JoeTyler said:

ok, to hell with this, here's the goddamn pic. Andy: sorry for the sorry ass quality of my pc camera and the lack of body hair

HOT

JoeTyler said:

HamsterHuey said:

So where is the Joe Tyler Black Underwear Appreciation Thread?

so, somebody told you that I had posted a blurry pic of my crotch and suddenly you're back here? This is ridiculous

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Oh, please tell me you had to re-edit because you were throwing slurs at me.

And the answer is; I could sniff them dirty panties from out on the street.

Anyways. Nice to see you too.

I came here to pay tribute to Andy's Vains, but I got sidetracked, aight?

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

so, somebody told you that I had posted a blurry pic of my crotch and suddenly you're back here? This is ridiculous

[Edited 7/16/11 3:14am]

Oh, please tell me you had to re-edit because you were throwing slurs at me.

And the answer is; I could sniff them dirty panties from out on the street.

Anyways. Nice to see you too.

I came here to pay tribute to Andy's Vains, but I got sidetracked, aight?

always clean, always clean

do you remember those decade polls? Moonbeam died or something...

JoeTyler said:

always clean, always clean

do you remember those decade polls? Moonbeam died or something...

You can get a LITTLE dirty or it won't be fun. I mean "Do you like what I do with my penis?" sounds a bit boring compared to "You like that, don't you, bitch?"

And yes, I do remember them decade polls. I did the first three, then I moved to Facebook, where I do mixtapes when I feel like it.

Do you remember the mixtape threads on here? THOSE were the bomb too. Both that and the decade threads were what made me come back here for a while.

Well, more regularly.

In the meantime I had a overdose of Prince and weird Orgers. You are just mildy weird, so yer in my safe zone. (grin)

SUPRMAN said:

The Man from Mississippi.

One positive stat to come out of the state.

Perhaps the only.

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

always clean, always clean

do you remember those decade polls? Moonbeam died or something...

You can get a LITTLE dirty or it won't be fun. I mean "Do you like what I do with my penis?" sounds a bit boring compared to "You like that, don't you, bitch?"

And yes, I do remember them decade polls. I did the first three, then I moved to Facebook, where I do mixtapes when I feel like it.

Do you remember the mix tape threads on here? THOSE were the bomb too. Both that and the decade threads were what made me come back here for a while.

Well, more regularly.

In the meantime I had a overdose of Prince and weird Orgers. You are just mildy weird, so yer in my safe zone. (grin)

I'm honored,

JoeTyler said:

I'm honored,

Normally I would have said "And I'm naked" but I am not, so I won't.

So. How's life?

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm honored,

Normally I would have said "And I'm naked" but I am not, so I won't.

So. How's life?

as Bond would say, "just surviving, just surviving..."

I still have a home, enough money and good health, so I guess I can't complain, lol

JoeTyler said:

HamsterHuey said:

Normally I would have said "And I'm naked" but I am not, so I won't.

So. How's life?

as Bond would say, "just surviving, just surviving..."

I still have a home, enough money and good health, so I guess I can't complain, lol

Were you really drunk earlier on thread or just pretending. If you were really drunk, you weren't drinking pimms, were you?

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

as Bond would say, "just surviving, just surviving..."

I still have a home, enough money and good health, so I guess I can't complain, lol

Were you really drunk earlier on thread or just pretending. If you were really drunk, you weren't drinking pimms, were you?

yeah I was. Party was at home, it was late and I decided to "post" some bullshit...fingers didn't follow my orders, lol

JoeTyler said:

HamsterHuey said:

Were you really drunk earlier on thread or just pretending. If you were really drunk, you weren't drinking pimms, were you?

yeah I was. Party was at home, it was late and I decided to "post" some bullshit...fingers didn't follow my orders, lol

Neither did the underwear.

So. Pimms, huh.

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

yeah I was. Party was at home, it was late and I decided to "post" some bullshit...fingers didn't follow my orders, lol

Neither did the underwear.

So. Pimms, huh.

6 beers, some tequila, and some long shots of Mr.Daniels

JoeTyler said:

some long shots

Not long enough. Well, not in the pic, I mean.

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

some long shots

Not long enough. Well, not in the pic, I mean.

yeah, I've been flaccid for some days...

JoeTyler said:

HamsterHuey said:

Not long enough. Well, not in the pic, I mean.

yeah, I've been flaccid for some days...

The got pills for that.

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

yeah I was. Party was at home, it was late and I decided to "post" some bullshit...fingers didn't follow my orders, lol

Neither did the underwear.

So. Pimms, huh.

he doesn't know what Pimms is, that's something poms drink

ZombieKitten said:

HamsterHuey said:

Neither did the underwear.

So. Pimms, huh.

he doesn't know what Pimms is, that's something poms drink

true story. i haven't had that in ages...

