JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

x 10,000 Dude the stories you tell.

vainandy= org's tusitala (storyteller) !

man, I'm both laughing and hard right now, top story! gotta love the slutty waitresses of strip clubs, God bless them

the old geezer came on himself??? man, that was FAST

I'm still stuck on 5$ beer cans and watermelon titties.

SCNDLS said:

That's why I stick to gay strip clubs. None of the hoopla of screaming women ackin' like they ain't neva seent a dick. In the gay clubs, the boys are pretty, they stand on a box, and will show you their willies for a dolla.

Not me ...I'm sticking with them all male revues for women only where the men put the dick all in yo face and lift you up in the air, and grind on you and rub they fingas across ya coochie and meet you at the hotel later for a freebie damn shame these muthafuccas be having wives and girlfriends and shit. I would neva let my man skrip unless he was bringing home at least $10,000 a week and even then he better bring his dick skrait the fuck home cuz I will cut him. Allegedly.

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

vainandy= org's tusitala (storyteller) !

man, I'm both laughing and hard right now, top story! gotta love the slutty waitresses of strip clubs, God bless them

the old geezer came on himself??? man, that was FAST

I'm still stuck on 5$ beer cans and watermelon titties.

that 5$ beer can included a massage!

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

That's why I stick to gay strip clubs. None of the hoopla of screaming women ackin' like they ain't neva seent a dick. In the gay clubs, the boys are pretty, they stand on a box, and will show you their willies for a dolla.

Not me ...I'm sticking with them all male revues for women only where the men put the dick all in yo face and lift you up in the air, and grind on you and rub they fingas across ya coochie and meet you at the hotel later for a freebie damn shame these muthafuccas be having wives and girlfriends and shit. I would neva let my man skrip unless he was bringing home at least $10,000 a week and even then he better bring his dick skrait the fuck home cuz I will cut him. Allegedly.

but you're right, in strip clubs for straight females, you can see ANYTHING...

JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

Not me ...I'm sticking with them all male revues for women only where the men put the dick all in yo face and lift you up in the air, and grind on you and rub they fingas across ya coochie and meet you at the hotel later for a freebie damn shame these muthafuccas be having wives and girlfriends and shit. I would neva let my man skrip unless he was bringing home at least $10,000 a week and even then he better bring his dick skrait the fuck home cuz I will cut him. Allegedly.

but you're right, in strip clubs for straight females, you can see ANYTHING...

Its amazing the double standard that exists among the strip clubs. I'd like to think that straight guys or even gay guys have the same privileges at their clubs but that's not what I've heard; it seems straight men who strip for straight females just give up all the goodies and do it without being labeled a ho. Go figure. I guess that's why its such a small niche of the stripper industry and why you tend to see the same dudes from event to event.

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

but you're right, in strip clubs for straight females, you can see ANYTHING...

Its amazing the double standard that exists among the strip clubs. I'd like to think that straight guys or even gay guys have the same privileges at their clubs but that's not what I've heard; it seems straight men who strip for straight females just give up all the goodies and do it without being labeled a ho. Go figure. I guess that's why its such a small niche of the stripper industry and why you tend to see the same dudes from event to event.

wow, I'm not an expert...I mean, I didn't know that straight AND gay strippers work together in the same clubs

JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

Its amazing the double standard that exists among the strip clubs. I'd like to think that straight guys or even gay guys have the same privileges at their clubs but that's not what I've heard; it seems straight men who strip for straight females just give up all the goodies and do it without being labeled a ho. Go figure. I guess that's why its such a small niche of the stripper industry and why you tend to see the same dudes from event to event.

wow, I'm not an expert...I mean, I didn't know that straight AND gay strippers work together in the same clubs

No I meant straight strippers at straight clubs/venues. They don't let men in as customers.

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

wow, I'm not an expert...I mean, I didn't know that straight AND gay strippers work together in the same clubs

No I meant straight strippers at straight clubs/venues. They don't let men in as customers.

oh, well I see

in those venues, there's SEX, that's ridiculous, that's almost a bordello for ladies...

JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

No I meant straight strippers at straight clubs/venues. They don't let men in as customers.

oh, well I see

in those venues, there's SEX, that's ridiculous, that's almost a bordello for ladies...

No sense going if you're not gonna get laid or at least squeezed, licked and rubbed.

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

oh, well I see

in those venues, there's SEX, that's ridiculous, that's almost a bordello for ladies...

No sense going if you're not gonna get laid or at least squeezed, licked and rubbed.

girl, the females there USUALLY swallow some loads...

that's TOO much

JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

No sense going if you're not gonna get laid or at least squeezed, licked and rubbed.

girl, the females there USUALLY swallow some loads...

that's TOO much

oh damn!

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

ehhh, hold it, dude; the eternal myth of the "strip clubs": they are nasty places, full of pervs and shit, and the women there are slaves... whatever

the women there work for a living, and not everyone in the audience is old, or a perv , actually, most of them just go there because they wanna see a tight body dancing naked...that's human nature...

I'm talking about the way men and women react when they are in strip clubs. Gay men and straight women are all up jumping, dancing around, and having a good time. The only difference in gay men and straight women's behavior is that we'll actually sleep with that dick if it's offered to us. Everytime I've ever seen straight men in a strip club watching women, they have reminded me of the old TV shows when men would go in with a trench coat, hat, and dark shades and sit there quietly and drool while the women dance. They don't wear that get-up any more but it just feels like that type of atmosphere.

