ZombieKitten said:

After we moved in, our neighbors made the fences higher

Of course..., who wouldn't?

Tho' I woul'd have most definitely LOWERED them!

My neighbour is a yank from Texas hes obsessed with rubbish????Paper with paper/cans with cans/bottles with bottles not wwhat eye xpected from a yank at all.... ...he isnt loud???he doesnt like the sound of his own voice and he doesnt have a gun....WTF

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Sounds like live entertainment.

And the perfect reason to do naughty, naughty things.

<.< *rubbing hands together* Drop as many F-Bombs and sex-bombs as you possibly can.

PenelopePaige said:

RodeoSchro said:

Man, I could have some fun with those two.

You ought to pull their chains as much as you can.

I wish I had the nerve! It's so funny, I'm offended by their Christian Rock blaring, not because it's Christian but because it's bad music! And strangely, even though their so salt-of-the-earth, he wears the teeniest tiniest speedo and his wife's bikini is so miniscule, well, that's all I'll say about that.....

Strange people indeed!

Let them know u noticed their provocative swim suits and took it as an invitation to swing.

PenelopePaige said:

Machaela said:

Oh hell ...

I would get my strongest flashlight and BLAST her with it everytime and or take my zoom and let her see me taking pix of her peeping ass

Now you see why I live on a mountianside far far away from humans

I would kill to live on a mountainside away from humans!

ZombieKitten said:

CM7 said:

This is an instance when God will forgive you as perfectly acceptible to hold a satanic ritual in your back yard.

Don't quote me on that.

It could start off as a BBQ and escalate to chanting in robes!!!

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

After we moved in, our neighbors made the fences higher

Of course..., who wouldn't?

Tho' I woul'd have most definitely LOWERED them!

you wouldn't have needed to, you're tall enough to have been able to see over them

big fence. BIG

jone70 said:

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

pussy control should make them happy as well!

RenHoek said:

Fuck'em!!

Walk around bare-assed as often as you like, curse at each other as a form of loving greeting i.e. "Good morning ya little fucker, I fuckin' love your ass!"

and live your life...

seriously!

PenelopePaige said:

RodeoSchro said:

Man, I could have some fun with those two.

You ought to pull their chains as much as you can.

I wish I had the nerve! It's so funny, I'm offended by their Christian Rock blaring, not because it's Christian but because it's bad music! And strangely, even though their so salt-of-the-earth, he wears the teeniest tiniest speedo and his wife's bikini is so miniscule, well, that's all I'll say about that.....

Strange people indeed!

How does he look in that speedo? Can you see any of the goodies?

It's been so damn hot, I forgot there is a swimming pool in my little cheap apartment complex and I can see it from my upstairs balcony sliding glass door. I haven't noticed anyone in it though with these damn 100 plus degree days. But even when they were swimming last year, the guys wore shorts damn near to their knees in the pool so I never even bothered looking out my window. If they had worn speedos though, I would have absolutely lived out on my little small outdoor balcony.

If you really want to trip him out, get yourself a pair of binoculars and start watching him while he's in his speedos.

kimrachell said:

jone70 said:

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

pussy control should make them happy as well!

This one would get him out of that speedo real quick....

vainandy said:

PenelopePaige said:

I wish I had the nerve! It's so funny, I'm offended by their Christian Rock blaring, not because it's Christian but because it's bad music! And strangely, even though their so salt-of-the-earth, he wears the teeniest tiniest speedo and his wife's bikini is so miniscule, well, that's all I'll say about that.....

Strange people indeed!

How does he look in that speedo? Can you see any of the goodies?

It's been so damn hot, I forgot there is a swimming pool in my little cheap apartment complex and I can see it from my upstairs balcony sliding glass door. I haven't noticed anyone in it though with these damn 100 plus degree days. But even when they were swimming last year, the guys wore shorts damn near to their knees in the pool so I never even bothered looking out my window. If they had worn speedos though, I would have absolutely lived out on my little small outdoor balcony.

If you really want to trip him out, get yourself a pair of binoculars and start watching him while he's in his speedos.

Yes! It's so funny! His package is bulging and his wife in her teeny tiny bikini, her blonde muff hair coming out of the sides, it's kind of hilarious! My husband thought they were swingers at first but I told him, "No, they're just terribly naive" haha-

hahaha- that's funny you said guys in their swimming shorts to their knees- haha-

kimrachell said:

jone70 said:

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

pussy control should make them happy as well!

PenelopePaige said:

vainandy said:

How does he look in that speedo? Can you see any of the goodies?

It's been so damn hot, I forgot there is a swimming pool in my little cheap apartment complex and I can see it from my upstairs balcony sliding glass door. I haven't noticed anyone in it though with these damn 100 plus degree days. But even when they were swimming last year, the guys wore shorts damn near to their knees in the pool so I never even bothered looking out my window. If they had worn speedos though, I would have absolutely lived out on my little small outdoor balcony.

