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Thread started 07/05/11 5:20pm

JowiiCoco

One Man. One Jar.............of Nutella

Or How to eat 4,000 calories in less than 3 mins.

One Man. One Jar of Nutella. No Fluid to take it down. A 750 gram jar, over 4,000 Calories, 400 grams of sugar and 200 grams of fat. How do you fuel your day?

ill

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Reply #1 posted 07/05/11 6:30pm

Neophyte

JowiiCoco said:

Or How to eat 4,000 calories in less than 3 mins.

One Man. One Jar of Nutella. No Fluid to take it down. A 750 gram jar, over 4,000 Calories, 400 grams of sugar and 200 grams of fat. How do you fuel your day?

ill

I've done that...too many times to mentioned.

Nutella drool

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Reply #2 posted 07/05/11 6:57pm

JowiiCoco

Neophyte said:

JowiiCoco said:

Or How to eat 4,000 calories in less than 3 mins.

One Man. One Jar of Nutella. No Fluid to take it down. A 750 gram jar, over 4,000 Calories, 400 grams of sugar and 200 grams of fat. How do you fuel your day?

ill

I've done that...too many times to mentioned.

Nutella drool

Even just spread out of 24 hrs that's way too much for me.

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Reply #3 posted 07/05/11 7:04pm

PurpleJedi

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Never had it.

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Reply #4 posted 07/05/11 7:13pm

morningsong

Nutella, is very good, but uh...I couldn't do it. Then again I guess it's a little easier to see how folks could have weight problems, because that little jar isn't enough to make someone with major yummy tooth full or satisfied, so I guess you're just left with how much you actually enjoy eating it.

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Reply #5 posted 07/05/11 8:00pm

JowiiCoco

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Nutella, is very good, but uh...I couldn't do it. Then again I guess it's a little easier to see how folks could have weight problems, because that little jar isn't enough to make someone with major yummy tooth full or satisfied, so I guess you're just left with how much you actually enjoy eating it.

Bull.

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Reply #6 posted 07/05/11 8:14pm

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As much as I love Nutella THAT shit that ole boy did looked disgusting. lol
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Reply #7 posted 07/05/11 9:57pm

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I was expecting.....something else. confused

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Reply #8 posted 07/05/11 9:58pm

mayrain

One word


WHY ill

Ha ha he looked very funny at the half way point
[Edited 7/5/11 14:58pm]
Proverbs 23:9
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Reply #9 posted 07/05/11 9:59pm

mayrain

HotGritz said:

I was expecting.....something else. confused




evillol I have to admit I was 2
[Edited 7/5/11 15:04pm]
Proverbs 23:9
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Reply #10 posted 07/05/11 10:05pm

HotGritz

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mayrain said:

HotGritz said:

I was expecting.....something else. confused

evillol I have to admit I was 2 [Edited 7/5/11 15:04pm]

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Reply #11 posted 07/05/11 10:16pm

Lammastide

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That dude looks like a former neighbor of mine. lol Equally insane, too.

I really like Nutella, and have been known to chow down on a few tablespoons or so at a time. But eating an entire jar is just ill

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Reply #12 posted 07/05/11 10:18pm

HotGritz

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How can you guys stomach that stuff? It taste like castor oil mixed with chocalate. barf

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Reply #13 posted 07/06/11 12:08am

XxAxX

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that's a very brave fellow

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Reply #14 posted 07/06/11 12:14am

morningsong

JowiiCoco said:

morningsong said:

Nutella, is very good, but uh...I couldn't do it. Then again I guess it's a little easier to see how folks could have weight problems, because that little jar isn't enough to make someone with major yummy tooth full or satisfied, so I guess you're just left with how much you actually enjoy eating it.

Bull.

You think? At 4,000 calories of pretty much anything else, Nutella would make you just as full?

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Reply #15 posted 07/06/11 12:35am

JowiiCoco

morningsong said:

JowiiCoco said:

Bull.

You think? At 4,000 calories of pretty much anything else, Nutella would make you just as full?

200 grams of fats in one sitting, that's a lot. It will take a while before you get hungry again after that. It will make you feel saturated and the fats will slow down digestion.

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Reply #16 posted 07/06/11 12:38am

JoeTyler

Yeah, I was also expecting a NFSW link or something lol

and that jar of Nutella... disbelief 4000 cal mean that you NEED to burn them in the gym during a single day... like mad

bad idea...

