, all of a sudden the dumbass scoops me up and starts carrying me up the stairs to my bedroom like he's Fabio or something. I started kicking and screaming until he put me down. Akward.

i once went on a date with this guy just because he had a nice car.... it was a 9 11 and oh well i was 22 at the time

it was the worst most boring date... he was way 2 self obsessed....

he called me a few times for a second date but gave up on me when i told him i met someone with a lamborghini

PenelopePaige said:

missfee said:

I've only had one dating disaster where I ended up leaving my date in the middle of a park with him to find his way home after his extreme rudeness of cursing me out when I wouldn't let him kiss me

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

Another date I went on the guy kept answering his cell phone on non-emergency calls and proceeded to have long conversations lasting 5 min or more. When I started gathering my things that's when he finally got off and asked was everything okay.

Another time one was receiving and answering text messages the whole night.

And those are mine. Though they may seem minor compared to others. So what are your stories?

I had a first date once with a guy who spent the entire date talking about his ex girlfriend, even pulling out his wallet and showing me her picture. I was very polite about it but I was like, ?

When he took me home, all of a sudden the dumbass scoops me up and starts carrying me up the stairs to my bedroom like he's Fabio or something. I started kicking and screaming until he put me down. Akward.

Wow.

PenelopePaige said:

I had a first date once with a guy who spent the entire date talking about his ex girlfriend, even pulling out his wallet and showing me her picture. I was very polite about it but I was like, ?

When he took me home, all of a sudden the dumbass scoops me up and starts carrying me up the stairs to my bedroom like he's Fabio or something. I started kicking and screaming until he put me down. Akward.

So then I should scratch that OFF my list of "dating tips for the formerly nice guy" ???

PurpleJedi said:

PenelopePaige said:

I had a first date once with a guy who spent the entire date talking about his ex girlfriend, even pulling out his wallet and showing me her picture. I was very polite about it but I was like, ?

When he took me home, all of a sudden the dumbass scoops me up and starts carrying me up the stairs to my bedroom like he's Fabio or something. I started kicking and screaming until he put me down. Akward.

So then I should scratch that OFF my list of "dating tips for the formerly nice guy" ???

Yes, definately DON'T do that!

missfee said:

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

I don't think this is so terrible. Finding parking here in NYC can be hell and in order to save time and not be late to where we are going, I'd call from my car while double parked outside. Of course I'd get out and open the passenger side door for you though.

imago said:

But, I think the funniest thing I ever read was once in which some girl had a date here on the org with a dude that took her to the cinema. He brought fried chicken with him to the theatre.

I'm STILL traumatized!

missfee said:

imago said:

I had a date with a girl once who had an unnatural fixation on American football.

But, I think the funniest thing I ever read was once in which some girl had a date here on the org with a dude that took her to the cinema. He brought fried chicken with him to the theatre.

I've seen people sneak in cheeseburgers from McDonald's or Burger King in the theatre. But Fried Chicken..wonder how he managed to pull that one off?

No lie...

When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?"

We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?"

I declined.

When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.

I met this guy once, and BEFORE the first date:

We talked on the phone, and he kept talking about how he had 2 kids and wanted 2 more...

He asked if I had any, and I told him that I didn't. He asked "Why?"

I told him that I'd never been married, and that I wanted to wait, plus I was in Grad school...

After he stated the obvious- that I didn't have to be married to have kids, he asked if I wanted kids.

I kept trying to change the subject, and talk about music, movies, ANYTHING else...

He finally said, "Can you even conceive?!"

I answered, "Wow, that was awkward."

He said, "Sorry, yeah, okay. I guess not. But I'll still take you out anyway...."

Needless to say, NO FIRST DATE!!!

Got to leave for an appt, but I can continue...

• The practical joker who trapped me in the revolving doors
• The friends who took my sister and me on a double date, then told our parents that it was a pleasure "feeding us".
• The Brother who asked what size I wore, because he "didn't do double digits" (even though he was 6'6" and weighted almost 300!!)
• The fool who told me he was 5'10" on the phone, but was no more than 5'5" in person and demanded I take off my heels before we left (I didn't, and he complained). I'm only 5'2" and did not have on 9" heels!

Gotta run!

^^^OMG you have a long list of aweful dates . I guess I am lucky I did not date much in my life.

chocolate1 said:

No lie...

When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?"

We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?"

I declined.

When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.

Did he buy you popcorn on your second date?

You should write a book!

sextonseven said:

missfee said:

But I've experienced some rudeness on dates...one as of recent where the guy called me from his cell phone inside his car parked outside my house saying "Yeah I'm outside"....ummm excuse me? You don't call the person you are taking out on a first date to say come outside I'm here.

I don't think this is so terrible. Finding parking here in NYC can be hell and in order to save time and not be late to where we are going, I'd call from my car while double parked outside. Of course I'd get out and open the passenger side door for you though.

