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Reply #90 posted 07/14/11 10:54am

Harlepolis

Thats actually a a FROG ya'll lol

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Reply #91 posted 07/14/11 10:56am

vainandy

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JoeTyler said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Oh - your actually serious?

Damn. Can't wait to see how this plays out. lol

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #92 posted 07/14/11 10:59am

vainandy

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Harlepolis said:

Thats actually a a FROG ya'll lol

Yep, a horny toad. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #93 posted 07/14/11 11:06am

PDogz

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

faint ...well THAT aught'a satisfy everybody, lol. lol

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Reply #94 posted 07/14/11 11:11am

smoothcriminal
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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

faint

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Reply #95 posted 07/14/11 11:13am

ZombieKitten

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I love reading his posts. He's one of the biggest positives of the org.

you like him just a little too much for my liking!!! chair razz

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Reply #96 posted 07/14/11 11:55am

Harlepolis

Auntie Andrea, stop scaring the boy evillol

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Reply #97 posted 07/14/11 12:14pm

JoeTyler

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

whaaaaaaaaaat? no. no no no! Forget about the other dick mad I asked for a threesome with a man (you :eyes) and a girl!

sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy cool

I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...

[Edited 7/14/11 5:14am]

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Reply #98 posted 07/14/11 12:59pm

tinaz

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

Could I have a cold drink please!

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Reply #99 posted 07/14/11 1:36pm

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HotGritz said:

I swear this dude is too much fun. Whether we're agreeing or disagreeing, talking hairy dicks or quesadilla pussies or just plain ole news of the day and trade trash gossip- he is without a doubt one of the coolest mothafucccas on the org. Plus he has really good taste in old school music.

I've tried to find fault with him but there aint none save for his love of hairy peens. Andy you crazy for that and you gonna need a lot of dental floss. wink

GIVE IT UP FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE DAY, AND THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH -

VAINANDY Y'ALL party woot! dancing jig sexy beer music

cue the music for The Time's "COOL"

mushy I have an Org crush on him. I love his taste in music and is sense of humor.

"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack
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Reply #100 posted 07/14/11 4:30pm

PunkMistress

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dancing jig

It's what you make it.
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Reply #101 posted 07/14/11 4:33pm

sextonseven

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

That was hot!

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Reply #102 posted 07/14/11 4:38pm

HonEMan

vainandy said:


I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

God DAMN! razz

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Reply #103 posted 07/14/11 7:09pm

vainandy

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JoeTyler said:

vainandy said:

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

whaaaaaaaaaat? no. no no no! Forget about the other dick mad I asked for a threesome with a man (you :eyes) and a girl!

sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy cool

I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...

[Edited 7/14/11 5:14am]

Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her. lol

I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!

Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. lol

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[Edited 7/14/11 12:12pm]

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #104 posted 07/14/11 7:23pm

smoothcriminal
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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

whaaaaaaaaaat? no. no no no! Forget about the other dick mad I asked for a threesome with a man (you :eyes) and a girl!

sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy cool

I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...

[Edited 7/14/11 5:14am]

Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her. lol

I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!

Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. lol

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[Edited 7/14/11 12:12pm]

Lmao. lol

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Reply #105 posted 07/14/11 9:01pm

ScarletScandal

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eek eek eek eek

Th'fuck ya'll doing in here?

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Reply #106 posted 07/14/11 9:27pm

Timmy84

Harlepolis said:

Thats actually a a FROG ya'll lol

lol

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Reply #107 posted 07/14/11 9:28pm

Timmy84

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

Whore. batting eyes lol

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Reply #108 posted 07/14/11 9:38pm

tinaz

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

whaaaaaaaaaat? no. no no no! Forget about the other dick mad I asked for a threesome with a man (you :eyes) and a girl!

sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy cool

I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...

[Edited 7/14/11 5:14am]

Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her. lol

I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!

Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. lol

.

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.

[Edited 7/14/11 12:12pm]

STICKY HOT AND WET whistle

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Reply #109 posted 07/14/11 10:07pm

dJJ

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #110 posted 07/15/11 12:16am

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I'm running out of faint s foolin' with you all.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #111 posted 07/15/11 12:20am

JoeTyler

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

whaaaaaaaaaat? no. no no no! Forget about the other dick mad I asked for a threesome with a man (you :eyes) and a girl!

sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy cool

I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...

[Edited 7/14/11 5:14am]

Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her. lol

I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!

Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. lol

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.No man, no, you were both prep my cock at the same time evillol yeeee I said it, you had to share my cock with a female evillol Just some good old Jackie and the nasty bi whore who's living inside of me awakens like a horny roman senator / greek philosopher evillol oral

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Reply #112 posted 07/15/11 12:39am

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HotGritz said:

I'm running out of faint s foolin' with you all.

lol me too eek
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Reply #113 posted 07/15/11 1:55am

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Timmy84 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Was that a fake penis? eek

Might've been a dildo. I wouldn't put it past him. evillol

I'm pretty sure it was a bong.

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Reply #114 posted 07/15/11 3:01am

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JoeTyler said:

vainandy said:

Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her. lol

I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!

Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. lol

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.No man, no, you were both prep my cock at the same time evillol yeeee I said it, you had to share my cock with a female evillol Just some good old Jackie and the nasty bi whore who's living inside of me awakens like a horny roman senator / greek philosopher evillol oral

That sounds hot. What have you got for us? What's your dick look like? Describe it to me.

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Reply #115 posted 07/15/11 3:03am

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

That sounds hot. What have you got for us? What's your dick look like? Describe it to me.

Please don't tell me that this will turn into some sort of slash fiction thread about vainandy and Joe. disbelief

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Reply #116 posted 07/15/11 3:04am

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smoothcriminal12 said:

vainandy said:

That sounds hot. What have you got for us? What's your dick look like? Describe it to me.

Please don't tell me that this will turn into some sort of slash fiction thread about vainandy and Joe. disbelief

popcorn

Id read it

popcorn

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Reply #117 posted 07/15/11 3:04am

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tinaz said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Please don't tell me that this will turn into some sort of slash fiction thread about vainandy and Joe. disbelief

popcorn

Id read it

popcorn

Girl, you ain't the only one. lol

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Reply #118 posted 07/15/11 3:05am

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smoothcriminal12 said:

tinaz said:

popcorn

Id read it

popcorn

Girl, you ain't the only one. lol

lol

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Reply #119 posted 07/15/11 3:06am

SCNDLS

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. lol

sigh I swear, that muhhfucka right therrre . . . faint

(and I ain't even read this post, but considering how long it is I already know it ain't nuthin good) disbelief

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