Buddha said, "People of abundant desire also suffer abundantly. People of small desire never curry favour or bend to gain the minds of others."

Mariska Hargitay...

RenHoek said:

Wise rules to live by #1: Confucius say you bleach your hair you don't go to college.

Hello Ace.

curry

ZombieKitten said:

curry

My thoughts exactly!

Ace said:

Buddha said, "People of abundant desire also suffer abundantly. People of small desire never curry favour or bend to gain the minds of others."

i have a GREAT recipe for curry!!!

Shanti0608 said:

ZombieKitten said:

curry

My thoughts exactly!

OMG!!! great minds think alike

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

Ace said:

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

here. have a nice plate of curry. breathe deep the fragrant aroma..... you will find your happiness

I'd be a lot happier if they hadn't cancelled the Norm MacDonald show! It was really getting its legs.

OMG, reading this thread makes me feel like a rat lost in a maze.

imago said:

OMG, reading this thread makes me feel like a rat lost in a maze.

Mazes are easy to solve if you work backwards, so just find the end and start back towards the beginning, and you'll be fine!

RodeoSchro said:

imago said:

OMG, reading this thread makes me feel like a rat lost in a maze.

Mazes are easy to solve if you work backwards, so just find the end and start back towards the beginning, and you'll be fine!

OMG, that doesn't work in real life. Try passing a kidney stone in reverse, boo!

ok ok, advice:

Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time.

imago said:

ok ok, advice:

Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time.

uh.... i'm trying to eat my curry over here

imago said:

RodeoSchro said:

Mazes are easy to solve if you work backwards, so just find the end and start back towards the beginning, and you'll be fine!

OMG, that doesn't work in real life. Try passing a kidney stone in reverse, boo!

I've never had a kidney stone and judging from what I've heard about it, hope I never do.

XxAxX said:

imago said:

ok ok, advice:

Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time.

uh.... i'm trying to eat my curry over here

Here's where I have to disagree with Rodeoshro. Curry really can only pass one way through your mouse maze, so to speak. You certainly don't want it coming out the wrong end or being place in the wrong end.

But then again, both ends are really just joyous lips that connect the same long tube anyways.

RodeoSchro said:

imago said:

OMG, that doesn't work in real life. Try passing a kidney stone in reverse, boo!

I've never had a kidney stone and judging from what I've heard about it, hope I never do.

Me neither. It just sounds completely horrific.

I'd rather attend a Stephenwolf concert, honestly.

imago said:

XxAxX said:

uh.... i'm trying to eat my curry over here

Here's where I have to disagree with Rodeoshro. Curry really can only pass one way through your mouse maze, so to speak. You certainly don't want it coming out the wrong end or being place in the wrong end.

But then again, both ends are really just joyous lips that connect the same long tube anyways.

i hear you. drinking a glass of water is mouth douching in a way

now, let's try to keep this thread on track. curry.

XxAxX said:

imago said:

Here's where I have to disagree with Rodeoshro. Curry really can only pass one way through your mouse maze, so to speak. You certainly don't want it coming out the wrong end or being place in the wrong end.

But then again, both ends are really just joyous lips that connect the same long tube anyways.

i hear you. drinking a glass of water is mouth douching in a way

now, let's try to keep this thread on track. curry.

I am never going to stop laughing !!!

imago said:

XxAxX said:

i hear you. drinking a glass of water is mouth douching in a way

now, let's try to keep this thread on track. curry.

I am never going to stop laughing !!!

thank you. i have striven to absorb the lesson of the anal douching thread and i now see the universe as one, long, endless enema after another. a star is given an enema of helium atoms and it explodes, causing a wave of energy and matter to loom on another star's horizon. that star may either absorb the energy and matter given off by the initial enema star, or it too might explode, continuing the cycle. i am beginning to think that just maybe life is nothing more than an endless interchange of destructively creative acts, or, put another way, creatively destructive acts. in life, we are either the douchers or the douchees.

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
OK, I'll veer back to the main theme of this thread:

The Buddha said:

Do not speak- unless it improves on silence.

You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere.

Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation.

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.

RodeoSchro said:

I'd be a lot happier if they hadn't cancelled the Norm MacDonald show! It was really getting its legs.

What the H?!

XxAxX said:

Ace said:

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

here. have a nice plate of curry. breathe deep the fragrant aroma..... you will find your happiness

imago said:

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
OK, I'll veer back to the main theme of this thread:

The Buddha said:

Do not speak- unless it improves on silence.

You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere.

Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation.

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.

This "Buddha" dude had some good shit to say.

Ace said:

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

you had too much desire to share happiness!

NDRU said:

Ace said:

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

you had too much desire to share happiness!

NDRU said:

Ace said:

This hasn't worked out exactly as planned.

you had too much desire to share happiness!

You grasping hedonist, you.