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Reply #17 posted 07/06/11 12:44am

paniuroczy

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Never had it.

shrug

You will never know the meaning of life until you try that stuff.

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Reply #18 posted 07/06/11 1:28am

PurpleJedi

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paniuroczy said:

PurpleJedi said:

Never had it.

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You will never know the meaning of life until you try that stuff.

lol OK then...I guess I should buy a jar. exclaim

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Reply #19 posted 07/06/11 1:41am

KidaDynamite

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PurpleJedi said:



paniuroczy said:




PurpleJedi said:


Never had it.



shrug




You will never know the meaning of life until you try that stuff.






lol OK then...I guess I should buy a jar. exclaim



I don't know about not finding the meaning of life and stuff lol but it is good...try it! nod
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Reply #20 posted 07/06/11 2:57am

KatSkrizzle

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Neophyte said:

JowiiCoco said:

Or How to eat 4,000 calories in less than 3 mins.

One Man. One Jar of Nutella. No Fluid to take it down. A 750 gram jar, over 4,000 Calories, 400 grams of sugar and 200 grams of fat. How do you fuel your day?

ill

I've done that...too many times to mentioned.

Nutella drool

Look at dude. He obviously works out, has a lot of muscle that burns calories more efficiently, and is relatively young. His body can handle it. Even my chunky ass cant pack away shit like that, and I LOVE nutella!

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Reply #21 posted 07/06/11 3:22am

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PurpleJedi said:

Never had it.

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it's amazing with pretzel sticks

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Reply #22 posted 07/06/11 3:25am

ZombieKitten

Once I was at my sister in laws house and she was having a Tupperware demonstration, and the lady was showing how you could make ferrero rochers with nutella
eek
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Reply #23 posted 07/06/11 3:44am

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hmm and the purpose of this is...?? disbelief

and i'd would not want to be around when he's in the >> toiletdoody

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Reply #24 posted 07/06/11 3:45am

KidaDynamite

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ZombieKitten said:

Once I was at my sister in laws house and she was having a Tupperware demonstration, and the lady was showing how you could make ferrero rochers with nutella
eek


:omg: Did you watch her? Do you remember how to do it? Can you share it? I need to know! bawl
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Reply #25 posted 07/06/11 4:07am

ZombieKitten

KidaDynamite said:

ZombieKitten said:

Once I was at my sister in laws house and she was having a Tupperware demonstration, and the lady was showing how you could make ferrero rochers with nutella
eek


:omg: Did you watch her? Do you remember how to do it? Can you share it? I need to know! bawl


It involved an ice-cube tray. She melted some chocolate, mixed in some crushed hazelnuts, poured a little into the tray, then some nutella and I guess she put chocolate mixture on top of it. I've no idea how she got them out of the tray, maybe she had lightly sprayed it with veg oil? Maybe you can google for actual recipe nod
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Reply #26 posted 07/06/11 12:03pm

PurpleJedi

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paniuroczy said:

You will never know the meaning of life until you try that stuff.

cborgman said:

PurpleJedi said:

Never had it.

shrug

it's amazing with pretzel sticks

exclaim

So I'm at Target last night and they have Nutella on sale for $3 a jar.

I laughed aloud thinking of this thread and grabbed a jar.

DON'T YOU KNOW that the damned thing fell out of the cart & shattered on the way to the register?

falloff

Destiny doesn't want me to try the stuff.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #27 posted 07/06/11 12:19pm

paniuroczy

PurpleJedi said:

exclaim

So I'm at Target last night and they have Nutella on sale for $3 a jar.

I laughed aloud thinking of this thread and grabbed a jar.

DON'T YOU KNOW that the damned thing fell out of the cart & shattered on the way to the register?

falloff

Destiny doesn't want me to try the stuff.


Your thighs may get bigger and your ass may explode but dammit your soul will thank you.

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Reply #28 posted 07/06/11 12:41pm

Shanti0608

cborgman said:

PurpleJedi said:

Never had it.

shrug

it's amazing with pretzel sticks

That is the first thing I thought when I was skimming through the thread. I have never consumed an entire jar in one sitting though.

lol

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Reply #29 posted 07/06/11 12:42pm

tinaz

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It's great on graham crackers too drooling

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