I went in a strip club once where women were stripping and it was definately an experience. I was supposed to meet a butch lesbian friend there who wanted to go but was scared to go by herself. The heffer chickened out and stood me up. Anyway, the men were sitting there all quiet and drooling. I've never seen so many comb-over men in one place in my life. The waitresses were slutty as hell. A beer was $5 a can which was unheard of at that time. I nursed that damn can all night and the slutty waitress kept coming around pestering me all night. The bitch even asked if she could give me a massage. Finally, I crossed my legs and starting giving the bitch fish gestures and she left me alone. I bet she wondered what the hell I was doing in there. The sluts were giving lap dances and one old pervert buried his nose inbetween two great big ole titties that would put Dolly Parton to shame. Those motherfuckers were hanging down like watermelons. When the man got out of his chair, he had a wet spot in his crotch area, he had done come on himself.

"....this week on Vainandy's Org Campfire Stories ..."

Y'all are... Shit. Nevermind.

Adisa said:

Y'all are... Shit. Nevermind.

Yes?

Adisa said:

Y'all are... Shit. Nevermind.

yeah, this is not DisneyChannel stuff, is it?

KatSkrizzle said:

What day and age are we in when skrippin is governed by the EOE laws?

KatSkrizzle said:

What day and age are we in when skrippin is governed by the EOE laws? What an idiot! Every man has a different view of what turns him on!

Why wouldn't it be??? It's still employment in the US so why should they be exempt from the laws that protect ALL American workers? No one is saying thse men can't get lap dances from who they want or tip the dancers who appeal to them. But you absolutely cannot hire someone to be a waitress and then restrict her hours solely on the fact that she's black. That's illegal anyway you look at it in any setting.

[Edited 7/9/11 5:21am]

SCNDLS said:

KatSkrizzle said:

What day and age are we in when skrippin is governed by the EOE laws? What an idiot! Every man has a different view of what turns him on!

Why wouldn't it be??? It's still employment in the US so why should they be exempt from the laws that protect ALL American workers? No one is saying thse men can't get lap dances from who they want or tip the dancers who appeal to them. But you absolutely cannot hire someone to be a waitress and then restrict her hours solely on the fact that she's black. That's illegal anyway you look at it in any setting.

[Edited 7/9/11 5:21am]

I was.... making.... a..... joke!!!!!! Yes, we do! Holy shnickey! Which is why I called the guy an idiot.

Wow......

Adisa said:

KatSkrizzle said:

What day and age are we in when skrippin is governed by the EOE laws?

It was.... A joke...... a joke! Cheese and rice! Referring back to the "things I learned on the Org thread".....cheese and rice!

And skrippers need love too. People on here all day dogging out strippers and the....Oh hell!

KatSkrizzle said:

Adisa said:

It was.... A joke...... a joke! Cheese and rice! Referring back to the "things I learned on the Org thread".....cheese and rice!

And skrippers need love too. People on here all day dogging out strippers and the....Oh hell!

I know it was a joke, Sweetums, hence my picture.

KatSkrizzle said:

SCNDLS said:

Why wouldn't it be??? It's still employment in the US so why should they be exempt from the laws that protect ALL American workers? No one is saying thse men can't get lap dances from who they want or tip the dancers who appeal to them. But you absolutely cannot hire someone to be a waitress and then restrict her hours solely on the fact that she's black. That's illegal anyway you look at it in any setting.

[Edited 7/9/11 5:21am]

I was.... making.... a..... joke!!!!!! Yes, we do! Holy shnickey! Which is why I called the guy an idiot.

Wow......

I'm not a mind reader and nothing in your post "looked" or sounded like a joke.

Adisa said:

KatSkrizzle said:

It was.... A joke...... a joke! Cheese and rice! Referring back to the "things I learned on the Org thread".....cheese and rice!

And skrippers need love too. People on here all day dogging out strippers and the....Oh hell!

I know it was a joke, Sweetums, hence my picture.

THen I'm just a Poo-head! And cheese and rice!

SCNDLS said:

KatSkrizzle said:

I was.... making.... a..... joke!!!!!! Yes, we do! Holy shnickey! Which is why I called the guy an idiot.

Wow......

I'm not a mind reader and nothing in your post "looked" or sounded like a joke.

Adisa got it!

It's all right, I get my panties ruffled for silly stuff too!

KatSkrizzle said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm not a mind reader and nothing in your post "looked" or sounded like a joke.

Adisa got it!

It's all right, I get my panties ruffled for silly stuff too!

Chile please. How is properly responding to a post getting my panties ruffled? Whatever

SCNDLS said:

KatSkrizzle said:

Adisa got it!

It's all right, I get my panties ruffled for silly stuff too!

Chile please. How is properly responding to a post getting my panties ruffled? Whatever

Sexy dancer...I want yo body, want yo body

Sexy dancer....I want yo body, want yo body

Sexy dancer....you get me so hot

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

That's why I stick to gay strip clubs. None of the hoopla of screaming women ackin' like they ain't neva seent a dick. In the gay clubs, the boys are pretty, they stand on a box, and will show you their willies for a dolla.

Not me ...I'm sticking with them all male revues for women only where the men put the dick all in yo face and lift you up in the air, and grind on you and rub they fingas across ya coochie and meet you at the hotel later for a freebie damn shame these muthafuccas be having wives and girlfriends and shit. I would neva let my man skrip unless he was bringing home at least $10,000 a week and even then he better bring his dick skrait the fuck home cuz I will cut him. Allegedly.