If you really want to trip him out, get yourself a pair of binoculars and start watching him while he's in his speedos.

Yes! It's so funny! His package is bulging and his wife in her teeny tiny bikini, her blonde muff hair coming out of the sides, it's kind of hilarious! My husband thought they were swingers at first but I told him, "No, they're just terribly naive" haha-

hahaha- that's funny you said guys in their swimming shorts to their knees- haha-

Is any of HIS pubic hair coming out of the sides? If so, I'll get my binoculars and will be right over.

vainandy said:

PenelopePaige said:

Yes! It's so funny! His package is bulging and his wife in her teeny tiny bikini, her blonde muff hair coming out of the sides, it's kind of hilarious! My husband thought they were swingers at first but I told him, "No, they're just terribly naive" haha-

hahaha- that's funny you said guys in their swimming shorts to their knees- haha-

Is any of HIS pubic hair coming out of the sides? If so, I'll get my binoculars and will be right over.

hahahahahaahhahaha

vainandy said:

kimrachell said:

pussy control should make them happy as well!

This one would get him out of that speedo real quick....

Perfect!

Oddly enough-I live next door to someone I went to high school with. What are the odds of that? He moved here 3 years after me. There is a bit of rivalry between some neighbors- I however walk the line and do not get involved in any of it.

PenelopePaige said:

vainandy said:

How does he look in that speedo? Can you see any of the goodies?

It's been so damn hot, I forgot there is a swimming pool in my little cheap apartment complex and I can see it from my upstairs balcony sliding glass door. I haven't noticed anyone in it though with these damn 100 plus degree days. But even when they were swimming last year, the guys wore shorts damn near to their knees in the pool so I never even bothered looking out my window. If they had worn speedos though, I would have absolutely lived out on my little small outdoor balcony.

If you really want to trip him out, get yourself a pair of binoculars and start watching him while he's in his speedos.

Yes! It's so funny! His package is bulging and his wife in her teeny tiny bikini, her blonde muff hair coming out of the sides, it's kind of hilarious! My husband thought they were swingers at first but I told him, "No, they're just terribly naive" haha-

hahaha- that's funny you said guys in their swimming shorts to their knees- haha-

O-sideburns

kewlschool said:

Oddly enough-I live next door to someone I went to high school with. What are the odds of that? He moved here 3 years after me. There is a bit of rivalry between some neighbors- I however walk the line and do not get involved in any of it.

ditto that! I stay out of people's business and want them to stay outta mine!

PenelopePaige said:

kewlschool said:

Oddly enough-I live next door to someone I went to high school with. What are the odds of that? He moved here 3 years after me. There is a bit of rivalry between some neighbors- I however walk the line and do not get involved in any of it.

ditto that! I stay out of people's business and want them to stay outta mine!

That is always the best way to be! Good 4 u

Just borrow / hire some kick ass cabs, hook 'em up outside, crack open a few beers with some friends from the local punk rock club and play this

...REALLY

.....FUCKING

.......LOUD

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

IMO, apologizing profusely was the wrong thing to do.

This man has no right to tell you what words adults are allowed to use on your property. Unless your grown son was yelling "fuck you" at the neighbors, which he wasn't, Ned needs to get a grip. He neighbor CHOSE to hustle his kid inside because HE doesn't want her hearing that. That was the right decision. Bitching to your husband about it wasn't. ESPECIALLY since he subjects you to his Jesus Stick and Holy Balls, not to mention his music, every time he goes outside.

PunkMistress said:

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

IMO, apologizing profusely was the wrong thing to do.

This man has no right to tell you what words adults are allowed to use on your property. Unless your grown son was yelling "fuck you" at the neighbors, which he wasn't, Ned needs to get a grip. He neighbor CHOSE to hustle his kid inside because HE doesn't want her hearing that. That was the right decision. Bitching to your husband about it wasn't. ESPECIALLY since he subjects you to his Jesus Stick and Holy Balls, not to mention his music, every time he goes outside.

Holy Balls- hahahaha laughing my ass off! That's funny

Yeah, I agree with you. After we went inside I started thinking about it and I thought, "Wait a second, why did we just apologize?" And then I got this mental image of him putting "earmuffs" on his daughter and running her inside and I was like, WTF?

PenelopePaige said:

PunkMistress said:

IMO, apologizing profusely was the wrong thing to do.

This man has no right to tell you what words adults are allowed to use on your property. Unless your grown son was yelling "fuck you" at the neighbors, which he wasn't, Ned needs to get a grip. He neighbor CHOSE to hustle his kid inside because HE doesn't want her hearing that. That was the right decision. Bitching to your husband about it wasn't. ESPECIALLY since he subjects you to his Jesus Stick and Holy Balls, not to mention his music, every time he goes outside.

Holy Balls- hahahaha laughing my ass off! That's funny

Yeah, I agree with you. After we went inside I started thinking about it and I thought, "Wait a second, why did we just apologize?" And then I got this mental image of him putting "earmuffs" on his daughter and running her inside and I was like, WTF?

