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I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Yep, a horny toad. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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you like him just a little too much for my liking!!! | |
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Auntie Andrea, stop scaring the boy | |
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whaaaaaaaaaat? no. sorry, but next time you'll have to deal with some pussy
I'm going to the gym/spa now , see ya all...
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Could I have a cold drink please!
[img:$uid]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg31/Neopet_Caretaker/cat%20imoticons/sweating.gif[/img:$uid] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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That was hot! | |
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God DAMN! | |
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Oh, that's fine. Just don't expect me to touch her.
I'll just be there to work on that dick of yours. To get you all good and hard and "prepped up" before you get with her. I'll rub that motherfucker through your pants, then I'll unsnap and unzip them. Then I'll grab and rub that motherfucker through your underwear to the point that when I pull them down, it'll spring out like a jack in the box. Then I'll start with those balls. I'll lick them motherfuckers like a mama cat licking her baby kittens. Just a'lick, lick, lick and a'lick, lick, lick. Then lick all around that shaft. Up the underside of it and back down the side and up the upper side of it and back down the other side. Up and down strokes and side to side strokes till I reach that head. Put that motherfucker in my mouth and start working on it real slow. Go down as far as I can go and come back up. Up and down and up and down while that motherfucker just throbs. Work that motherfucker into a pulsating frenzy with your toes spreading, your fingers spreading, and your head thrown back just a'moanin'. Moanin' louder, and louder, and louder dammitt! Don't you put your hand on your dick to relieve it or I'll slap the hell out of it. I'm in control motherfucker. I'll taste that precum and massage those balls at the same time. More moanin' and more moanin' until you damn near cry. Then I feel those balls twitching and tighting up and I know what time it is then. The moans turn into a holler and you spray that come in spurt after spurt after spurt. It doesn't seem to ever end, it just keeps on sprayin'. Whewwwwww, damn that was good!
Ooops, all that bitch did was watch. Damn, I thought I was just going to prep you up for her. Oh well, we'll just have to start over again and get you ready for her ass. . . .
[Edited 7/14/11 12:12pm] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Lmao. | |
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Th'fuck ya'll doing in here? | |
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Whore. | |
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STICKY HOT AND WET ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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I'm running out of I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. ![]() | |
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"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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I'm pretty sure it was a bong. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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That sounds hot. What have you got for us? What's your dick look like? Describe it to me. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Please don't tell me that this will turn into some sort of slash fiction thread about vainandy and Joe. | |
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Id read it
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Girl, you ain't the only one. | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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(and I ain't even read this post, but considering how long it is I already know it ain't nuthin good) | |
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