It's not terrible in NYC...in fact it's more understandable in NYC, but in VA it's not so understandable. Being the fact that there is sufficient parking in my subdivision.

poor chocolate!!!...

hmm..

the guy that paid for the first date, but was broke every other time....

the guy that just wanted to sit at home while all his other neices, nephews, brothers and sisters all ran around playing... ( that was the most fun, but he wanted a momma.. )

i'll think of some more after i dig into my recesses./

I had the most exciting, horrible, embarrassing and funny "first date" I could possibly have. I'll never forget that.

Some of you might know that I participated in a nationwide TV talent show last year, which, of course, got me lots of new (female) facebook friends . One of them was very good-looking, so I started answering her emails until we even exchanged phone numbers (it took lots of writing and a couple of weeks until we got to that stage). Her biggest wish was to see me one day, sort of like a "date".

I was at a recording studio in Vienna and remembered that she lived next door, so I called her and asked if she wanted to join me for a snack and a drink afterwards, as I was really hungry. I told her not to put on anything fancy, because I was low-key too. Needless to say she came wearing the sweetest cologne, the highest heels, the perfect make-up and having perfect hair. "I know this nice and cozy place where you can get something to eat. I'll just have a cup of tea". She took me to the most expensive restaurant I've ever been to (bitch).

We talked for a while, but she became so pushy and sexual it was too much for me. I said "tell me something about you I don't already know", she leaned forward, looked into my eyes and whispered "I'm addicted to sex". Yeah, that's hot, but it was just too much for me, as she seemed to be a really sweet person until that point. But then the horror happened. "Do you mind if I smoke?", she asked. "No, but I find women who don't usually sexier". She wanted to be a bad, sexy girl, took her smoke and put it into her mouth, slowly and softly, leaned over the table and blowed all the smoke right into my face.

Suddenly there was this smell; it smelled like a big burning insect. It was horrible. I looked up and her fucking hair was on fire. She had used so much hair spray the candle on the table set her hair on fire the moment she leaned over the table. Her whole fucking head was on fire. I jumped up and down on my chair, yelling that her head was on fire, not knowing what to do. All that pretty hair burned and burned until she took a glass of water and poured it over her head. The people round us were shocked, everything was quiet, so were we. She seemed to be alright, so I couldn't help but start laughing really hard, because it was just so embarrassing. First she laughed too, then she cried, then she laughed again.

All her hair was gone, she was nearly bold, so I quickly payed and we went home. I gave her a huge hug and said that she shouldn't worry and that I was all cool with me, because she was worried I wouldn't be interested in her anymore.

When I hugged her I whispered into her ear "I'll never forget this date, because I really felt the fire between the both of us."

I went out with this conceited school librarian who I met online. He had this scowl on his face when he first met me in person. We decided to take a walk around the town. We only went on a 10 min walk & then he said, "I'm really not feeling this". As a fellow teacher, when I wished him luck & went to shake his hand he looked at me as if I was an alien. The thing was he was just average looking & I wasnt interested anyway.

This other guy sent me 10 emails before the date & I called him on it. He was nice but nervous. On the date he talked about his ex quite a bit as well as too much personal info. He sent me several emails after the date even though I told him I just wanted to be friends. I then had to politely send him an email saying we needed to go our separate ways.

Overall, these dates could've been worse.

chocolate1 said:

Got to leave for an appt, but I can continue...

• The practical joker who trapped me in the revolving doors



Gotta run!

Hilarious!

PurpleJedi said:

thisisit said:

i've never been on a date.

well i havent. i've never been asked and if i was i'd probably say no. its an awkward way to get to know someone.

the guys i've met i met through work or friends. friendships developed then relationships developed.

it was a natural thing.

PurpleJedi said:

chocolate1 said:

No lie...

When we got in, we were standing at the concessions, and he said, "You don't want popcorn, do you?" I was like, "Uh, no?"

We got inside, and he pulled a big wad of foil out of his jacket pocket; there was chicken and white bread... He said, "Want some?"

I declined.

When the movie was over, there were bones and that nasty wad of foil on the floor.

Did he buy you popcorn on your second date?

You should write a book!

Yeah, dating sucks...

chocolate1 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Did he buy you popcorn on your second date?

You should write a book!

Yeah, dating sucks...

Here, here

I once had a guy stab himself with a fork up his nostril, he bled in his chili... so he scurries to the bathroom and emerges with half a roll of toilet paper stuck up his nose... I looked down the entire time since he refused to leave. I ate dinner with a man that had a face full of toilet paper.

I dated this other guy, the first night I met his mother she hit me up for 100 bucks. She was mad I said I didn't have any money to give her. I should have taken this as an omen and ran for the hills.

One dude took me out to a movie and then took me to his place, he was a big dude, threatening... he wouldn't let me leave his place until he got a nut. I guess he felt I owed him something for the price of a fucking movie ticket. I sucked his peepee and he came, he finally took me home. I had him drop me off blocks from my real apartment. I never called him after. He did call me like almost 6 months after to complain and tell me that "I was fired" because I never called his trifling ass back. Asshole.

and then there was this phimosis dude... but you guys already know about that mess.