Lets play Corrupt-a-wish.....

The object is to grant each person's wishes with a clause of course and then make a wish of your own.....

e.g.

I wish I had a million bucks

next post: granted, but while on your way to the bank someone will be there trying to rob it and you's probablby be shot losing both legs.......(

I wish i had a good book to read.......

Next post: granted, but..............and so forth...have fun with it!!!!!!!!!

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"I wish i had a good book to read......."

Granted, but when you get near the end of it you'll realize that

someone ripped the end pages out and you won't

be able to find another copy anywhere...

I wish Prince would go down on me...

LadyCasanova said:

"I wish i had a good book to read......."

Granted, but when you get near the end of it you'll realize that

someone ripped the end pages out and you won't

be able to find another copy anywhere...

I wish Prince would go down on me...

Granted, but when he goes down on you he will bite you then vomit all on ya stuff.

I wish Prez Obama would color his hair.

granted, he did, but it was fire-engine red...hes now wearing a wig....

I wish I had every song i wanted in my music collection.....

myfavorite said:

granted, he did, but it was fire-engine red...hes now wearing a wig....

I wish I had every song i wanted in my music collection.....

Granted, but every song is sung in Navaho and you don't speak Navaho and your closest available translator just went deaf.

I wish I had 3 husbands who were mega millionaires with big dicks.

HotGritz said:

myfavorite said:

granted, he did, but it was fire-engine red...hes now wearing a wig....

I wish I had every song i wanted in my music collection.....

Granted, but every song is sung in Navaho and you don't speak Navaho and your closest available translator just went deaf.

I wish I had 3 husbands who were mega millionaires with big dicks.

the millions are in monopoly money and the dicks are prosthetics

I wish I had my own library

Granted, but all the books are in another language you can't translate.

I wish I could meet people on the Org.

mzsadii said:

Granted, but all the books are in another language you can't translate.

I wish I could meet people on the Org.

Granted, but when you do meet us, you realize we're not half as charming as we seem online.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Granted, but it's one of these:

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I wish my dogs would stop peeing all over the damn place.

paniuroczy said:

Granted, but it's one of these:

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I wish my dogs would stop peeing all over the damn place.

Granted...they will now pee in only one place, your bed.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted, but it's right in the middle of the Sahara desert where there's no civilisation.

I wish I was a rich girl (na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaa).

granted, but you would be confined to mexico with no friends...

I wish i had a blender...

myfavorite said:

I wish i had a blender...

Granted. Just find somewhere to put it. Happy mixing!

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I wish I found an ancient map showing the locations of Atlantis, El Dorado, The Fountain of Youth and other mythical places...

PopeLeo said:

Granted. Just find somewhere to put it. Happy mixing!

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I wish I found an ancient map showing the locations of Atlantis, El Dorado, The Fountain of Youth and other mythical places...

Granted, but you won't be able to use it because it's all in ancient codes and languages that you won't understand.

I wish to visit heaven for a day and then come back safely and return back to normal.