I'm sure you apologized because you're good people.

Just remember his speedo-lump next time he complains about something YOU'RE doing.

I can't stand gossipers, either. A good friend of mine is an incessant gossiper, and it drives me nuts. Especially when it veers from strictly "reporting" events, into speculation and spinning tales out of tiny observations that may or may not mean what the gossiper wants it to mean, you know?

PunkMistress said:

PenelopePaige said:

Holy Balls- hahahaha laughing my ass off! That's funny

Yeah, I agree with you. After we went inside I started thinking about it and I thought, "Wait a second, why did we just apologize?" And then I got this mental image of him putting "earmuffs" on his daughter and running her inside and I was like, WTF?

I'm sure you apologized because you're good people.

Just remember his speedo-lump next time he complains about something YOU'RE doing.

I can't stand gossipers, either. A good friend of mine is an incessant gossiper, and it drives me nuts. Especially when it veers from strictly "reporting" events, into speculation and spinning tales out of tiny observations that may or may not mean what the gossiper wants it to mean, you know?

Yes! I hate that too! And that old adage is so true, "If they'll gossip about other people, they'll gossip about you" So true.

He's laying out right now, balls to the sun. Wish I could take a picture- haha. I'm offended!

jone70 said:

PenelopePaige said:

My husband and I have just bought a new home and have only been here a month. Our neighbor who lives behind us has already come over and "filled us in" on all the neighborhood gossip, which we don't like because we don't like nosy neighbors. Our back yards are side by side and he's constantly out in his because he has a swimming pool. They blare christian rock and he wears a tight speedo and whenever we go out to do yard work he walks up and stands INCHES from your face, gossiping and whatnot. Anyway, the other day he tells my husband that he had to rush his daughter inside because he heard my 20 year old son "drop the F bomb!" when my son was in his own yard, joking around with his friends. We apologized profusely but......hmmmm..... Isn't this guy overstepping a bit?

You should have apologized with, "Oh shit, that's f*cked up. Sorry!"

Be sure to blast Prince whenever you can -- especially Dirty Mind (the album), the Black album, and Come (the album).

And crank it up when he says "I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth" and during all of Sister and the line in Head "I came on wedding gown" that will fuck him. He will go "Um, I don't wnat to be a suspicious aluwishus, but I heard profane music coming from from your stereo" You say "Yeah hidey ho neighbourino".

I like my neighbours generally (We live in 3 unit block) but the one down the end means but he ain't very bright, he wants to do all the gardening and mowing - which I do, but ban him as he always fucks it up or stops things halfway through - his attempts at edging are laughbale and he parks his big ass truck over the driveway so we can barely get in or out). He broke his lawnmower and I told him to take it back to the shop for a refund, he had no receipt and then couldn't even remember which shop he got it from (There are like 2 possibilities in our area). However I won't beef on, as he's great at repairing cars.

The other neighbours area young straight couple from Poland who are cool, they have a baby and another on the way, he fixed our computers many times and we did his tax return for him, so its a reciprocal thing. However the old fogies in the block behind us are a nuisance, my partner is nearly as old as them, but hes like 500 times more tolerant, all they do is whinge and talk to Lawrence like hes a child (He is 70), and one of them said he didn't like me because I am a Roman Catholic (A lot of us are of Irish Heritage here). They also keep referring to Lawrence as my father, surely to God If I have black hair, olive skin and full lips, and hes blond/grey, pale and has blue eyes (Mine are brown), unless my mother was straight African, there is no way he could be my father!

i am sure there r benefits

well - lets just say i'd do Ned

Adorecream said:

I like my neighbours generally (We live in 3 unit block) but the one down the end means but he ain't very bright, he wants to do all the gardening and mowing - which I do, but ban him as he always fucks it up or stops things halfway through - his attempts at edging are laughbale and he parks his big ass truck over the driveway so we can barely get in or out). He broke his lawnmower and I told him to take it back to the shop for a refund, he had no receipt and then couldn't even remember which shop he got it from (There are like 2 possibilities in our area). However I won't beef on, as he's great at repairing cars.

The other neighbours area young straight couple from Poland who are cool, they have a baby and another on the way, he fixed our computers many times and we did his tax return for him, so its a reciprocal thing. However the old fogies in the block behind us are a nuisance, my partner is nearly as old as them, but hes like 500 times more tolerant, all they do is whinge and talk to Lawrence like hes a child (He is 70), and one of them said he didn't like me because I am a Roman Catholic (A lot of us are of Irish Heritage here). They also keep referring to Lawrence as my father, surely to God If I have black hair, olive skin and full lips, and hes blond/grey, pale and has blue eyes (Mine are brown), unless my mother was straight African, there is no way he could be my father!

hahaha- We used to have a neighbor who was always "helping" and breaking stuff and making it ten times worse! I can relate!