JoeTyler said:

HamsterHuey said:

Neither did the underwear.

So. Pimms, huh.

6 beers, some tequila, and some long shots of Mr.Daniels

So you're not drinking tonight? Drink up honey!

Hell, I wish we could get together and drink some time. I'd have plenty of gin for your ass.

Sorry, Joe and I were sleeping.

HamsterHuey said:

Sorry, Joe and I were sleeping.

Well, I'm gonna crawl up in the bed inbetween both of y'all. You motherfuckers won't get no sleep when I get finished workin' on y'all.

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Y'all motherfuckers... I'd pay to see all three of you in some cyber porn chat on Cam 4 lmao

vainandy said:

HamsterHuey said:

Sorry, Joe and I were sleeping.

Well, I'm gonna crawl up in the bed inbetween both of y'all. You motherfuckers won't get no sleep when I get finished workin' on y'all.

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ye the mf was sooooooo obedient last night: "hey yo bitch I want a good massage, NOW" -> "yes, oh yes my lord"... "now bring me some ice cream and a glass of JD"-> "yes Oh my master yes"... "yo, turn off the tv"-> "but of course my hot sire"

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

If that ain't a cheap, Newport smokin, ashy kneed, chipped nail polish havin whore I don't know what is

And when they're really good, buy them a pack of hog head souse and some saltine crackers.

prodigalfan said:

vainandy said:

And when they're really good, buy them a pack of hog head souse and some saltine crackers.

Boy, you know you are old school AND country when you know about that. I have heard anyone talk about souse and crackers since the 70's. Do they even make this anymore?

I worked in a convenience store nine years from 1989 to 1998. We sold them the whole time I was there and when I left there in 1998, they were still selling them.

There were a bunch of country ass black men that used to park their cars and trucks and hang out and drink beer in the lot behind our dumpster. I ain't never seen so many jheri curls in my life and I'm talking about the 1990s when they were long out of style. There was some little crack ho's that would tip back there and work those old buzzards for whatever little bullshit they could get out of them. These heffers were nasty looking too. Halter tops with sagging titties, shorts, flip flops, and hair all over their heads. I'm talking hair all over their heads worse than Shitney Houston's daughter's hair used to be.

Anyway, plenty of nights, those old buzzards would come in the store with those ho's and buy them something. The heffers were all loud talking too...."I'm honegry, buy me something to eat". The men always ended up buying them the cheapest shit in the store such as Moonpies, Little Debbie snack cakes, Stage Planks, Grandma's Cookies, the little small 25 cent bags of Doritos, and RC Cola, and those heffers really loved those damn Nehi drinks, especially the fruit punch flavored. But on Fridays when the old buzzards got paid, oh honey, it was time to live it up and slurge....hog head souse and saltine crackers! The bitches even had the nerve to ask if we had any little condiment packages of hot sauce.

Very seldom come n here, but when I saw this topic, I wanted 2 join n and say how much I enjoy reading vainandy's threads.

Yes he is hilarious, honest, likeable and very knowledgeable when it comes 2 his old-school music.

Gotta love this dude

prodigalfan said:

vainandy said:

And when they're really good, buy them a pack of hog head souse and some saltine crackers.

Boy, you know you are old school AND country when you know about that. I have heard anyone talk about souse and crackers since the 70's. Do they even make this anymore?

Hog head sauce? I doubt it. You could find some crackers but I don't know if saltine is around anymore.

Timmy84 said:

prodigalfan said:

Boy, you know you are old school AND country when you know about that. I have heard anyone talk about souse and crackers since the 70's. Do they even make this anymore?

Hog head sauce? I doubt it. You could find some crackers but I don't know if saltine is around anymore.

That wasn't a typo, it's SOUSE. We have souse in Trinidad too. Not my thing at all.

Timmy84 said:

prodigalfan said:

Boy, you know you are old school AND country when you know about that. I have heard anyone talk about souse and crackers since the 70's. Do they even make this anymore?

Hog head sauce? I doubt it. You could find some crackers but I don't know if saltine is around anymore.

Wait! YOU'RE from North Carolina and never heard of Souse Meat?!?

Souse Meat is when they take the entire head of a pig (lips, snout, teeth, eye-balls, brains & all), put it in a giant pot and boil it for an entire day. When all the gook melts off the skull, they pour all that crap into a bread mold and refrigerate it until it gels. It's something like an ultra-disgusting SPAM loaf, lol. It's also called Hog Head Cheese.

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sextonseven said:

Timmy84 said:

Hog head sauce? I doubt it. You could find some crackers but I don't know if saltine is around anymore.

That wasn't a typo, it's SOUSE. We have souse in Trinidad too. Not my thing at all.

Souse in the islands is completely different than what Andy's talking about.

Caribbean souse is just pickled pig's feet